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Well, darling,
I'm off for my walk.
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Oh, Dad,
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you know what? You might
wanna call Holly and cancel.
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The weatherman said there's
a big snowstorm coming.
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They always do. That's how
they get their bonus money.
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I don't think that-
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Never mind.
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What's different
about this room?
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Uh, everything.
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We remodeled,
remember?
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That's right.
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You've turned
your office into a palace.
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Meanwhile,
down in the basement,
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I can't even get
a 40-watt bulb
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to see the rats
sneaking up on me.
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Well, you know what, Dad?
I am going shopping.
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I will get you
a new light bulb,
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give you
a fighting chance.
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And I'm getting myself
an iPod,
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so you can have
my CD player.
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Wonderful.
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Another one of your
obsolete hand-me-downs.
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I'll put it next to the Betamax
and my Epilady.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Were you-?
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What? She's not
that far along.
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Hello.
Hi.
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Hello.
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Ah, Roberto. I'm working.
I can't talk right now.
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What?!
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But you said that
it wouldn't be a problem.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh, excuse me.
Uh-uh.
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Kind of in a hurry.
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You know, this whole
blizzard thing hit, you know.
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Okay.
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Go ahead.
I'm listening.
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Uh-huh.
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Ma'am, please? I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Just looked like you needed
a little nudge there.
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Okay, Roberto,
what about your sister?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I don't think
the iPod beeped.
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I can't-
Roberto, hold-
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Ma'am, could you please
just let me do my job?
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Okey-doke.
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Zone 1 to base.
Zone 1 to base.
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What, Heffernan?
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Yeah, this snow doesn't look
like it's stoppin'.
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What's your location?
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Not sure.
Could be on, uh...
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Casino Boulevard.
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Could be on some guy's
front lawn.
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I'm officially requesting
permission for a 317.
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Heffernan, you're not
abandoning your truck.
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Then I'm requesting
permission for a 318.
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You're not opening
your packages
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and eating
the contents either.
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Look, you know the deal.
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We can't shut it down
till FedEx shuts it down,
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and those showboaters are
still out there deliverin'.
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Yes, sir.
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Honey?
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Hey, uh, package
for Philip Matsumoto.
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All right.
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Wow, I didn't expect
to see you out today.
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My mailman
didn't even show up.
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Oh, yeah, that "Neither rain
nor sleet" stuff, it's all talk.
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Just need you
to sign right there.
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Honey,
my jerky came!
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Oh, my God,
you must be freezing.
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Please come in.
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Oh, this is my wife,
Miyoshi.
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Hi. Doug.
That's all right.
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I'm gonna probably
head back out there.
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Not until you warm up.
I make you hot chocolate.
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Oh, we're not supposed to.
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With marshmallows?
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You got marshmallows?
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Oh, my God.
Is that high-def?
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Oh, yeah.
It's great.
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It is incredible.
Come on. Sit down.
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I never realized
Bob Barker's eyes were so blue.
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Heffernan?
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Oh, thank you.
Yeah?
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FedEx just shut down,
so you can bring it in.
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Uh, you know what, sir?
I think I'm gonna stick it out.
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Don't be a hero, Heffernan.
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Not being a hero, sir,
just an I.P.S. driver.
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You know what goes good
with hot chocolate?
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Beef jerky.
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So, Arthur, are you almost done
with that Cosmo quiz?
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According to this, my "appetite
for sexual adventure
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is damaging my reputation
in the workplace. "
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Oh, well, um...
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Anyway, I'm sorry we had
to cut our walk short today,
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but your shoes are dry
and you finished your cocoa,
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so I bet you're pretty
anxious to, you know,
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get on home, heh-heh.
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Not at all.
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I love this place.
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You've really carved yourself
out a piece of heaven.
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Well, actually, Arthur,
I have a date coming over,
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so I kinda need
the place to myself.
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It- It's our third date,
so it's time for me to...
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you know...
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start earnin'
those spaghetti dinners.
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But, uh,
how will I get home?
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It's a blizzard
out there.
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Oh, I- I don't-
It's not so bad.
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Plus, you're a member
of the Polar Bear Club, right?
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That was just to meet girls.
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And now for any of you idiots
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foolish enough to be
out there on the roads today,
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here's Foreigner
with "Cold as Ice. "
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Well, this idiot just scored
herself a free iPod, so bye-bye.
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Okay, skidding. Turn into it.
Turn into it.
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Or is it out?
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Crap!
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Aw, poor Brad and Jen.
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Oh! Father McDaniel.
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Hey, what's a girl gotta do
to get a Bible around here?
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Carrie, I must say,
I'm quite impressed
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you'd brave
this horrendous weather
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to come out and worship.
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Uh, my car got stuck outside.
I'm waiting for AAA.
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So I see
you've been shopping.
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Yes, yes, I went shopping.
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Doug says that's my religion.
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But it isn't.
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Ooh. Is that one
of those iPods?
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Um... yeah.
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Oh, I hear
they're fantastic.
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You know, the bishop gave
these away for Christmas,
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but it was only for
monsignor level and above.
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The rest of us got stuck
with waffle irons. Heh.
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Ouch!
Yeah.
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Would you mind if I asked you
how much you paid for that?
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How much did I pay for it?
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Um...
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5-9-2...
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Tax...
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Come on. What are we talkin'?
Three bills?
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You know what it is? I'm just
in a spiritual place right now.
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Do you know what I mean?
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I don't like to talk
about materialistic things,
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especially when I could
have used that money to...
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help the poor or whatnot.
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But, Carrie,
you are helping.
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I mean, that iPod
represents jobs
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for the people
who made it
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and for the people
who sell it.
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Now their families can
have food on their table
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and decent shelter...
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and hope...
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all because you paid
for that iPod.
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And God knows that.
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Oh, yeah.
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How do you like
the massage chair?
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Oh.
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Love it.
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And it ain't shy.
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I'll tell you
that much.
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All I have is cake.
Is-? Is that all right?
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She's adorable.
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Oh, honey,
my sister just called.
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With a baby on the way,
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it's not going to work out
with my father.
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Well, where's
he's gonna live?
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I told him
he could live with us!
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Hey, that's my wallet!
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Sure.
That sounds fine.
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Thank you, honey.
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We need to talk.
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You were totally flirting
with me.
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I saw you staring.
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No, no, no.
You know what?
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I had my back turned
to you.
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And I didn't hate that.
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Yeah.
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What is it?
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The old man's starin'
at us again.
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Ah, get over yourself.
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Arthur,
what are you doing?
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I'm bored.
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Well, didn't you like
the video I gave you?
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Big Momma's House?
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I liked it better
the first time
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when it was called
12 Angry Men.
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Listen, Arthur, the only reason
why I let you stay
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is because you promised me
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that I wouldn't even
know you were here.
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Well, we both knew that
was going to be impossible.
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Arthur,
I really like this guy.
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I mean,
he's nice, and...
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I'm pretty sure
he's not married.
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Well, after thumbing
through your diary,
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I realize how desperate
you are to find a man.
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So I'll be quiet
as a church mouse.
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Thank you.
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Sorry about the interruption.
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It should be fine now.
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Mm. You know what
I was thinkin'?
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00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:16,944
Snow lets up, I'll get us some
take-out from Fratelli's, huh?
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Ooh, yum!
Huh? Yeah?
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Big mistake!
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00:10:19,532 --> 00:10:21,432
Arthur!
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Last week I found a tooth
in my antipasto.
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Well, just be quiet 'cause we're
ordering from there anyway.
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Then put me down
for a chicken parm.
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Oh, hey, Hol.
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Hey, Mag. Remember last week
when I watched Sasha for you?
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Yeah.
Well, thanks.
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May I help you, ma'am?
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Uh, yes, I was in here
a couple of hours ago
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and I bought
a bunch of stuff,
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and it turns out that
I wasn't charged for this.
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So I would like to pay
for it now.
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Oh, really?
Do you have a receipt?
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Yes, I do, and I tried
to tell your cashier
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that it didn't beep,
but, you know.
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Oh, so you knew
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that it wasn't paid for
before you left the store.
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I see.
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Hm.
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You see what?
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Some people might
consider that shoplifting.
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You know what,
I gotta tell ya, um...
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I'm hearin' "thief" when
I should be hearin' "thank ya. "
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Okay?
And another thing,
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none of this woulda happened
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if your employee of the month
over there
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wasn't yappin'
on the phone
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when she shoulda
been checking me out.
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Carmen, please report
to the service counter!
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Yeah?
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This woman says you neglected to
charge her for this merchandise
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because you were taking
a personal call.
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I don't know what
she's talkin' about.
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I wasn't on no phone.
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Oh, really? Then how do
I know about Roberto?
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Yeah, right.
242
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Okay, I was just trying
to get somebody
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to pick up my daughters
from school
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so that they don't have
to wait out in the snow.
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Well, I'm sorry, Carmen,
246
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but this is just
one screwup too many.
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I'm gonna have to let you go. What?
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Clear out your register
249
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and see Sandy
for your last paycheck.
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00:12:02,984 --> 00:12:04,269
What? No, no, no.
251
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No, no, no. I didn't want
to get you fir- Uh-
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Oh. I am so sorry.
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I didn't mean
to get you fired.
254
00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:10,775
Oh, you didn't mean it?
255
00:12:10,776 --> 00:12:13,311
So when my babies are crying
because their mama lost her job
256
00:12:13,312 --> 00:12:15,012
and there's no dinner
on the table,
257
00:12:15,013 --> 00:12:17,915
I'll just say it's okay
because the lady didn't mean it.
258
00:12:27,577 --> 00:12:28,843
So I made things
even worse.
259
00:12:28,844 --> 00:12:29,911
Hm.
260
00:12:29,912 --> 00:12:31,913
And I think I might
have lost a toe.
261
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,383
Well, it's certainly unfortunate
262
00:12:35,384 --> 00:12:37,519
that a young mother
is now without a job,
263
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,921
but you were trying
to do the right thing,
264
00:12:39,922 --> 00:12:41,289
and in that case,
265
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:43,091
your conscience
should be clear.
266
00:12:43,092 --> 00:12:44,709
Oh, thank you, Father. Heh.
267
00:12:45,444 --> 00:12:46,810
Huh.
268
00:12:47,563 --> 00:12:49,631
"Huh," what?
269
00:12:49,632 --> 00:12:52,600
Well, there is the advice
about goin' the extra mile
270
00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:54,736
that we receive
from the Beatitudes:
271
00:12:54,737 --> 00:13:00,141
"And whoever shall compel thee
to go one mile, go with him two,
272
00:13:00,142 --> 00:13:01,443
and whoever-"
273
00:13:01,444 --> 00:13:03,294
I get it. I got it.
274
00:13:15,306 --> 00:13:17,140
He'll steal change
off your dresser.
275
00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:19,575
He'll hoard things like
tin foil and rubber bands
276
00:13:19,576 --> 00:13:23,346
and lids from old jars
and... jars.
277
00:13:23,347 --> 00:13:24,948
And he'll eat
some of his dinner,
278
00:13:24,949 --> 00:13:26,716
and then save some
in his teeth for later,
279
00:13:26,717 --> 00:13:28,852
sometimes weeks later.
280
00:13:28,853 --> 00:13:30,720
And the smell of old man
281
00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:33,489
will be in your house,
your clothes,
282
00:13:33,490 --> 00:13:36,643
your hair, forever!
283
00:13:36,644 --> 00:13:38,444
But in Japanese culture,
284
00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:40,430
we are supposed
to revere our elders.
285
00:13:40,431 --> 00:13:43,366
Look, I love your food.
I love your TVs,
286
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:46,803
but on this one,
you guys couldn't be wronger.
287
00:13:49,357 --> 00:13:52,508
Honey, I just called my dad.
He's so excited!
288
00:13:52,509 --> 00:13:55,028
That's-
That's great, honey.
289
00:13:55,029 --> 00:13:56,830
Oh, one little thing:
290
00:13:56,831 --> 00:14:00,266
I think we should put him
in the room upstairs.
291
00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:01,901
Well, my game stuff
is upstairs.
292
00:14:01,902 --> 00:14:03,703
Can't he stay in the room
off the kitchen?
293
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:04,804
It's too small!
294
00:14:04,805 --> 00:14:06,873
You put all your junk
in the garage.
295
00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:13,779
I'll be back.
296
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:15,414
I'll be right here
if you need me.
297
00:14:20,003 --> 00:14:23,607
Mr. Pickles loves
to make new friends.
298
00:14:23,608 --> 00:14:26,076
You know, if you're going
to advertise a tea party,
299
00:14:26,077 --> 00:14:28,228
you might wanna serve tea.
300
00:14:28,229 --> 00:14:31,314
It's imaginary tea, silly.
301
00:14:31,315 --> 00:14:33,917
Yes. Clearly,
I'm the silly one.
302
00:14:36,954 --> 00:14:38,888
So...
303
00:14:38,889 --> 00:14:41,357
is your daddy
still in the picture,
304
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,225
or is it a 2-mommy deal?
305
00:14:43,226 --> 00:14:45,695
'Cause that's the vibe
I'm gettin'.
306
00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:58,508
Oh, good. I'm so glad
you're here.
307
00:14:58,509 --> 00:15:00,042
Yeah. We forgot
to exchange numbers
308
00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:02,312
so we could get together
for lunch.
309
00:15:02,313 --> 00:15:03,713
No, no. Listen,
listen, listen.
310
00:15:03,714 --> 00:15:05,482
I'm gonna talk
to your boss,
311
00:15:05,483 --> 00:15:07,116
and if she doesn't
take you back, then...
312
00:15:07,117 --> 00:15:08,718
I work for a big
real-estate company,
313
00:15:08,719 --> 00:15:10,654
and they're always
looking for people.
314
00:15:10,655 --> 00:15:11,905
Are you serious?
315
00:15:11,906 --> 00:15:13,607
Yeah. I wanna make
this right.
316
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,208
What happened?
317
00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:16,642
I got fired,
but this lady says
318
00:15:16,643 --> 00:15:19,312
that she can get me a job
at a real-estate company.
319
00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:20,830
This is my husband.
320
00:15:20,831 --> 00:15:22,582
Ah, the famous Roberto.
321
00:15:24,418 --> 00:15:25,751
Roberto?!
322
00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:27,454
How does she know
about Roberto?!
323
00:15:27,455 --> 00:15:29,089
Oh, my God.
324
00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:30,573
I needed somebody
to pick up the girls.
325
00:15:30,574 --> 00:15:32,375
I told you, I don't
want you talkin' to him.
326
00:15:32,376 --> 00:15:33,710
So what am I supposed
to do?
327
00:15:33,711 --> 00:15:35,462
You're never around!
328
00:15:35,463 --> 00:15:37,647
Is the baby Roberto's?
Just tell me.
329
00:15:38,782 --> 00:15:40,717
I don't know!
330
00:15:40,718 --> 00:15:42,802
Well, when I find Roberto,
331
00:15:42,803 --> 00:15:45,454
we'll see how he likes talkin'
to a baseball bat.
332
00:15:49,726 --> 00:15:51,560
Hector!
333
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,076
Doug. Doug, please.
334
00:16:06,077 --> 00:16:07,310
Tell my wife
what happened
335
00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:09,145
when you let
your father-in-law move in.
336
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:16,002
Ah. I truly believe
I was sent here for a reason.
337
00:16:16,003 --> 00:16:17,437
So you put him
up to this!
338
00:16:17,438 --> 00:16:20,173
This isn't any
of your business!
339
00:16:23,961 --> 00:16:26,195
Miyoshi, come on.
340
00:16:29,332 --> 00:16:31,167
Look, I understand
you're upset,
341
00:16:31,168 --> 00:16:33,903
I'm just sayin', I think
there are other alternatives.
342
00:16:33,904 --> 00:16:36,022
Like what?
Putting him on the street?
343
00:16:36,023 --> 00:16:37,223
No.
Nobody's saying "street. "
344
00:16:37,224 --> 00:16:38,858
I mean
there are facilities.
345
00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:41,578
He's my father.
346
00:16:41,579 --> 00:16:44,164
Trust me, Miyoshi. I know
a little something about this.
347
00:16:44,165 --> 00:16:46,783
Oh, you know? All you know
is how to eat cake.
348
00:16:46,784 --> 00:16:48,535
Oh, see, here come
the fat jokes,
349
00:16:48,536 --> 00:16:50,003
right on schedule.
350
00:16:50,004 --> 00:16:50,903
Well, it's true.
351
00:16:50,904 --> 00:16:52,238
Oh, you know what?
352
00:16:52,239 --> 00:16:55,208
Maybe I go to eat food
because it makes me feel good.
353
00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:56,409
God forbid
I get that from you.
354
00:16:59,096 --> 00:17:00,629
I'm just gonna wait
in my truck.
355
00:17:07,054 --> 00:17:08,854
You know
what's funny?
356
00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:11,357
They put Parmesan cheese
in a little packet.
357
00:17:11,358 --> 00:17:13,426
Red pepper
in a little packet.
358
00:17:13,427 --> 00:17:14,627
And when you think
about it,
359
00:17:14,628 --> 00:17:17,696
ravioli's just like meat
in a little packet.
360
00:17:18,215 --> 00:17:20,099
You know?
361
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,868
Hello?
362
00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:22,652
Oh.
363
00:17:22,653 --> 00:17:24,420
Did you hear
what I just said?
364
00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:25,688
N- Yeah, yeah.
365
00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:27,590
I- I'm sorry.
366
00:17:28,526 --> 00:17:30,260
No.
367
00:17:30,261 --> 00:17:33,329
I was talkin'
about the food.
368
00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:35,064
Oh. Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
369
00:17:35,065 --> 00:17:37,467
I'm just feeling kind of badly
about kicking Arthur out.
370
00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:39,101
I mean
he's really very sweet.
371
00:17:39,102 --> 00:17:40,436
He flipped us off.
372
00:17:40,437 --> 00:17:42,137
Yeah,
373
00:17:42,138 --> 00:17:44,206
but the only reason
he kept that finger up so long
374
00:17:44,207 --> 00:17:45,675
is because
of the arthritis.
375
00:17:46,894 --> 00:17:47,710
Holly!
376
00:17:47,711 --> 00:17:48,711
One second.
377
00:17:51,482 --> 00:17:52,315
Here.
378
00:17:54,735 --> 00:17:57,403
Death is a natural part
of life,
379
00:17:57,404 --> 00:18:00,273
and your daughter had
a right to know that!
380
00:18:02,659 --> 00:18:06,196
So who's up
for some Jenga?
381
00:18:06,197 --> 00:18:08,782
All right, that's it.
This whole night is ridiculous.
382
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,500
We can work
something out, Owen.
383
00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:11,700
No. This is how
it's gonna be:
384
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,703
Either he's goin',
or I'm goin'.
385
00:18:13,704 --> 00:18:14,637
Oh, really.
386
00:18:14,638 --> 00:18:17,457
Well, let me
tell you something, Omar.
387
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:20,427
Do you really think she's gonna
choose some washed-up pretty boy
388
00:18:20,428 --> 00:18:24,330
over someone who's been
her friend, her mentor, her-
389
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,628
Who eats rice cakes
in a church?
390
00:18:41,198 --> 00:18:42,465
Oh! Back again?
391
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,818
Carrie, I'm gonna have
to start charging you rent.
392
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,569
Oh, that's funny.
393
00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:47,670
You should be a comedian
394
00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:50,606
because the priest thing,
not workin' out for ya.
395
00:18:51,675 --> 00:18:53,793
Uh, Carrie,
I'm sensing-
396
00:18:53,794 --> 00:18:55,378
Yeah, bup-bup-bup-bup!
397
00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:56,463
Okay, so far,
398
00:18:56,464 --> 00:18:59,131
your little quotes
and your advice
399
00:18:59,132 --> 00:19:00,866
has lost a woman her job,
400
00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:02,902
a man named Roberto
may be dead,
401
00:19:02,903 --> 00:19:06,723
and I will never, ever,
ever enjoy this iPod.
402
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,857
So, what are you gonna do
with it?
403
00:19:13,663 --> 00:19:15,598
I'm just saying that iPod
404
00:19:15,599 --> 00:19:17,533
seems to be the root
of all your problems.
405
00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:19,602
In fact, I believe
St. Augustine-
406
00:19:19,603 --> 00:19:21,020
Oh, just take it!
407
00:19:22,239 --> 00:19:23,823
Bless you.
408
00:19:23,824 --> 00:19:25,992
I'm just gonna sit here
and wait for AAA.
409
00:19:25,993 --> 00:19:27,910
Ooh, yeah, about that. Um...
410
00:19:27,911 --> 00:19:30,747
I got a wedding scheduled,
gotta start setting up,
411
00:19:30,748 --> 00:19:32,931
so...
412
00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:53,419
So I sent this poor
old man out into a blizzard
413
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:56,255
all because
I was blinded by-
414
00:19:56,256 --> 00:19:58,658
By carnal lust.
415
00:19:58,659 --> 00:20:01,193
What should I do
as my penance?
416
00:20:04,031 --> 00:20:05,497
Father?
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