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Right up there, that's where your brother wanted to put a hot tub.

- It was his dream. - And he gave Berkman 1700?

Yeah. It sounded like a game changer to me,

but Berkman was against it.

What kind of dick says no to a hot tub right there?

I don't know.

It's fucking crazy, right? It is absolutely nuts.

Am I right? Anyway, you got his address. Call me when it's done.

I'm gonna be checking out a friend of mine in L.A.

Let's go.

BARRY Season 3, Episode 6

One of the bodies we pulled out of the Northridge house explosion

was Fernando Sagredo, the head of the Bolivians.

So we got to the nursery in the middle of them getting payback.

That means it was NoHo Hank who planted that bomb.

NoHo is soft. Look at the way he dresses.

He is not the bomb planting type. This was The Raven.

Okay, look. You think Rumpelstiltskin over here

could take out a whole monastery of goons by himself? I ain't buying it.

No. Our guy is highly trained. He's probably like ex-military or...

What if Rumperstiltskin over here is a badass?

Look at his jacket. It's leather and it's cool.

Have you heard from Berkman?

- Barry? - Yeah.

We haven't seen him since he did that charity drive for Chris.

He said he was taking acting classes.

- No. No. - Yes.

Barry Berkman, the human ice machine, is taking acting classes?

He seems to like it.

- Is he still out here in L.A.? - Yeah. I'm pretty sure he is.

- We should all get together. - Yeah.

I'd love to see him. Yeah.

I'll call him.

- Can I go shoot hoops at Victor's? - Sure, honey.

He's all grown up now.

And this algorithm killed my show. I'm feeling really lost.

And now my agent wants me to go and take a meeting at BanShe.

- You don't wanna work with them. - I know.

I used to be a baker at a kickass churro shop in Eagle Rock.

It was cushy as fuck. I could've rode that shit forever.

But I knew I had to level up to beignets.

A lot of the churro dudes were like, "Rein in your ambitions, Mitch."

But I was, like, nah.

And now, and I say this in all humility, my place is the shit.

And that's all because I believed in my own abilities.

- I never thought about it that way. - I know.

Oh my God, that's heaven.

Jesus Christ, get a life.

- Sorry that took so long. - God, I dream about these.

We can't give up on Joplin. Maybe we try another streaming service?

Let's see what BanShe has to say. They have another project for you.

I don't know if I want to work with those dudes.

You should at least hear them out. Did you get the dipping sauce?

Maybe we start our own streaming service.

Get the fuck away from these!

Hello?

- Barry? - Yes.

Hi, it's Sharon, Chris's wife.

Hi, how are you? Uh, what's wrong?

- Nothing's wrong. How are you? - I'm fine.

- How are you? - Good.

- I saw that article about you. - Yeah. That was...

- How's your son? - He's good.

Yeah?

Look, I'm putting together a dinner for some of the vets for my charity,

and I'd love for you to come.

Yeah. That'd be great. When?

I'm thinking tonight. Is that crazy?

No. Just send me your address. That's absolutely great for me.

Great.

- Can I bring something? - No, no.

I know exactly what I'm bringing. You'll love it, they're delicious.

- Okay. Talk to you soon. - All right.

Talk later. Or I'll see you tonight. Send me your address. Love you.

I didn't mean to say I love you. I don't know why I did. Sorry.

I just went through a bad breakup. I'm in a bad place.

No, it's all good.

You know what I mean.

I thought you were gonna hang up. I'll hang up. Okay, bye.

This is great.

Everything's OK. Calm down.

Are you feeling better?

Holy smokes!

I'm so fucked. Everything is so fucked.

So now, my business is, like, completely burned down.

And cops are on my tail, and they took my Cristobal.

This dude lied to you,

didn't tell you he was married, didn't tell you he was straight.

And don't get me wrong, he sounds like a real catch.

Those are massive red flags, bro.

So I go down to Bolivia and say, no more red flags, right?

Hey, dude, look, I know we just met,

but you seem like kind of rad.

My shit's about to franchise. We could run this business together.

Yeah.

I might need a few days to, you know, mull that over.

- So, Wednesday? - Yeah.

- Good bye. - Great.

I had that talk with my daughter.

And?

- Can you handle more amazing news? - How did you get into my house?

Bob Jacobson. You know him? Producer.

- He did the Wonder Man films. - You can't break into my house.

He's moving into streaming, which is creeping into the theater space.

The guy was so moved by what you did as a teacher,

he wants to give you your own show. The Gene Cousineau Master Class.

- Master Class? - That's right.

You working with the students. Like you did with that vet, Sean.

- Barry. - Teaching him all about acting.

Unlocking all the weird shit that motivates them.

Saving their lives. This will stream into people's homes.

But he also wants to put it in movie theaters.

- What's his opening offer? - 400000.

But I think I can talk him way up.

All right. I'll do it under one condition.

Please, leave. I don't want to get a restraining order against you.

You're not listening. You get to direct all of these shows

and they shoot out all over the world.

I'm not interested in helping you with your little master class. Go.

- It's not my master class. - Keep your voice down.

It is a collaboration. We do it together.

I said I wouldn't do this unless you got a bigger piece.

- Fuck you. - No.

All right, 80/20.

I don't need your charity.

Take it all.

- Bullshit. - Try me.

If I were you, I would think about it.

So what do you and your people call water?

Water.

You know you're only 20 miles outside of L.A.

There's a Starbucks right over that hill.

That's incredible shit. Sorry, I gotta...

Jesus fucking Christ, what?

- Is this Ken Goulet? - Yeah.

This is Jim Moss. My daughter was Detective Janice Moss.

You called me for information regarding her murder.

I'd like to meet and discuss this.

You know what? Never mind. I made a mistake. Sorry I bothered you.

Hey, Sally, exclamation point.

I wanted to say I appreciate you for calling me out

for being a quote, "violent asshole." End quote.

Sorry for all the shit I put you through over the past weeks.

Parenthesis, yelling at you at work, comma,

offering to break into your boss's house, comma,

take sleeping pictures of her, etcetera.

End parenthesis, wincing emoji.

There is no excuses for that, B, period, S,

exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point. Oh, man.

This looks nice, and it's 40 percent off. Anyway, I think I'll quit acting.

I found a new community with my Marine friends.

I'm trying to move forward by going into the past, like Marty McFly, LOL.

Sir, you're talking too loud. Shit, I'm sorry. Be quacky.

Shame Jonas Brothers. Haha, fresh.

Sally, I understand if you do not want to talk to me again.

I will five you spaceship brittlle teeth in the sunshine. Barry.

Jesus Christ. You dodged a bullet.

Sally Reed! Morgan Dawn-Cherry.

Okay, so excited to have you here. Massive fan.

Thanks.

- What is this new project for Sally? - Okay. Okay, okay.

This new project we have, it's called the New Medusas,

and we think it could really use the Sally Reed touch.

The show that replaced Joplin on the homepage?

Not the best pickup line, I know, but hear me out.

It's a show about three women who run a salon in SoHo,

who are just trying to get by.

And they have snakes for hair, and they turn dudes into stone.

Okay.

So right now, the show, it's a little, I don't know, mm.

And I think that you, Sally Reed, could bring to it more of a, mm.

I don't know what you mean.

So right now, the show is more "yeah...".

You could bring it to more of a "yeah!".

I know what you're saying.

I have a client that's bringing "yeah" to a Fox show that before was just...

So we're looking for less... and more...

That actually wasn't in the email. Sally doesn't do...

She does "yeah". She does "no". And she'll do, like...

Okay, I understand. So instead of... it's more...

I really think you should do it.

It'll give you time to audition, to develop your next project.

Writer's room? Isn't that kind of a demotion?

Shouldn't I be trying to pitch my own show?

It's good money, and it preserves your relationship with BanShe,

which is important.

All right, I'll do it.

Love it. Yes!

- What's the money? - It's good. We'll get it up.

You're tied up in some bad business.

I was.

Trying to put it behind me.

My daughter, Anita, she likes you.

I think she wants to be boyfriend and girlfriend.

I told her you seem like a good man.

I'm working on it, amigo.

Sometimes you have to abide by the signs God gives you.

You said something there.

I'll be right back.

Anita wants to make dinner for us.

Hope you like spicy.

Fantastic.

Abide by the signs God gives you.

FORMER TOXIC MANCHILD HELPS SAVE VET'S LIFE THROUGH ACTING

Hey! Stop him!

Mr. Moss.

Kenneth Goulet. I have some very interesting information

about who killed your daughter.

- Can we meet? - Absolutely.

It's a one, two.

I was walking down the street...

and I came to my house, and I walked up the stairs.

And then I opened up a door.

And then I went to the bathroom and I was like...

Zip.

What's going on here? And then I left the bathroom.

And there was...

Then they were having a meeting.

And the first person to speak at that meeting was Jesse Jackson.

Jesse... go ahead, do it. Be Jesse Jackson.

What's "Beg Nets" by Mitch?

You haven't seen these dudes in five years?

It's more like 12.

- I'd tread lightly if I were you. - Why?

People change, man.

One time I went to a 10 year reunion with guys I used to deal drugs with.

And they just weren't the same dudes.

One guy was super MAGA, trying to get me on anti-CRT shit.

And the other made me watch corny videos with dads rapping.

- I don't see these guys like that. - You don't know.

Trust me.

I'd do a Zoom sesh before the full on in person hang. Just dip your toe.

- All right. - No, telling you, dude. Dip that toe.

You're my buddy. You're my friend.

Oh, my buddy, where have you been? Oh, my buddy...

I think this is the guy. Is this the guy?

- Yeah, this is the dude. - Are you sure?

Does it look like the picture Goulet gave us?

- I think so. Yeah. What do we do? - Shoot him?

Okay.

You're my buddy. You're my friend. You're my buddy 'til the end.

You're my buddy. You're my friend.

You're my buddy... Shit. Damn it.

Shit.

He's coming towards you.

God damn it. Fuck!

- Hand off! - What?

Shit.

Shit.

It's got a 10 power adjustable driver's seat. A solid 10.

Maximum comfort. Lumbar support. You need to treat your back right.

Really, this is our quality select. I probably shouldn't tell you this,

but recently I've been having an affair. And...

What is he doing?

No fucking way. Not today.

Oh, shit. Fuck!

He's up on the roof! On the roof!

- Jesus Christ. That was close. - What was that?

He got up!

Oh my God.

- Is everybody okay? - Fuck me.

Nobody's hurt, right? You all right?

Everybody good?

You're my buddy, you're my friend.

Jesus... You're my buddy. You're my friend.

- Hey! - Beignets by Mitch. Oh my God!

- Yeah. - Come on in.

Yeah.

These smell so good.

I think you'll like these guys. You know one of them.

Here you go.

Thanks. Is it okay if I have one?

Yeah, absolutely. Eat as many as you like.

Theo is so excited to see you.

Brother of Famed Motocross Stars Found Dead in Drug Deal Gone Wrong

Kenneth Goulet

What did you put in the sauce?

Die, you motherfucker!

END OF EPISODE 6 Season 3