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Eddie, get your
surfboard in the car.
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We're ready for the
beach. Okay, Mom.
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Well, I'm all set.
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With a little luck, I might
dig up a couple of old friends.
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Is the hamper all
packed, Aunt Lily? Yes.
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I even brought a jar of ants.
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Good idea. Yes.
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It would be just our
luck to get there...
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and have none of the little dears
show up and spoil our picnic.
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Here comes Pop.
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Pop, are you really going to go
swimming when we get to Paradise Cove?
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When we get to Paradise Cove...
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I'm gonna swim out way
over my head and everything.
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You can meet up with some very interesting
things way out in the briny deep.
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So much for the national news.
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We have a report of a Russian trawler
in local waters right off Paradise Cove.
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So far, they've stayed
beyond the three-mile limit...
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and they claim to be fishing.
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But who knows what the results of
this little fishing expedition may be.
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What a beautiful spot. Yes.
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But it certainly
was strange, dear.
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Those hundreds of people running
off the beach just as we arrived.
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Well, it's probably just another
one of those jellyfish scares.
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Herman, where are you going?
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Hmm?
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Where are you going?
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I'm going scuba diving, dear.
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And if I run into any
tasty-looking scubas...
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I'll spear one, we can clean
it, and have it for supper.
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Come on, Grandpa.
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Let's find a spot where I
can bury you in the sand.
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Okay, Eddie, but this
time bury me deep.
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I don't want any crazy dogs
digging me up like last time.
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That Russian trawler
spotted off our coast...
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is still in the vicinity
of Paradise Cove.
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They have their nets out and they
are still beyond the three-mile limit.
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Well, good fishing, comrades.
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Come on, Grandpa.
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Okay, let's go.
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These wolf burgers
are almost done.
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Eddie, go down to the water
and call your father for lunch.
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And by the way...
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where did you bury Grandpa?
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I sort of forget. He's
around here someplace.
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Hey, Dad!
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Dad!
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Mom, I don't see Pop anywhere.
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Nonsense, Eddie.
He's right over there...
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Heavens to Betsy, he's gone!
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Oh, dear. I hope
nothing's happened to him.
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I knew I shouldn't have let him go
in the water without his sea horsie.
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Aunt Lily, what
are we going to do?
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Eddie, here, take this and
poke around for your grandpa.
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I think I found him.
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Can't a body even get
some shuteye around here?
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Grandpa, something's happened.
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We think that Herman's
been washed out to sea.
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So what's the problem?
He's Sanforized.
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We've got to find him.
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I hope a whale
hasn't eaten my pop.
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I wanted him to help me
with my homework tonight.
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Why did he take up that
silly scuba diving hobby?
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You know, Lily, when Herman
gets caught up in a hobby...
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he really gets caught up in it.
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Good night.
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Well...
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Scuba dooba do.
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Oh, yeah? Well, the
same to you, Charlie.
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What did the Bureau of
Missing Persons say, Grandpa?
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Well, they say that
Herman didn't qualify.
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Didn't qualify?
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He's missing, isn't he?
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He qualifies as missing,
but when I described him...
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they said he didn't
qualify as a person.
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Oh!
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My poor pussycat.
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Where, oh, where can he be?
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I don't know how I'm gonna
make you chaps understand me.
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You speak English!
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Well, isn't it a small world.
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Yes, I speak English.
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Me speak English.
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Me speak English.
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Well... Where did you
learn it? On the TV.
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We watch Russian
reruns, Dobie Gillis.
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I'll be darned. TV.
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It certainly is a great
medium for cultural exchange.
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You very valuable
anthropological find.
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Thank you.
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I do my best.
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Uh...
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Say, listen, have you fellas
heard any good jokes lately?
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I heard a keen
one the other day:
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What has four wheels and flies?
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Could be new secret weapon.
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Come on.
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You're supposed to ask me,
"What has four wheels and flies?"
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Okay, sea monster.
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What has four wheels and flies?
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A garbage truck.
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A garbage truck?
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Garbage truck.
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Say, listen. You're
a very good group.
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Here's another one
that'll really grab you.
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Trawler number 47.
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Reports finding missing link
near the United States of America.
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Definitely puts Russians
ahead in missing link race.
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00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,763
Please advise.
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Composite picture en route...
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to Commissar on missing links.
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Answer immediately.
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This report top-secret.
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Repeat. Top-secret.
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I've just got a
Russian top-secret.
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First one of the day.
Good work. What is it?
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That's from a Russian
trawler just off our coast.
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They radioed Moscow.
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They found a missing
link in their fishing net.
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Claim it's a scientific
breakthrough.
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What's this missing
link look like?
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Here is a composite we just drew up
from the Russian ship's description of it.
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I can't imagine...
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what that's the missing link to.
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Just a minute.
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Moscow is sending another
top-secret back to the Russian ship.
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"Stupid idiots.
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"From your description,
this is not missing link.
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"You have obviously captured
new kind of American spy."
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An American spy.
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You'd better get this over to
the State Department right away.
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00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,409
They won't be back from
lunch yet. It's only 3:00.
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That's a chance we're going to
have to take. Go on and get over there.
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How often do the Russians
capture an American spy?
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This is an emergency. Yes, sir.
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00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,631
Well, Grandpa, Herman
is nowhere to be found.
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Have you gotten anything
on that crystal ball of yours?
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Wait a minute.
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I'm adjusting the fine tunings.
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Hold it.
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I think I'm getting
something now.
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What is it? I see an ocean.
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I see a boat. Do you see Pop?
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00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:05,585
Now hold it. It's
coming in clear now.
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There he is. I see
Herman. What's he doing?
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He's on a ship...
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and he is leading up a bunch of
funny-looking men in community singing.
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00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,633
That's ridiculous.
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00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,806
But, Lily, I saw it.
It was right there.
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That crystal ball has
never been the same...
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since Spot sat on it for three
days and tried to hatch it.
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♪ Down by the station ♪
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♪ Early in the morning ♪
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♪ See the little
puffer bellies ♪
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♪ Standing in a row ♪
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♪ See the engine driver ♪
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♪ Pulling on his throttle ♪
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♪ Toot, toot! ♪
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♪ Toot, toot! ♪
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♪ Tweet, tweet! ♪
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♪ Tweet, tweet! ♪
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♪ Off we go ♪
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Now, everybody.
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♪ See the engine driver ♪
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♪ pulling on his throttle ♪
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♪ Toot, toot! ♪
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♪ Tweet, tweet! ♪
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♪ Off we go ♪♪
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Herman, you've
got to stop singing.
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Why? What's the
matter? Was I off-key?
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I just contact Moscow
on the wireless.
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Do you know what
you are, Herman?
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What I am?
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I get it. It's gonna
be one of those jokes.
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No, Valeiry, what am I?
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You are a spy.
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A spy? A spy?
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A spy?
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Valeiry, are you sure of this?
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Moscow wired me this morning.
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Our missing link
is international spy.
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But I not want to tell you...
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until after you finished that
lovely song about the puffer belly.
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00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,039
But I think there
must be some mistake.
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00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:08,377
If I was an international spy, I think
someone would have let me know.
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I've been in the State
Department over 15 years...
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and never saw a spy this ugly.
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00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,716
Yeah, Charlie, but you
never know what new
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gimmick the top brass
might have come up with.
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I guess you're right.
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We'd better check it out and see
which department launched this project.
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This may be top-secret stuff.
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And that's a classified
face, if I ever saw one.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the
wall, the Cisco Kid is having a ball.
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Never mind, John.
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You don't have to use
the code. It's me, Charlie.
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I just wanted to know...
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if that thing the Russians say they
captured could be one of our agents.
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Impossible. Impossible.
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You, uh...
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You've never seen him
around here, have you?
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No, sir.
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Well, then this is obviously
a crude Russian hoax.
203
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:04,801
Pass that on. This is
definitely a crude Russian hoax.
204
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,771
Dawson, this is just
a crude Russian hoax.
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"State Department
exposes crude Russian hoax.
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00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,749
"Story of spy on
Russian trawler a fake.
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00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,223
"No such person exists."
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00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,951
Look, they have Pop's
picture in the paper.
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That's my Herman.
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That Russian trawler we
heard about on the radio.
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They must have picked up Herman.
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How could a grown man go
out for a harmless little swim...
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and wind up being captured
by the Russians as a spy?
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I'll admit it's difficult,
but in all the world...
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only my son-in-law has the
talent to do anything that stupid.
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"Russian spy story a fake."
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Oh, to be embarrassed in front
of our glorious leader like this.
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By the way, who is our
glorious leader this month?
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Never mind.
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I know who our glorious
leader is. I was just testing you.
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What message should I send
to the fishing boat, Commissar?
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To think that Mother Russia
should be embarrassed...
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in front of the
whole world like this.
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Here is the message
I want you to send:
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Whatever you have
found, missing link...
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deep-sea creature...
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whatever this
ugly, ugly thing is...
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do not bring it back.
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Get rid of it immediately.
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Dump it into the ocean or
whatever, but get rid of it.
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I have your message, Commissar.
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"Russian Pipe Dream."
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Stroke.
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Stroke.
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Grandpa, do you think
we're doing the right thing?
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I tell you, Lily, this
is the only way.
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If the State Department
won't help us...
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we'll have to rescue
Herman ourselves.
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00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,591
I guess you're right.
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00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,155
But we better hurry.
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00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:16,168
There's no telling what those
people will do to Herman.
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He's so defenseless.
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00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,340
Do you think the Russians
will brainwash him?
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If they do, I hope
they're careful.
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I'd hate to have a son-in-law
with a dishpan brain.
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Thank you.
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00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,773
Thank you, friends.
248
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,538
You heard the message
from the Commissar?
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Herman has got to go.
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00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,407
Yeah, but who's got
the heart to tell him?
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Now, ladies and
gentleman... I have plan.
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We give Comrade
Herman farewell party.
253
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:09,913
I see.
254
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,754
We kiss him on both cheeks
and then we shoot him.
255
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,064
He's too nice guy for
Russki farewell party.
256
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:22,226
We give him nice, decadent
American farewell party.
257
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,801
Like in MGM musical.
258
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:30,203
Good, we have much
singing, dancing, laughing.
259
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,906
After that, all of a sudden,
we shuffle him off to Buffalo.
260
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,676
Hey!
261
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:41,753
Hey!
262
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:44,780
Hey!
263
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,952
Listen, Grandpa. They're
torturing poor Herman.
264
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,024
Do you think he'll
be able to hold out?
265
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:53,066
Don't worry, Lily. He's
got nerves of steel.
266
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,830
Yes, but I just hope they
don't rust in this damp air.
267
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,865
♪♪
268
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:16,814
It was a fine idea we give
Herman farewell party, Gregor.
269
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,882
It was only way we
could get him to leave.
270
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,700
It's times like this I'm glad
I'm a Lawrence Welk fan.
271
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,003
Notchey, baby, you're a gasser.
272
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,786
And I thought he was in danger.
273
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,481
And what do I find?
Herman-a-go-go.
274
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:53,092
Lily, maybe they are
there torturing him.
275
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:57,426
I mean, that's not exactly Juliet
Prowse he's wiggling his watusi with.
276
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,628
Well, I'll put a stop to that.
277
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:46,510
They just don't build these
things like they used to.
278
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:47,874
Herman?
279
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:49,805
Lily.
280
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,041
And Grandpa.
281
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,610
What are you doing out here
in the middle of the ocean?
282
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,088
That's what we'd
like to ask you.
283
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,594
Who are they?
284
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,727
You read your
propaganda booklets.
285
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,631
They're capitalistic
tools of Wall Street.
286
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,033
In the books they wasn't green.
287
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,769
You know what I think?
288
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:16,673
I think that you are just
a carousing playboy...
289
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,502
and so are all of
your wild friends.
290
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,980
Just playboys.
Playboys! Playboys!
291
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,177
No, Lily, that one's a girl.
292
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,282
Herman, I'm ashamed of you.
293
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:30,983
My son-in-law,
the dirty old man.
294
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,186
Herman, you are coming with me.
295
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:37,827
Yes, dear.
296
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:43,157
But, lady, we're only
having a little farewell party.
297
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,135
Well, farewell to you.
298
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,969
You just take your
yacht of corruption...
299
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,135
and revelry and sail
on, home wreckers.
300
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,575
Don't talk that way
in front of my friends.
301
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,645
Herman, come along.
302
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:10,420
Well, fellas, Notchey, goodbye.
303
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,694
If you're ever in Mockingbird
Heights, look me up.
304
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,303
That's what Americans
are really like.
305
00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:28,107
Holy mackerel,
what party poopers!
306
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,311
Let's go.
307
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:32,482
♪♪
308
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:41,558
Lily, won't you let me explain?
309
00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:47,463
Grandpa...
310
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:51,800
will you tell that miserable person on
the couch that I am not speaking to him?
311
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:55,073
Miserable person on the couch...
312
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,575
your wife is not
speaking to you.
313
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,903
You hear that, you fathead?
314
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,278
Please, Grandpa, just translate.
315
00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:04,783
Never mind the
editorial comment.
316
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,985
Even I'm surprised at you.
317
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:11,649
I never thought my dear,
sweet, kind uncle would go ape.
318
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:17,251
Well, golly-gee. How would you like
it if you were pulled out of the ocean...
319
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:18,809
in a fishnet and
dumped into a hole...
320
00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:21,925
and have a bunch of people
think you were a missing link?
321
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:26,570
I tell you that sort of thing is
very damaging to your psyche.
322
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:32,276
Why were you carousing
with those people?
323
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:37,242
Well, Lily, I was just trying to be one
of the boys and friendly and all that.
324
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:41,711
After all, dear, I am a member of the
Junior Chamber of Commerce, you know.
325
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,115
You've just got to forgive me.
326
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:47,319
The way they do on
television every afternoon...
327
00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:49,055
on The Guiding Light.
328
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,057
Go ahead, Lily.
329
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:54,066
Make up with the big slob
before he starts blubbering...
330
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:57,592
and washes all the furniture
out into the street again.
331
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:03,338
Well, all right.
332
00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,167
I forgive you.
333
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:07,437
Thank you, dear.
334
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,807
That's real wizard of you.
335
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:14,951
But I want you to forget about
those Russian friends of yours...
336
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:18,388
and all of that singing and
dancing and carrying on.
337
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:21,152
I certainly will,
dear. I promise.
338
00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:23,393
All right.
339
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:28,059
Now, come on upstairs,
we'd all better get to bed.
340
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,792
I'll be up in a
minute, sweetheart.
341
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,524
♪ Down by the station ♪
342
00:24:56,595 --> 00:24:58,393
♪ Early in the morning ♪
343
00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:00,365
♪ See the little
puffer bellies ♪
344
00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:01,957
♪ Standing in a row ♪♪
345
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:04,202
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