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John Collier, who
wrote this story,
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is surely one of
the wittiest, most
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subtle writers of our time.
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He has produced a multitude of
short stories, three novels,
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and many fine filmstrips.
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When Collier writes fiction,
he is totally outrageous.
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Consider, for example, a novel
called "His Monkey Wife," which
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is all about a female chimpanzee
who falls in love with
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and eventually marries an
undistinguished colonial
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schoolmaster.
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If that isn't outrageous,
I don't know what is.
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Here then is another equally
outrageous Collier story.
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[music playing]
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[birds chirping]
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[side conversations]
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JAMES: Philadelphia and Chicago.
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[inaudible] You know,
I'd better circulate.
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I'll see you later.
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[side conversations]
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More wine.
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Now all right?
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Samantha.
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HERMIONE: How are
we doing here, yes?
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You were always pretty,
but you're in grave danger
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of becoming a beauty.
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I'm looking forward
to starting at hospital.
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God help the hands of our
students when you commence.
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[chuckling]
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Darling.
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Would you circulate with this?
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Oh, yes.
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Of course.
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Would you like some?
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[side conversations]
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[clearing throat loudly]
Ladies and gentlemen,
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I know James is going to
hate me making a speech.
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All the same, I'm
jolly well going to.
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HERMIONE: Quite right, too.
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Now then, who but
Hermione would provide us
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all with such a splendid
feast a few hours
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before she goes off to America?
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Well, I'm quite
sure of one thing--
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she'll be the only one who
doesn't suffer from jet lag.
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[all laughing]
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Well, you know, I sometimes feel
nowadays that Britain's losing
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faith in herself, so it's
a real shot in the arm
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to know that our hospital and
in particular, James's unit,
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leads the world in one field.
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TOM: Here, here.
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GAVIN: So much so, in fact,
that the Americans want to steal
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James from us for nine months.
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Oh, well, that's the
usual period of gestation.
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So let's hope that the mating
of James and the Americans
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will bear fruit.
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[laughter]
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Well, we're all
going to miss him,
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and we shall miss Hermione, too.
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Yes.
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And alas, she won't
be here to organize
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our arts festival this summer.
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However, I understand it's all
in the capable hands of um--
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of um--
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- Sebastian.
- Who?
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- Sebastian.
- Oh, Sebastian.
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Uh, yeah--
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Yes, sir.
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Ah, yes.
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HERMIONE: Yes, well,
I won't be here
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to bully you all
into buying tickets,
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but we do have some most
exciting events, particularly
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that series of constitutive
Renaissance music,
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and I do hope that you'll all
give Sebastian in your support.
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PARTY GUEST: Oh, yes.
PARTY GUEST: Of course.
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Well, I hope you both
have a splendid trip.
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Oh, and one thing--
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we all know what James is
going to spend the proceeds on.
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[laughter]
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Well, what more
harmless hobby could
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there be than growing orchids?
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I must say they
do look very nice.
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I don't know much about them.
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Mmm, they also smell very
nice, just like Hermione.
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PARTY GUEST: Oh.
- Oh.
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[laughter]
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What I smell of is packing,
luggage, and mothballs.
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Now, now, Gavin.
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GAVIN: Yeah.
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[laughter]
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Now, I'd just like to say that
the research which has given us
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the honor of this invitation
is the result, like most
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modern research, of
teamwork, and most of you
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here were in that team.
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And we are both very
grateful for all your years
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of hard work and loyalty.
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GAVIN: Oh, thank you.
PARTY GUEST: Thank you.
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TOM: Thank you.
- Thank you, Gavin.
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Excellent speech.
- [inaudible]
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Now-- drinks.
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Oh, darling, how long
have you been sitting
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there without any drinks?
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And now-- quiet, everyone.
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[tapping on glass]
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[inaudible]
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Darling.
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Oh.
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Sorry, dear.
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The unit will go on while we
are away, of course, as usual.
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But orchids need water,
and I'd be most grateful
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if all my friends
could take care
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of one of our little
beauties till we get back.
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So if you'll just follow me.
- Oh.
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All right.
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JAMES: Oh, no need to
worry about them, actually.
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They're perfectly
simple to look after.
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They're all got a label with
full instructions on the back.
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Now look here.
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This is a Paphiopedilum
hirsutissimum.
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I call it the hairy one.
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[both chuckling]
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Do you think you're
going to like it?
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Will it like me?
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- Oh, of course it will.
- Oh.
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One thing worries
me, Hermione.
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James is going to get a lot of
offers over there, you know?
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At double-- treble
the salaries we get.
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Now, you won't let him
be tempted, will you?
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We need him.
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Tom, I promise you.
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I won't let the dollars seduce
James or America seduce me.
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[laughing] I hope not.
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Ah, Tom
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Oh, yes?
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Don't think you're going
to escape without one.
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Oh, thank you.
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I've got one with a Latin
name that sounds extremely rude.
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Oh.
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[chuckling]
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Oh, you are lucky to
have a husband whose mania
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doesn't involve
you getting soaking
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wet and freezing every weekend.
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Oh, Tom's sailing?
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Tom's sailing.
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I'm Tom's crew.
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I sometimes wish
the boat would sink.
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Not with Tom on it.
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Well, preferably not.
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[both chuckling]
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Do you think orchids
can't be annoying, too?
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How?
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They can't talk.
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Oh, James talks to them--
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endlessly.
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Or, rather more than he
talks to me, actually.
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Sometimes he's in there half
the night potting and clinking
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away, and whenever I want to
watch television or listen
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to a concert, that's the
moment when he decides he
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wants to put up some shelving.
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I want him to have a
nice, new, modern aluminum
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greenhouse out of sight
behind the tennis court.
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See, without his
clutter, I could make
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the most marvelous garden room.
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Oh, and you're so
clever at doing things up.
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No, I'm not clever.
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Well-- I'm clever enough
to know what to copy.
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[both chuckling]
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Put it out in the light
and air till the first frost.
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We'll take the
greatest care of it.
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Intensive care.
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Oh, Gavin.
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[all laughing]
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Mine's just a stick.
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Well, don't worry.
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It'll burst into
bud in December.
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Give it a light spray over
with this from time to time.
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Ah, Samantha.
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Now this one's for you.
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It's called an
Odontoglossum subuligerum.
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It's the most precious one.
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Why?
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Is it a rare one?
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It's most precious,
Samantha, because it
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will give me an opportunity to
call upon you to collect it.
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When exactly do
we see both again?
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Oh, all being well, we
should be back at Christmas.
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Ah.
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- Put that over there, shall I?
- Thank you.
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There we are.
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Now drive carefully.
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See you at Christmas.
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Bye.
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[car starting]
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[HERMIONE THUMPING THINGS
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AROUND]
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Something the matter?
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Grow up.
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I'm a big boy now, Mommy.
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You can't set
eyes on a young girl
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without having to show
me that you can get her.
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Well all right, then.
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Get one-- one of your
adoring young nurses, maybe,
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and I hope you're more use
to her than you are to me.
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You'll become a
joke soon, you know.
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People laugh at you
behind your back.
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Ha.
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The aging Casanova.
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Well, that's a role that I
much prefer to my present one--
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that of the henpecked husband.
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Henpecked husbands
usually help.
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Mmm.
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It's your glory,
Hermione, that you'll
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never need help from anyone.
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You're always so
perfectly organized.
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[slamming glass on tray]
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Aren't you?
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[music playing]
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[buzzing]
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[breakers snapping]
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[clock ticking]
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Hermione?
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Hermione!
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What is it?
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JAMES: I just found something
absolutely extraordinary.
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Come up and see.
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(QUIETLY) Now let's see--
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I stopped the milk, turned off
the gas, water, electricity,
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arranged for the
post to be sent on--
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JAMES: Hermione.
- Yes?
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JAMES: Something
really peculiar.
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What is it?
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Aren't you dressed yet?
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What are you doing?
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Unless my eyesight's
deceiving me,
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there's a gold chain
down that drain.
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Can't be.
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I haven't got a gold chain.
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Oh, unless you've had
someone here, of course.
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Some tarty little nurse
who needed a bath.
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Oh, really.
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Seriously, Hermione,
come and look.
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HERMIONE: Oh.
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In there.
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There.
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[music playing]
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[birds chirping]
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[music playing]
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[tools thumping]
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[music playing]
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[tools thumping]
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[music playing]
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It's
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[tractor engine]
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For Heaven's sake,
you can't be lost.
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We were there an hour ago.
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Well, it must be left,
than right, then left again.
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All right.
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Around the world then.
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For one bloody earring.
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[car engine revving]
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[music playing]
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[horn honking]
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[electric saw buzzing]
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[music playing]
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[tires crunching on gravel]
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[music playing]
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You've been losing earrings
ever since I knew you.
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Why don't you get
your ears pierced?
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I can't bear the thought.
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Huh.
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You, a hospital nurse.
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[doorbell ringing]
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[music playing]
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[doorbell ringing]
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[doorbell ringing]
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TOM: I told you they'd be gone.
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NANCY: Their flight's
not until 6:00.
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TOM: They might be calling
on someone on the way.
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[crows cawing]
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[rattling gate latch]
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[shovel scraping]
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[door scraping shut]
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[rattling gate latch]
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[horn honking]
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Come on.
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But it goes with my Chinese
dress I wanted to wear
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to the [inaudible] dance.
287
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,700
[car door slamming]
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[car engine fading]
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[exhaling]
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[grunting]
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[water spraying]
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[grunting]
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[water spraying]
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[heavy thump]
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Stop.
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Walking
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What is it now?
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00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,533
I just want to drop a note in.
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00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:28,167
They should have a
daily woman or someone
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00:18:28,267 --> 00:18:29,633
who keeps an eye on the place.
301
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:35,933
"If earring found,
please ring--" why is it
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00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,233
I can never remember
our telephone number?
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28821.
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[scraping cement]
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00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,567
[tapping loudly]
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[hammering]
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[car engine approaching]
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[music playing]
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00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:21,500
[tires crunching on gravel]
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00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,900
[car door slamming]
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[music playing]
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00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,067
[mail slot clanking]
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00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:36,867
[car door slamming]
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00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,433
[car engine fading]
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00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:44,000
[clock chiming]
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[fire crackling]
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[music playing]
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00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:08,033
[water spraying]
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00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,233
Whoo.
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00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,200
Ah.
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00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,133
Oh.
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00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:23,800
FLIGHT ATTENDANT (ON INTERCOM):
Ladies and gentlemen,
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00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,633
in a few minutes, we should be
landing at Los Angeles Airport.
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00:20:26,733 --> 00:20:28,700
Would you kindly observe
the no smoking sign
325
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,200
and ensure that your seat
is in the upright position.
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00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,067
For your own safety
and comfort, we
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00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,567
ask you to remain seated
with your seat belts fastened
328
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,133
until the captain has parked
the aircraft at the gate
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00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:39,967
and indicated that
it is safe for you
330
00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:42,233
to stand by turning
off the seat belt sign.
331
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,167
[typewriter clacking]
332
00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:06,100
"And we're both having a
marvelous time here in LA
333
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:12,167
and enjoying the legendary
American hospitality.
334
00:21:12,267 --> 00:21:14,167
[typewriter clacking]
335
00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:19,700
Back for Christmas.
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00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:30,433
Much love--
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00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:56,800
Hermione."
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00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:16,767
[slapping desk]
339
00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:20,767
[ripping paper]
340
00:22:23,867 --> 00:22:25,333
[toilet flushing]
341
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:45,300
[telephone ringing]
342
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,267
Hello?
343
00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:50,567
ELEANOR (ON PHONE):
Hello, James.
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00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:52,233
Eleanor, darling.
345
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:53,367
You got my message?
346
00:22:53,467 --> 00:22:54,967
ELEANOR (ON PHONE):
Oh, how are you?
347
00:22:55,067 --> 00:22:56,867
I was scared to
death I'd miss you.
348
00:22:56,967 --> 00:22:58,233
ELEANOR (ON PHONE):
You're in Los Angeles.
349
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:02,367
Yes, we've done New York,
Chicago, Philadelphia.
350
00:23:02,467 --> 00:23:03,800
Now I'm here at last.
[chuckling]
351
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,267
ELEANOR (ON PHONE): Oh, I
didn't know exactly when--
352
00:23:05,367 --> 00:23:06,200
And listen, Eleanor.
353
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,567
I've got some great new.
354
00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:10,300
She's left me.
355
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,500
She's gone.
356
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,033
ELEANOR (ON PHONE): Left you?
When?
357
00:23:13,133 --> 00:23:13,967
Oh, quite suddenly.
358
00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:15,233
[knocking on door]
359
00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:16,467
ELEANOR (ON PHONE):
What do you mean, James?
360
00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:17,933
Oh, hold on a minute.
361
00:23:18,033 --> 00:23:19,267
Yeah, come in.
362
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,000
Oh, uh-- put it in
the bedroom, will you?
363
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:25,000
Thanks.
364
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,133
So what time are you arriving?
365
00:23:26,233 --> 00:23:27,433
ELEANOR (ON PHONE):
Not till 9:30.
366
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:28,967
JAMES: Oh, that means a
late dinner, I suppose.
367
00:23:29,067 --> 00:23:30,300
ELEANOR (ON PHONE):
Oh, it doesn't matter.
368
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,900
Well, I suppose I'll survive.
369
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,967
Oh, thanks very much.
370
00:23:33,067 --> 00:23:34,333
I'll survive till then.
371
00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:35,600
ELEANOR (ON PHONE):
[chuckling] You usually do.
372
00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:36,867
Yes.
373
00:23:36,967 --> 00:23:38,100
ELEANOR (ON PHONE): What
are you going to do?
374
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,200
What do you mean,
what am I going to do?
375
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,067
I'm going to build
a glass house.
376
00:23:40,167 --> 00:23:41,700
A range of glass houses.
377
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,967
Settle down.
378
00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:44,367
ELEANOR (ON PHONE):
You don't mean it.
379
00:23:44,467 --> 00:23:45,367
Yes.
380
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:46,633
I'm going to give
up being a doctor.
381
00:23:46,733 --> 00:23:49,833
[chuckling] I'm fed
up with transplanting
382
00:23:49,933 --> 00:23:52,667
bits of people who are dead
to people who ought to be.
383
00:23:52,767 --> 00:23:54,100
[chuckling]
384
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,200
ELEANOR (ON PHONE): I just
don't believe you, James.
385
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,700
What about the hospital?
386
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,600
JAMES: Uh-- eh-- hold on a sec.
387
00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,800
Just a minute, darling.
388
00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:00,733
ELEANOR (ON PHONE):
James, what is it?
389
00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:03,067
James.
390
00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:04,633
[envelope ripping]
391
00:24:05,767 --> 00:24:06,600
James?
392
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:12,300
James.
393
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,233
Hold on a minute, darling.
394
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:18,067
"Dear Madam, Thank you for you
letter of Friday the fourth
395
00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:20,400
of March accepting our
estimate and for the house
396
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,300
keys you enclosed.
397
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,967
We shall be starting
work outside immediately
398
00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:29,367
in order to complete by
Christmas as promised.
399
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:31,267
We confirm that the work
involved is as detailed
400
00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:34,800
[inaudible] Supplying and
erecting aluminum greenhouse
401
00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:36,733
as shown on the
enclosed drawings.
402
00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:43,300
Cl-- clearing existing
conservatory, moving shed,
403
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:51,700
lifting old flooring,
digging up foundations
404
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,400
and laying new floor."
405
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:54,300
[music playing]
406
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,400
ELEANOR (ON PHONE):
James, are you there?
407
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,567
James?
408
00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:04,733
Well, what's the matter?
409
00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:05,900
James?
410
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,800
James.
411
00:25:13,567 --> 00:25:14,400
[music playing]
412
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,000
[music playing]
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