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- Previously on "Below Deck"...

I want to see that $2,500 tip, and it's not happening.

- Had these guests had more discerning tastes,

they might not have thought it was good.

- I'm not getting the progress out of the galley that I need.

- You're already starting the cheese plate. Good girl.

That was very good clearing, by the way.

That was a very good wrist flick, Bri.

Bri is developing into a good candidate

for a strong second stew.

- Timothy. - We had him on "Ohana."

- We're gonna do some fireworks on the beach.

- Was he happy? Was he complaining the whole time?

- He is particular.

- Did you get my list of ingredients?

Did you find sea cucumber ovaries?

- We had this conversation with him.

He doesn't follow instructions.

- So stoked.

- Part of me doesn't really want to warn Matt.

I think it'll just freak him out even more,

and let's face it he's probably not gonna nail it either way.

Do your tasting menu-- cheddar beet salad, ceviche.

This is a great meeting of the minds. I like it.

- Did I tell you that Kyle has been flirting with me?

Is that au jus? - I don't know.

When you make the conscious decision to f--- with my food,

you're dead to me.

- I just broke up with my girlfriend and told her

that I was making out with Bri, and you deserve to know.

- Can I eat dinner? - You got a two-hour break.

I didn't get a break. I didn't know I had to teach you.

Even when the machines are going,

there are still things you can do.

If you don't have it by now, there's no hope for you.

- It sucks. Like, I'm sick of everyone.

- You're a f---ing idiot. - Whatever, whore!

- Where the f--- do you get off calling someone a whore?

- You're a f---ing liar. I don't need this sh--!

- Whoa, whoa. [horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna lock you in the bathroom if you're still

screaming at me.

- F--- you. You will never lock me in a bathroom.

Get your f---ing-- - Guys, guys, guys, guys.

- You're not putting me in a bathroom.

You don't f---ing put your hands on me!

F--- you!

- What the hell is going on?

- You're a f---ing idiot. - [sobbing]

- I did absolutely nothing.

She attacked me. Look. I'm bleeding.

- Things are so out of control.

Captain Lee's gonna hear this,

and that's the last thing I want.

Everyone needs to go to bed, please.

- I'll f---ing lock you in a bathroom, you piece of sh--.

F---ing tar and feather your ass so f---ing quick,

f---ing Rico Suave.

- That chick is f---ing mental.

I'd have banged her, but now it's--

I still would, because it's there.

- She's not in her right mind. - So weird.

- So do we fire her and find a new stewardess?

The only person that would suffer

by her leaving is her and me.

The only thing that Jen could do

that would surprise me at this point

is do her job without taking too many breaks.

- Love you, Kate. - Bye.

♪ ♪

[alarm blares]

♪ ♪

- Uh-uh.

Ugh. Oh, God.

- Always a screw loose somewhere.

- Is she still in the bathroom?

She knows you have work at 8:00.

- I'm realizing the harsh reality of my situation.

Last night, obviously, I was out of line in calling Baker

what I called her, so of course I feel extremely remorseful.

Ugh...

- Kate, Nico, I need you up at the wheelhouse.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- "Hello, Captain Lee.

"The primary charter guest has just informed me

"he'll be arriving via alternative watercraft.

"Only be four guests arriving at this time,

"as Michael and Hillary

will not be landing in St. Martin till 1:30."

- What do you think an alternative watercraft is?

- Who knows?

- I remember Timothy arriving on a helicopter last charter,

and he does everything with dramatic flair.

He just wants desperately to be cool.

- We're off the dock at 11:30. - Alternative watercraft.

- Ugh!

- How are you going to prepare the snapper?

- Snapper will be grilled.

- Oh, good. I want fish eyeballs

staring at them while they're eating it, saying...

- So fresh. - "Your charter has begun."

- Yeah.

- I do remember Timothy

has very interesting food preferences,

and I think this is gonna be

the most difficult charter for Matt.

Only veggies for me.

- Yep. - Brussels sprouts or asparagus.

I would do both of those. - Okay.

- Is everyone good from last night?

[chuckles]

- I ain't even worried about it.

I can only express utter bewilderment

as to what in the world is going on in her crazy head.

To me, it's just comical. - I was the biggest victim,

'cause she called you a whore, she attacked you.

She touched my f---ing food.

- I heard she scratched Bruno's arm?

- Mm-hmm.

- That girl should be gone today.

- Hi, Bri.

Okay.

- Captain Lee has only a few rules.

Don't embarrass yourself, don't embarrass the boat.

I would say last night, you definitely did both.

I want you to be here to see that it's not being tolerated.

Um, I don't want an eye roll either.

If you want to stay for this charter,

you are going to keep that crew mess so clean.

You will not speak on the radio anything but,

"How can I help? What job can I do next?"

- May I say something, please?

- I don't want to hear your voice right now.

- Then why are you having a conversation with me?

- This is not a conversation. This is a lecture.

If Captain Lee hears about your behavior,

I don't think he would have a problem letting you go.

Jen is being highly disrespectful,

but honestly, hiring a new stewardess

this late in the game would only be more work for me.

Do you think after last night's behavior

this is a fair conversation? - I think so.

- So would you like to stay for the last charter?

- Of course. - Okay. Great.

Then start ironing linens.

♪ ♪

- How's it going?

- Oh, I'm just making flower arrangements.

We had a little meeting this morning.

- About what?

But it was like--like, really stern, and I was just like...

- Anything for you? Just keep on doing Bri, huh?

- Just keep on keeping on.

♪ ♪

- Hey, Jen. You doing all right?

- I am. Hey, sorry.

I was coming down to talk to you.

- Oh, it's all good. Yeah, I wanted to give you a hug

and say let's... - Yeah, you're my girl.

- Just forget everything last night, and--

- Friends have disagreements, and you're my girl.

- This is how Jen rolls.

She drinks and she gets crazy. We're used to it by now.

- It was a defense mechanism.

It just escalated very quickly, so...

- I know. - I don't want to rehash this.

We apologized. Let's move on.

It's water under the bridge. - Cool.

- Hi. - Do you need anything?

- No, but basically, for tomorrow night--

we're doing a circus tonight,

so this is really your time to shine.

I liked Kyle last season,

but it was a relationship of convenience.

We happen to share a room.

Lasted maybe two weeks, and I was happy to be the bottom.

Can you make balloon animals?

- Mm-hmm. I can do a puppet show.

- We don't want a puppet show.

♪ ♪

- I saw a super important delivery.

- Cool.

- Will you go grab Bri's epaulet shirt for me, please?

Thank you.

Oh, cute. - Yay.

- Moving up in the world, huh? - Thank you so much.

- Congrats. - Yay!

- That's exciting. - More stripes.

It looks so pretty. - Yeah.

- Like, it is really cool to be,

like, acknowledged for the hard work.

I really appreciate it. Can I take them home with me?

- Yes. - Yeah.

- Good job. - Congrats.

- Bri has shown tremendous progress,

and also Jen could use a little bit of humble pie.

- Good job, Bri. - Thank you so much.

- Yeah. - Attention all crew.

We got to switch into our whites.

- We've got provisions coming. - Okay.

♪ ♪

- How you doing? New York Prime?

- New York Prime Meats. - Thank you.

♪ ♪

- That it? - What's your 20, Jen?

- Putting on my belt to my epaulets.

- Yeah. I didn't ask you to change into your epaulets.

I asked you to help with provisions.

Can you please come right now?

From now on, I'll let you know when you can go to your cabin.

- Okay, well, I heard the guests were coming on board at 11:30.

You both were changing, and I didn't want to be left out.

So I thought you may have forgotten--

- I don't want to hear. Remember our conversation?

I said all I want to hear on this charter

is "copy" and "how can I help?"

- Copy, Kate. Copy.

Matt, you want me to put this right by that cutting board?

- Nope. Emergency closet. - The emergency closet.

- Take your direction from me. Emergency closet. Here.

- Can you open the door for me, please, Kate?

- No. You can set it down and open it yourself.

- I'm not gonna bend that far down and lift the--

- Well, you better figure it out.

- That's so kind of you, Kate. Thank you.

What a nice chief stew you are. Miserable bitch.

- Coming up... - Oh!

- F---, f---. - Oh!

- F---.

- As I lift this,

- As I lift this, pull that pin out.

Watch your fingers. Give that to him.

- Jen and Bri, Jen and Bri,

please come to the stew pantry, please.

Timothy Sykes doesn't want to take five minutes

to walk down the dock.

He wants to arrive by alternate watercraft.

It's pretty annoying. Ugh.

♪ ♪

- Okay, deck guys, let's get all lines up, rails off.

- We're getting out of here. - Let's go, Bruno.

Where you at? Where you at?

- All ready. - Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

- All lines clear. Bruno's going in the fenders.

- [indistinct] - Kyle, stand by port side

with the rolling fender just in case.

- Okay. Move the fenders over to this side.

Bring them over to this side. - [indistinct] about ten feet

off your starboard aft quarters.

- No traffic inbound or outbound.

You're all clear, Captain.

- Moving inside. Good job, Nico.

- It's been a long charter season,

but this is it, the last charter,

and the deck crew has their act together now.

- Give me two shots, drop it.

- Okay. We got a hard stay here, Captain.

- Copy that.

- This bottle right here is 170 bucks.

- Our primary wants his life to be a Puff Daddy video--

Jet Skis with models,

going to the yacht with sharks we paid for.

I'm surprised he didn't ask for Cristal.

♪ ♪

- P. Diddy coming on the Jet Ski.

- F---ing morons.

- Oh, Timothy Sykes. You're so cool.

You're arriving via an alternative watercraft.

Is that like the politically correct term for Jet Ski now?

What is going on? Like, it's a Jet Ski.

Say it's a Jet Ski.

- Welcome aboard. - Thank you very much.

- That's quite a good entrance.

- Hi. - How's it going?

How's it going, Captain? Good to see you.

- Good. Good. - Nice to see you again.

- Good to see you again. - How you doing? Matt.

- Hi. Baker. - Matt. Nice to meet you, Tim.

- Good to meet you guys. - Kate.

- Yep. - I'm Jen. Nice to meet you.

- Welcome back. - Thanks for allowing us back.

I like it. You guys upgraded the boat.

- Yeah. - I'm proud of you.

You've done well for yourself.

- Thanks. Appreciate it.

Condescending little prick.

And you've got some other guests

that are arriving around 1:30?

No problem. Kate will give you a tour of the boat.

And as soon as the other guests get here,

we'll get the party started.

- Right this way. - Cool. All right.

- Okay. Get her done.

- This is really nice. - It is. It's more modern.

- The last one was like a Holiday Inn.

How's the Wi-Fi? - It's--same.

- Is your internet working? - My internet just froze again.

- Motherf---er. This is ridiculous.

Look at this. This is your master stateroom.

- Ooh. - Master bathroom.

- Crazy toilet. - Yep.

- I'll just go in the bathtub instead.

- Here we go. One, two, three.

Thanks for coming out. Let's get you unclipped.

- This is our sky lounge. It's great for games.

- Thanks, guys.

- These guys are good, man. - That was good, huh?

- Not a bad job. - Up here we have our sun deck.

- Nice. - With a Jacuzzi.

- There's not a lot of bags, so we'll just hold them here.

Okay, Captain. All luggage is on board.

We're packing up the swim platform.

- Good luck with d---head. - This is f---ing pimp, right?

- Red snapper. - Oh, I didn't see that.

Oh, the eyeballs. Oh!

Maybe the eyeballs should not be staring at them.

Ugh. They're slimy and they're looking at me

and they're bulging, and it's just gross.

- Ah! - [shrieks]

- [laughs]

- Did you get me on the Wi-Fi? - No.

I haven't connected anything yet. It's, like, terrible.

- So, Tim... - There's no Wi-Fi. What's up?

- Your guests land at 1:30. - Okay.

- We could proceed over to the anchorage now

and then arrange transportation for them,

but it's gonna be a little uncomfortable and a little wet.

- For them? - For them.

- I like that. - Oh, definitely. Yeah.

- Make it uncomfortable for them.

- That's what you get for being late. Let's go.

- Timothy Sykes is the quintessential nerd

who finally made it big

and wants to prove to all the people who thought

he was a nerd in high school that he's actually cool.

- You should have waited for them.

- What? - No, no, no, no.

- Of course not!

- Deck guys, I'm gonna take a little break.

♪ ♪

I'm good. Lot of stress, but I'm good.

I'll see you soon, though. I'll be home soon.

Me and Melissa haven't had any communication at all,

and so just listening to her actually talk to me

and say my name and just speak with her just--

it really makes me realize I screwed up big time.

Well, it's nothing against you,

it's just me personally, like, you know?

Everything going on.

With Bri, it was like Tom and Jerry chasing each other,

and it was this kind of exciting new thing,

but now that the season's coming to an end,

I don't really know what to do.

- How you doing? - Good.

Will you please go grab me the NutriBullet from downstairs

and all the things that I need to use it?

- I got the [indistinct] here. - Oh, never mind.

- Are you good? - Yeah. I'm just working, Kyle.

You asked me that 17 times today.

Still good. Still working.

- I could understand that Kate's not happy

about the criticism I've said.

The service sets the tone for the beginning of the day.

Sh-- should be getting done.

But if you can't take positive criticism,

you're not in the right job.

Yep, I'm just double-checking.

- Jen, Jen, Kate. - Go ahead.

- Hey, while we're serving lunch, can you come up

real quick and fluff and clean all the guest quarters?

- Copy.

- Hey, Jen, Jen...

- Copy.

- Let's get ready to pull the hook.

- Copy that.

♪ ♪

- Beautiful.

♪ ♪

- Hey. How are you? - How's it going?

- I'm doing well. More importantly, how are you?

- I just wanted to see what you were planning for lunch.

- Got a little snapper. - Nice!

- I'm gonna grill it with some veggies,

'cause I know we have a vegetarian on board,

and what I've planned for the next two days

is the whole snapper for lunch today, arrival lunch.

- Tasting menu. The wahoo is fresh.

It's f---ing incredible. It tastes like butter.

- Steak tartar... - Beautiful.

- Lobster bisque...

- Can you keep the chunks of the lobster in there?

I like chunks. - Yeah, we can do that.

This is the last charter. It's sink or swim.

Might as well go out with a bang. Sykes, I got you.

- This is awesome. - Yeah.

- You guys got better.

- Garbanzo hummus is so 2016.

- Right. - Yeah!

- Here we go. - Nice. Thank you.

- My pleasure.

Chef just whipped this up for you.

It's black bean hummus. - Nice.

- So we are just arrived into Rendezvous Bay.

- Can we go on there? - We just need Internet.

- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. - Now we got the trilogy.

Literally three phones.

- I don't think I've ever seen someone so obsessed with Wi-Fi.

Dude, you're in a yacht in the middle of the Caribbean.

Relax a little bit. If you need to use Wi-Fi,

I can take you in at any moment.

- I didn't intend on doing this. It just happened.

- Okay. - No dolphins today, bro.

- I came here on the first day, like, I sucked.

I was the greeny one, and I couldn't do anything.

- Drop. - I feel like I'm finally

I'm finally a real deckhand.

I feel that Nico can count on me,

and that's the best part for me.

Throwing the [indistinct] in the water.

- Copy that. Lock it.

- Tonight, he needs to be ran to shore for Wi-Fi.

- Can we go over to this beach? - We can go to this beach.

- I bet they've got Wi-Fi and cocktails and the sun will set.

The guests are about to arrive. - Two guests on board.

Two guests. - Good. You made it!

Hello! Ahoy! This is great.

- Hi. - Hey.

- How's it going? - Thank you very much.

- Thanks for waiting for us. - Yes, thank you very much.

- Yeah, right. Threw me under the bus, huh?

- This grill is awesome. First time using the grill,

making fresh local red snapper with some Caribbean flair.

This is how they do it, cook it whole,

because fish tastes the best cooked down to the bone.

- Guys, if you're ready for lunch, Matt's ready.

- Yeah, let's definitely do lunch.

It's lunch! Let's sit down!

♪ ♪

- Is it ready yet? - Yep. Ready to go.

- Oh, my God. Yes! This is fantastic.

Look it. Tim's fish is, like, double.

- Look at that. - Oh, God.

I've seen so many salads for lunch this season

that a snapper's

falling-out eyeball is a welcome change.

- Cheers, guys. Thanks again for coming.

Beautiful. - Neat.

- See? This is a healthy meal.

- Mm-hmm. - Fish is really good.

- Right? - They're eating all the fish?

- Mm-hmm. - Thanks, guys.

It's so healthy, 'cause I'm on a health kick.

- How is everything? - Delicious.

- Very good. Thank you. - I'm so glad to hear it.

Nico just found a place

that is great for sunset, which is in two hours.

- Yes! - With cocktails and Wi-Fi.

- I'm bringing my laptop. - Okay.

- I'm gonna eat, like, six of these.

- Going out.

- Quite windy, boys. Careful of the wind.

♪ ♪

- One, two, three.

F---. F---. - Three.

- Oh! - F---, f---, f---.

F---, f---. - Oh!

- F---, oh, motherf---er. Ah, f---.

- Ready?

- Oh! F---, f---.

- Oh! F---, f---. - You [indistinct]--

Wait, wait, wait.

- Almost.

- Good? - Yeah.

- All good. - You good?

- Whoo! - Ooh.

- That was scary. No, it actually--

Oh, sh--, sh--. Burn, look.

- You all right? - Yeah.

- For a second, I thought I would lose my leg.

Ah! F---ing hurting.

Oh! Jesus Christ.

I'm trying to forget the pain and just do my work,

but it is so hard. It's just hurting right now.

- Let me see. Go in the crew mess.

Go get some ice. Ice it now.

Otherwise, you're gonna be in pain.

- Ah, motherf---er. Oh!

Oh, motherf---er.

Oh, it F---ing hurts.

Jesus Christ sake.

Hurts! [groaning]

- [inaudible] get down there? - Roger.

- Yeah, the nice cushy slide right there.

It's refreshing.

- And if it starts going slow, keep hitting that green button.

- Whoo! - Nice! Oh, much better!

- Nice! - Never let go, Rose.

Never let go. - All right.

- Last night was out of control.

Whatever, whore! F--- you!

You will never lock me in a bathroom.

Get your f---ing-- - Guys, guys, guys, guys.

- I drank too much. I'm obnoxious.

But at the same time,

I'm over everybody thinking that they're better than me,

because they're not.

You're just as much of a piece of sh--, if not worse,

treating me the way that you're treating me.

It's disappointing, really.

- Hey, all deck crew, we're leaving at 5:30.

You can put away the sea bombs, trampoline,

pretty much everything.

- All right, since you're going to the beach with him now,

he'll probably just end up standing by

with Nico in the tender.

- Are we ready to go? - We're ready.

- You guys are a lot better than the last crew.

- Well, thank you. We appreciate it.

- Nah. It's good. Thank you.

Oh, Wi-Fi. I can almost taste it.

- Yeah. - Hi.

- Howdy. What'd you do to your leg?

- I got caught in one of the lines.

- Bet you learned something, huh?

- It's fine now. It's much better.

- Am I surprised the Bruno hurt himself on deck? No.

Do I feel sorry for him? No. It's a stupid mistake.

Other than painful, your leg all right?

- No. Yes, it is. - Good.

♪ ♪

- I like it. It's very peaceful.

We set up shop here. - Yes. It looks comfortable.

- Would you like me to hang around?

Do you need me? - Um, no. I think we're okay.

- Nico, Nico, Bri. You can come pick me up.

- Just go on the beach.

- It's an amazing view. - Ooh, and fast Wi-Fi.

- Man. Does he want these washed?

They're pretty-- the knees are really bad.

- You all right? - Yes, I'm fine.

I was fine five minutes ago, and I'm fine now, and--

- I've asked you so many times if you're okay today.

- I know. Good to know for the next 36 hours.

I have a lot to do tonight.

I've got to plan a circus-themed party,

I've got to deal with Matt and Jen,

so I don't really have time for Kyle.

I mean, I could if I wanted to,

but those are great excuses not to.

I feel like I'm on a boat full of morons.

♪ ♪

- Come rescue me!

[laughing] - Whoa! I almost fell with you.

- Good old switcharoo.

Can I please switch out Bri with a deckhand?

Baker, you jump on.

- Roger. - Grab the line.

- Y'all good? - Baker, jump on.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

- Oh, man. What a rush.

Just like the dish you made is just fun.

- Isn't it? - Yeah.

- That's exciting.

- Tonight, we're doing ceviche, lobster bisque,

beet salad, miso ginger salmon, steak tartar,

and finish off with a coconut leche sorbet in a coconut.

You're welcome.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God. I'm ready for these guys to get back.

- So you're sticking around a few extra days,

and then back to Chicago?

Have y'all talked yet about your future boo-mance?

- Uh, yeah. She's definitely not looking for any commitment.

- Mm-hmm. - I'm a person that does,

but I don't want to jump relationship to relationship.

- Yeah.

- I don't really know what's gonna happen

between me and Bri after this charter.

I think Bri's a great chick, but we live

in opposite sides of the United States.

I don't know what I want to f---ing do, Baker.

I lose sleep over it.

- All right. Fender is out. I'm gonna drop you at the dock.

- Hey, guys. How are you? - Hey.

So the wind is picking up. It's getting kind of rough.

Yeah, is there any way we could head back?

- Let's roll. - Sweet.

- Let's do it. - Bye, Smokey's.

- It might be a little bit bumpy,

so if you were to step on that seat to your right.

- Everybody hold on. - Just a heads up,

the guests are coming back now.

- All right. [indistinct] slippery. Nice.

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna seat them. Is that okay?

- Yep. I'll start plating.

I am so proud of every single one of these dishes.

Just it pinpoints all their palettes, what they wanted--

the freshness, the healthiness.

Wahoo ceviche. That is the eggplant soy.

- Cool. - So it begins.

- You guys do karaoke too? - Only with you.

- First course, Matt's prepared a very fresh wahoo ceviche,

and for you, a soy eggplant.

- Mm. Oh, my God.

This is amazing. That's the bomb.

- This is. - That looks great, Matt.

- I'm getting ready for foam here.

- I'm ready to go, guys. Okay.

- Beet salad with goat cheese olive oil.

- No, cheddar foam. Cheddar foam.

- Oh, sorry. Yeah.

- Pardon me. So for your next course,

you're gonna have a golden beet salad

with a goat cheese foam.

- Fantastic. - I'm sorry.

It's cheddar cheese. - Cheddar cheese.

- Okay. Thank you.

- It's very good. - Tastes great.

- They're loving it. - Awesome.

Miso glazed salmon.

- Over edamame. - Over edamame.

- Y'all are having a miso glazed salmon over edamame,

and you're having a tofu.

- I'm loving the miso glaze. - Mm. It's fresh.

- So good. - Mm.

- Isn't that crazy? - Oh, my gosh.

♪ ♪

- Here we have a lobster bisque. - Yeah.

- And for you, a carrot coconut. - This is so good.

- Mmm. Oh, my God, it's so good.

- So, Bri. - Yes.

- Now that you have your second stripe,

you are taking over service. Jen...

- Yes. - Fluff pillows, fill waters.

So this is beef tartare, and for you, avocado tartare.

- Wow. - Nice.

- Avocado tartare. - Mmm. That's good.

- Oh-wee, compliments to the chef.

- Thank you. - Are you guys still hungry?

- No. - Yes!

- Oh, no. - No.

- Not at all. - F--- yes.

Stop screwing this up.

- He's, like, joking that they might still be hungry.

- Are you serious? - Let's...

- Throw food at them. - Metaphorically,

although I want to do it literally.

- I know.

And he's still hungry. What?

- What do you want to do? - Um...

F---.

- Coming up... - Kyle, Kyle.

There's Kyle sleeping on the very couch

he was just sitting on saying that

the interior was lazy.

Did I wake you up from your nap?

- He's joking that

- He's joking that they might still be hungry.

But if he wants to make comments like that let's just--

- Throw food at him. - Yeah.

- [laughs]

Adding a course. Seven courses. Let's do it.

- Look at it. So good. - Oh, my gosh. That's amazing.

- I've got goose bumps. Matt's finally decided

to step up his game on the last charter.

- Go. - Thank you.

- Pepper. - Yay.

We heard you were still hungry,

so Matt whipped up an extra course,

plus a vegetarian one.

This is beef tenderloin over lemon couscous,

and yours has grilled vegetables.

- Thank you.

- This is good. So tender. Chef's got game.

- Mmm. So loiny. - When in doubt, go to steaks.

It's quick, it's easy, it's delicious. Bam.

My God, it looks so f---ing good.

- Wow. - Oh, yeah.

- Wow. - This is awesome.

- Oh, my God. How good is that? - How was your dinner, guys?

- It was amazing. - Excellent. Thank you.

This is the most work I've ever done

in the galley all season.

I'm so proud of myself. I killed it.

- Good job. - Whoo!

- I think Matt deserves a round of applause.

Matt did a great job.

Maybe it's 'cause I held his hand

and walking him through every food item

he should serve the night before.

- Yay, Matt! Yay, Matt!

♪ ♪

- Kyle.

Kyle.

Oh, isn't this rich?

There's Kyle sleeping on the very couch

he was just sitting on saying that the interior was lazy.

Sorry.

Did I wake you up from your nap?

This guy's been here less than a week,

and he's already sleeping on the job.

Total hypocrite.

- Go to sleep. We're not saying another word.

She has to go to sleep. - Yeah, I need to go.

Thank you guys. - Night.

- Have a good night. See you tomorrow.

Thank you very much. - Sleep well.

- Kyle, I can't tell

if you're sleeping standing up or you're working.

Why weren't you sleeping in your bed?

The crew mess is the crew area.

If you need a break, you go to your bedroom.

- Kate's giving me sh-- now,

and I understand she's under pressure.

She's got sh-- stews. I get it.

But f--- me, can she be a bitch.

- Okay.

- Cheeky pikey.

♪ ♪

- Night. Sleep well. - Thanks.

- See you in the morning. - Good night.

♪ ♪

- What's up, buddy? - How's it going, Bruno?

- Good. - How's your leg feeling?

- Better, definitely. - Yeah?

- I don't feel pain now.

- Make sure we're slowing down and being careful.

- I did a mistake. I hurt myself.

But all the mistakes in your life, just move forward

and learn from it. It's the last charter,

so I'm just trying to end the season strong.

- I need you guys to focus today,

'cause today's gonna be a big day.

- Yep.

- What have we got down here?

There's junk everywhere, huh?

- Yep.

- So you plan to stay here after our season?

- Um, Nico and I talked about it for, like, two nights,

two days kind of thing... - Cool.

- I'm pretty sure we're still doing it.

- That's very cool.

- I just don't want any, like, pressure.

- Don't pressure him.

- You know? It's not gonna be, like, a honeymoon, you know?

Just 'cause we're in paradise.

- Right. I'm gonna grab this, and I'm out of here.

See you, Bri.

- Let me know if you need anything.

- Let's do this.

- Can I get someone up here flanking the chain, please?

- Yeah, Bruno's on his way.

- Even though Bruno did screw up,

and he caught his leg, he's showing initiative,

trying to even work through his injury,

and he just keeps on going, and I like that.

- Anchor's home. - Secure.

- Good job, Bruno. - Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Lobster omelet on its way.

There it is.

- Tim, would you like your lobster omelet?

Right here. There you go.

- Thank you. - I see the lobster.

Mm. This chef is dead-on.

Hey, morning! You're up early.

- Somewhere where you and I can do

vacation-y things while...

- Good stuff, right?

- Hey. - Hi.

- So what's the plan for the day then?

- Today, we're gonna do yachting.

- And tonight? - Are you going somewhere?

Do you have plans? - Well, no.

It's cause I wanted to find out about tonight.

Wanted to get, like, maybe an hour with that stuff.

- For tomorrow night, we're doing a circus night,

so can you make balloon animals?

Do you remember when I told you about this?

What was the intro sentence? I said Kyle...

- I didn't ask again yesterday, but I'm asking today,

because it's happening tonight. - Okay. It's over.

Stand by. Wait for direction. It will come.

- Okay.

I missed you.

- Do we have protective goggles? Champagne will burn your eyes.

Have you been in a champagne fight before?

- This is the biggest night of the entire season.

I'm a little nervous. - This is your moment to shine.

[smooth music]

♪ ♪

[phone rings]

- Hey, sweetie. What's going on?

- You know.

- You're gonna make me cry, Bells.

As a parent, you try to shield

all the negativity from your kids

and try to put on a happy face,

and this is one of those moments

where it's damn hard

to pretend like everything's fine.

I'm home soon, and we're gonna go to Universal Studios, okay?

So I want you to do me a favor, put a smile on your face,

'cause I'm gonna do the same,

and we're gonna go have fun, okay?

- Okay.

- Hearing my daughter's voice, it's sad.

It's sad because I can't be there.

It sucks.

Okay. I know I'm not there. I'm gonna be there very soon.

I love you.

- Okay. Standing by, Captain.

- And drop. Give me three shots.

I think Nico has taken great strides in the right direction,

so, I mean, better late than never.

Good job. Lock it in.

- How's it going? - Going good.

- Good start, man. - Thank you.

- Seriously, and we got some foodies here,

so it was not easy. - I'm gonna do--

I'm not sure yet, but I've got something else planned.

- Make it ridiculous, as much seafood as possible.

- Okay. Sounds good. - Hi.

- Hey. How's it going? - Good. How are you?

- Just wanted to talk about logistics.

- Okay, so we're doing, like, a circus theme night.

- Cool. Are you gonna be a clown?

- No, but there will be one. - All right. Cool.

So...so we got the fireworks all set up?

- Mm-hmm. Around 9:30.

- So we don't have to do anything for that. 9:30?

Okay, cool. What time is dinner gonna be?

- Around 8:30. - Okay. Cool.

- I'm hella busy. I'm building a champagne tower.

Also throwing a circus, a $12,000 fireworks display,

coaching the chef through his job.

I'm just really tired and ready to go.

- Have you been in a champagne fight before?

- No. It'll be my first one. - Oh, my God.

It's a surprise for everybody else, but I like this.

- So he wants Krug or Dom Perignon.

- And bottles for spraying each other?

- Do we have protective goggles?

Champagne will burn your eyes. We need suction.

I want the crew involved too.

This is your moment to shine. This is it.

- I'm a little more nervous, because Captain Lee gave us

this huge lecture on how he wants to see the big money tip,

and now we have a guest that is kind of miserly

when it comes to his gratuities.

- Let me do this. - Okay.

- All right. - Good talk.

- Can we go tubing? - At any time. Yeah.

- Fantastic.

- Your chariot.

- All good.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

- That's awesome.

- Thank you so much.

- These boys are getting cray-cray.

- I'll just take turns feeding everybody bites of cheese.

Bite of cheese.

- Tonight's gonna be grand finale.

There's gonna be champagne bottles spraying.

Focus. Listen to me.

You can even stop washing for a second.

Cool. Everybody just listen and look.

So we're gonna get 72 more bottles of champagne.

We're also gonna get protective eyewear

with suction, and I said,

"Don't worry, P. Daddy. It's definitely gonna suck."

Tonight, we have a lot of things the primary has requested,

and I'm a little bit nervous,

because it's only a matter of time

before this boat completely sinks.

I just hope we're off it by then.

I need you two girls to stay on guest service

while I plan the ultimate grand finale night.

- If you ever need to use Wi-Fi,

I can take you in at any moment.

- Probably, like, at, like, 2:30.

- 2:30? - Would be my guess.

- Perfect. - Perfect timing.

Jesus.

- Hey, Nico. How are you? - Good. Yeah.

I'm excited for this to be over

and f---ing chill out for a minute.

- Good.

Kyle's coming in a little too hot if you ask me.

He's being obnoxious. Kyle keeps saying,

"But you and me, we're friends."

Guess what, Kyle.

When somebody actually says, "It's because we're friends.

Remember?"

That means they're being an asshole.

Do you ever say to your real friends,

like, "I'm your friend"?

- Two more days, and then I'm in a comfy bed.

- Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

We got a stock breaking. Oh, my God.

Hell yes! - Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- See you guys in a little bit, thank you.

- All right. Thank you. Have fun.

- Deck crew, deck crew key,

the main deck aft table's ready when you are.

- Yeah, just one second. I'm just sorting something out.

Last season, me and Kate have been sweet.

- I think he likes it. Oh, look. You look great.

- I look like I've been bombed by a f---ing Care Bear.

- I love you so much. - I've gotta rock and roll,

but back in a sec. - Okay.

- I just want to know what's gonna happen here.

Either we're mates, we're not.

She f---ing doesn't like me, she does like me.

I just want to know where I stand.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- How I handle my stewardesses

shouldn't affect how hard you work.

- For their party,

we have characters for each crew member.

- Oh. - Kyle is the clown.

- Oh, God.

- Will you please try this on for me?

- Here. Try it on, Bri. I'll help you.

- Will this fit Kyle? - Oh, you look so cute!

- You're like the sexiest clown ever.

In a weird way, that might get Nico excited.

And then you are possibly my favorite.

- Oh, God. - You're gonna be the mime.

- Cool. - Classic Kate.

I knew she would find a way to keep Jen from talking.

Clever girl.

- You're trapped in a box, go.

- Go.

- I'm not motiv-- - You broke.

- No, I'm not motivated enough right now.

- You need to find your motivation. Swimming.

- Are you still under? - Oh, she's looking for land?

Oh, she's hiding. That's good. That's really good.

- So what's your plan after this?

- I think I'll end up in Bali for a couple months.

- That would be pretty cool.

I'm definitely going back home--check in,

say hi to Mom, see all my brothers.

- I know your brother just passed away,

and that's such a huge loss,

and, like, my dad, you know, he passed away,

but it's been, like, ten years, so...

- Yeah.

When he passed away, it was just, like, almost unbearable.

- Yeah, your brother is like your homey for life, you know?

- I've been running from my problems for so long,

and I need to go home and fix the things that I messed up

and try and make my life right again.

- Nothing in this world is promised to you, and,

like, the fact that you got him in your life

in that amount of time is, like, such a gift.

- Yeah. - That can help you to, like,

move forward and-- I don't know...

- Yeah, it's definitely a good way

of thinking about it, you know?

- Give me a hug. Give me a hug.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

- Holy mother lobster.

♪ ♪

- Whoa. It's a big one.

- How was Buccaneer's? Did you get everything done you needed?

- Good, good. - All right.

- Hi, guys. - Welcome back home.

- Okay, we made it.

- That's a motherf---ing double rainbow.

This is gonna be a motherf---er.

- All right. - Good job, Bruno. You good?

- Yep. - Like the old days, man.

- I'm gonna go on a break. - Bri, you can go on break.

- Thank you. - Yes!

- We're all fat f---s on this yacht.

We can just eat as much as we want.

We could have pancakes right now if we wanted.

You want some pancakes? - No.

- Bri's a really cool chick,

but to go through this experience with her,

it just made me realize what I had before.

I screwed up. I love Melissa, and I want to go back home

and be with her and fully commit to her.

- Kate, Kate, Kyle. - Go ahead.

- Meet you in the sky lounge? - Yep.

- Sup? - Hi.

So all of our orders are here,

but I do want to know

what's going on with you mentally.

- I don't know.

- Yes, Kyle, this is exactly

what I need right now, you coming to me

about your feelings while I have a list

of a million other things to do.

I thought you were gonna come in like a breath of fresh air,

and you come in, and you're, like,

giving criticisms at the crew mess table

when we don't really need any more of those.

Then, last night, you're taking a nap on the crew mess couch.

- That was my first time I'd been down the entire day.

- Well, the guy taking a nap on the crew mess couch

doesn't really match the guy 24 hours prior

telling everybody how on their A-game they need to be.

- The reason why I said something was because

they've all been saying it, and then I sat there.

No one was saying anything.

- I am just trying to do my job. It's not personal in any way.

- Well, it's not-- - I'm not done.

It's not about you.

It's about the charter guests, and the amount of work

I have to do, and the champagne tower

I have to build, and the circus I have to throw.

Kyle's really pissing me off right now.

This is why we are not as good of friends

as you think we are, because you pull sh-- like this.

So if you'll please not just focus on your feelings

and maybe focus on the work, I would love...

- I know you said about that... - To have time to be like,

"Mm, my feelings are hurt!"

I don't have time for that!

- Next on the season finale of "Below Deck"...

- Bang. [overlapping shouting]

- Jen, Jen, Kate, resting time is over.

It's time to go back to work.

- You say things that aren't true,

and you don't allow me to speak.

That's what's happened with this one.

- Stop calling me "this one"! "Brianna."

- Jen's f---ed off and no one helps us.

[cheering]

- It wasn't perfect this time, I got to say.

We had some issues.

- As a manager, I think that that...

- Are you giving me managerial advice right now?

- I'm really sorry for everything. I love you.

Now that I'm trying to fix things with Melissa,

I got to end things with Bri.

- Oi. I kind of wanted some.

- I was wondering if I could take Bri.

I just want to talk with her.

So obviously, I really love hanging out with you, but...

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