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We depend on you, Sakov.

If our British friends need suffer one little setback...

and we shall be ahead.

You have no need to worry.

Setbacks are my specialty.

That's why I chose you for this mission.

You have a certain reputation in these matters.

You can rely on me.

There's no doubt about it. It's Sakov, all right.

He's traveling in the identity of a german businessman.

Her Vokas, he call himself.

Vokas, oh, of course.

That's Sakov speak backwards.

A typical touch of his humor.

The question is, what is one of the world's most

astute freelance agent's doing in England?

THE SECRET SERVICE

THE CURE

GREENWAY NURSING HOME

Is well? In a nursing home?

I have a right to sound worried.

I can assure you Savok is not in England for the good of his health.

Yes, Bishop. I heard you.

You sound concern about this man... Sakov.

I do indeed.

And I want you to find out why he's here.

As always, Bishop. I am at your service.

Her Vokas, as he calls himself,

booked into a private nursing home.

A place called Greenway.

I believe I've heard of it.

The doctor who runs it, uses some rather unusual methods, as I remember.

I want you to get down there right away.

Take the cure and keep an eye on Sakov.

My dear Bishop, I hardly think I would fit

into a nursing home run by a crank doctor.

Exactly.

You'll be as conspicuous as a hair on an egg.

That's why Sakov will never suspect you.

Hair on an egg, an amazing thought.

All right, Bishop. I leave in an hour.

But why you should be going into a Nurse home?

There's nothing wrong with you, isn't there Father?

It's not an ordinary nursing home,

a health farm I think they call it, Mrs. Appleby.

You look healty enough to me, Father.

Prevention is better than cure.

A few days rest and a change of food.

Oh Father, I hope there's nothing wrong with the food I give you.

Oh, Mrs. Appleby. No, of course there isn't.

I'm glad hear that, sir.

Did you want to see me, Father?

Yes, Matthew, I'd like to have a word with you.

In here, if you will.

Would you excuse us, Mrs. Appleby?

Yes, Father. I'll going pack your suitcase.

Where is it this time, Father?

No time to explain, Matthew.

We must ger prepare to for the road.

Ready whenever you are, Father.

These are some of your fellow guests, Father.

Colonel Johnson.

Mr. Bergson and Mrs. Dunlop.

And over by the window, Her Volsak.

Ah, Her Volsak, I trust you find the view interesting?

Very, I am an ornithologist, in amateur way, of course.

Of course.

And you, father, are you hoping to lose a pound or two?

Hoping to gain something, actually.

All you'll gain here is good health.

Your diet will be strictly controlled.

And you will spend two hours in my therapy theater.

In the morning and in the afternoon.

I'm looking forward to it.

And talking of the therapy theater...

It's time for your treatment, Her Vokas.

If you will come with me.

Well, Matthew, what are your first impressions?

Sakov's a smooth operator.

But I bet he's no bird watcher.

Yes, I wonder what he was really looking at out there.

2:27. That's very fair.

Fair? It's near the record of his class.

This GK2 is certainly proving its capabilities.

Yes, every motorist's dream.

had a little GK2 to distill water

and we have a liquid equivalent to high octane petrol.

No motorists could afford it.

I know Gk2 is expensive to produce.

But think of the military potential.

Enough in one test tube to drive a tank a thousand miles.

- What is that? - Carrot Juice.

Carrot Juice?

Well, I'm certainly looking forward to whatever's under that cloth.

I've worked up quite an appetite.

- Carrots? - Raw carrots.

The Doctor. Klam does not allow any other food in the clinic.

Uncooked vegetables.

Small wonder all the patients seem to have a lean and hungry look.

Anchor not after the good things of the earth, father.

That maybe so, Matthew.

But an agent marches on his stomach.

To going praise.

Here, Matthew. You try one.

Thank you, Father.

I think I'll try and see what our friend sakov is up to.

Eat that inside the case, Matthew.

Right, Father.

Going somewhere, Father?

Oh, who, you did me a little fry load up the spoil.

I was about to try find Her Vokas.

Her Vokas? Why, he's in therapy theater.

- Are you certain? - Of course.

Where else would it be?

THERAPY ROOM

Father Unwin, the theater is occupied.

I realize you're anxious to experience the joys of the Klam therapy theater.

But you must contain you zeal.

It's all right, doctor. I'm ready to leave.

I suggest's father only appears

to be so eager, you begin his treatment.

An excellent idea.

Please Father, go behind the screen.

I will send the orderly to you immediately.

If you insist.

Matthew, I'm in the therapy room.

Could the sabotage attempt on that car have been Sakov's work?

I don't see how.

It appears he was strapped to a bed whilst in the therapy theater.

Sakov must have been here the whole time.

I don't understand.

When the Bishop told us about the of the experimental race track...

and the fact that this clinic practically overlooks it,

I felt certain it was Sakov.

Yes, most baffling.

Listen, Matthew. I want you to get over to the track.

Maintain a careful watch on the reserve car.

All right, Father. but how do I get there?

The Bishop has arrange for an agent to collect the case.

He won't know what's inside.

I understand.

And what you be doing, Father?

I assume that I will be experiencing

the deep joys of the therapy theater.

Yes sir, I understand.

I collect the case at the Greenway's Clinic...

and take it to the experimental race track.

And, what then?

Stop about 50 yards from the pits.

And carefully conceal the case at the side of the track.

Yes, sir. And then?

- Then you go home? - Home?

- Home, Blake. - But, sir...

I don't understand.

May I ask what's in the case?

If I told you it contained one of our most valuable agents, would you believe me?

- No, sir, I'm afraid I wouldn't. - As I thought.

On your way, Blake, I want that case at the race circuit in 15 minutes.

Well, there is nothing wrong with GK2 fuel.

Tell that to the driver.

It's a miracle he's still alive.

Look, we're on the edge of breakthrough.

All we need is money for another month's work.

Don't try to convince me.

The minister is on his way to see it himself.

Well, you just get that reserve car ready.

Leave the rest to me.

Now, stop 50 yards from the pits.

Thank you.

Father? Father?

Father Unwin, can you hear me?

Ah, Matthew, it's good to hear a friendly voice.

You sound a little strange, Father.

I suppose Klam's therapy is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

However, what is your next move?

Well, I think the best place to keep an eye on things is in the car.

Excellent idea Matthew, yes. I wish you luck.

What's going on, Father Unwin?

Who are you talking to?

Oh, you jumped me up a load out of my skin. Oh, folly, folly, folly.

This is a much more comfortable position. Could we maintain it for a little while.

The Klam recliner moves at random.

Any tension is registered and it moves,

to facilitate a greater blood flow to the head.

Thus relieving tension.

Most ingenious. But in my case it seems to

increase tension rather than the relaxed one.

Strange.

Ah, I see the trouble. That hearing aid.

No, doctor, you mustn't take that.

It's interfering with the impulses.

You will find that the recliner will work perfectly now.

Doctor Klam, it's imperative that I have that hearing aid.

Doctor, doctor, come back here!

Relax my dear sir. Just relax.

doctor Klam! Ohhh!

[SPEAKING LATIN]

Literally translating: "Oh miserable me, I've had it".

Very apt.

As the minister responsible,

I am always interested in new developments.

But after this morning's crash, it will take a faultless demonstration

to convince me to put government money into GK2 project.

I am sure, sir, you will find the test run satisfactory.

The car's been fitted with two fuel packs.

- One contains normal pretroleum. - The other, distilled water.

- Distilled water? - Yes.

I'll add 10 grams of GK2 from this test tube.

The car will run approximately 10 laps until the commencing...

exhausted and then switch to the GK2 tank.

And we'll show the lap times are as good,

if not better when the car is running on GK2.

Well I think I'm a fair man.

If it does what you say it will. I'll be convinced.

I would like to help you, but I'm afraid Dr. Klam will never forgive me.

What are you doing, may ask?

Behind this panel is an air duct.

It's a a tight squeeze, but I can just manage to wriggle through.

- Where does it lead? - Just to the back of the clinic.

It's, uh, its a way of coming and going without being observed.

To tell you the truth. I'll go and buy myself a meal.

I let you in a secret.

I can't stand carrots.

So you go to the race track for more appetizing fair.

What you mean?

You will not there this morning about the time of the crash.

I underestimated you, Father.

You failed.

The demonstration should be about to start and I was informed

a security cordon had been thrown round the track.

- Then you underestimated me. - What you mean?

This morning's escapade was a cover.

During the confusion, I switched the test tube containing GK2 with one of my own.

It's contents will produce a much more violent reaction.

I assure you.

I tell you this knowing that unlike myself.

Those traps will keep you here for the next hour.

By then I'll be out of the country...

And the GK2 car will be a mangled heap of steel.

Goodbye, my dear Father Unwin.

Doctor! Doctor Klam!

Come in, Father. Father, Unwin?

Doctor Klam, please. It's imperative you release me.

Father Unwin!

Father Unwin, there about start the demonstration.

Well, here we go.

Is the GK2 in the distilled water tank?

Of course. Here. Have a souvenir.

Will someone please help me.

I have information of an impending disaster.

Thank you, thank you so much.

You're not cheating, Father. It's a matter of life and death?

Yes it is, indeed, but we're wasting time.

Quick, where's my hearing aid?

Dr. Klam had it, Father. I do not know where it is.

Five laps completed.

Another five and the driver will switch to GK2.

- How's going, Dave. - Fine.

First tank about half empty.

Well, there's only one thing to do.

We'll be switching to GK2 fuel tank in approximately two laps.

Just about one lap left, sir.

And then I think you're in for a surprise.

What's going on. Who allowed that vehicle on the track?

- Stop the test! - What?

It is essential that car is stopped.

Are you mad? Who are you anyway?

There is no time for explanations. Stop that car if you will.

Another couple of miles and I'll switch to the GK2.

No, no, the car will explode.

Ah, phone de security people.

Hey, come back here!

What is going on? Stop!

He's taking the radio.

Matthew, Matthew, can you hear me?

You must stop that car.

Who is it? Is that you, Pete?

I can't hear you probably.

Matthew, it's essential you stop that car immediately.

Look. I don't understand what's going on, but I'm switching to GK2.

No, Matthew!

Changing to GK2.

- Now! - Matthew!

Well done, Matthew.

- Driver? - Yes.

Go to the pit and tell them to analyze the contents of the second tank.

I think you will find it contains something very different from GK2.

What is Matthew doing here, Father?

Why can't eat in the kitchen like he always does.

This is a very special occasion.

That's right, I've been to the valley of shadows.

You mean he seen the light?

Let's just say that he's acquired a greater stature since this morning.

Now Mr. Appleby, the food, if you please.

Oh yes, Father. Of course.

Raw carrots? Oh dear!

That's right, carrots.

Doctor Klam telephoned, he said I wasn't to ler neglect your diet.

Carrots, indeed. Oh, folly, folly.

There's a lack tasty chew.

Subtitles: Kilo