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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 -= www.OpenSubtitles.org =- 2 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:19,200 UGLY, DIRTY AND BAD (Down and Dirty) 3 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:05,060 The door! 4 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,070 The fucking door! 5 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,070 One day of these days I�ll nail it. 6 00:03:47,030 --> 00:03:50,100 - Hi. - Hi. 7 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:56,030 - How cold it is this morning! - The air is colder. 8 00:04:00,980 --> 00:04:03,880 Did they try again last night? 9 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:06,880 Bunch of criminals! 10 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,050 My money is mine! 11 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:12,890 The eye that the quick lime fucked was mine. 12 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:17,890 And the insurance money was also mine. Get it? 13 00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:21,900 If they don't get it, I�ll make them understand with my rifle. 14 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,900 Gangsters...sons of bitches. 15 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,900 This is my house, that I built with my hands. 16 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,900 Brick by brick. 17 00:04:31,010 --> 00:04:34,910 And you live as if it was a hotel. Free! 18 00:04:35,010 --> 00:04:37,080 Without spending a lira! 19 00:04:38,010 --> 00:04:39,910 Come with your uncle! 20 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:44,070 Nice! 21 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:49,920 Are You crazy? The blood will go to his head! 22 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:53,860 - Why are you screaming? - He's a baby! - Go away! 23 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,030 - For what it cost you... - Leave me alone. 24 00:04:57,970 --> 00:05:00,870 Gaet�, will you give me the 5 thousand liras or not? 25 00:05:00,970 --> 00:05:03,870 The million is mine and nobody can touch it. 26 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,870 At least give me 3 thousand. 27 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:07,870 Scoundrels. 28 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:12,880 Give me two thousand. If not how am I to look for work? On foot? 29 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,880 What are you looking for? 30 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:18,890 You look for work and you pray to the Virgin that you don't find any. 31 00:05:18,990 --> 00:05:22,060 Mind your own business! 32 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,890 Hey, you, I'm waiting for you! 33 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:29,900 Wait, wait... Just a moment! 34 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,900 Hope they kill you... 35 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,900 I�ll throw you all out of here. 36 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,900 - Here. � Relatives are like boots. 37 00:05:38,010 --> 00:05:42,060 The smaller they are, the more they hurt. 38 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,080 Do you want the money? 39 00:05:47,010 --> 00:05:51,020 Throw some quicklime on your eye if you want the money. 40 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:56,010 - Make a good cut. Look here. - Just let me work. 41 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,860 How late it is! Mar�a Libera! 42 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,860 If you don't like it, get another. 43 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,860 - Hold the baby. - Give me five hundred. 44 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:08,870 Enea, I'm ready. If Trompeta comes, tell him to wait. 45 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:10,870 Sure! I'm sure he'll wait for you... 46 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:12,870 Give me 200... 100... 47 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:15,040 At least give me a kiss. 48 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,880 Cut it out, will you? 49 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:25,050 They're waiting for you, hurry! 50 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:35,050 He started the scooter indoors! They can both fuck off! 51 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,900 I'll smash the scooter with a hammer. 52 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,900 He's here free, without paying a lira and he's not my son. 53 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,900 He's your son! 54 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:48,910 - He's not my son. - Whose son is he then? 55 00:06:49,010 --> 00:06:52,850 You're aking me? Ask the whore inside you. 56 00:06:52,950 --> 00:06:55,850 - He Was born in December, right? - So? 57 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:58,850 I'd been in prison for two years. 58 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:01,850 - And I got out in May. He was born in December... - So? 59 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:05,860 - He was born after 7 months. - No, he was born a whore's son. 60 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,860 I'll kick them all out. 61 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:12,870 They tried to get my money last night, didn't they? 62 00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:15,030 Again. 63 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:25,040 - I'll stay here! - No, no, come. 64 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:32,890 A bullet in the head for all of them. If not today, then tomorrow. 65 00:07:32,990 --> 00:07:37,050 - Let's go! - All here? - Romolo - Coming! 66 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,900 Be quiet or you'll wake up Tommasina! She came home late. 67 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,900 - Too many customers! - Look at your sister! 68 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,840 - My daughter is without sin. - And without underwear! 69 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:56,840 - It's part of her job! - Like whores! 70 00:07:56,940 --> 00:07:59,850 She's a respected model! 71 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:01,850 - From behind! - And from the front! 72 00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:03,850 Where does she strut her stuff? 73 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:07,850 That's what your sister does! Fuck off! 74 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,860 This week, Tommasina is in a poster! 75 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,030 The church bulletin? 76 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,030 Let's see... 77 00:08:17,970 --> 00:08:20,870 Hot! 78 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:23,870 - But that's not Tommasina! - Yes it is! 79 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:26,040 I recognized the tits! 80 00:08:26,970 --> 00:08:29,040 - What magazine is that? - "Wankboy." 81 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:35,040 - Cover her up or she'll catch cold! - Let's go, I'm tired. 82 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:40,050 Leave that is better! 83 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:49,900 They're just jealous! Their sisters aren't so successful! 84 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,830 She'll also star in a movie! 85 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:54,830 In asses high! 86 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:56,840 Mom! What time is it? 87 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:58,840 Poor thing! They woke you up! 88 00:08:58,940 --> 00:09:01,840 - I'm sleepy. - Idiots! 89 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:03,010 What did they want? 90 00:09:38,980 --> 00:09:42,880 - Checata! - I return your hat! 91 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:47,040 Let's go, come on! Let's go to work! 92 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:56,900 R�molo, wait for me! 93 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,900 You dirtied me up, idiot! 94 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,900 - What does a little extra black do to you? - Come with me... 95 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,070 ...to the bus stop. 96 00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:13,080 Grandfather! 97 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:19,070 They say that without money there's no wine. 98 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,920 I should kill them! 99 00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:28,090 Couple of loan sharks! 100 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,930 Here. That's a thousand liras. 101 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:36,100 They are 500. 102 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:40,940 - When your grandfather tells you it's a thousand... - They're 500. 103 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,940 You always contradict me. 104 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:48,100 Always contradict me! All of you ! Go! 105 00:10:49,050 --> 00:10:51,050 Bring me the change. 106 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,060 All of you. 107 00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:01,060 All of you. 108 00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:18,060 Good-bye, mom. 109 00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:37,910 - Hello, Tommasina. - Hello. 110 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:43,070 I'll walk you to the tram. I work nearby as a maid. 111 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,870 How beautiful you are, Tommasina! Of course, you're an artist. 112 00:15:00,970 --> 00:15:03,870 Do you get tired when they photograph you? 113 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,870 - No, it`s like doing nothing. - Really? 114 00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:09,880 - And do they pay you well? - It depends on what you show. 115 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,880 If you show little, it's 5.000 liras the hour. 116 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:16,880 - If you show everything, it gets to 20. - And you show everything! 117 00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:19,050 I do what the director tells me. 118 00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:24,050 That lady gives me 500 liras an hour and I don't get undressed. 119 00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:28,060 And what would you show? 120 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,070 I also worked as a maid there. 121 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:41,060 Remember that it's better to get naked. Mark my words! 122 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,880 Where are you taking me? 123 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,880 If you say "thank you" I'll see you to work. 124 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:26,050 - Thank you. - Not now, when I say it. 125 00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:30,890 It's useless to get comfortable. What do you want to do? 126 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,890 - Say thanks and we leave. - Yes, yes, thank you... 127 00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:35,900 I understood your game, Romolo. 128 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,900 Please, don't make me waste time! 129 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,900 - A quickie... - At this time of day? 130 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,900 I am a morning type. 131 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,910 - When I get home, I'll tell your brother. - So he pays up. 132 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:50,840 - No, no! I said no! - I'll give you 1.000 liras. 133 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:54,850 It's not about money. It's getting late. Some other time we'll do it. 134 00:16:54,950 --> 00:16:59,850 - Though in-laws shouldn't. - Go fuck yourself. 135 00:16:59,950 --> 00:17:03,860 - There it is. - You have the body and face of a whore . I don't understand... 136 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,030 ...why not. 137 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:23,030 They tried again last night... 138 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,050 The sons of... 139 00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:40,890 - Assunta! - Here I am! 140 00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:44,060 - Assunta! - Here I am! 141 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,900 - Bring me another one. - At once. 142 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,840 - What are you doing? - Give me a little kiss. 143 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,840 - Leave me! My sister can see us! - Give me a kiss. 144 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,840 My sister is looking! 145 00:17:57,940 --> 00:18:01,010 What do you care about your sister? 146 00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:05,020 If I catch you... 147 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,030 Assunta... 148 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,030 Marcellina, come here. Listen... 149 00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:20,870 - Do you remember? - I don't remember. 150 00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:22,870 - No? - Don't touch me. 151 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,870 You don't remember. Did you forget? 152 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,870 I don't remember anything. 153 00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:29,880 - You remember, you remember. - I don't remember. 154 00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:32,880 Do you remember you have to pay half a liter? 155 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:36,050 - From when? - From now. 156 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,830 Here, Marcellina. 157 00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:54,000 Listen. 158 00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,840 - How pretty you were. - Keep still. 159 00:18:57,940 --> 00:19:00,840 How pretty you were! 160 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,010 How pretty! 161 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,860 - Pretty... - Women... 162 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,860 ...come to Cesaretto's. 163 00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:29,870 Soap, bleach, toilet paper, napkins. 164 00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:31,870 Everything for the house. 165 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:34,870 Toothpaste, deodorant, detergent. glasses for coffee... 166 00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:36,880 ...milk, capuccino. 167 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:39,880 Brooms, mops, dusters. 168 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,880 Everything you need. 169 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,880 Cloths, toilet paper, napkins... 170 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:47,890 Soap, detergent, deodorant, talc. 171 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:51,890 Cesaretto sells everything by weight and by package. 172 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,890 Good quality and selection. 173 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:56,900 Brooms, brushes. Buckets, pails. All the colors. 174 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,900 Tubs, demijohns. Unbreakable plastic, wax... 175 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,070 ...insecticides, rat poison. Hello, Giacinto! 176 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,910 Let's say: "Hello." 177 00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:09,910 Women, come out of the house. Cesaretto has arrived. 178 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:12,910 Cesaretto sells everything cheap, economical... 179 00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:15,910 ...always low price. Women, get pretty! 180 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:19,920 Shaving cream, blades. Cesaretto brings you everything. 181 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:24,920 Towels, long and short stockings. Extra virgin wool undershirts. 182 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:27,930 Cotton underpants. Glues, needles... 183 00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:30,930 ...threads in all colors, ointment for corns,... 184 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,930 ...band-aids, cotton, alcohol. 185 00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:37,940 Bowls, buckets and plastic containers... 186 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:42,940 ...a new course in internal and external politics. 187 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,950 Government intervention, a typical example being... 188 00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:50,880 ...the vast hydrological territory... 189 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,890 ...of the Tennessee valley... 190 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:55,050 Who came? 191 00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,060 Who came!? 192 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,900 Nobody. Who was supposed to come? 193 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,060 So, nobody, huh? 194 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,900 The USA now moves confidently... 195 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,910 ...as by Roosevelt's famous phrase. 196 00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:17,910 "The only thing we have to fear is..." 197 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,910 "The only... thing..." 198 00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:24,920 "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself". 199 00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:28,920 Ah, I understood! Fear! Fear! 200 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:30,090 And this? 201 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:35,930 ...and so are the fundamentals of liberty born... 202 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,930 "Freedom to teach..." 203 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,930 - And what's this? - A toilet brush. 204 00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:42,940 So, you know it, huh? 205 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,940 Who brought it? 206 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:49,940 - A gift from Cesaretto. - I'm fed up with Cesaretto! 207 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:54,880 When I'm not in, I don't want men in my house! 208 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:59,890 Of course! The maid comes out and says: "The lady is not in." 209 00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:03,890 If he gave that to you, you must have given something in return! 210 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,890 What could I give him with a boy that studies... 211 00:22:07,990 --> 00:22:09,900 - ...and your mother? - She is a bigger whore than I. 212 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,900 - What did you give him? - Leave me! - Tell me! 213 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,060 Leave me alone! If you move, I'll slice you. 214 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,910 - Grabbed a knife, did you? - Move! 215 00:22:21,010 --> 00:22:26,070 - I'm so scared. - Move. - Are you crazy? 216 00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:29,920 Go, Matilde! Kick him in the balls! 217 00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:32,920 Get his eye, the good one! 218 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:36,090 Leave him in a corner, dead and crippled! 219 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:45,100 He's killing me! 220 00:22:47,030 --> 00:22:49,940 You were witnesses that she tried to kill me! 221 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,040 Send her to jail! 222 00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:56,040 Good morning. I wanted to speak to you. 223 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:04,050 What did he do? 224 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:08,050 - Almost killed me! - Did he get very angry? 225 00:23:14,990 --> 00:23:19,050 Help! Help me! Run! 226 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,070 Enough! Cut it out! 227 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,910 - Don't get angry, these things happen. - Listen, dad... 228 00:23:34,010 --> 00:23:35,910 There's a great opportunity. 229 00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:38,920 They're selling a salon for 300,000 liras. 230 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:41,920 - Nearby, on the road. - Hurry up, losing blood! 231 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:45,090 - Murderer! - Scream! Scream! 232 00:23:49,030 --> 00:23:51,860 Four bad-luck crows. 233 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,030 Only 300 thousand liras, What do you think? 234 00:23:55,970 --> 00:23:58,870 Do you have the 300,000 liras? 235 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:02,870 - No, I thought that you ... - Me? And who are you? 236 00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:06,040 Were we conscripts together? Were we friends? No. 237 00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:08,880 I'll return it in installments. 238 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:12,880 No, I won't give you anything. It's enough that I brought you into this world. 239 00:24:12,990 --> 00:24:14,890 Do I have to help you in your work? 240 00:24:14,990 --> 00:24:20,050 You do well, my son. Don't give anything to anybody! 241 00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:25,900 I'm saying it for you. They'll steal your money. 242 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,900 Nobody loves you. Starting with your mom. 243 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,060 Do something: don't love me either and that's that. 244 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,910 You won't enjoy that money! 245 00:24:40,010 --> 00:24:42,910 They'll steal it or it will be spent on medicine! 246 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:45,920 I don't care. Even if it's only good for my funeral... 247 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:49,920 ...I won't give any to you or anybody else. Not to you nor anybody else. 248 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:51,860 Is it clear? It is for me. 249 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:57,020 "Clear." In "English" you say "clear". 250 00:25:01,970 --> 00:25:03,870 Poor mom! 251 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:06,870 What did you do to mom? I'll kill you! 252 00:25:06,970 --> 00:25:08,870 She ruined me! 253 00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:14,040 Be careful! You'll get hurt! 254 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,880 Three hundred thousand liras... 255 00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:20,050 I'll give you 300,000 kicks in the ass. 256 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,060 The million is mine. 257 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,070 This is my eye. 258 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,900 They hope I die... 259 00:25:39,010 --> 00:25:42,070 ...to take my house and my money. 260 00:26:06,970 --> 00:26:09,870 - Mom, what happened? - What happened? 261 00:26:09,970 --> 00:26:12,040 I just got here. 262 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,900 - Good morning. - good morning. 263 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,900 Look at the object I brought this morning. 264 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,910 A clock with an angel. 265 00:26:47,010 --> 00:26:50,840 Downtown it would cost you a hundred thousand liras. Plus the bus. 266 00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:52,840 You stole it and came walking. 267 00:26:52,950 --> 00:26:55,010 Come on, come on. How much will you give me? 268 00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:02,850 - 50. - Where is the zero? 269 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,020 It's 5,000 liras or nothing. 270 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,020 It's not fair. You always do the same. Thieves. 271 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,880 You said "5 thousand." 272 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:32,050 You owed us 4. We're even now. 273 00:27:41,990 --> 00:27:45,060 Give me a pack of cigarettes. 274 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,870 Come here! 275 00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:21,870 Don't run away! Come here! 276 00:28:21,970 --> 00:28:26,030 Come here! Go home! Come home! I'll kill you! 277 00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:33,880 - Hello, Nando, so early? - The heel broke. 278 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:38,040 - I will change shoes. - Good-bye. - Good-bye. 279 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:54,000 Where are you going with that mouse? 280 00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:10,850 As I was picking flowers to dry... 281 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:13,850 ...others bloomed. 282 00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:19,860 Then the girl did something nice and very new. 283 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:25,860 She made a house with all the flowers in her garden. 284 00:29:25,970 --> 00:29:29,870 Enough, R�molo! Plinio, is that you? Domizio? 285 00:29:29,970 --> 00:29:33,040 - I'm Nando. - Ah, good, fortunately. 286 00:29:33,970 --> 00:29:35,870 But that charm lasted only a while. 287 00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:38,880 - Nando, what are you doing? - Guess. 288 00:29:38,980 --> 00:29:42,050 I already guessed. Stop it. 289 00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:44,880 Each house has its history. 290 00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:47,050 Stay still! 291 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,890 For me, the wind has no home. 292 00:29:53,990 --> 00:29:56,060 One day it's here, the next there. 293 00:31:13,010 --> 00:31:17,060 I don't understand. You dress like a woman and you are a man. 294 00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:20,080 What do you want to do? 295 00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:25,080 Nando, did you change your sex? 296 00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:29,090 Leave me alone. This makes me laugh. 297 00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:59,880 - Oh, it was you. Why don't you just die? - What do you want? 298 00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:02,880 - Homo, trannie, faggot... - Shut up! 299 00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:06,050 Go get fucked in the ass! 300 00:33:06,990 --> 00:33:08,890 - Bye, mom! - Faggot! 301 00:33:08,990 --> 00:33:11,890 I should speak with the police officer. 302 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,060 He knows me. 303 00:33:14,990 --> 00:33:16,900 I tell him everything, he gets arrested... 304 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,900 ...and spends the rest of his life in jail. 305 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,070 - Hi, hi. - What did they do to you? 306 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,080 Here is the great working man. 307 00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:40,090 They never forget the address. 308 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,030 - Hello, Tommasina. - Hello. 309 00:34:00,970 --> 00:34:05,030 - Hello, child. - Hello mom. - What a family! 310 00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:08,880 - Angela, how are you? - What a car! He looks serious... 311 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,050 - ...who is he? - Gaston. 312 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,070 What do you want? 313 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,030 Where are you taking me? 314 00:36:14,970 --> 00:36:16,870 Harlot. 315 00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:18,880 You did something bad. 316 00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:21,880 Me? What are you saying? What was bad? 317 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,880 I saw you while you were washing your hair. 318 00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:27,890 And what happened while I was washing my hair? 319 00:36:27,990 --> 00:36:31,890 You had a "service" with my faggot son Nando. 320 00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,890 Me? You're crazy. 321 00:36:34,990 --> 00:36:40,050 Don't deny it. I saw you with this eye, bitch in heat. 322 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,900 - I didn't notice anything. - Oh, yeah? 323 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,910 And I imagined everything. You're shameless! 324 00:36:48,010 --> 00:36:49,910 You're hurting me! 325 00:36:50,010 --> 00:36:53,850 Aren't you ashamed of doing it with your husband's brother? 326 00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:56,010 And under the same roof! 327 00:36:56,950 --> 00:36:59,850 And if that cuckold husband of yours found out? 328 00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:03,020 What would he say? What would he say if he found out? 329 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,860 I am innocent. What could I do? I had to resist the violence. 330 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,030 Be quiet, they'll hear you! 331 00:37:21,970 --> 00:37:23,880 You should pay more attention. 332 00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:26,880 I'm talking for your own good. Like a father to a daughter. 333 00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:28,880 With all these clothes... 334 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:31,880 ...you provoke all the males. 335 00:37:31,980 --> 00:37:37,040 You walk around the house and men get excited. 336 00:37:37,990 --> 00:37:42,890 The heat settles in and what should not happen, happens. 337 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,900 - What are you doing? I don't understand. - I won't tell your husband... 338 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,900 ...for the sake of peace in the house. 339 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,840 But just let me do it. If you accept, daddy won't speak. 340 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:56,010 You're the understanding type, aren't you? 341 00:37:59,950 --> 00:38:03,010 - You are very pretty. - Not that way! - Why not? 342 00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:07,020 You push me? Wait.Wait. 343 00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:11,020 How about this way? What do you think? 344 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,020 Pretty. 345 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,030 So pretty... 346 00:38:57,940 --> 00:38:59,840 Hold your hands! 347 00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:03,010 If you don't want to be touched, stay in your house. 348 00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:06,010 Nobody touches me there. 349 00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:12,020 Lisetta, give the sick folks something to eat. 350 00:39:30,970 --> 00:39:34,040 Diomede! How are you? 351 00:39:34,970 --> 00:39:37,880 What happened? Why are you crying? 352 00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:43,040 - I had a dream. - Was the dream bad enough to cry? 353 00:39:43,980 --> 00:39:47,890 It wasn't a bad dream. I dreamt I made love. 354 00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:49,890 I really felt like it... 355 00:39:49,990 --> 00:39:51,890 Aren't you ashamed at your age? 356 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:56,050 People think that when you're old desire wanes. On the contrary, it increases. 357 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,900 Lisetta, would you do me a favor? 358 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,900 Don't start! I work here, I don't do dirty things. 359 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,900 I beg you. Just a hand job, is that too much? 360 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,060 Get it out of your head and eat! 361 00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:15,910 Nobody... nobody loves me... 362 00:40:16,010 --> 00:40:19,080 Lisetta, I ask it of you like a daughter. 363 00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:26,090 All right. 364 00:40:27,030 --> 00:40:28,930 But it's the last time. 365 00:40:29,030 --> 00:40:32,100 I'm tired of this. You got hands too. 366 00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:36,100 It's not fair that for forty thousand a month... 367 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:41,940 - Lisetta, they're looking for you in the kitchen! - I am busy with Diomede. 368 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,110 I'll take care of Diomede. 369 00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:53,880 Mrs.... 370 00:40:53,990 --> 00:40:58,040 Mrs., could you show me this street? I'm not Roman. 371 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,900 Stop it, idiots! 372 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,070 Stop it! 373 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,910 A hundred liras! 374 00:41:15,010 --> 00:41:17,070 Only a hundred liras! 375 00:41:18,010 --> 00:41:19,080 Pull! 376 00:41:21,010 --> 00:41:22,910 A hundred liras! 377 00:41:23,010 --> 00:41:26,080 Only a hundred liras! Give me a hundred liras? 378 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:31,090 A hundred liras! 379 00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:34,930 A chicken salesman... 380 00:41:35,030 --> 00:41:36,930 His cousin interdicted his father. 381 00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:38,930 Is he locked up now? 382 00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:42,930 Now he's in his house, but he lost his parental rights. 383 00:41:43,030 --> 00:41:46,940 My father doesn't care about parental rights. He has a rifle. 384 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,940 We have to get him locked up. We're fed up with him. 385 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,880 But wasn't he in Santa Mar�a de la Piet� prison? 386 00:41:51,980 --> 00:41:53,880 Of course. 3 years! 387 00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:58,040 But he raped a nun and got sent back to prison. 388 00:42:01,990 --> 00:42:06,050 Look how a millionaire's daughter has to work! 389 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,900 Giacinto, do you want to play with us? 390 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,070 You want to beat him? He's drunk. 391 00:43:08,990 --> 00:43:12,060 Appliances... 392 00:43:15,990 --> 00:43:20,050 The world in colors... at your house... 393 00:43:28,010 --> 00:43:30,070 Beautiful... 394 00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:36,080 Soft... 395 00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:39,080 Quick... 396 00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:44,090 All your dreams... 397 00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:48,090 Your dreams... 398 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,030 Splash! 399 00:44:02,970 --> 00:44:05,040 Insurance... 400 00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:13,050 Free... 401 00:44:13,990 --> 00:44:16,050 Agile... 402 00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:21,060 Buy... 403 00:44:21,990 --> 00:44:24,060 Buy... 404 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,060 Spend... 405 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,070 ...and you'll be happy. 406 00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:14,040 My million... 407 00:46:14,970 --> 00:46:17,040 My million! 408 00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:20,040 Where did they put it? 409 00:46:20,980 --> 00:46:23,880 - Get him out! - What's going on? 410 00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:25,880 Give me the money or I'll kill them! 411 00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:27,890 I'll cut their throats! 412 00:46:27,990 --> 00:46:30,890 Thieves! Criminals! My million! 413 00:46:30,990 --> 00:46:33,890 Give me the money, cuckhold, or I'll turn you in! 414 00:46:33,990 --> 00:46:37,900 This time it'll be life in prison for you! Where did they put it? 415 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,900 You grabbed it! Disgusting faggot! 416 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,900 What do you want? Leave me alone! 417 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,910 Do you want the golden dress? What an idiot I am! 418 00:46:48,010 --> 00:46:50,840 - He'll break everything! - This is my house! 419 00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:54,850 - All of them want my money! - You busted our balls! 420 00:46:54,950 --> 00:46:57,850 The kitchen, the foam, the orthopedic leg... 421 00:46:57,950 --> 00:47:01,850 Give the money or I'll break your face! Where is it? 422 00:47:01,950 --> 00:47:03,850 - Here inside? - Mom! 423 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,860 If it doesn't turn up, I'll break the house. 424 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,860 Dad, you're drunk! 425 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,860 - Taking advantage of a sleeping father! - Shut up! 426 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:15,870 - What is he saying? - I Want the money! 427 00:47:15,970 --> 00:47:17,870 Nobody took it! 428 00:47:17,970 --> 00:47:19,870 What the fuck does he want? 429 00:47:19,970 --> 00:47:22,870 - Do you want to wear a tuxedo in front of the orchestra, eh? - What? 430 00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:27,030 You'd like that, wouldn't you? To fuck a beautiful singer...with my money. 431 00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:32,880 If I don't get my money back, there'll be a massacre. I'm fed up! 432 00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:35,050 - Mom! - Enough now! 433 00:47:35,990 --> 00:47:37,890 Don't try it. 434 00:47:37,990 --> 00:47:40,890 Come on, all together! 435 00:47:40,990 --> 00:47:43,060 My God! He's got the gun! 436 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,830 Dad, don't do this! 437 00:47:50,940 --> 00:47:57,000 He's right! He wanted the money! And killed you with the rifle! 438 00:47:57,940 --> 00:47:59,010 Mazzatella! 439 00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:02,010 Mazzatella, Giacinto! 440 00:48:05,950 --> 00:48:08,020 Mazzatella! 441 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,030 - To the deputy's? - TO the chief's. 442 00:48:20,970 --> 00:48:22,870 March 8:... 443 00:48:22,970 --> 00:48:25,870 Kidnapping of a minor with sexual intentions. 444 00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:27,870 April 20:... 445 00:48:27,970 --> 00:48:31,880 Intoxication and bodily harm to the spouse. 446 00:48:31,980 --> 00:48:33,040 When? 447 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:37,880 - When you knifed your wife! - Ah, yes... 448 00:48:37,980 --> 00:48:40,880 - But she's OK now. - Today: threats... 449 00:48:40,990 --> 00:48:45,890 ...injuries, carrying a gun and homicide attempt against your son. 450 00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:48,890 A son that is more with me than my wife. 451 00:48:48,990 --> 00:48:51,830 Tell him, Cerione. I see him more than my wife. 452 00:48:51,930 --> 00:48:55,990 - It's true. - It's him that calls me, I don't... - Giacinto! 453 00:48:56,940 --> 00:48:59,840 What you see here is your file. 454 00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:01,840 There is another one for your wife. 455 00:49:01,940 --> 00:49:04,840 And one for each of your children. 456 00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:08,010 We have a whole room just for you! 457 00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:16,850 - Giacinto! - Yes, yes, sir. 458 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:21,860 - Can't live this way. - Yes, nowadays... - You have to choose. 459 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:25,630 - Yes, sir. - Either you quit this... 460 00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:27,870 Yes....or... listen to me. 461 00:49:27,970 --> 00:49:34,030 Just kill all your fucking family and leave me alone! 462 00:49:34,970 --> 00:49:38,880 I have extenuating circumstances. They stole me money. 463 00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:42,880 If the judge gave me 10 years I'd be happy. 464 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,880 Good for you. What do I care? 465 00:49:45,980 --> 00:49:47,890 I'll tell you only this:... 466 00:49:47,990 --> 00:49:50,890 If I see you around here again, either as accused or accusing,... 467 00:49:50,990 --> 00:49:54,890 - ...I'll send you to prison por five years! - Yes, sir. 468 00:49:54,990 --> 00:49:58,060 And now leave. Get lost. 469 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,900 - Since I am here, can I make an accusation? - No! 470 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,900 I want to denounce my family of aggravated robbery. 471 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,910 Aggravated? Why aggravated? 472 00:50:08,010 --> 00:50:10,910 By the fact that the money was mine. 473 00:50:11,010 --> 00:50:13,910 But fortunately, I dreamt that they stole it! 474 00:50:14,010 --> 00:50:18,070 I got up, I went to the bathroom, where it was hidden and... 475 00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:27,930 How stupid of me! The money was in the bathroom! 476 00:50:28,030 --> 00:50:31,930 Behind a brick in the kitchen. I had hidden it there... 477 00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:35,100 Can they take me with the Jeep? I'm in a hurry. 478 00:50:36,030 --> 00:50:41,090 No! Not the Jeep nor the car. On foot! 479 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,950 We're from the RAI network. Are you moving? 480 00:50:48,050 --> 00:50:50,110 Can't you see? 481 00:50:50,980 --> 00:50:53,880 Do you want to say something for our report on the slums? 482 00:50:53,990 --> 00:50:56,890 - Are we artists? - Now we'll tell you a fable. 483 00:50:56,990 --> 00:50:59,060 Hey, the cable! 484 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,900 - YOu look also. - Gaetano is on TV. 485 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,900 Come on, come with me. 486 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,060 Come, come. They want to interview us. 487 00:51:15,010 --> 00:51:17,070 There's nothing here. 488 00:51:23,010 --> 00:51:26,080 Nor here. 489 00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:30,920 Where the hell did that bastard put the money? 490 00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:35,080 Feeble idiot! He doesn't remember where he put it and he shot me. 491 00:51:37,030 --> 00:51:38,930 They already checked thee bathroom. 492 00:51:39,030 --> 00:51:40,930 I searched. I already told you! 493 00:51:41,030 --> 00:51:44,100 - Did you search well? - Yes, I searched well. 494 00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:57,880 With all that commotion, the money has to be here. 495 00:51:57,980 --> 00:51:59,880 Wait! 496 00:51:59,980 --> 00:52:02,890 - Did you find something? - Yes! - Look where it was. 497 00:52:02,990 --> 00:52:07,050 - It was a rat. - A rat! 498 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,900 Hey, you! Excuse me! A word for the RAI... 499 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,070 - Go fuck yourself. - He's free! 500 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,070 - What are you doing? - Cleaning, can't you see? 501 00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:39,090 You didn't even clean the house for Easter... 502 00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:42,090 ...what is it now with this frenzy? 503 00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:05,880 - Are you sure there wasn't anything? - Yes, sure. 504 00:53:05,980 --> 00:53:09,050 - But what's he doing in the bathroom? - What everyone does! 505 00:53:09,990 --> 00:53:14,050 - The money was in the bathroom. - He says he looked everywhere. 506 00:53:15,990 --> 00:53:18,900 They Were cleaning, right? 507 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,900 Go on. The bathroom wasn't cleaned. 508 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,900 - Good God! - It's nice to have a clean family. 509 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,060 You watch out for dad. Next time I won't miss. 510 00:53:32,010 --> 00:53:36,070 - Looked well, did you? - One eye! - Take this! 511 00:53:40,020 --> 00:53:42,920 Go on cleaning, I'll go have some drinks! 512 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:45,090 Ny throat dried up! 513 00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:50,090 I haven't drunk anything for 2 days. I look like a... 514 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,860 ...teetotaler. 515 00:53:53,970 --> 00:53:56,870 The letter! The postman gave it to me! 516 00:53:56,970 --> 00:54:00,870 - Is it for us? - Give it to me, I'll read it! 517 00:54:00,970 --> 00:54:05,880 - What are you reading if you don't know how to read? - why, do you know how to read? 518 00:54:05,980 --> 00:54:09,050 - Give it to me, I'll read it. - You read it. 519 00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:12,050 Grandmother's pension! 520 00:54:13,990 --> 00:54:17,050 Wake up, grandma, we're going for a walk! 521 00:54:20,990 --> 00:54:25,050 Gangway! Come on, clear the way! 522 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,070 We're rich! We're rich! 523 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:34,910 No! I don't want to go to the nursing home! Leave me alone! Leave me! 524 00:54:35,010 --> 00:54:37,810 - Come on, just put an X. - I don't want to go! 525 00:54:37,910 --> 00:54:43,800 - Sign! - I don't want to go to the nursing home! I don't! 526 00:54:44,650 --> 00:54:46,550 - The document... - Miss.... 527 00:54:46,650 --> 00:54:49,550 ...pay no attention. She does the same thing every month. 528 00:54:49,650 --> 00:54:52,650 She thinks we're taking her to the nursing home. 529 00:54:54,590 --> 00:54:57,490 Could you make it all in one thousand lira notes? 530 00:54:57,590 --> 00:55:00,660 - Shut up! - I don't want to go! 531 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,660 One... two... three...four... five... six... seven. 532 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,500 Here you are Madam, your pension. It's 37,000 liras. 533 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,570 Whore! You're going to the nursing home! 534 00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:31,530 Here, have a lollipop. It'll help you feel better. 535 00:55:31,630 --> 00:55:33,530 One, two, three, four five. 536 00:55:33,630 --> 00:55:36,530 One, two, three, four and five. Go away! 537 00:55:36,630 --> 00:55:38,530 - 3, 4, 5. - Don't you steal. 538 00:55:38,630 --> 00:55:42,540 -1, 2, 3, 4, 5. - And the freebie? - A thousand freebie liras. 539 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:46,540 A thousand liras? You're crazy! That's stealing! 540 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,710 You are worse than your father! 541 00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:56,650 Come here. Push this way. 542 00:56:11,610 --> 00:56:13,680 See grandma home. 543 01:00:42,170 --> 01:00:45,070 You still haven't told me your name. 544 01:00:45,170 --> 01:00:46,240 Iside. 545 01:00:47,170 --> 01:00:50,080 They say it's an old name. 546 01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:54,010 Mine is also old: Giacinto. 547 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:57,180 My grandfather was also named this way. 548 01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:32,230 The bread. 549 01:02:12,130 --> 01:02:14,190 The olives. 550 01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:25,040 The baked meat and the celery... 551 01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:29,200 ...are like the male and the female: they're fine together. 552 01:02:32,150 --> 01:02:36,210 It's a different thing to stick a celery in the meat. 553 01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:56,170 In my house they don't understand me. 554 01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:59,010 Nobody loves me. 555 01:02:59,110 --> 01:03:02,010 I am alone. Alone like a dog. 556 01:03:02,110 --> 01:03:04,010 Why "alone?" 557 01:03:04,110 --> 01:03:08,010 Didn't you tell me you had a wife, a dozen children... 558 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,180 ...lots of relatives and grandchildren? 559 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:16,180 They're not kindred. They're my enemies. 560 01:03:18,130 --> 01:03:22,180 From today on, I only have you. Just the two of us, Iside. 561 01:03:23,130 --> 01:03:24,200 And nobody else. 562 01:03:25,130 --> 01:03:28,200 Here are the cod fillets. 563 01:03:29,140 --> 01:03:31,040 Marcellina... 564 01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:35,040 ...another liter for us and one for these misers. 565 01:03:35,140 --> 01:03:39,050 - Here. - Ok. - And take some cod fillets to them. 566 01:03:39,150 --> 01:03:42,050 If they like it, toast Mr. Giacinto... 567 01:03:42,150 --> 01:03:45,050 ...to my health and to my lady Iside. 568 01:03:45,150 --> 01:03:50,210 You all have to learn about the Giacinto splendor. 569 01:03:52,090 --> 01:03:53,990 Believe this fool: 570 01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:59,000 Kick your wife in the ass and get a whore. 571 01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:01,000 Right, love? 572 01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:06,160 Be careful, there's a hole. Don't lose your shoe. 573 01:04:11,110 --> 01:04:13,180 No, no. This way. This way. 574 01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,020 Sure they won't mind? 575 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:22,020 Who owns my house? I do! And I invite whoever I want. 576 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,190 But a stranger at one in the morning... 577 01:04:26,130 --> 01:04:29,030 - I'm falling. - They migh not like it! 578 01:04:29,130 --> 01:04:32,030 You're not a stranger. 579 01:04:32,130 --> 01:04:35,040 You're my friend. And I am the house owner. 580 01:04:35,140 --> 01:04:39,200 I don't want to get insulted by your wife. 581 01:04:40,140 --> 01:04:42,040 What's your wife like? 582 01:04:42,140 --> 01:04:44,040 She's understanding. 583 01:04:44,150 --> 01:04:48,210 You only have to hit her. Come. 584 01:04:58,090 --> 01:05:00,160 Everything in order. 585 01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:10,170 Matilde... 586 01:05:13,110 --> 01:05:15,010 Look who I brought. 587 01:05:15,110 --> 01:05:18,010 - I'll introduce you to... - Who's this? 588 01:05:18,110 --> 01:05:21,010 - I introduce you to Miss Iside. - My pleasure. 589 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:25,020 - What does this whore want? - I knew It. 590 01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:29,020 From today on, Iside lives with me and sleeps with us. 591 01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:33,180 The bed is large... we'll snug...make yourself comfortable. 592 01:05:34,130 --> 01:05:39,030 Drunkard, what are you saying? I don't know her! 593 01:05:39,130 --> 01:05:41,030 I already told you that she's Iside. 594 01:05:41,140 --> 01:05:44,040 - And so she sleeps with us? - Yes, on my side. 595 01:05:44,140 --> 01:05:46,040 Don't you like her? She's clean. 596 01:05:46,140 --> 00:11:49,210 You can stay with us. Where are you going? 597 01:05:50,140 --> 01:05:54,150 To wake everybody up and have them beat you up. 598 01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:58,990 - Camillo, Romolo, Domizio! Wake up! - What do you want? 599 01:05:59,090 --> 01:06:02,990 Your father brought a whore to the house. 600 01:06:03,090 --> 01:06:05,990 Thanks, but no thanks. I want to sleep. 601 01:06:06,090 --> 01:06:09,160 - Excuse me... - Of course. 602 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:13,170 - Sit down here. - If you don't mind. 603 01:06:14,100 --> 00:11:18,000 - Hear me and follow the logic. - I'll toss her out! - And I'll toss you out! 604 01:06:18,110 --> 01:06:21,010 We've been together 30 years, why can't she be here... 605 00:11:21,110 --> 01:06:24,010 - ...also? - I'm your wife! 606 01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:27,010 What about feelings? The man is man! 607 01:06:27,110 --> 01:06:31,020 What man are you talking about! You can't cut it any longer! 608 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,020 With you! Ask her! 609 01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:36,020 Ask her about what we did under the billboard. 610 01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:40,180 - I was on fire! A young man! - Young man! 611 01:06:42,130 --> 01:06:44,030 - Who are you? - Iside. 612 01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:47,030 - What are you doing here? - I'm a guest. - Whose? 613 01:06:47,130 --> 01:06:49,040 Giacinto's. But... 614 01:06:49,140 --> 01:06:52,970 - ...his wife doesn't like me. - Why? I like you. 615 01:06:53,070 --> 01:06:55,980 ...so you want me to become a widower. 616 01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:58,980 Say it, I'll oblige immediately. 617 01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,980 The rifle! 618 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,980 Two bullets in the face... 619 01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:05,990 Come here. 620 01:07:06,090 --> 01:07:09,990 - I don't think it's right. - But they're hunters. 621 01:07:10,090 --> 01:07:12,990 - Help! - She's asking for help! 622 01:07:13,090 --> 01:07:14,990 That rifle, always that rifle! 623 01:07:15,100 --> 01:07:19,150 Worry about your own wife. I bring whoever I want to my house! 624 01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:22,000 It's cold... 625 01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:27,160 The lady's right in saying I'm a whore. 626 01:07:47,130 --> 01:07:49,030 No! No! Again! 627 01:07:49,130 --> 01:07:53,130 One... two... three... Now! 628 01:08:55,070 --> 01:08:57,770 A point for us and half for you 629 01:08:58,070 --> 01:09:01,240 - She's got the 7 of spades. - Give me all the cards you got. 630 01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:16,150 Bravo! We'll see each other tomorrow night. 631 01:09:19,090 --> 01:09:21,150 Easy. Don't drink it all... 632 01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:31,000 It's at the start... At the start! 633 01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:35,000 When it's in do-sol-mi-re-re. "mi-re-re" is the point. 634 01:09:35,100 --> 01:09:38,000 If it wasn't for me, this would be chaos. We'll be... 635 01:09:38,110 --> 01:09:41,010 ...singing at the "Piggy Festival". 636 01:09:41,110 --> 01:09:45,010 - Did you ask your father for money for the trip? - Yes, I asked him. 637 01:09:45,110 --> 01:09:48,180 - And what did he say? - Can't you guess? 638 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,060 Adolfo, aren't you coming to bed? 639 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:36,220 Coming, coming. I'm with mom. 640 01:10:40,170 --> 01:10:42,070 Who are you? 641 01:10:42,170 --> 01:10:45,240 Sleep. I live here. Sleep, pretty one, sleep. 642 01:11:09,130 --> 01:11:12,030 Run, Osvaldo, they're arresting Norma's son! 643 01:11:12,130 --> 01:11:15,030 Let's go, Giovanni! Walk and don't resist! 644 01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:18,040 It's worse if you resist! 645 01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:21,040 Why do you want to take me to jail? 646 01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:23,210 What did I do? What did I do? 647 01:12:01,110 --> 01:12:04,180 - Is he innocent? - Innocent my ass! 648 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:08,190 I want to get up early today. 649 01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:12,020 We're going to do a little shopping. 650 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:15,030 Me and Miss. Iside. 651 01:12:15,130 --> 01:12:18,030 Do you want a new dress, baby? 652 01:12:18,130 --> 01:12:21,030 - Do you also want shoes? - No, thank you. 653 01:12:21,130 --> 01:12:24,200 - I don't need anything. - That's a compliment! 654 01:12:26,140 --> 01:12:29,210 I'll buy you everything. Everything. 655 01:12:33,150 --> 01:12:35,210 I'll buy you everything you want. 656 01:12:38,150 --> 01:12:43,060 Today I want to eat... What am I in the mood for? 657 01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:45,060 Spaghetti, garlic and oil, huh? 658 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:48,060 Or do you prefer them with butter and anchovies? 659 01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:52,000 - It's all the same to me... - There are offals today. 660 01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:54,000 That's for you to eat. 661 01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:57,000 For us, a nice piece of meat. 662 01:12:57,100 --> 01:12:59,010 From a young steer... tasty... white. 663 01:12:59,110 --> 01:13:04,170 For dinner, nothing. We'll go to the restaurant. The two of us. 664 01:13:06,110 --> 01:13:09,180 I could stay to help... 665 01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:14,190 We don't need anything from anybody. 666 01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:20,030 Do you want to play the servant? That's their role. 667 01:13:20,130 --> 01:13:22,200 Look how many they are. 668 01:13:23,130 --> 01:13:27,030 Only a scientist could count them all. 669 01:13:27,130 --> 01:13:30,040 There are more relatives than rats here. 670 01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:33,040 They look like rats. Look at that one, look. 671 01:13:33,140 --> 01:13:36,210 Look at those and tell me if I'm talking bullshit. 672 01:13:39,150 --> 01:13:42,050 They all eat for free. At my expense. 673 01:13:42,150 --> 01:13:46,210 Without spending a lira. Free... More than free. 674 01:13:47,150 --> 01:13:49,220 Matilde, the wine! 675 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:54,160 Where did she go? Got offended, eh? 676 01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:57,000 Hold this for me? 677 01:13:57,100 --> 01:14:01,160 Yes, yes. Making yourself up, baby? 678 01:14:02,100 --> 01:14:05,000 What a shame! And dishonor! 679 01:14:05,110 --> 01:14:11,170 Everyone will be speaking about us! 680 01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:19,020 - Tell me where you want me to prick him. - I don't know. 681 01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:22,190 - What do you think? - It's up to you. 682 01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:27,180 If I prick him here, he'll become a crippple. 683 01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:32,030 If I prick him in the balls, he'll have bad luck. 684 01:14:32,130 --> 01:14:36,040 If I prick him in the mouth, his teeth will fall. 685 01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:39,040 What do I care if his teeth fall! 686 01:14:39,140 --> 01:14:43,200 And I care less! You were the one that requested the service. 687 01:14:45,150 --> 01:14:50,980 If you prick him here, in the heart, what would happen? 688 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:55,140 - Then you want a complete service? - Yes! 689 01:15:17,110 --> 01:15:19,180 Two o'clock is time for lunch! 690 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:28,020 - Romolo, will you take me? - No, the bus is better. 691 01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:31,020 It's late! Come on, let's go! 692 01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:35,180 Where are you going? Come in! Nobody leaves the house today! 693 01:15:36,130 --> 01:15:39,030 Mar�a, round the kids up and take them outside! 694 01:15:39,130 --> 01:15:43,040 Come on, Vittoriano, Pamela, Mirco, Samanta, Gianluca... 695 01:15:43,140 --> 01:15:47,040 - Let's go! - You, get up, we have to speak! 696 01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:50,980 - I'm not getting out of bed! - Come on! You too! 697 01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:54,980 Where are you going? Don't go! This will come to no good... 698 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:58,150 We should decide all together. 699 01:16:00,090 --> 01:16:03,990 - Decide what, mom? - To get him out of the way. 700 01:16:04,090 --> 01:16:07,990 - That's nice..but how? - We'll denounce him. 701 01:16:08,090 --> 01:16:10,000 Commit him into a mental institution. 702 01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:13,000 We interdict him and take away his parental rights. 703 01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:15,170 We commit him. 704 01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:19,170 We kill him. 705 01:16:27,110 --> 01:16:30,020 No! No! 706 01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:33,020 They want to kill my son Giacinto! 707 01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:36,020 My son! When do you want to kill him? 708 01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:40,030 - Before that whore leaves him penniless. - Do it now. 709 01:16:40,130 --> 01:16:44,030 He bought her everything, why don't we kill her? 710 01:16:44,130 --> 01:16:46,030 He'll find another one at once. 711 01:16:46,130 --> 01:16:48,030 I spoke with the director. 712 01:16:48,130 --> 01:16:50,970 He told me that he would have him commited at the hospice. 713 01:16:51,070 --> 01:16:53,970 Right, like the last time. Come on! Last night... 714 01:16:54,070 --> 01:16:57,980 ...he didn't offend just me, but all of you. 715 01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,980 - What kind of men are you? - Mom is right! 716 01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:04,980 It's a question of honor! He denied me the money to... 717 01:17:05,090 --> 01:17:07,990 ...open up my own salon! 718 01:17:08,090 --> 01:17:12,990 That scumbag didn't let me start my polyphonic choir. 719 01:17:13,090 --> 01:17:17,150 - And he was disrespectful. - Why, what did he do to you? 720 01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:21,000 He swore at me. He's always swearing... 721 01:17:21,100 --> 01:17:24,000 - It's not that bad. - He never gave me any trouble. 722 01:17:24,100 --> 01:17:27,010 I he had, I would have slaughtered him. 723 01:17:27,110 --> 01:17:30,010 If the majority wants to kill him, I'm democratic. 724 01:17:30,110 --> 01:17:34,010 The majority is not enough! It must be unanimous. 725 01:17:34,110 --> 01:17:38,020 - We're risking prison here. - But if we all agree... 726 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:42,020 I don't care. Do what you want. 727 01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:45,190 No, no, no! I don't agree! 728 01:17:46,130 --> 01:17:50,030 You're only happy when you deny me a favor. 729 01:17:50,130 --> 01:17:54,970 After all I've done for you. Ingrate... whore... 730 01:17:55,070 --> 01:17:57,970 You fuck everyone and I raise the kids. 731 01:17:58,070 --> 01:18:01,970 Listen to this: from today on, you raise them, the two of them. 732 01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:05,980 I'm getting married! I'm getting married in October! 733 01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:08,980 - Who can believe you? - Sure! Like he did... 734 01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:12,990 ...got you pregnant and then married your sister. 735 01:18:13,090 --> 01:18:16,990 - See? - Enough! Always the same story. 736 01:18:17,090 --> 01:18:19,990 - We don't care. - Do we all agree? 737 01:18:20,090 --> 01:18:24,000 - Yes, let's get it over with, I have to go to work. - Come here! 738 01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:28,000 We also have to ask Paride, he's your son too. 739 01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:30,170 We'll ask him too. 740 01:18:31,100 --> 01:18:35,160 - Ok, fine. I'm going to sleep. - Wait! 741 01:18:36,110 --> 01:18:38,180 We should establish the "how"... 742 01:18:40,110 --> 01:18:42,180 ...and the "when". 743 01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:47,190 Paride! 744 01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:51,960 Did he fall asleep? 745 01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:55,960 Yes, but the sun shines on his face. When will they get here? 746 01:18:56,060 --> 01:18:59,130 I don't know. They must be lost. 747 01:19:02,070 --> 01:19:03,140 There they are! 748 01:19:24,090 --> 01:19:26,990 Couldn't you find a church that was closer? 749 01:19:27,090 --> 01:19:29,160 - I work here. - "Work." 750 01:19:42,110 --> 01:19:46,170 Do you renounce sin to live with the children of God? 751 01:19:47,110 --> 01:19:49,010 - Say I "Renounce". - Renounce? 752 01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:52,020 Do you renounce the temptation of evil... 753 01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:55,020 - ...so as not to let sin dominate you? - I renounce. 754 01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:57,020 - I renounce. - Do you renounce... 755 01:19:57,120 --> 01:20:00,030 ...Satan, root and cause of all sin? 756 01:20:00,130 --> 01:20:02,190 I renounce. Yes, yes, I renounce. 757 01:20:03,130 --> 01:20:08,190 Do you believe in God, creator of the heavens and earth? 758 01:20:10,140 --> 01:20:16,040 Do you want to receive baptism under the Church principles... 759 01:20:16,140 --> 01:20:18,040 ...that we all profess? 760 01:20:18,140 --> 01:20:22,200 - Say: "Yes, I do". - Say "yes I do". 761 01:20:23,150 --> 01:20:27,050 - Giacinto. - Yes. - I baptize you in the name of the Father... 762 01:20:27,150 --> 01:20:31,210 - ...the Son and the Holy Ghost. Amen. - Amen. 763 01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:37,060 He treats her like one of the family. 764 01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:42,070 That dress she's wearing costs more than 20 thousand liras. 765 01:20:42,170 --> 01:20:45,070 So, Paride, what do you think? 766 01:20:45,170 --> 01:20:49,070 I don't know. She seems a better person than you. 767 01:20:49,180 --> 01:20:52,010 Sure, and you're a worse womanizer than your father! 768 01:20:52,110 --> 01:20:56,020 Do you agree? I'm warning you: it's already decided. 769 01:20:56,120 --> 01:21:00,180 We'll kill him at the baptism lunch in your house. 770 01:23:09,120--> 01:23:12,020 You can guess the cook by the scent. 771 01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:14,190 Bravo! Bravo! 772 01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,190 Come here. 773 01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:20,030 Come on, kiss each other. A kiss. 774 01:23:20,130 --> 01:23:24,030 The peace kiss. Come on! 775 01:23:24,130 --> 01:23:28,190 - Eat, it'll get cold. - Ah, yes. Let's eat. 776 01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:02,170 Wait for Maximiliano to recite a poem. 777 01:24:15,110 --> 01:24:16,180 Giacinto? 778 01:24:29,130 --> 01:24:30,200 He's finished! 779 01:24:45,140 --> 01:24:47,210 Let's eat or the food will get cold. 780 01:24:53,090 --> 01:24:54,150 Let's eat... 781 01:24:55,090 --> 01:25:00,150 See? See how nice it is to agree? 782 01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:07,000 Cesaretto! 783 01:25:07,100 --> 01:25:09,170 Cesaretto! For you too. 784 01:25:10,100 --> 01:25:12,000 Let's shake hands, without bitterness. 785 01:25:12,110 --> 01:25:15,010 - Giacinto, you are a gentleman. - My plate! 786 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:19,170 - Be careful! - Excuse me. It was him. 787 01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:29,190 - Do you want to eat with grandfather? Here! - No! 788 01:25:33,130 --> 01:25:37,190 His stomach is giving him trouble. He has stomach problems. 789 01:25:38,130 --> 01:25:42,190 Stomach troubles and you give him semolina? Cure him with macaroni! 790 01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:04,980 - How are the rats doing, Matilde? - Eat! 791 01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:08,990 - Did my poison work? - Yes, but eat and be quiet! 792 01:27:09,090 --> 01:27:12,160 Cesaretto, when will you take care of your business? 793 01:27:30,110 --> 01:27:32,180 What's the matter? Don't you like them? 794 01:27:33,110 --> 01:27:35,180 - No, it's not that... - So? 795 01:27:37,120 --> 01:27:39,180 There's a strange flavor... 796 01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:45,020 - They're tasty. - Of course they're tasty. 797 01:27:45,120 --> 01:27:47,190 They're well made... but... 798 01:27:50,130 --> 01:27:51,960 What did you put in them? 799 01:27:52,060 --> 01:27:56,970 You know what I put in! Pasta, eggplants, tomatoes... 800 01:27:57,070 --> 01:27:59,970 ...grated bread, nuts, pecorino cheese... 801 01:28:00,070 --> 01:28:03,980 And rat poison. Four envelopes. 802 01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:07,150 But only in your plate. 803 01:28:42,110 --> 01:28:44,180 Aren't you cold? 804 01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:51,120 It's like a wind gust. 805 01:28:54,060 --> 01:28:57,130 Like a wet blanket... 806 01:28:58,060 --> 01:29:03,120 ...that brushes your back. It's death. 807 01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:57,190 Murderers... 808 01:30:00,130 --> 01:30:04,030 Stop him! He'll turn us in! 809 01:30:04,130 --> 01:30:08,190 - And who cares? - It's impossible, I put in a half kilo. 810 01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:11,200 What did you do to him? 811 01:33:17,120 --> 01:33:19,190 Do you want to come in? 812 01:33:20,130 --> 01:33:23,190 Come in, but I don't think it'll be good for you. 813 01:33:53,090 --> 01:33:55,160 Death to the traitors! 814 01:33:57,100 --> 01:34:02,000 They should die like rats! With something worse than poison! 815 01:34:02,100 --> 01:34:04,000 Did you want my house? 816 01:34:04,100 --> 01:34:08,160 Here you go! With central heating! 817 01:34:09,110 --> 01:34:12,180 Fire Fire! 818 01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:22,020 Help! Help! Fire! Help! 819 01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:25,190 Get out! Come on! 820 01:34:28,130 --> 01:34:31,200 Are you going on holidays? Do you have reservations? 821 01:34:47,150 --> 01:34:49,050 I need water. 822 01:34:49,150 --> 01:34:54,150 I want the destructive fire! The strength of this heart... 823 01:34:55,090 --> 01:34:56,990 That's dad! 824 01:34:57,090 --> 01:34:59,160 He's not dead then! 825 01:35:01,090 --> 01:35:03,160 Can't be dead if he's singing. 826 01:35:11,100 --> 01:35:14,170 - Let's put out the fire. - Let's get some water. 827 01:35:18,110 --> 01:35:20,180 Didn't hurt me! 828 01:35:22,110 --> 01:35:24,020 Didn't hurt me! 829 01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:27,020 Whoever calls the firemen, his wife cheats on him! 830 01:35:27,120 --> 01:35:29,020 And this is not over! 831 01:35:29,120 -->01:35:33,180 - Help! Grandmother! - Nando, grandmother! 832 01:35:36,130 --> 01:35:40,030 - Here comes Nando! - Is that grandma? 833 01:35:40,130 --> 01:35:45,040 - I'll save grandma. - Come on, Domizio! 834 01:35:45,140 --> 01:35:49,040 - Go, or else we'll lose the pension! - Hold on, grandma! 835 01:35:49,140 --> 01:35:52,140 - There she is! - She's burnt her hair! 836 01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:58,140 - Grandma, you're always last! - That burns! - Did you shit on yourself? 837 01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:14,170 There they are. 838 01:36:15,100 --> 01:36:20,160 They all survived. The cripple, the hag... 839 01:36:21,110 --> 01:36:25,170 The shameless one... Let them all die! 840 01:36:26,110 --> 01:36:30,010 I don't see my wife. Maybe the Virgin heard me? 841 01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:32,020 And who's there? 842 01:36:32,120 --> 01:36:35,190 The cuckold and the fag, always in position. 843 01:36:36,120 --> 01:36:42,030 They're all still in my house. There's my wife! 844 01:36:42,130 --> 01:36:44,030 Who can kill that one? 845 01:36:44,130 --> 01:36:46,200 Yes, go on putting it out. 846 01:36:47,130 --> 01:36:50,030 There's another fuse under their asses. 847 01:36:50,140 --> 01:36:52,970 The strong one's there too. They all survived. 848 01:36:53,070 --> 01:36:55,970 They want to take over my house! 849 01:36:56,080 --> 01:36:59,980 Criminals, criminals! To kill a father... 850 01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:04,140 After all the sacrifices I made for them. 851 01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:08,990 Like fucking that monster of a woman so they would be born. 852 01:37:09,090 --> 01:37:11,990 She's better now. Lost some of her belly. 853 00:42:12,090 --> 01:37:16,150 They're not evil. Just crazy. 854 01:37:22,100 --> 01:37:24,170 Giacinto, what are you doing? 855 01:37:25,100 --> 01:37:28,010 - Darling... - For your own good. - Darling, darling. 856 01:37:28,110 --> 01:37:33,170 Don't do complicated things it's dangerous at your age. 857 01:37:35,110 --> 01:37:39,020 It's better to die with you than with rat poison. 858 01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:43,020 The spaghetti without poison was delicious. "Al dente"! 859 01:37:43,120 --> 01:37:46,190 Too bad you couldn't enjoy them! 860 01:37:47,130 --> 01:37:49,030 They ruined everything. 861 01:37:49,130 --> 01:37:53,130 But now I'll slaughter them! Today! 862 01:37:54,070 --> 01:37:56,970 And we'll have "la dolce vita!" 863 01:37:57,070 --> 01:38:00,140 I'll cater to all your whims! 864 01:38:01,070 --> 01:38:03,980 I will take you to Trastevere to eat watermelon. 865 01:38:04,080 --> 01:38:06,980 To Via Veneto, by night, to have some ice cream. 866 01:38:07,080 --> 01:38:10,980 - And if you want, we'll go by car. - What car? 867 01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:15,980 - Come down, Giacinto, three men are waiting for you! - Coming! 868 01:38:16,090 --> 01:38:20,150 - What do they want? - It's an important business. I'll explain later. 869 01:38:24,100 --> 01:38:28,160 Watch the binoculars. Break them and pay for them. 870 01:38:29,100 --> 01:38:32,170 Marcela, a liter and four glasses! 871 01:38:35,110 --> 01:38:38,180 - My word is not enough? - No. - No. 872 01:38:48,120 --> 01:38:49,190 Here. 873 01:38:50,120 --> 01:38:52,120 - Here. - Ah, here? 874 01:38:55,060 --> 01:38:59,120 Name and last name. Where's the money? 875 01:39:05,070 --> 01:39:07,140 10... 20... 30... 876 01:41:15,130 --> 01:41:18,200 Who are you? What do you want? 877 01:41:19,140 --> 01:41:23,040 Are you still here? You have to leave. The house is ours. 878 01:41:23,140 --> 01:41:26,210 - Really? Since when? 879 01:41:27,150 --> 01:41:32,050 Since we bought it. Here's the document. 880 01:41:32,150 --> 01:41:34,050 What document? 881 01:41:34,150 --> 01:41:37,050 The sale of the house and land, in cash... 882 01:41:37,160 --> 01:41:39,220 - Let me see it. 883 01:41:40,160 --> 01:41:43,060 Who signed this document? 884 01:41:43,160 --> 01:41:49,070 The legitimate owner of the house. 885 01:41:49,170 --> 01:41:53,000 - Don't you know how to read? - Where is it written? 886 01:41:53,110 --> 01:41:55,010 In that paper... 887 01:41:55,110 --> 01:41:59,170 - And where is the paper? - I just gave it to you. - To me? 888 01:42:00,110 --> 01:42:04,170 - Did you see a paper? - What paper? - What does it say? 889 01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:11,180 - Leave, I'm already fed up with you! - Leave! - The "paper!" 890 01:42:12,120 --> 01:42:14,190 I gave it to you already. 891 01:42:15,130 --> 01:42:21,190 If you prefer the legal road, give me back the paper, if you want... 892 01:42:22,130 --> 01:42:25,200 - Get out. - "Legal road!" 893 01:42:31,140 --> 01:42:34,050 I don't let anyone make a fool out of me, not even for free... 894 01:42:34,150 --> 01:42:37,050 ...just imagine what I'll do for 800,000 liras. 895 01:42:37,150 --> 01:42:41,210 You're crazy! 800,000 liras! 896 01:43:11,120 --> 01:43:13,790 Nando, they want to take over the house! 897 01:43:32,140 --> 01:43:35,210 Why is it going backwards? 898 01:43:37,140 --> 01:43:39,040 Do you know how to drive? 899 01:43:39,140 --> 01:43:42,050 I drove a horse carriage. It's the same thing. 900 01:43:42,150 --> 01:43:44,220 It's starting. No, it's going backwards. 901 01:43:47,150 --> 01:43:49,220 Not the women! 902 01:43:50,160 --> 00:49:54,160 - Don't touch the women! - Go fuck yourself! 903 01:43:56,090 --> 01:43:59,160 Hit him! Hit him! Hit him hard! 904 01:44:00,100 --> 01:44:04,000 - Are you on our side? - No, no, I'm a Roman. 905 01:44:04,100 --> 01:44:07,170 Kill all those yokels! 906 01:44:13,110 --> 01:44:18,170 - Watch how royalty travels! - Where are you going? - It won't stop! 907 01:44:20,120 --> 01:44:22,190 My house! 908 01:44:24,120 --> 01:44:26,190 My house! 909 01:44:31,120 --> 01:44:34,030 It' useless to hold it! It's falling! 910 01:44:34,130 --> 01:44:37,030 Now it's nobody's house! 911 01:44:37,140 --> 01:44:40,200 Everyone on the streets! Everyone outdoors! 912 01:44:41,140 --> 01:44:45,200 I got hurt but I'm happy. 913 01:44:46,140 --> 01:44:49,210 Yes, push is so it falls to the other side! 914 01:44:56,080 --> 01:45:00,990 It's six months already. When will they remove the plaster? 915 01:45:01,090 --> 01:45:05,150 Never. I have the money stashed inside the plaster. 916 01:45:06,090 --> 01:45:09,160 They'll never find it! 917 01:45:13,100 --> 01:45:16,000 One day I will throw them all out. All of them. 918 01:45:16,100 --> 01:45:21,010 Children, grandchildren, relatives and crude tenants. 919 01:45:21,110 --> 01:45:24,180 If not today, then tomorrow. 920 01:48:33,110 --> 01:48:38,180 Subtitles: Mistero Buffo aka scalisto for karagarga.kicks-ass.org 921 01:48:39,305 --> 01:48:45,897 -= www.OpenSubtitles.org =- 70801

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