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THE VICARAGE REV. STANLEY UNWIN

Father Unwin?

Father Unwin?

Over here, Mrs Appleby, over here.

Here Mrs Appleby.

Oh, there you are.

I can't understand why you don't get yourself a modern car.

You're always having to work on this one.

Nonsense, Mrs Appleby. Gabriel may be over

40 years old, but it's good for another 40 yet.

Well, my young nephew's got a lovely new saloon.

It's a pleasure to ride in it.

A tin can, Mrs. Appleby.

A veritable tin can.

Now with Gabriel one can experience motoring as it was meant to be.

The open road, the feel of power underfoot.

- Drafty! - No, no, healthy.

- Noisy! - Exhilarating!

Odd to drive, said so yourself.

Well, yes, it needs a masterly hand.

But look Mrs. Appleby, just look at it.

Original.

Every nut and bolt.

Look at the workmanship. This car would...

This car would take you anywhere in the world.

- Anywhere in the world. - Are you all right, sir?

Yeah! Yes, yes.

Just a slight dizziness, huh?

It's the sun in your ball patch out here all day without your hat.

It's nothing, it will pass.

Ah!

It'll pass.

Father Unwin.

Matthew!

Matthew, come and help me!

Father Unwin's collapsed.

THE SECRET SERVICE

ERRAND OF MERCY

Now you know what the doctor said.

Put away that paper and get some rest.

I'm perfectly all right, Mrs. Appleby.

You really shouldn't have bothered Dr. Brogan.

Oh, yes, yes. I know.

Now you take a couple of these pills.

- It'll help you sleep. - Tablets.

Send them to Africa. That's where they're really needed.

Come along now you've got to look after yourself.

Ah, they taste terrible.

That's it.

Now. I'll turn out the light and leave the door open.

Call out if you want anything.

Good night, Father.

Good night, Mrs. Appleby, and thank you.

PLAGUE IN CENTRAL AFRICA

Medical supplies urgently...

Anywhere...

Anywhere!

In...

the world.

Well, men,

it's on. You will leave after the briefing.

- Are you ready? - Ready.

- Most certainly, we're ready. - Right gentlemen.

If you will look at the map you'll see

the first stage is non-stop to Timbuctoo.

Here you'll land and refuel.

The petrol supply is in the desert five miles north of the town.

Yes. I have it on the flight map.

Good. Now stage two.

Due south to a jungle clearing.

Here you will pick up the medical supplies.

I see.

And from there to Bishopsville.

Yes, Dr. Purple will be waiting.

Now men, this is the most dangerous stage of the journey.

Two brave men have already tried and failed.

- Shot down by enemy jets. - We'll get through, sir.

Good show I'll get up to the control tower

and personally supervise your takeoff.

Right, men. On your way.

Control to tea for two.

Tea for two to control, engine run up complete.

- Ready for take off. - You are clear for takeoff.

Here they come now, sir.

Everything all right, Matthew?

- Everything's fine. - Good! Lifting off.

Ah, lovely sight.

Beautiful.

Good luck, Tea for two.

Engine sounds sweet, Father.

All original, Matthew. Vintage 1917.

We're over the channel.

Turn right.

Roger, Matthew, roger.

Ah it's starting to rain.

Right. Prepare to switch on wipers.

- Ready. - Switch on.

Now.

The weather should get better. We'll soon be over the alps.

But it certainly can't get worse.

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

Nonsense, Matthew. What's the oil pressure?

Pressure steady on 30.

Look out!

You look a little pale, Matthew.

That was close, Father.

Too close.

Just in providence. Just in providence.

You'll soon be over the burning sands of the desert.

There it is, the refueling station.

Excellent navigation, Matthew. I'll take her down.

ENGLISH TEAS SERVERD DAILY

- Seems deserted. - Anyone around?

Round the back!

- Fill her upper, efendi? - If you would.

Don't I know you from somewhere?

Oh, it's quite possible.

People are always dropping in for afternoon tea.

Quite so.

Got the kettle on now, as a matter of fact.

- Careful cup? - That would be delightful.

There we are.

Full to the brim.

Come on then, let's go into the shack.

Don't look much from the outside, but it's home.

Charming, utterly charming.

Better close the door.

That sand gets in everywhere.

Oh, right you are.

There we are,

a pot of tea.

Two eggs, three minute boiled.

Is that right, efendi?

Exactly right as always.

Oh, don't you be too long, father.

We have a schedule to keep up.

Goodbye.

What a nice gentleman.

Didn't care for the navigator, though.

Struck me as bone eyed.

- What a beautiful day. - You're right.

Next stop, the jungle clearing.

We should be there by nightfall.

A rather pleasant spot, Matthew.

I'm glad you think so father.

I get the feeling hidden eyes are watching us.

- What was that? - I have no idea, listen.

We're surrounded.

You seem to be right, Matthew.

But at all costs we must stay calm and await our fate.

I'm afraid the situation is a little difficult, Matthew.

I'm sure this is the right clearing.

But the language is the problem.

They don't seem to understand medical supplies.

My dear sir.

Listen for a moment, will you?

It's no good father.

I think they're preparing for a sacrifice.

And the sacrifice seems to be us.

I have an idea, Matthew. It might just work.

Ah, yeah! Matthew and I a very travel safari long load here

for the medical uh supplies of the surplus to Bishopsville.

Supplies. Very good.

Exactly, let me explain, uh,

we have in the medic hold for the hypodermy.

- Hypodermy. - And the stethoscops.

Stethoscops?

- And Bandage. - Bandage.

- Ointment mold. - Ointment mold.

All this deep joy of medical supplies.

Medical supplies.

Stethoscop?

Bandage surgical.

- Medical! - Bandage!

All tackle, deep joy and thank it on behalf of

Matthew and myself from the bottom of my heart.

Great thank you for your deep joy

of hospitality and stuffy with the knife and fork.

Oh, yes. Deep joy especially after we sorted

out the slight misunderstand of corpse.

We will carry out our mission. Next stop, Bishopsville.

Get back, everyone.

We're taking off.

Make one stand it back throw, we're floating after.

Look Matthew, sunrise over Africa.

It's gain to be another scorcher.

In more ways than one.

If I remember rightly, we were told this

would be the most dangerous part of the mission.

Jungle drums, father.

A primitive but very effective radar right here.

They'll know we're on the way.

- Better take her up. - Right.

Hold tight, Matthew. I'm taking evasive action.

My, my. I hope that didn't scratch the paintwork.

Keep going, father. We're nearly out of range.

Very funny.

Ceasefire.

We made it.

Just so, Matthew. That there's a long way to go.

I'm sure they will try everything they can to stop us.

Yes, this 91 to control.

Control here.

I' ve have visual contact with de bandits, Sir, but...

You sound frightened.

What's wrong?

Sir... I'm afraid...

It's... It's a model T.

- A model T? - Yes, sir.

1917.

Now, listen.

I realize there are only three of you.

But it must be stopped.

I understand, sir. We'll do our best.

That's lider do squadron. Prepare to attack.

Jet fighters, Father. They're closing.

Right.

I have visual contact, as they say.

They're heavily armed.

Ah, that we can out speed and out maneuver them.

We'll be all right.

Commence attack, fire at will.

Hold tight, Matthew. I'm opening her right up.

Two down, one to go.

Press hold attack. Press hold attack.

Here comes the last one, father.

Don't worry, we should have the edge for speed.

I'm not so sure.

- He seems to be staying with us. - I see.

Hold on, I'll try and shake him off.

They're turning right, general.

This time I'll get them.

Very naughty of me to give an erroneous signal.

However, in the circumstances.

- Be careful, Father. - Have no fear, Matthew.

You'll never pull out.

You'll never do it.

Oh, dear. I trust the pilots not seriously injured.

Come in one.

Come in two.

Come in, anybody.

Mercenary leader here, general.

What happened? Where are you?

In a tree, general.

- All jets destroyed. - All destroyed.

By a model T, 1917.

What a chance did we stand?

Dr. Purple. Dr. Purple.

Come in, come in.

We brought the medical supplies you so urgently required.

My dear fellows I must congratulate you.

Can I get you anything?

All I need is about a week's sleep.

Yes, I must admit. I'm feeling a little drowsy myself.

Of course.

Through here, gentlemen, through here.

Remember what the doctor said.

Rest, lots of rest.

I can't understand why... Don't get yourself...

- Noisy! - Exhilarating!

Well, my young nephew's got a lovely new saloon.

Father Unwin, wake up.

Wake up, Father Unwin.

Anywhere in...

in the world.

Time to wake up, Father.

Matthew, yeah.

- What time is it? - It's 11:30.

You slept for 14 hours.

How do you feel?

Oh, fine, fine, fine.

They say a trip to Africa is as good as a rest.

What was that, father?

It was of no consequence.

I feel like a drive.

- Get Gabriel out of the garage. - If you feel up to it, Father.

Certainly. I do we'll go somewhere exciting.

Exotic.

Hampshire Heath.

My dear brethren.

Today I would like you to give a little

thought to those in far-off places who

do not have the good things of life

that we sometimes take for granted.

Subtitles: Kilo