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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,020 --> 00:00:07,938 How're we doin' in there? 2 00:00:07,939 --> 00:00:10,724 It's coming, it's coming. 3 00:00:12,743 --> 00:00:14,177 Ah. There we go. 4 00:00:14,178 --> 00:00:15,612 Oh, one sec. Be right back. 5 00:00:24,572 --> 00:00:25,839 Come on. 6 00:01:48,205 --> 00:01:50,374 I'm not proud of myself. 7 00:02:28,627 --> 00:02:31,179 After 35, men's testosterone levels 8 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:33,281 fall by as much as 50 percent, 9 00:02:33,282 --> 00:02:37,119 often leading to fatigue and sexual dysfunction. 10 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,755 Masculon helps restore your natural testosterone level, 11 00:02:40,756 --> 00:02:42,357 boosting energy and confidence 12 00:02:42,358 --> 00:02:47,195 and improving your performance in and out of the bedroom. 13 00:02:47,196 --> 00:02:49,631 So if you wanna feel like you're 18 again, 14 00:02:49,632 --> 00:02:51,433 get Masculon. 15 00:02:51,434 --> 00:02:52,967 For an introductory sample, 16 00:02:52,968 --> 00:02:59,608 call 1-800-555-2679. 17 00:02:59,609 --> 00:03:01,944 Hey. Watson fight start yet? 18 00:03:01,945 --> 00:03:03,078 Nah, they did this lame story 19 00:03:03,079 --> 00:03:05,647 about how he was raised by deaf parents. 20 00:03:05,648 --> 00:03:07,516 Damn it, that's the one thing I wanted to see. 21 00:03:07,517 --> 00:03:09,952 All right, well, next week, we'e doing it at our place, 22 00:03:09,953 --> 00:03:12,036 'cause Spence and I will breakin' in our brand-new 23 00:03:12,037 --> 00:03:14,239 plasma TV. 24 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,574 You guys are getting a plasma? 25 00:03:15,575 --> 00:03:18,293 Still not sure I wanna do this. Do what? 26 00:03:18,294 --> 00:03:20,028 Danny found a ski resort upstate 27 00:03:20,029 --> 00:03:21,863 that just opened up time-shares. 28 00:03:21,864 --> 00:03:24,082 Yeah, yeah, and you go up there for a free weekend, 29 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:25,867 and all you do is listen to their sales pitch, 30 00:03:25,868 --> 00:03:27,569 and you get a plasma TV. 31 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:29,504 Okay, but wait. There's a catch. All right? 32 00:03:29,505 --> 00:03:32,724 It's for couples only... 33 00:03:32,725 --> 00:03:36,061 so we have to convince them that we're together. 34 00:03:37,847 --> 00:03:38,780 I'm not seeing the catch. 35 00:03:38,781 --> 00:03:40,599 Oh! 36 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:44,252 You know, just 'cause a couple of middle-aged guys 37 00:03:44,253 --> 00:03:45,653 share an apartment and a car, 38 00:03:45,654 --> 00:03:47,940 everyone assumes we're lovers. 39 00:03:47,941 --> 00:03:49,107 I think this is a great idea. 40 00:03:49,108 --> 00:03:50,726 Well, no offense, hoss, but I believe 41 00:03:50,727 --> 00:03:52,861 I can do a lot better than you. 42 00:03:52,862 --> 00:03:55,146 Ha-ha. That's very funny. 43 00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:56,681 No, I'm taking Carrie. 44 00:03:56,682 --> 00:03:58,967 And- And by the way, if you ever ordered off this menu, 45 00:03:58,968 --> 00:04:01,286 you'd buy the restaurant. 46 00:04:01,287 --> 00:04:03,539 Anyway, Carrie's never gonna let you do this. 47 00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:04,723 Why not? 'Cause of the way 48 00:04:04,724 --> 00:04:06,224 you'll buy anything from anybody. 49 00:04:06,225 --> 00:04:07,992 Isn't she mad about that stuff you bought 50 00:04:07,993 --> 00:04:09,878 off that shopping network? 51 00:04:09,879 --> 00:04:12,513 Hey, those dolls were personally endorsed by Marie Osmond 52 00:04:12,514 --> 00:04:15,583 and will only increase in value. 53 00:04:18,087 --> 00:04:20,689 Oh, God. It's so beautiful up here. 54 00:04:20,690 --> 00:04:23,458 And it was really sweet of you to surprise me with this trip. 55 00:04:23,459 --> 00:04:26,094 Oh, come on. You work hard. You deserve it. 56 00:04:26,095 --> 00:04:27,496 So, what're we gonna do up there? 57 00:04:27,497 --> 00:04:28,664 Oh, first we're gonna- 58 00:04:28,665 --> 00:04:30,165 We're gonna take some ski lessons. 59 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:32,201 Then we'll soak in a nice Jacuzzi, 60 00:04:32,202 --> 00:04:33,968 maybe have a nice dinner, 61 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:36,989 take in a relaxing sales pitch. It's gonna be great. 62 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:38,222 What? 63 00:04:38,223 --> 00:04:39,824 It's gonna be great. 64 00:04:39,825 --> 00:04:41,509 What sales pitch? 65 00:04:41,510 --> 00:04:43,295 Oh, the- The whole weekend's free. 66 00:04:43,296 --> 00:04:44,596 All we have to do 67 00:04:44,597 --> 00:04:46,631 is just listen to a little four-hour chat 68 00:04:46,632 --> 00:04:48,032 on their time-share properties. 69 00:04:48,033 --> 00:04:49,751 I heard it's fun. 70 00:04:49,752 --> 00:04:53,154 Time-share? Doug, why didn't you tell me about this before? 71 00:04:53,155 --> 00:04:55,340 Uh, because you would've said it's stupid, 72 00:04:55,341 --> 00:04:57,975 and I figured you wouldn't twist my nipples on a curvy road. 73 00:04:57,976 --> 00:04:59,243 Doug, you don't understand. 74 00:04:59,244 --> 00:05:01,045 These time-share people, they don't stop 75 00:05:01,046 --> 00:05:02,764 until they sell you something. 76 00:05:02,765 --> 00:05:04,966 They- They prey on the weak and gullible, 77 00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:06,401 i. e. you. 78 00:05:06,402 --> 00:05:08,270 I admit, I- in the past, 79 00:05:08,271 --> 00:05:10,204 I may have made some purchases that were... 80 00:05:10,205 --> 00:05:12,190 questionable. 81 00:05:12,191 --> 00:05:15,611 Yeah. You got talked into buying a home coleslaw-making system. 82 00:05:15,612 --> 00:05:17,479 Hey, before the motor burned out, 83 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,949 Mr. Slaw provided us with the best two weeks of our lives. 84 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:23,551 Look, I won't buy anything, okay? 85 00:05:23,552 --> 00:05:26,187 I- I won't even talk to anybody. We'll have a great weekend. 86 00:05:26,188 --> 00:05:28,690 Come on. Okay. All right. 87 00:05:29,925 --> 00:05:31,159 I did wanna learn how to ski, 88 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,444 and the Jacuzzi does sound nice. 89 00:05:34,981 --> 00:05:36,981 About the Jacuzzi. 90 00:05:36,982 --> 00:05:38,817 I'm not saying they don't have one, 91 00:05:38,818 --> 00:05:40,484 but I did make that up. 92 00:05:47,176 --> 00:05:49,160 Hi. Uh, Spence Olchin, 93 00:05:49,161 --> 00:05:51,863 and this is my partner Danny Heffernan. 94 00:05:51,864 --> 00:05:53,315 Welcome to Pine Summit. 95 00:05:53,316 --> 00:05:56,518 Yep. Just a couple of queens out hitting the slopes. 96 00:05:57,820 --> 00:05:59,254 Well, here you go. 97 00:05:59,255 --> 00:06:00,822 Enjoy your stay. 98 00:06:04,476 --> 00:06:06,995 Wow. This place is nice, huh? 99 00:06:06,996 --> 00:06:08,513 Yeah. I coulda done without 100 00:06:08,514 --> 00:06:11,099 the, uh, deer hoof door handles. Ahem. 101 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:12,934 Come on, show me some love. 102 00:06:12,935 --> 00:06:14,235 No, it's nice, it's nice. 103 00:06:14,236 --> 00:06:16,070 But, listen, don't get too cocky, okay? 104 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:18,307 You see these people in the red vests over here? 105 00:06:18,308 --> 00:06:20,425 Those are the salespeople. 106 00:06:20,426 --> 00:06:22,778 They're the bad guys. I know. 107 00:06:22,779 --> 00:06:25,330 Okay. No matter what you do, you don't go with them. 108 00:06:25,331 --> 00:06:28,967 Okay? If they say, "Mommy's sick and she's in the hospital," 109 00:06:28,968 --> 00:06:31,019 you do not go with them, okay? Right. 110 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:32,687 Okay. Now shake it up a little bit. 111 00:06:32,688 --> 00:06:34,456 Hey, curly hair. Hey, vestie. Stop. 112 00:06:34,457 --> 00:06:36,224 Hey, vestie. Stop! You're annoying me. 113 00:06:36,225 --> 00:06:37,425 All right. Okay. 114 00:06:37,426 --> 00:06:39,427 Hey, they got hot cocoa over there. 115 00:06:39,428 --> 00:06:41,196 Check us in. I'll see you in the room. 116 00:06:49,505 --> 00:06:50,672 Hey. Hey. 117 00:06:51,874 --> 00:06:53,442 You here to look at the time-shares? 118 00:06:53,443 --> 00:06:56,010 Oh, yes. My husband and I are very interested 119 00:06:56,011 --> 00:06:58,797 in finding a second home we can fight in. Oh. 120 00:06:59,748 --> 00:07:02,350 You? Oh, um... 121 00:07:02,351 --> 00:07:05,470 We just came here for the free weekend. 122 00:07:05,471 --> 00:07:06,722 So did we. 123 00:07:08,290 --> 00:07:09,691 I just gotta keep my husband away 124 00:07:09,692 --> 00:07:10,726 from the salespeople. 125 00:07:10,727 --> 00:07:12,160 Hey. I heard that. 126 00:07:12,161 --> 00:07:14,095 Anyway, I'm Anna. This is my husband Steve. 127 00:07:14,096 --> 00:07:16,481 Hi. Carrie. My husband is... 128 00:07:16,482 --> 00:07:19,618 Wow. That is affordable. 129 00:07:19,619 --> 00:07:21,853 Yeah. I like that. 130 00:07:21,854 --> 00:07:23,154 Thank you. Come here. 131 00:07:23,155 --> 00:07:25,523 Come here. Hey, hey, hey, hey! 132 00:07:32,515 --> 00:07:34,866 All right, now it's your turn. Come on, baby. 133 00:07:34,867 --> 00:07:36,535 I don't wanna fall again. 134 00:07:36,536 --> 00:07:38,787 You're not gonna fall. I believe in you. 135 00:07:38,788 --> 00:07:39,871 Okay. 136 00:07:44,844 --> 00:07:45,911 There you go. 137 00:07:45,912 --> 00:07:46,962 Oh, God. 138 00:07:46,963 --> 00:07:49,298 Snowplow. Snowplow! Okay. Okay. 139 00:07:49,299 --> 00:07:50,916 Oh, my God! 140 00:07:53,686 --> 00:07:54,919 I told you to snowplow. 141 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,022 Well, there's something wrong with my skis. 142 00:07:57,023 --> 00:07:58,190 Yeah... the skis. 143 00:07:58,191 --> 00:08:00,192 All right, come on. 144 00:08:01,794 --> 00:08:03,195 Help me. Just help me up. 145 00:08:03,196 --> 00:08:05,263 All right. Ungh! 146 00:08:06,632 --> 00:08:10,402 Okay. I'm done. What? 147 00:08:10,403 --> 00:08:13,138 Yeah. I mean, this was a very nice thing, honey, 148 00:08:13,139 --> 00:08:16,158 but skiing is just not my thing. Let's just go home. 149 00:08:16,159 --> 00:08:18,544 But we gotta stay the whole weekend. What? Why? 150 00:08:18,545 --> 00:08:20,295 I'll tell- I'll tell you why. 151 00:08:20,296 --> 00:08:22,097 Because we got those dinner reservations 152 00:08:22,098 --> 00:08:23,765 with our new best friends tonight: 153 00:08:23,766 --> 00:08:25,300 Stu and Amy. 154 00:08:25,301 --> 00:08:27,753 Steve and Anna. Whatever. 155 00:08:27,754 --> 00:08:29,588 Look, I- I promised you a great weekend, 156 00:08:29,589 --> 00:08:31,006 and I'm gonna deliver, okay? 157 00:08:31,007 --> 00:08:33,809 Why don't we just take your skis back to the rental place, 158 00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:36,879 and we'll, uh... we'll trade 'em in for a, ahem, 159 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,080 a Flying Saucer, 'cause that spells F-U-N. 160 00:08:39,081 --> 00:08:41,817 You're gonna have a good time this weekend. You really are. 161 00:08:46,272 --> 00:08:47,673 Here you go. 162 00:08:47,674 --> 00:08:49,074 Gave you extra sweet potatoes 163 00:08:49,075 --> 00:08:50,993 'cause you said you like 'em. 164 00:08:50,994 --> 00:08:53,061 Oh. Hey, uh, you know what else I'd like? 165 00:08:53,062 --> 00:08:54,730 To know what time you get off of work. 166 00:08:54,731 --> 00:08:56,264 Yeah, I bet you would. 167 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,468 What are you doing? What? 168 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:00,986 Hitting on a waitress? 169 00:09:00,987 --> 00:09:03,605 You're gonna blow our cover and we're not gonna get the TV. 170 00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:07,709 Also, that was very disrespectful to me. 171 00:09:08,511 --> 00:09:09,761 Fine. 172 00:09:10,996 --> 00:09:12,914 By the way, if she's a natural blond, 173 00:09:12,915 --> 00:09:16,385 I am the Queen of Sheba. 174 00:09:16,386 --> 00:09:18,670 So they told me that I was the first one 175 00:09:18,671 --> 00:09:21,706 to ever drive a Flying Saucer into the gift shop. 176 00:09:23,276 --> 00:09:25,560 You know, on our first date back in college, 177 00:09:25,561 --> 00:09:27,895 Steve insisted on taking me roller-skating, 178 00:09:27,896 --> 00:09:29,664 even though I said I didn't know how. 179 00:09:29,665 --> 00:09:33,535 Eight beers and 43 stitches later, here we are. 180 00:09:33,536 --> 00:09:35,987 We would've met in college too, if our six weeks overlapped. 181 00:09:37,574 --> 00:09:38,540 Hey, guys. Hey. Hi. 182 00:09:38,541 --> 00:09:39,674 I wanna remind you 183 00:09:39,675 --> 00:09:41,109 there's a buffet tomorrow, 184 00:09:41,110 --> 00:09:42,811 followed by a tour of the units, 185 00:09:44,914 --> 00:09:47,416 - the mandatory sales presentation. 186 00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:49,050 Well, if my bruised ass has a vote, 187 00:09:49,051 --> 00:09:50,351 we might be headed home early. 188 00:09:51,521 --> 00:09:52,570 Well, you do understand 189 00:09:52,571 --> 00:09:54,522 that if you leave before the presentation, 190 00:09:54,523 --> 00:09:56,975 you forfeit the free gift. 191 00:09:56,976 --> 00:09:58,877 What free gift? 192 00:09:58,878 --> 00:10:02,047 Oh. There's a free gift? This- This just keeps gettin' better. 193 00:10:02,048 --> 00:10:03,949 This is unbelievable. 194 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:07,436 The- The plasma TV. We spoke about it on the phone. 195 00:10:07,437 --> 00:10:10,856 Uh... no, don't think we did. 196 00:10:10,857 --> 00:10:12,840 Well, you remember. I said you could either have 197 00:10:12,841 --> 00:10:15,109 the TV or the diamond tennis bracelet. 198 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:17,111 Oh, my God. This is all news to me. 199 00:10:17,112 --> 00:10:19,114 Mm-hmm. This is, um- 200 00:10:19,115 --> 00:10:20,048 Could you get our waiter? 201 00:10:20,049 --> 00:10:21,766 I hear they got a frozen Turtle pie 202 00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:24,085 that is unbeatable here. 203 00:10:24,086 --> 00:10:25,954 It's unbelievable. 204 00:10:25,955 --> 00:10:27,789 All right, I'm sorry. I shoulda told you 205 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:29,257 everything from the beginning, 206 00:10:29,258 --> 00:10:31,760 but, you know, we can still make this a great weekend. 207 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:34,930 You are such a lying sack of crap. 208 00:10:34,931 --> 00:10:38,216 Or we could just get through the weekend. 209 00:10:38,217 --> 00:10:41,386 "Oh, my baby works hard. She deserves this. " 210 00:10:41,387 --> 00:10:42,921 You do work hard. 211 00:10:42,922 --> 00:10:44,640 I- I mean, I'm guessing. I- 212 00:10:44,641 --> 00:10:46,558 This whole trip, lie after lie after lie. 213 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:48,894 And for what? For some stupid TV? 214 00:10:48,895 --> 00:10:50,712 Stupid? Stupid? It's not stupid, Carrie. 215 00:10:50,713 --> 00:10:53,315 It's plasma. Plasma. Do you know what plasma means? 216 00:10:53,316 --> 00:10:56,451 It means it's alive! 217 00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:59,987 All I know is, you have a great TV at home. 218 00:10:59,988 --> 00:11:02,724 Oh... I'm sorry. That's not even computing in the brain here, 219 00:11:02,725 --> 00:11:04,960 'cause it's not great! 220 00:11:04,961 --> 00:11:07,345 It is great, and do you know why? 221 00:11:07,346 --> 00:11:09,781 Because I saved and sacrificed for that T- 222 00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:13,719 I worked overtime. That TV was paid with my love. 223 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,672 Yeah? Well, when I watch it, I feel nothing but hate. 224 00:11:16,673 --> 00:11:20,908 Look at this. They have time-shares in the Caribbean. 225 00:11:20,909 --> 00:11:22,511 That's where you should've taken me, 226 00:11:22,512 --> 00:11:24,412 if you weren't such a selfish idiot. 227 00:11:24,413 --> 00:11:25,547 I mean, look at this. 228 00:11:25,548 --> 00:11:28,100 That should be me riding on that horse. 229 00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:31,019 You couldn't even balance on two flat pieces of wood. 230 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:34,322 You wanna try your luck on a wild animal? 231 00:11:36,859 --> 00:11:37,993 W- what are you doing? 232 00:11:37,994 --> 00:11:39,211 Pack your gigantic bathing suit, 233 00:11:39,212 --> 00:11:43,448 because we are going to Vista del Sol. What? 234 00:11:43,449 --> 00:11:45,417 Yeah. Maybe we'll own a time-share there too. 235 00:11:45,418 --> 00:11:47,118 You know what? The salesman was right. 236 00:11:47,119 --> 00:11:49,220 If we had a time-share here, that would force you 237 00:11:49,221 --> 00:11:51,423 to take me somewhere nice at least once a year. 238 00:11:51,424 --> 00:11:54,209 The salesman was right-? Carrie, listen to yourself. 239 00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:55,476 What? You said it, 240 00:11:55,477 --> 00:11:57,245 they're gonna prey on the weaker one. 241 00:11:57,246 --> 00:11:58,947 We thought I was the weaker one, but no, 242 00:11:58,948 --> 00:12:00,949 it's you! 243 00:12:05,021 --> 00:12:06,571 Oh, my God. Yeah. 244 00:12:07,657 --> 00:12:08,974 Yeah. 245 00:12:13,696 --> 00:12:15,864 So you got hit with a snowball. Big deal. 246 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:18,400 Big deal? You know why this happened, don't you? 247 00:12:18,401 --> 00:12:20,034 Uh, somebody saw your big fat head 248 00:12:20,035 --> 00:12:22,504 and decided to hit it with a snowball? 249 00:12:22,505 --> 00:12:26,658 No. Uh, somebody saw my big fat gay head 250 00:12:26,659 --> 00:12:29,411 and decided to commit a hate crime. 251 00:12:29,412 --> 00:12:31,046 Oh, come on. 252 00:12:31,047 --> 00:12:33,431 Don't be naive. Did you see the looks of disgust we got 253 00:12:33,432 --> 00:12:35,801 when we were sharing that toboggan? 254 00:12:35,802 --> 00:12:37,819 All right, fine. Whatever. All right? 255 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,955 Point is, if us getting that free plasma TV 256 00:12:39,956 --> 00:12:41,356 means you gotta get gay-bashed, 257 00:12:41,357 --> 00:12:43,892 then you gotta get a little gay-bashed, my friend. 258 00:12:51,282 --> 00:12:53,383 All we gotta do is get through the next six hours, 259 00:12:53,384 --> 00:12:54,551 and you get your stupid TV. 260 00:12:54,552 --> 00:12:56,486 I wanna tell you how much I love you for- 261 00:12:56,487 --> 00:12:57,954 Just shut up. Yeah, right. 262 00:12:59,391 --> 00:13:00,957 I can't believe you. 263 00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:01,958 I'm sorry. 264 00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:03,110 What's going on? 265 00:13:03,111 --> 00:13:04,578 Ugh! I went out to buy a ChapStick. 266 00:13:04,579 --> 00:13:07,347 By the time I got back, he was almost in escrow. 267 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,050 I swear, these people are the devil. 268 00:13:10,051 --> 00:13:13,019 I know. I almost had a close call myself last night. 269 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:15,021 Well, I am sending Steve out to the slopes 270 00:13:15,022 --> 00:13:16,723 until we have to go on the sales tour. 271 00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:18,208 Good idea. Take him with you. 272 00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:19,460 What do you think, Doug? 273 00:13:19,461 --> 00:13:21,412 Ready to get off the bunny slopes? 274 00:13:21,413 --> 00:13:23,363 I am pretty much the only one on that hill 275 00:13:23,364 --> 00:13:25,165 with body hair, so... 276 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,935 Maybe it's time to move up. 277 00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:32,172 So Doug's been driving a truck for about nine years. 278 00:13:32,173 --> 00:13:34,891 I thought it was just a stepping stone to something else, 279 00:13:34,892 --> 00:13:37,827 but turns out that's, uh... that's it. 280 00:13:39,564 --> 00:13:42,132 Yeah. Well, these guys are full of surprises. Mm. 281 00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:43,901 You know, Steve and I met online, 282 00:13:43,902 --> 00:13:45,519 and nowhere in his profile 283 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,355 did it mention his snoring or his clarinet. Heh-heh-heh! 284 00:13:48,356 --> 00:13:50,824 I thought you said you guys met in college. 285 00:13:50,825 --> 00:13:52,743 What? No. 286 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,711 Yeah, you told me the whole roller-skating story 287 00:13:54,712 --> 00:13:55,996 last night at dinner. 288 00:13:55,997 --> 00:13:57,497 I did? Wow. Heh. 289 00:13:57,498 --> 00:13:59,933 I guess a... couple of glasses of wine at this altitude, 290 00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:02,202 I'm liable to say anything. Ha-ha-ha! 291 00:14:02,203 --> 00:14:03,270 Ha-ha-ha! 292 00:14:03,271 --> 00:14:05,739 I'm gonna, uh, rustle us up some more coffee. 293 00:14:16,434 --> 00:14:18,485 Oh, my gosh. 294 00:14:18,486 --> 00:14:20,487 She's one of them. 295 00:14:22,824 --> 00:14:24,123 Doug. 296 00:14:27,028 --> 00:14:30,948 I gotta tell you, this is some view, huh? 297 00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,284 Pretty sweet. 298 00:14:34,285 --> 00:14:36,103 You know what it is, Doug? 299 00:14:36,104 --> 00:14:38,355 I mean, Anna's great, 300 00:14:38,356 --> 00:14:39,523 but the way I see it, 301 00:14:39,524 --> 00:14:43,127 the big decisions are better left to the man. 302 00:14:44,395 --> 00:14:45,962 Absolutely. 303 00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:49,866 Whoa. Why did we stop? 304 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:51,852 Oh, that happens all the time. 305 00:14:51,853 --> 00:14:54,721 Yeah, well, I- I hope it picks up again soon, 306 00:14:54,722 --> 00:14:56,807 'cause it's cold up here. Heh-heh! 307 00:14:58,826 --> 00:15:00,461 Soup? 308 00:15:00,462 --> 00:15:03,097 You brought your own soup? Sure. 309 00:15:03,098 --> 00:15:05,165 Why did I let Carrie talk me out of 310 00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,900 filling my wine pouch with chili? 311 00:15:10,371 --> 00:15:12,139 Mmm. 312 00:15:13,274 --> 00:15:15,442 Can you hold that? Yeah. 313 00:15:15,443 --> 00:15:18,245 Hello. 314 00:15:18,246 --> 00:15:19,997 He's one of them. 315 00:15:19,998 --> 00:15:22,282 What? Steve, he's a salesman. 316 00:15:28,189 --> 00:15:29,289 Carrie? 317 00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:48,641 Hey. Yeah, uh, Danny Heffernan? 318 00:15:48,642 --> 00:15:50,510 I wanted to sign up for the 3:30 tour today. 319 00:15:50,511 --> 00:15:52,312 No, no problem. Oh, hi. 320 00:15:52,313 --> 00:15:54,615 Are you the Olchin-Heffernan party? 321 00:15:54,616 --> 00:15:56,650 Heffernan-Olchin, but yeah. Ah. 322 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:57,967 You know, I heard about the incident 323 00:15:57,968 --> 00:15:59,820 with your friend and the snowball. 324 00:15:59,821 --> 00:16:01,188 Oh. Well, that. Yeah. Forget it. 325 00:16:01,189 --> 00:16:02,656 He tends to get a little dramatic, 326 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,124 if you know what I mean. Yeah. 327 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:06,259 Heh-heh! You know, in light of this incident, 328 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:08,879 maybe Pine Summit isn't the right place for you. 329 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:09,797 What do you mean? 330 00:16:09,798 --> 00:16:12,332 Well, this is more of a family resort. 331 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,451 So? Well, I'm just saying, 332 00:16:14,452 --> 00:16:17,187 we have a couple of properties in Provincetown and Key West, 333 00:16:17,188 --> 00:16:19,689 where you people are more free to be yourselves. 334 00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:23,527 "You people"? What is that supposed to mean? 335 00:16:23,528 --> 00:16:25,161 Sir, please don't take a tone with me. 336 00:16:25,162 --> 00:16:28,182 I'm trying to resolve the situation. 337 00:16:28,183 --> 00:16:31,151 We can resolve it by you giving me and my boyfriend 338 00:16:31,152 --> 00:16:33,020 our TV. 339 00:16:33,021 --> 00:16:35,939 I'm afraid that's not gonna happen. 340 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:37,324 Oh, it's gonna happen. 341 00:16:37,325 --> 00:16:38,675 Oh, actually, I just realized 342 00:16:38,676 --> 00:16:40,544 according to the terms of your contract, 343 00:16:40,545 --> 00:16:42,446 the offer for the weekend clearly states 344 00:16:42,447 --> 00:16:45,181 it's "for married couples only. " 345 00:16:45,182 --> 00:16:46,182 Is that so? 346 00:16:46,183 --> 00:16:47,183 Yes, it is, sir. 347 00:16:47,184 --> 00:16:49,303 Well, we'll see about that. 348 00:16:50,722 --> 00:16:51,988 Hey, man. Come on, let's go. 349 00:16:51,989 --> 00:16:53,724 Hey, not so rough. 350 00:17:24,038 --> 00:17:26,907 You've been awfully quiet there, Doug. 351 00:17:26,908 --> 00:17:29,376 Well, you know, soup. It, uh... 352 00:17:29,377 --> 00:17:31,444 makes me think about stuff. 353 00:17:32,881 --> 00:17:34,814 Well, let it out, man. 354 00:17:34,815 --> 00:17:37,184 'Cause up here, you can scream as loud as you want, 355 00:17:37,185 --> 00:17:38,919 and no one's gonna hear you. 356 00:17:40,255 --> 00:17:42,639 I know who you are! 357 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:47,594 Yeah. I'm the guy who's gonna give you the deal of a lifetime. 358 00:17:47,595 --> 00:17:48,995 Just stay away from me! 359 00:17:48,996 --> 00:17:50,396 Come on, Doug. 360 00:17:50,397 --> 00:17:52,516 Just tell me what it's gonna take. 361 00:17:52,517 --> 00:17:53,816 Leave me alone. 362 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,387 Whoa. 363 00:17:57,388 --> 00:17:58,488 Come on, Doug. 364 00:17:58,489 --> 00:17:59,990 Just tell me what it's gonna take 365 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,625 to put you in a deluxe townhome, cable-ready. 366 00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:04,027 Get away from me! 367 00:18:20,328 --> 00:18:21,928 I'll gas it up for you! 368 00:18:34,642 --> 00:18:36,909 I got a two-bedroom with your name on it. 369 00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:38,144 No! 370 00:18:56,397 --> 00:18:58,498 Come on, come- Ungh! 371 00:19:07,925 --> 00:19:09,943 I'm okay. I'm fine. 372 00:19:11,546 --> 00:19:12,713 [WIND WHISTLING 373 00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:14,314 Come on, Doug. 374 00:19:14,315 --> 00:19:16,333 Take my hand. 375 00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:18,868 We both know how this is gonna end. 376 00:19:20,571 --> 00:19:22,589 Come on. 377 00:19:29,664 --> 00:19:31,147 I don't know why I'm looking at this 378 00:19:31,148 --> 00:19:33,083 after the way you and Steve lied to us. 379 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,651 I know, and to make it up to you, 380 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:39,422 I'm gonna write down a price that no one else is getting. 381 00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:43,593 And I just want you to know I'm taking a loss on this. 382 00:19:43,594 --> 00:19:45,361 Wow. That really is affordable. 383 00:20:00,077 --> 00:20:02,078 Picture's not that great. 384 00:20:02,079 --> 00:20:04,080 I'm not sure I'd marry a dude for this. 385 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,151 Well, I guess we know that Skvidzski 386 00:20:08,152 --> 00:20:09,886 doesn't make a good product. 387 00:20:11,622 --> 00:20:13,739 By the way, those annulment papers 388 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:15,241 have been on our counter for a week. 389 00:20:15,242 --> 00:20:17,410 You gonna fill those out or what? 390 00:20:17,411 --> 00:20:20,213 Yeah, I'll get to it, okay? 391 00:20:20,214 --> 00:20:22,882 You know, not everything has to be done on your schedule. 392 00:20:27,588 --> 00:20:29,389 Do you have... dental coverage? 28603