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HEALEY AUTOMATION COMPUTER EXPORT DIVISION

Hello...

This is Healey Automation.

There's been...

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Are you there?

THE SECRET SERVICE

From what you've said, Sommers, there's no doubt that the new...

KX20 mini-computer was stolen by Dreisenberg's agents.

That's right, and furthermore, we know that the computer...

is in the Dreisenberg embassy at this very moment.

And I suppose they use diplomatic immunity to get him out of the country.

That would seem to be their plan.

The ambassador's flying the country tomorrow.

No doubt his luggage will include the mini-computer.

And there is absolutely nothing we can do about it.

Now, listen here, Sommers. You know perfectly well...

Healey automation had export orders

in excess of £500 million over the past 10 years.

You can't just sit there and say there's nothing we can do.

I repeat, there is nothing we can do about it.

But there is someone in our organization who certainly can.

This is a assignment for the BISHOP.

A CASE FOR THE BISHOP

This is British Intelligence Service headquarters. Operation Priest.

We have a very important assignment for you, BISHOP.

One moment.

Right, scrambler in operation.

Yes, the whole thing is very clear to me.

I understand perfectly. Your wishes will be carried out.

I can't over emphasize the importance of this assignment.

And whatever happens, the interception must not take place at London Airport.

Ah, Matthew, you seem to be doing a splendid job.

Thank you sir.

Matthew, we have work to do, I just had a message from the BISHOP.

The guard's condition is still critical, Mr. ambassador.

But there are no other details in the report.

Hardly surprising.

You don't advertise security lapses.

Yes sir, your plan worked perfectly.

This time tomorrow we'll shall be flying home.

With the minicomputer.

And those British fools can't do nothing about it.

You know, Father, there's a lot of people would like...

to get their hands on this equipment.

Indeed they would, Matthew.

Incidentally, you can drop the accent. We're quite alone.

- Are you ready. - Quite ready, Father.

Alright Matthew, now I think we ought get started the soon is possible.

Into the case should you go.

Good luck, Matthew.

Testing, one, two, three...

- Four, five. - Loud and clear.

Are you receiving me?

One, two, three, four, five.

Loud and clear, Matthew. Fine, we're ready to go.

Matthew, do you have a good view?

Yes, thank you, Father.

Provided the traffic's not too bad we should be at the airport in half an hour.

AIRPORT AUTHORITY

All right, Matthew, you should be safe here.

Now, synchronize watchs.

- It's just coming up to 18:16. - Check, 18:16.

I'll call you again at 24 hours.

Matthew, can you hear me?

Your information was correct.

There's no work in progress here tonight.

All right, Matthew, now you know what to do.

Yes, Father.

So far, so good. The hangar is completely empty.

And we're in luck.

They are inspecting the aircraft's engines.

And one of the cowlings is still open.

I will be able to do it. I think it's going to work.

Excellent.

Next check call, 09:00 hours tomorrow morning.

- Good night, Father. - Good night, Matthew.

- Matthew, can you hear me? - Loud and clear, Father.

They've completed checks on the aircraft.

And so far I have remained undetected.

That's good.

Now you're due to leave in an hour. I will wait for you to contact me.

Right, Father.

Did you call me, Father?

No, Mrs. Appleby, I didn't call.

You been talking to yourself again, Father?

No, Mrs. Appleby, I was talking to someone far, far away.

Engine starting, Father. We're taxing out for take off.

Thank you, Matthew. Call as soon as your airborne.

Well it all worked according to plan.

In that suitcase lies the key to our country's future prosperity.

All done right under the nose of the British government.

And thanks to diplomatic immunity,

they weren't even able to open our cases.

We are now airborne, Father.

Very well, I shall be joining you shortly.

The time has come.

Oh, don't be so morbid, Father and when.

You look perfectly healthy to me.

Talking to yourself again, were you?

No, Mrs. Applebee, I was talking to someone up there.

Ah, I see. I see.

I don't understand, we should be over the sea by now.

Air traffic regulations, Your Excellency.

We have to fly west for 50 miles...

before we take the airline to Europe.

Oh, I see, there's nothing to worry about.

Now we are airborne, nothing can stop us.

Matthew, according to my calculations...

- you shoulb now be over Oxford. - You're exactly right, Father.

How about you? Are you on schedule?

Yes Matthew. I'm paying on schedule.

Matthew, I'm afraid I'll may be slightly delayed.

Did you realize sir that you exceeded the speed limit?

I'm afraid I didn't, officer.

Well, you will be reported for the question to be considered

prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit.

Quite so.

You're not obliged to say anything unless you wish to do so,

but what you say may be put into writing and using evidence.

Oh, yes, righty scribbly in your bookery.

All that true word speed of your pen slowed must deceive my eye bold.

I didn't quite catch that, sir.

Oh, "parlo", I'll explain this.

Matthew, my gardener is deep joy with

green fingers in the garbage, you understand?

- I see. - Yes.

Well, now we've got this urgent mission for the BISHOP.

You understood for the bishop of that?

- Right. - You do.

Right, unfortunately Matthew is trapped in the engines all rotating rows.

- Rotation rows? - Yes.

Yes, that's the rotating engine bolt.

You spell it with "ENG", engine bolt. Right.

- Now, this doesn't.-- - You know...

- Engine bolt. - Engine bolt.

Trapped now...

This is a cause in the vibrate in his eardrums

he might crush you for low apart.

We must get there before it's too late.

It's a matter of life and death.

- A matter of life or death, you say, sir? - Absolutely.

And what is your destination, sir?

Oakington Airfield, officer.

But it has been closed to air traffic for four years, sir.

Nevertheless that's where I'm going.

- Matthew, did you hear all that? - Yes, I certainly did, Father.

How far behind schedule are you?

Well, with a bit of luck I should still make it.

Particularly with a police escort.

You should now be approaching Oakington.

You're right again, Father.

We're right over Oakington.

Right, Matthew. You know what to do.

Flight Alpha XR-140 to London Tower.

Failure on the inner port engine.

Returning to London.

Roger Alpha XR-140.

We are turning back. What is happening?

I will find out, your excellency.

Matthew, what's happening now?

Trouble, Father, we seem to be heading back towards London Airport.

They are obviously feel quite happy about flying with three engines.

Let's see how they feel flying on two.

OK, Father, cutting port outer.

Alpha XR-140 to London Tower. Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!

Port engines failed.

Request to stanby for emergency landing.

Roger, Alpha XR-140.

London Tower to Alpha XR-140.

Divert to Oakington Airport.

It is approximately15 miles from your present position.

- Thank you, officer. - I hope you're on time.

For, whatever it was you're supposed to be on time for, sir.

Thanks again, officer.

I will mention your cooperation to the BISHOP.

Father, we are approaching the runway now.

I'm sorry, your excellency, there was no alternative.

With two engines out of action,

we had to make an emergency landing.

The first question that has to be answered, Captain...

Is why did two engines failed?

But we'll deal with that later.

What happens next?

We were in radio contact with London Airport, Your Excellency.

They have radioed the local police and their

car will be here to pick us up at any moment.

Okay Matthew, you can come out now. Well done.

Here I come.

- I say, is anyone on board? - tha must be the police now.

What about the computer?

Don't panic. Remember, we've diplomatic immunity.

Quick, get me back to normal size, they might be armed.

Not Matthew, we'll do it my way.

Keep out of sight.

- Oh, good morning. - And this is a police car?

Are you the ambassador for Dreisenberg?

Of course I'm the ambassador. And who are you?

Just a humble servant of the Lord.

No photographs please.

The ambassador said, no photographs.

Get that camera out of here.

What are you doing? What is that noise?

Your Excellency!

That wasn't a camera, Ambassador.

It's yet another invention you would like to get your hands on.

And diplomatic immunity won't save him this time.

Don't just stand there. Do something.

Now listen carefully.

The device we've just used is the only one in existence.

Disobey my orders and the ambassador will never return to normal.

It will remain as small as the country it represents.

Give him anything they wants.

I want that suitcase with the computer you stole from our government.

Just push it over the side.

I don't know what you mean, what computer.

You know very well what I mean.

The ambassador has only his personal luggage on board.

The police are arriving at any moment,

I suggest we let them handle the situation.

Thank you, Excellency.

Good morning, are you the ambassador of Dreisenberg?

I'm.

Ive been radioed by Scotland Yard to pick you up.

Get out of that car!

All right, drop the emergency chute. I want that computer.

Well Matthew, I think we can claim success.

Thanks to your minimizer, Father.

Thanks to the late Professor Humbert's minimizer.

Father, it's the ambassador and his aide.

They must stole the police car.

Aim for your tires, Matthew, be very careful.

Make sure you don't hit the ambassador or his aide.

Someone is definitely firing back at us.

And It's obviously not the driver.

But your excellency there's no one else in the car except the driver.

They're getting a little too close, Matthew.

Don't worry, Father. I'll keep them back.

Remember the blind bend ahead, Father.

Don't have fear, Matthew,

I'm well acquainted with this stretch of road.

Look out!

Keep them a little longer, Matthew,

We're nearly home.

Two eggs three minute boil is that right, sir?

As always, Mrs. Applebee, you are exactly right.

I wish you thought I was right about Matthew.

Do you know he had another day off yesterday?

I'm sure there was a very good reason for it, Mrs. Applebee.

The trouble with you, Father, you can't see bad in no one.

and did you get your inspiration for the sermon this morning.

Indeed I did, Mrs. Appleby, indeed I did.

Today my dear brothers, I would like to show you a book.

Which belonged to the late Professor Humbert.

A dear friend and member of this congregation.

Just a book containing his life's work.

But every time I open it, I find his contents helps me...

to do fulfill what I consider my life's work.

Trying, in my own small way,

to bring the maximum good to mankind that I can.

This is something we should all try to do.

And now I would like you to join me in singing a hymn,

that remained a favorite of the professors from early childhood,

to the end of his deaths.

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