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I've got it!
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I got it!
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I got it, Herman.
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Hello?
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Who?
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Herman Munster? Yes, he's in.
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But he's out right now.
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Wait just a minute.
I'll get him. Hold on.
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Herman. Hey, it's for
you. Long distance.
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Dumb old doorknob.
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Hello?
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What? Germany calling?
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Yes, this is Herman Munster.
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Who?
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Dr. Frankenstein?
Dr. Frankenstein?
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He's been dead since 1832,
but take the call anyway.
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Hello?
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Mr. Munster, this is
Dr. Victor Frankenstein IV.
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I believe you were acquainted
with my great-grandpapa...
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the original Dr. Frankenstein.
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Acquainted? He made
me what I am today.
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I'm leaving for the
United States tomorrow...
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and I rather thought
of looking you up.
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You want to see me?
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I'm bringing with
me something...
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that I think will be of more
than passing interest to you.
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Goodbye.
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Johann, calm down.
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Johann, do calm down.
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I want you to be on
your best behavior...
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when you meet your
American cousin tomorrow.
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Herman, why didn't you tell Lily
about that phone call the other night...
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you got from
Dr. Frankenstein IV?
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You see, he called
me again this morning.
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He's in town...
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and he doesn't want me to discuss
his visit with anyone until he sees me.
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He says it's a matter
of great importance.
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Well, if you ask me, I think
it's a touch. I don't think so.
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Anyway, I'm gonna stop by
his hotel on my way to work.
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Eddie, you take those curlers
off your ears this minute.
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Nobody's going to notice
me with just plain pointed ears.
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Can't I curl them just a little?
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No, you can't. Eddie,
your mother is right.
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We don't want any child of ours
going to school and being stared at.
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Boy!
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Well, goodbye, dear.
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I'm off to the parlor. Bye-bye.
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Herman, just a minute.
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Herman, I want you to ask
Mr. Gateman to let you off early Friday.
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What's up?
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Don't you remember? We're going away
for the weekend to Happy Valley Lodge...
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just the two of us.
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And the weatherman has promised
thunderstorms and lightning.
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It'll be just like a
second honeymoon.
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Johann, how many
times do I have to tell you?
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This is a very respectable
hotel. We do not eat the furniture.
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Go back into your closet.
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Back!
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Stop that pounding.
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If you don't behave, I shall take
your brain out and put it in backwards.
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Now, you stay quiet in
there while I answer the door.
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Mr. Munster.
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Dr. Frankenstein, I presume?
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Do come in. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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You know, you look a lot
like your great-grandfather.
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He was quite a man.
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You just don't find those
old country doctors anymore.
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Mr. Munster, I will
come straight to the point.
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I have brought with me something that
I think you would like to have a look at.
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But you must be careful not to mention
it for reasons that will become obvious.
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I hope it's something my wife
wouldn't mind me looking at.
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Mr. Munster, prepare yourself.
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Mr. Munster, meet Johann.
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Doc, is it safe?
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Oh, yes, I have him
absolutely under my thumb.
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Back into the closet. Back!
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Well, what do you
think of Johann?
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Well, he's quite handsome, but
he certainly isn't much on small talk.
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I suppose you're
wondering how I ran into him.
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I am slightly puzzled. I mean,
faces like mine don't grow on trees.
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Please sit down. Thank you.
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Before my grandfather perfected
you, if you'll pardon the expression...
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he had one or two near misses.
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Is that so?
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Yes. Johann is
one of the rejects.
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He was discovered
about six months ago...
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living in the woods on the old ancestral
Frankenstein estate in Germany.
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He'd managed to
survive since 1815.
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He was terribly uncivilized...
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running about the countryside,
frightening young maidens...
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and terrifying the populace.
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Well, I did a little of that
myself before I got married.
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You know, Mr. Munster, you
have been polished by civilization.
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But I'm afraid our
friend Johann...
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needs some of the rough
edges knocked off him.
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Oh, I get it.
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You want me to go in the
closet and work him over.
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No. I want you to
take him home...
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and expose him to
some of the refinements
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and niceties of life
that you have achieved.
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But I would like to keep
the experiment quiet.
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For instance, I wish you wouldn't
blab about it in front of your wife.
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I won't say a thing.
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I'll stick the old boy
down in the dungeon...
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and slop some of my
charm on him in secret.
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Good.
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Johann.
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Johann, you will come out now.
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You will behave yourself and
you will go with this nice man.
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Gee, what happened to him?
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I sometimes use a little mental
telepathy, a sort of mild hypnosis.
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But you must watch
him, it won't last.
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We'll get along fine.
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Come along, Johann,
we're going bye-bye.
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Herman, you'd better
calm him down...
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before I bang him on the
nose and spoil his good looks.
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Please.
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Johann, you will calm down.
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You will calm down.
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You will now behave.
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We will now continue
with our reading lesson.
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"Look, look, look. See John run.
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"Look and see John
run. Run, run, run."
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Now you try it.
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Oh, very good.
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You see, he's pronouncing
his consonants much better now.
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Yeah? He ain't exactly ready
for the Harvard debating team.
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He's taking to
civilization very nicely.
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And I think my jacket on him
gives him a certain savoir-faire.
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It's right off the rack
at the Salvation Army.
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Golly, it's 1:05.
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I promised Dr. Frankenstein I'd drop
over and give him a report on Johann.
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Will you carry on till I get
back, Grandpa? Okay, Herman.
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Now, Johann, we shall
continue the lesson.
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Herman! Hmm?
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I want to know what you've been doing
down in that dungeon the past few days.
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And what were those
grunts and groans?
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What I've been
doing down in the...
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I've had a sore throat.
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And Grandpa fixed me
up some cough syrup.
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Yeah, that's right, he fixed me up
some cough syrup and I've been gargling.
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Herman, where are you going now?
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I have an appointment
with the doctor.
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That's right. That's who
I'm going to see, the doctor.
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All right, Herman. But be
sure and come home early.
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Remember, we're going
away for the weekend.
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Yes, dear.
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Come and help me pack.
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"Run, run, run.
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"Run, run..."
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Forget it.
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I'm going to go upstairs and watch
Life Can Be Wonderful on television.
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Hang around, I'll be right back.
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And that concludes
another episode of...
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Life Can Be Wonderful.
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Two divorces, a broken
home, a bus accident...
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and three suicides.
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Nothing interesting ever
happens on that show anymore.
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I think I'll look in the icebox, see if
we have any chopped lizard livers.
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Now for cartoon time.
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♪♪
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There you are, Herman.
You're back already.
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What are you doing
there watching television?
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As you know, we're going
away for the weekend.
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My, aren't we in a grumpy mood.
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Oh, dear. Your
laryngitis is worse.
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Didn't the doctor
do anything for it?
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Come along, dear. Come on.
You can rest in the car on the way.
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I'll drive.
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Come along.
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Come on, Herman, I know
that's your favorite program...
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but we really have to get going.
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Well, have a nice time.
Where are you going?
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Aunt Lily and Uncle Herman
are going to Happy Valley.
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We'll be back Monday.
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So long. Don't worry about a
thing and have a nice weekend.
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Bye now.
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And then I said to
the travel agent...
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"Make sure you get us
reservations in a very nice place...
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"because if there's anything
we can't stand, it's weird people."
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And so he suggested
Happy Valley Lodge.
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And I told him that we
wanted everything just right.
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'Cause we were considering
this weekend a sort of a...
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second honeymoon, and then...
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Herman, what's the matter?
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Stop mumbling, for heaven's
sakes, and say something.
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Run, run, run.
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Look, look, look.
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All right, dear. If your
throat's that sore, forget it.
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Hi, everybody, I'm home.
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Anybody here?
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Hey.
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Hmm?
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Hey. What do you
think you're doing?
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Don't grunt at me,
you miserable creep!
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Burn! Burn! Grandpa.
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Burn!
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Grandpa! What's
the matter with you?
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That's no way for a
self-respecting Republican to act.
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Herman, it's you!
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Of course it's me.
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So it is.
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You know, I kind of thought you'd
came a long way from, "Run, run, run."
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I get it. You thought
I was Johann.
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By the way, where is Johann?
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Herman, I've got something to tell
you and I think you better sit down.
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I don't want to sit
down. Where is Johann?
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Johann has gone off for the
weekend with your wife, Lily.
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Well, that's no
reason to sit down...
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just because Johann has gone
off for the weekend with my...
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With my...
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That dumb old Dr. Frankenstein!
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I'll kill him!
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I'll kill him! I'll kill
him! I'll kill him!
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Hello, operator!
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Emergency!
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What? Oh, just a minute.
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Where are we calling, Grandpa?
The Happy Valley Lodge.
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The emergency's about to
happen at the Happy Valley Lodge!
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Do I know the area code?
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I don't even know my own name
and you're asking me for details.
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What?
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Now what's the matter? The
operator told me to put my daddy on.
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Hello? Listen.
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We want to call the
Happy Valley Lodge...
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area code 416...
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person-to-person,
Mrs. Lily Munster.
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That rotten old Johann,
running off with my wife.
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On top of everything else he
took my new fishing pole with him.
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What?
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What is it? Tone
it down, please.
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I'm sorry, operator. Would
you please speak a little louder?
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Please, Herman.
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Speak a little louder. My stupid
son-in-law is banging his head on the wall.
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Doesn't everything
look wonderful?
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A romantic dinner for two.
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Herman, you light the candles.
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That's right, dear. Save your
voice, but light the candles.
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Herman.
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Come on, Hermie. Come out of there
so we can have a romantic evening.
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They're ringing it now.
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Give me the phone. All right.
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Aren't they yummy?
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Yummy. Yummy.
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Run, run, run.
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Herman, I've never seen
you act this coy before.
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Silly.
248
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,282
Hello?
249
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,557
Hello, Lily? This is Herman.
250
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,527
Herman...
251
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,987
It can't be you on the phone
because you're here in the closet.
252
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,532
She says I'm in the closet.
253
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:04,229
In the closet? Give me
that phone, you big boob.
254
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,768
Hello. Lily Munster,
this is your father.
255
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,138
Now, hear this.
256
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,836
Grandpa, is this
some kind of joke?
257
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,440
A joke?
258
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,408
Yes, calling up here
and imitating Herman.
259
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:20,717
No. That was Herman's
voice. You see, he's right here.
260
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,649
Very funny, Grandpa. But
Herman is right here with me.
261
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,589
And I don't want you bothering
me anymore with your silly jokes.
262
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,406
Poopsie, you can come out now.
263
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:49,341
Run, run, run.
264
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:52,040
Play, play, play.
265
00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:58,718
Just fancy that.
266
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,455
You mean to say that Johann is
rendezvousing at Happy Valley Lodge...
267
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:03,621
with your wife?
268
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,164
That's right.
269
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:08,399
And I don't think it's what
you English guys call cricket.
270
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:12,928
You know, we agreed to smooth out
the rough edges, but this is ridiculous.
271
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:16,141
Perhaps I could resort to
long-distance hypnotism.
272
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,939
I've had some success
with Johann in the past.
273
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,916
Johann. Johann.
274
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:30,018
I'm calling you.
I'm calling you.
275
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,057
The area code's 416.
276
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,455
Yes, thank you very much.
277
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,921
Johann. Johann.
278
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,131
These will help
your laryngitis, dear.
279
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,466
Herman.
280
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,764
What's the matter, Herman?
281
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:54,378
What's come over you? I
always thought you liked grapes.
282
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,650
I am calling you.
283
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:11,927
Johann, come to me. Come to me.
284
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,662
Do you think you're
getting through to him?
285
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,463
I'm sorry, chaps, I
seem to have botched it.
286
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:22,771
I'm afraid I don't have the flair for this
sort of thing that my great-grandpapa had.
287
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,978
Jolly good effort,
Johann! You returned.
288
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,643
Ask about my fishing pole.
289
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,786
Herman Munster,
you come back here.
290
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,982
How dare you run out on me?
291
00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:40,754
Madam, I'll thank you to take
your hands off my creature.
292
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:43,625
Your creature nothing.
This is my husband.
293
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:47,098
No, Lily. This creature
is your husband.
294
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,136
I know what I see
here is not true.
295
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:59,770
And I'm not going to get excited.
I'm just going to simply keep calm...
296
00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:01,814
and cool and I...
297
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,083
Lily!
298
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,694
You come out of there.
Lily, please open up.
299
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,699
Do come out, madame.
This is Johann's closet.
300
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:25,604
Although Johann is the exact
duplicate of your husband...
301
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:28,106
he is extremely
uncouth and uncivilized.
302
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,538
That's right, Lily.
303
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:33,204
And Herman and I were trying to teach
him some manners and how to read.
304
00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,339
That's what we were
doing down in the basement.
305
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,475
I thought you were acting
unusually stupid last night.
306
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,412
My wife is very perceptive.
307
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:45,381
The way things have worked out, I think
it best if I take Johann back to Germany...
308
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:46,857
to be tutored in private.
309
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,225
But I do want to thank
you all for your help.
310
00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:51,096
Come, Johann.
311
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,857
Say goodbye to the nice people.
312
00:23:56,168 --> 00:24:02,031
Run, run... run.
313
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,279
I think we'd better be
going. Come along, Johann.
314
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,112
Goodbye, Doctor.
315
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:16,984
Bye-bye, nice having
you. Bye, Johann.
316
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:23,724
Herman, what are you doing
with that first-grade reader?
317
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,998
Well, shucks, I just wanted
to see how it comes out.
318
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:32,298
"See John and
Jane with the ball.
319
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:36,301
"See John and Jane
play with the ball.
320
00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:39,804
"Play, play, play."
321
00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:46,952
"Play, play, play. Look
at John and Jane play."
322
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:50,181
Grandpa, I just had
a terrible thought.
323
00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:53,850
Do you think Dr. Frankenstein
could have gotten mixed up?
324
00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:57,195
I mean, taken Herman
and left me Johann?
325
00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,791
Of course not, Lily.
326
00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:01,562
Anyhow, if you ask me...
327
00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:04,262
there's not enough
difference to worry about.
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