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Mm. Mm, mm, mm.
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Oh, does Jacques' have a new chef?
What is this?
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It is an Eggo
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Fancy
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Would you mind
if I put a little syrup on it?
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I would not; we are not
that kind of establishment
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Mm. Mm, mm, mm.
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Mm. Mm, mm, mm.
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Mm!
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Mm!
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It's nice to not have anything
in your head, isn't it?
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Join us. We're livin' out loud
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Okay
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Mm! Mm, mm, mm.
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-Hey, guys
-Hey, Grace
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Hey. You know, if you want
some breakfast, I'd order now
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'cause in about a half an hour
the lunch menu kicks in
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It is Hot Pockets
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Hmm.... I'm gonna wait for the Pocket
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Just a reminder
tomorrow's my birthday
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Just another reminder, my husband
abandoned me to help the needy
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so the presents need to
be bigger and better
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I got you something great
You want a hint?
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No! You know I have to be surprised
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Remember two years ago how upset
I got when you left your present out for me to find?
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"Left it out"?! It was hidden
in a storage locker in Queens
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That I rented under an assumed name
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You bit through a combination lock
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Just make sure
it doesn't happen again
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Oh, poor Grace
Alone on her birthday
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Yeah, poor Grace
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Know why I'm laughing?
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'Cause you're single?
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No. I've arranged to have Leo come back early
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to surprise her for her birthday
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-Huh? What? Peas and carrots, peas and carrots?
-What? Huh? Hubub, hubub?
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Well, how'd you do that, Willona?
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It was actually easy
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I chartered a camel from Mombasa
to take Leo to a landing strip in Malindi
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where a gypsy helicopter
will fly him to Nairobi
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And from there, it's just a
short, 32-hour flight with about 15 layovers
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I could have flown him direct
but it's like a hundred dollars more
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I know. Good, right?
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No-- I was laughing
'cause-- you know, you're single
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Surprise!
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Ohh! Ahh!
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Aah!
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I just broke my favorite bookmark
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Wh--where is everybody?
And why are you nude?
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What are you doing here?
You're not supposed to be back till Sunday
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It is Sunday
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It's Saturday
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It can't be. I left on Saturday
and I've been on ten planes
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and a bus, and what I'm still
convinced was an anti-semitic camel
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Guess that's why they wouldn't
give you the kosher meal
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You know, the flights were no picnic either
I had to sit through Lilo and Stitch 17 times
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Not that I don't appreciate everything
you did to get me here
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but did you know that for only
about $100 more, I could have flown direct?
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Oh, you're kidding!
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Wow. That, uh...
Will, that robe needs pants
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Hey. Lotta men wear shorty robes
James Caan wears a shorty robe
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Look, if there's no party tonight
I'm just gonna head home
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You know, I'm exhausted,
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they lost my luggage
and five minutes into the flight
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the stewardess spills
a tray of orange juice all over me
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By the time we flew over London
bees had built a hive on my lap
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No, no, no. No, you can't go home
You'll ruin the surprise
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You gotta stay here tonight
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Look, you can crash in my bedroom
and tomorrow you can help me with the party
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How are you with a pastry bag
and rosette tips?
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I never tried 'em, but why don't
we hold each other for awhile
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and we'll see how we feel after that?
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Hey
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What are you doing here?
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It's my birthday eve
I'm alone. I'm staying over
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No, you can't!
You--you gotta get out of here!
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Why do I have to--
Wait a minute--
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You want me out?
Oh--you're in a robe
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Oh--I smell orange juice
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Oh--I have no idea what's going on
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All right, look, the gig is up
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You want your birthday present?
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'Cause I might as well
just give it to you now
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No, tomorrow
It has to be on my real birthday
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Well, then, you better get outta here
because it's on its way up here
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No, no, wait. I don't wanna see it
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Well, then, you better get out!
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Oh!
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Not the elevator! It might be in the elevator
Use the stairs
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Okay, but first thing tomorrow morning
I'm coming over
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Good, fine, go
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Okay. Oh--
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Leave it, leave it, leave it!
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Hellooo?
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I need you and Karen to keep
Grace busy all day tomorrow
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I can't, I have plans
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I just hooked up with the cute ugly guy
from the Kiehl's counter at Barney's
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Does he have any of that
pineapple papaya facial scrub?
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Because everybody's out of it
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Thank you
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Leo got back a day early
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and I don't want them running into
each other 'cause it'll ruin the surprise
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No problem. I'd be happy to help
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Hey, why the long robe?
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Come on, get up
it's my birthday!
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Happy birthday, honey!
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Thank you
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Okay. Here we are, honey
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Surprise!
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Whee!
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An arcade?!
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All this just to bring me to
an arcade a block from my apartment?
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Why did you have to cover my head?
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'Cause your hair's a disaster
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Ugh... I fell asleep in my clothes
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You'd think after two days
this orange juice would have dried
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Oh, you got a message from...
Air-Picture-of-a-Gazelle
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They still haven't found your luggage
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Yeah, I knew I was in trouble when
my boarding pass was a coconut
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I gotta get some stuff for the party
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I still can't find a decent
vegetable glycerin soap for the guest bathroom
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It makes me insane
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Anyway, help yourself to whatever's in the fridge
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Unless it's marked "party. " Or "Will's."
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Oh, and when you wipe down
the counter top, use water only
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You know what polished concrete's like
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I can't believe you haven't found a man
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I know
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Oh... And if you want a little entertainment
while I'm gone, I just got Xanadu on DVD
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That finally came out on DVD?
I guess all my letter writing paid off
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Yeah
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You know, there's an extra
ten minutes of roller ballet?
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That's great, you know,
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'cause the first time I saw it
the roller ballet felt short
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I know. Okay, don't answer the phone
and stay put
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Don't answer the phone and stay put
Okay, I got it. Have fun
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Psst-- Like Xanadu?
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Who doesn't?
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Here you go
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Hmmm. Ten extra minutes of roller ballet
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Excellent
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What's better than a Vanilla Coke and a jalape?
chili dog on your birthday?
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A breath mint?
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Hey, guys
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Look what I got from my skee ball tickets
It's a monkey on a trapeze
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I'm tired of it
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Okay. Come on. I wanna go on
the Dance Dance Revolution machine
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You can't, Grace
Somebody's on it
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Oh, let me take care of this
I'm good with kids
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Hey. Puberty
Step off!
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No way
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Okay. Well, wouldn't it be more fun to play with
my "make your own fake I.D." kit?
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Cool!
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Ohh...
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Come on, Grace
You're up
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Remember, just follow the arrows
and try to keep up with the beat
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Okay, honey, shake your booty
Shake your groove thang. Shake your--
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Do those move?
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Not only do they move, they--
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They don't move
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Okay, hit it
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Oh, please
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This is easy
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Ooh, okay
Here we go
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Crap! Crap! Crap!
Son of a bitch!
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Now I have to pee!
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Come on, Jackie
Why don't you give it a try?
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I don't know, Karen
I'm not much of a dancer
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Scary bathroom, scary bathroom
Gotta find a clean one
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Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Gotta pee!
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Who left the seat up?
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Sorry. That was me
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That's all right
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I forgot how good that was
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Mm-hmm. If it weren't for my three wives
in Africa, I would have forgotten, too
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Don't give me that face
You're still my favorite
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You're an ass
I missed you
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Me, too
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You got anything to eat?
I'm starving
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All Will had in his fridge was a
soothing eye mask. I only got half of it down
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When were you at Will's?
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I wasn't
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-But you just said that you were--
-No, I didn't.
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Crap. Will flew me in to surprise
you for your birthday
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But I got here early, so he's been hiding me
in his apartment so I wouldn't ruin the surprise
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Oh, my God, that's unbelievable
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Wait, does that mean
there's not gonna be a real gift?
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I feel bad I wrecked it, you know?
The poor guy went to so much trouble
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I'm not gonna go into the details
but it involved a VW bus, a leaky canoe, and a very
awkward breakfast with Desmond Tutu
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Poor thing
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I know. He didn't win the Nobel Prize
for chewing with his mouth closed
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No. I mean, poor Will
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He did all of that just to surprise me 'cause
he knows just how much I love surprises
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We can't ruin this for him
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Well, surprise!
It's ruined!
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Not necessarily
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I mean, I know
But he doesn't know that I know
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So if you go back to Will's and pretend
that you never saw me
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then he'll never have to know that I knew
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No.
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No, "knew".
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No! I'm not going back there
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There's shorty robes and Xanadu
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and coffee mugs that have to
go in the exact same place every time!
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Come on. He did this for me
Do this for him
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Now, is there anything different about you
from when you left Will's apartment?
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I got the orange juice out of my clothes
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Aaahh!
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Hey! I hope you don't mind
I borrowed your shorty robe
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Or, as the guy in the
laundry room called it, my penis ruffle
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You went to the laundry room?!
I told you to stay in the apartment!
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What if Grace had seen you?
What if Grace had been in the laundry room?
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She wouldn't be doing laundry
but there is a candy machine down there
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Get out here; I wanna
go over the plan with you
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Ah, yes. The plan
You had it laminated...
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You say that like it's a weird thing
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Okay, 6:00, you go over to Jack's and wait there
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6:15, everyone will arrive, fun, fun, fun
chit-chat, presents. Then
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7:30, you wait in the hallway,
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I'll open the door, you jump
in and yell "surprise!"
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Damn it, the coffee cups go up here!
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Do I have to draw you a diagram again?
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If you are gonna be a guest in this apar--
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I saw her, okay?
There's no surprise
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What?
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I--I-- After you left
I went to our apartment and Grace saw me
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You wh--? Why?
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I needed something to wear
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I gave you my clothes
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Please. Your clothes
are too tight on you
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Great. This is the worst thing
that's ever happened!
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Hey, I just came from Africa
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Do you have any idea
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how many people there are suffering
from ruined surprise parties?
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Wait a minute
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If Grace knows,
why did she send you back here?
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Because she was so touched by what you did
she asked me to play along so I wouldn't spoil the surprise
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Aww... This is supposed to be her surprise
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but she's more concerned about my joy
at seeing her surprised than her own joy at being surprised?
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Dude, I don't know
I'm just happy to have a dry crotch
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Wait, wait... we gotta proceed with this plan
You can't tell her I know
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It's over, Will. She knows.
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00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:33,346
Yeah, she knows, and I know
but she doesn't know that I know she knows. It can still work
246
00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:38,259
Ahh!
247
00:15:38,259 --> 00:15:46,571
All must be as it was
248
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,755
Oh, my God...
249
00:15:47,755 --> 00:15:53,282
This game is amazing!
Honey, look, I'm winning, I'm winning!
250
00:15:53,282 --> 00:15:57,272
Karen, that's a change machine
251
00:15:57,272 --> 00:16:05,726
I don't care what you call it
Where do we cash in these buttons?
252
00:16:05,726 --> 00:16:08,091
Hey, guys
253
00:16:08,091 --> 00:16:09,211
Where have you been?
254
00:16:09,211 --> 00:16:13,124
You were gone so long
we had to eat your funnel cake
255
00:16:13,124 --> 00:16:24,390
Wait a minute. We're not the only ones
eating your funnel cake. You had sex
256
00:16:24,390 --> 00:16:26,855
Come on, give it up
Who was it?
257
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,399
I ran into Leo
258
00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:32,053
But you can't tell Will I found out
259
00:16:32,053 --> 00:16:35,356
I mean, I know
But he doesn't know I know
260
00:16:35,356 --> 00:16:42,801
And now that you know I know
you can't let Will know that you know I know, you know?
261
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:48,411
No... Do you know?
262
00:16:48,411 --> 00:16:55,244
I think I know
But I'm sure I don't care
263
00:16:55,244 --> 00:16:58,362
Okay, you fill him in
I need to go pee again
264
00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:02,905
Oddly, the bathroom here
is cleaner than the one at home
265
00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:11,312
Poor Grace. Her surprise is ruined. Right?
266
00:17:11,312 --> 00:17:15,550
We should help her, Jackie
It's her birthday. She deserves a real surprise
267
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,142
Now put your thinking cap on
268
00:17:17,142 --> 00:17:23,931
What would be a bigger surprise
than Leo showing up?
269
00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:30,564
Blanket Michael Jackson
I've got it! Leo not showing up
270
00:17:30,564 --> 00:17:37,269
Ah!
271
00:17:37,269 --> 00:17:41,948
Karen, it's beautiful
Thank you
272
00:17:41,948 --> 00:17:43,800
You're welcome, honey
Happy birthday
273
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:48,279
Oh, and... See this one right here?
It's pure cyanide
274
00:17:48,279 --> 00:17:53,889
So if you're ever in a jam
just bite down hard. Wear it in good health
275
00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:55,906
Now, now me, me, open mine
276
00:17:55,906 --> 00:17:56,599
Thanks, Jack
277
00:17:56,599 --> 00:18:01,430
I wouldn't get too excited
It's probably just another one of his headshots
278
00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:12,282
It's not a headshot
Okay, it's a headshot
279
00:18:12,282 --> 00:18:16,462
Oh, and look. An updated
rejume on the back
280
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:20,385
Ooh, 7:30. Time for my present
And it's a big one
281
00:18:20,385 --> 00:18:23,041
Now, let me see... That's funny
282
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:26,534
Could have sworn I brought it in here
283
00:18:26,534 --> 00:18:29,057
Maybe it's in the hallway
284
00:18:29,057 --> 00:18:32,564
What kind of present would be
in the hallway, I wonder?
285
00:18:32,564 --> 00:18:34,398
What do you think it is?
286
00:18:34,398 --> 00:18:39,826
I hope it's another party
'cause this one's a snooze
287
00:18:39,826 --> 00:18:45,259
-Happy--
-Oh, my--
288
00:18:45,259 --> 00:18:46,249
Where is he?
289
00:18:46,249 --> 00:18:48,748
Yeah, where the hell is he?
Wait a minute, what do you mean, "he"?
290
00:18:48,748 --> 00:18:49,073
Leo
291
00:18:49,073 --> 00:18:50,379
You knew he was coming?
292
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,460
Of course I knew
Didn't you know I knew?
293
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:56,195
Yeah, I knew you knew, but I didn't
want you to know I knew you knew
294
00:18:56,195 --> 00:18:59,283
That I did not know
295
00:18:59,283 --> 00:19:02,890
I just kept up this whole charade 'cause I wanted
you to have a good surprise on your birthday
296
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:06,697
I only did it so that you would
have the fun of surprising me
297
00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:11,501
Aww...
298
00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:12,658
Happy birthday
299
00:19:12,658 --> 00:19:15,856
Thank you, sweetie
So where's my husband?
300
00:19:15,856 --> 00:19:24,188
Surprise!!
He's not coming!
301
00:19:24,188 --> 00:19:27,460
Man, we got you!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
302
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:32,062
Okay, come on. Come on
seriously, where is he?
303
00:19:32,062 --> 00:19:34,523
We're not sure.
304
00:19:34,523 --> 00:19:36,158
No. Once we drove him out of town
305
00:19:36,158 --> 00:19:39,596
and dumped him in a ditch
it's anybody's guess
306
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,483
What were you thinking?!
307
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:43,395
You threw him out of a car?!
308
00:19:43,395 --> 00:19:47,457
Hey, calm down
309
00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:52,045
We just thought that it was so sweet
that you wanted to surprise Grace
310
00:19:52,045 --> 00:20:02,894
and that she wanted to let you surprise her
and, well, we just wanted you both to get what you wanted
311
00:20:02,894 --> 00:20:08,711
Aww...
312
00:20:08,711 --> 00:20:09,563
Wait...
313
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,230
Does any of this look familiar?
314
00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:19,035
Yes, I remember passing this orchard
315
00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:21,576
Oh, there he is!
Holding up all those apples
316
00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:22,828
Oh!
317
00:20:22,828 --> 00:20:26,650
That's an apple tree, brainiac
318
00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:33,855
Wait. I smell orange juice
Pull over. Pull over!
319
00:20:33,855 --> 00:20:35,881
Why, look, it's Leo
320
00:20:35,881 --> 00:20:40,934
But I thought he was in Africa
321
00:20:40,934 --> 00:20:42,211
Surprise!
322
00:20:42,211 --> 00:20:46,507
Oh, my god, I had no idea!
This is the best birthday ever!
323
00:20:46,507 --> 00:20:47,148
Who wants cake?
324
00:20:47,148 --> 00:20:50,750
No, no cake, please
I've been stuck out in the cold for two hours
325
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,299
I'm freezing, I'm covered in mud
326
00:20:52,299 --> 00:20:57,789
a weirdly-aggressive deer
just tried to mate with me
327
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,773
Oh, now I know where we are
328
00:21:00,773 --> 00:21:02,365
There is no surprise, okay?
329
00:21:02,365 --> 00:21:04,973
We all know it. He knows
she knows, and they know
330
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:08,425
we know, and you know he knows she knows
and she knows they know and now everybody knows
331
00:21:08,425 --> 00:21:13,525
I know, so just stop pretending!
332
00:21:13,525 --> 00:21:15,672
Ah, screw it
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