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Carrie?
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Yeah, what's up?
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Just checking
my e-mail.
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What is this?
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Oh!
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Yeah, someone
sent that to me,
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so I forwarded it
to you.
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"Bumper stickers
we'd like to see. "
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Yeah. They're funny.
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Really?
Yeah, look.
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"Honk if you love
peace and quiet. "
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All right, all right.
Look it, I love-
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Okay, I love this one.
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"Plan to be
spontaneous tomorrow. "
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Who are you?
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What? What's your problem?
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My problem is
you think they're funny,
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and I'm married to you.
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All right, so our sense
of humors are different.
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No, they're not-
They're not different, okay.
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Th- This is disturbing.
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Like your sense of humor's
so great?
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How 'bout the singing bass
you had on the wall
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you thought was so funny?
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Okay... It's a fish.
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You walk by it,
it comes to life
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and sings
"Take Me to the River. "
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Yeah. Not funny.
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Okay, Billy Bass
is not funny.
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No, no. Oh, no, no.
Oh.
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Oh, where are you
going?
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I don't know!
I'll call you.
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All right, hon.
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I'm on my way
to Lowe's.
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What for?
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Remember we had
a 45-minute conversation
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about me
redoing my office?
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No, but why
would you lie?
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Anyway, if you want
any input on how it looks,
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you have to come with me.
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Carrie, come on,
it's a home office.
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It's where bills are paid
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and our financial future
is planned.
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Doesn't concern me.
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Besides, I'm, uh, meeting Deacon
at this new place for lunch.
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Could be an all-day thing.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Am I gonna be able
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to fit all that stuff
in the Jeep?
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I doubt it.
Especially 'cause I got
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a pallet of cinder blocks
in there already.
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Why?
Uh...
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Building my own meat smoker?
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Childhood dream?
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Learn me!
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Hey, guys. We're back.
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Oh!
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Wait a minute,
Holly has a van.
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Why don't you ask her
to help you out?
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I don't know.
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That's a pretty big
favor to ask,
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and I haven't really been
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"can I borrow your van"
nice to her.
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I've barely been
"can I borrow your pen" nice.
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Hey!
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Hey.
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So, Dad, what's
on the tap for today?
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Nothing special,
so turn off
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the interrogation light,
inspector!
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What about you, Hol?
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W- Why?
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Oh, ju- Nothing.
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I was just on my way
to Lowe's,
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and I thought
you'd come along.
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Me?
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Yeah!
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Actually,
I'm gonna see
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my great-grandmother
at the nursing home.
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Your great-grandmother?
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Just tell her you went.
She won't remember.
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I mean, sometimes
when I don't wanna cook,
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I tell my dad
he already ate.
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Yeah,
I don't know...
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The thing is, Hol,
is, um...
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I'd love for you to come with me
because I, uh...
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I really love your taste.
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Really?
Yeah!
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And the thing is,
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I really need you
to save me from myself,
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because if I shop alone,
I am a sucker for ugly.
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I mean, look at this,
I mean-
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I was gonna say...
Oh, yeah.
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I didn't wanna...
Oh, yeah.
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Great. Great.
Okay, well,
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You know what?
We can take my van.
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Oh! That's right.
You have a van.
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Yeah.
Okay.
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Yeah, I mean, your car,
my car,
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as long as
I got you with me.
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Okay!
Okay!
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So how long do we have
the place to ourselves?
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Kids'll be back at 6,
but I have to say
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I'm having second thoughts
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about this whole casino party.
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Well, how else can we
make some money?
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Well, maybe we'll get
those jobs we applied for
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at the Skecher store.
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Hey, it ain't gonna
be enough to pay
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for the senior cruise
we wanna go on.
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That's right,
the brochure said seven widows
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for every able-bodied man.
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Just like shootin' fish
in a barrel.
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Come on,
what do you say?
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I'll go put
the Ensure on ice. Hey!
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Hey.
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I- I mean, you know,
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Kelly and I
still love each other,
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but when you got kids,
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your whole life becomes
about them and their needs.
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I mean, I'm not
a selfish guy, but...
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I gotta tell you,
there's some nights
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I just wanna drive away
and never come home.
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I'm not saying
I'm not happy, but-
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But what is happy?
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You know
what I'm sayin'?
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Like Snoop Dogg's happy.
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Why can't I be that kind
of happy in like a-
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A gangster pimp
kinda way or something?
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I don't know.
It's just...
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Sometimes I think I deserve
more out of life.
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Yeah, it's tough
all over out there.
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Hey, where's our waitress?
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My- My, uh, wings are up.
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Relax. She'll get 'em.
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That's easy for you to say.
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You already got your salad.
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And by the way,
when did you start
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ordering dressing
on the side?
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What's next for you?
You gettin' a purse?
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Oh, there she is.
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Hey.
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Uh, excuse me, miss?
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I'll be right
with you, sir.
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She's getting
coffee for them.
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They just sat down.
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Now she's taking out her pen.
I- I can't breathe.
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I can't breathe.
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I'm just gonna
get 'em myself.
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It's okay.
These are mine.
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I'm just gonna
take 'em.
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Excuse me.
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I thought I said
I'd be with you
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in just a second, sir.
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I was just
tryin' to save
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some time here for you.
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Uh, you can get
the blue cheese, though,
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when you're ready.
Okay, thanks.
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There you go.
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If you wanna order
something else, tell me,
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and I'll get it for you.
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Okay, sir?
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Right.
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What a beyotch.
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Did you say something?
Hm?
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What'd you call me?
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I didn't- I didn't
call you anything.
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Oh, you didn't
call me anything,
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'cause I thought
I heard "beyotch. "
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No, I was, uh,
tellin' my friend,
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he's, uh, had a bee
on his watch.
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It's gone now.
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I- I'm very
allergic.
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So now you guys
are messin' with me?
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No, we're not-
We're not doin' anything.
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I mean, do you wanna go?
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What?
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I'll go right now.
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You just, you're sayin'
you wanna- You'd fight me?
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Any time.
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I'm not gonna-
I'm not gonna fight you.
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Yeah.
I didn't think so.
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That, uh...
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Th-That was
bone chilling.
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Okay, I got
the wallpaper.
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Now on to rugs.
Come on, sweetie.
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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
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The- That choice
of wallpaper, um...
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Gosh, I'm not feelin' it.
You're not?
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Well, I'm feelin' it
pretty good.
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Now, come on.
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Let's go, quick.
Quick, quick like a bunny.
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Come on.
Stop pulling on it.
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No, no, no, no.
I- I'm just- I'm-
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Car, I mean, the wallpaper's
nice and everything.
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But you have to remember,
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I mean, that office
is pretty small.
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So?
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I'm thinkin'
mirrors all around.
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And that would be
really great
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if I was remodeling,
let's say, a dance studio,
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but, uh, I'm not.
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Carrie, Carrie.
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You brought me here
to help.
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Yes.
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And you are helping.
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I mean, you are
pushin' that cart.
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That's huge.
Mm, mm, mm, Carrie.
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But you wanted me along
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to help save you
from yourself,
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which I think
was what you said.
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So let's scoot that
back in there.
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Go ahead.
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Scoot it back in.
There you go.
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Good, good, good.
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Sweetie,
consider yourself saved.
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Okay, let's get
some wood paneling.
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Double goose eggs again.
Sorry, folks. Try again.
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How's it goin' so far?
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We already have enough
for the cruise,
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plus a little left over
for matching bolo ties.
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Let's wrap it up.
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But if we go
another half hour,
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we can have separate cabins.
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That way, if one of us
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is locking dentures
with a lovely,
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the other one doesn't have
to sleep in the hall.
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Look at Josephine.
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She's eating her weight
in Cheez-its,
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and hasn't played a nickel. Oh.
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She's loaded.
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Got hit by a bus
five years ago.
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That's city money.
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Talk to her.
I'll cover for you.
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Ah, Josephine,
hope you're enjoying
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our complimentary buffet.
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Oh, yes.
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And this cocktail
is delicious.
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It's a pink lady.
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Oh.
Rum and Pepto.
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Oh, I noticed
you haven't been using
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any of your chips.
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Oh, I'm not really
very much of a gambler.
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Ridiculous.
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Let's get you to
a nice spot near the wheel.
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Sorry, folks.
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Hello.
Hello, Josephine.
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Yeah, all right.
Here we go.
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What number
would you like to play?
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Oh, how 'bout 17?
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Seventeen it is.
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Put my bet there.
No more bets.
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You know, I've always
been very lucky.
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I'm sure you have.
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Seventeen.
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Seventeen!
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Oh!
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Dude, that is
so annoying.
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Why don't you just ask
for another soda?
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I like ice.
260
00:10:28,691 --> 00:10:30,826
You're scared of her,
aren't you?
261
00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:32,994
Scared of her? No.
262
00:10:34,247 --> 00:10:35,346
Look...
263
00:10:35,347 --> 00:10:38,049
I only backed down
because she's a woman, okay?
264
00:10:38,050 --> 00:10:40,084
Believe me, if I want
another soda, I'll get it.
265
00:10:40,085 --> 00:10:41,887
I'll get it right now.
266
00:10:41,888 --> 00:10:43,922
Amigo. Can I get
another one?
267
00:10:43,923 --> 00:10:45,223
Root beer?
268
00:10:46,491 --> 00:10:48,459
Is, uh- Is everything
okay here, gentlemen?
269
00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:50,061
Yeah, everything's fine.
270
00:10:50,062 --> 00:10:51,763
I just wanna get
a little more root beer.
271
00:10:51,764 --> 00:10:52,747
More root beer?
272
00:10:52,748 --> 00:10:54,516
Didn't your waitress
offer you a refill?
273
00:10:54,517 --> 00:10:56,984
'Cause at Slappy's,
your glasses are never empty.
274
00:10:56,985 --> 00:10:58,603
That's a Slappy's guarantee.
275
00:10:58,604 --> 00:11:00,738
You know what?
I don't think she even saw me.
276
00:11:00,739 --> 00:11:02,491
It's fine,
'cause she was on the phone.
277
00:11:02,492 --> 00:11:04,042
She was making
a personal phone call
278
00:11:04,043 --> 00:11:05,410
while your glass was empty?
279
00:11:05,411 --> 00:11:07,379
I don't know that it was
personal or not.
280
00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,830
It's not really a problem.
281
00:11:08,831 --> 00:11:10,148
Ho, ho, ho.
Sir, it's a problem.
282
00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:12,516
Here at Slappy's,
it's a big problem.
283
00:11:30,119 --> 00:11:31,253
I just want you guys to know
284
00:11:31,254 --> 00:11:32,954
that your, uh, root beer
is on the way,
285
00:11:32,955 --> 00:11:34,922
and, uh, because
of the inconvenience,
286
00:11:34,923 --> 00:11:37,025
your meal today
is on Slappy's.
287
00:11:38,277 --> 00:11:39,744
Well, thank you.
288
00:11:41,314 --> 00:11:44,215
Oh, and, uh,
one other thing.
289
00:11:44,216 --> 00:11:45,850
I'm off right now,
290
00:11:45,851 --> 00:11:48,753
so I'll be waiting outside
in the parking lot,
291
00:11:48,754 --> 00:11:51,222
where I'm gonna
gut you like a deer.
292
00:12:12,292 --> 00:12:14,311
Holly, I- I really
don't wanna get
293
00:12:14,312 --> 00:12:16,129
the, uh, blue light bulbs.
294
00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:17,730
Just think how peaceful
it's gonna be
295
00:12:17,731 --> 00:12:19,416
when you're paying
your bills.
296
00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:21,201
Uh, yeah, it's just that
my checks are blue,
297
00:12:21,202 --> 00:12:23,587
so basically
they'll just disappear.
298
00:12:24,455 --> 00:12:25,955
Okay, let's pick out
some paint.
299
00:12:25,956 --> 00:12:28,358
All right. Get ready,
'cause we're about to start
300
00:12:28,359 --> 00:12:29,526
takin' some chances.
301
00:12:30,678 --> 00:12:31,511
Excuse me.
302
00:12:31,512 --> 00:12:32,845
I'm redoing
my kitchen,
303
00:12:32,846 --> 00:12:34,014
and I can't
seem to decide
304
00:12:34,015 --> 00:12:35,349
on dune grass
or taffy.
305
00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:36,683
I'm sorry, man.
306
00:12:36,684 --> 00:12:38,051
I'm really
not in the mood.
307
00:12:38,052 --> 00:12:39,002
I'm sorry.
308
00:12:39,003 --> 00:12:40,153
I just got divorced,
309
00:12:40,154 --> 00:12:41,755
trying to get set
in my new apartment,
310
00:12:41,756 --> 00:12:43,356
and I'm... lost.
311
00:12:43,924 --> 00:12:45,258
Uh, hey.
312
00:12:45,259 --> 00:12:46,259
If you really want
313
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:48,445
some professional
decorating tips,
314
00:12:48,446 --> 00:12:49,663
that's your girl.
315
00:12:49,664 --> 00:12:51,347
Oh, please.
316
00:12:51,348 --> 00:12:52,449
Listen, I-
317
00:12:52,450 --> 00:12:54,434
I would really
appreciate your opinion.
318
00:12:54,435 --> 00:12:55,701
Gosh, I'd love
to help you,
319
00:12:55,702 --> 00:12:58,038
but I got my hands
pretty full with this one.
320
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,374
No problem.
321
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:01,374
Okay.
322
00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:03,093
What are you doin'?
323
00:13:03,094 --> 00:13:04,143
Go with that guy.
324
00:13:04,144 --> 00:13:05,645
Well, I'm not done
helping you.
325
00:13:05,646 --> 00:13:06,763
Hey.
326
00:13:06,764 --> 00:13:10,199
Help yourself to that
hunk of man over there.
327
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,352
He was totally
hitting on you.
328
00:13:12,353 --> 00:13:13,319
Really?
Are-
329
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,337
Are you kidding me?
330
00:13:14,338 --> 00:13:17,440
"I would really appreciate
your opinion. "
331
00:13:17,441 --> 00:13:19,893
Practically asked you
to be his baby's mama.
332
00:13:20,928 --> 00:13:22,696
I mean, he is pretty cute.
Yeah.
333
00:13:22,697 --> 00:13:24,147
Are you sure
you'll be okay?
334
00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:26,366
Please, I'll meet you
at the van in an hour.
335
00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:27,433
Okey-doke.
Okay.
336
00:13:27,434 --> 00:13:28,451
All right.
337
00:13:30,187 --> 00:13:32,155
Excuse me.
Yes, ma'am.
338
00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:33,389
Can I help you
find something?
339
00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:35,725
Um, no, it's just somebody
left all this stuff here.
340
00:13:35,726 --> 00:13:37,861
You might wanna
put it back.
341
00:13:44,919 --> 00:13:46,336
Okay.
342
00:13:46,337 --> 00:13:49,423
What's the magic number
this time, Josephine?
343
00:13:49,424 --> 00:13:52,092
You know, I think I'm
going to put my chips on 24.
344
00:13:52,093 --> 00:13:55,011
That's the number
of the bus that hit me.
345
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,598
Okay, here we go.
Thank you.
346
00:13:58,599 --> 00:13:59,782
Okay, okay, okay.
347
00:13:59,783 --> 00:14:01,318
No more bets.
No more bets.
348
00:14:01,319 --> 00:14:02,318
How's it going?
349
00:14:03,854 --> 00:14:06,923
They put a tower
on 24.
350
00:14:06,924 --> 00:14:10,727
If it doesn't come up,
we're okay.
351
00:14:13,781 --> 00:14:14,697
Oh, boy.
352
00:14:14,698 --> 00:14:15,982
Twenty-four!
353
00:14:19,286 --> 00:14:20,454
Oh.
354
00:14:20,455 --> 00:14:24,190
I- I need to get home
for my insulin shot.
355
00:14:24,191 --> 00:14:26,626
Can I cash these in
right now, please?
356
00:14:26,627 --> 00:14:27,978
Certainly. One moment.
357
00:14:27,979 --> 00:14:29,129
Let's all cash 'em in.
358
00:14:30,614 --> 00:14:31,614
So exciting.
359
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,550
They wanna cash out.
360
00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:36,553
What have we got
money wise?
361
00:14:36,554 --> 00:14:39,189
Approximately nothing.
362
00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:41,174
What are we supposed to do?
363
00:14:41,175 --> 00:14:42,976
We must owe
a thousand dollars.
364
00:14:42,977 --> 00:14:44,878
I got a little cash
in the car.
365
00:14:44,879 --> 00:14:46,279
I'll go get it.
Okay. Hurry.
366
00:15:08,886 --> 00:15:10,804
Come on, bro.
I gotta pick my kids up.
367
00:15:10,805 --> 00:15:13,590
I am still
working on this, okay?
368
00:15:13,591 --> 00:15:15,174
You gotta make a move here.
369
00:15:16,377 --> 00:15:18,094
What- What do you
think I should do?
370
00:15:18,095 --> 00:15:19,980
Well, listen, why don't you
just go out there,
371
00:15:19,981 --> 00:15:21,747
get in her face and say,
"let's do this. "
372
00:15:21,748 --> 00:15:23,350
I bet she backs right down.
373
00:15:23,351 --> 00:15:26,102
Yeah, but what if she
doesn't back down?
374
00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:27,553
Well, then, it's on.
375
00:15:29,523 --> 00:15:31,257
How do you think
that would play out?
376
00:15:31,258 --> 00:15:34,327
Well, you got her
in weight.
377
00:15:34,328 --> 00:15:35,328
That's true.
378
00:15:35,329 --> 00:15:38,114
Yeah, and she is
a waitress.
379
00:15:38,115 --> 00:15:40,249
Yeah, I could use
her apron against her.
380
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,334
Yeah, yeah.
381
00:15:41,335 --> 00:15:42,485
Like a hockey fight.
382
00:15:42,486 --> 00:15:43,736
Yeah, just pull it
over her head.
383
00:15:43,737 --> 00:15:45,538
But look, whatever I do,
I gotta do it fast,
384
00:15:45,539 --> 00:15:47,673
'cause I can only go
full-bore for about a minute.
385
00:15:49,676 --> 00:15:52,345
Then I gotta finish the fight
from a chair.
386
00:15:55,183 --> 00:15:56,132
All right.
387
00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:58,234
So... I guess I'm gonna do this.
388
00:16:00,704 --> 00:16:01,838
You think I can take her?
389
00:16:10,481 --> 00:16:12,282
Now, listen.
390
00:16:12,283 --> 00:16:14,050
I love you...
391
00:16:14,051 --> 00:16:16,186
and I believe in you.
392
00:16:16,187 --> 00:16:19,222
If you can dream it,
you can do it.
393
00:16:26,814 --> 00:16:30,082
But when I look
in her eyes...
394
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,183
I see you dead.
395
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,268
Hey, Hol.
396
00:16:48,269 --> 00:16:49,069
Hey, Carrie.
397
00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:50,403
Oh, my gosh,
you were right.
398
00:16:50,404 --> 00:16:52,272
Johnathan
is really awesome,
399
00:16:52,273 --> 00:16:53,806
and a great kisser.
400
00:16:53,807 --> 00:16:55,808
Found that out
in lawn care.
401
00:16:56,944 --> 00:16:58,327
Way to go. All right.
Yeah.
402
00:16:58,328 --> 00:16:59,963
Well, uh, you go get
his phone number,
403
00:16:59,964 --> 00:17:01,097
and pull the van around,
404
00:17:01,098 --> 00:17:02,949
and I will load my stuff
up in the back.
405
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:05,168
Actually, I wanted
to talk to you about that.
406
00:17:05,169 --> 00:17:06,686
What's up?
Well, Johnathan and I,
407
00:17:06,687 --> 00:17:08,321
we sort of looked
at some floor plans
408
00:17:08,322 --> 00:17:09,956
and got some materials.
We're-
409
00:17:09,957 --> 00:17:12,292
We're gonna build
a futon.
410
00:17:12,293 --> 00:17:13,226
Oh, way to go.
411
00:17:13,227 --> 00:17:14,360
Yeah, yeah.
412
00:17:14,361 --> 00:17:15,879
So we're gonna
take his stuff
413
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,514
to his house in my van.
414
00:17:17,515 --> 00:17:19,633
Well, what about my stuff?
415
00:17:19,634 --> 00:17:20,733
Well, I-
I just don't think
416
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:22,168
there's gonna be
room for it now.
417
00:17:22,169 --> 00:17:23,436
But you know,
you can, um,
418
00:17:23,437 --> 00:17:24,453
call for another ride
419
00:17:24,454 --> 00:17:25,821
or maybe have it delivered.
420
00:17:25,822 --> 00:17:27,556
You're gonna ditch
your friend, Hol,
421
00:17:27,557 --> 00:17:29,259
for some guy you just
rolled around with
422
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,194
in a bag of mulch?
423
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,430
You're right, you're right.
I'm being rude.
424
00:17:34,431 --> 00:17:35,699
I'm sorry.
I'll take you.
425
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,250
All right. Okay, is this your stuff?
426
00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:38,484
Yeah, you don't
need to-
427
00:17:38,485 --> 00:17:39,686
No, don't worry about it.
428
00:17:39,687 --> 00:17:41,587
Just drive the van around,
and we'll be fine.
429
00:17:42,623 --> 00:17:44,190
What's all this?
Where's-?
430
00:17:44,191 --> 00:17:46,409
Where's all the stuff
that I picked out for you?
431
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:49,545
Oh. Um, well, I just
replaced a few items,
432
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,715
but this is still
basically your vision.
433
00:17:51,716 --> 00:17:53,700
Mm, no. No.
434
00:17:53,701 --> 00:17:55,568
Nothing of mine
is in here.
435
00:17:57,004 --> 00:17:59,306
Huh.
436
00:17:59,307 --> 00:18:00,389
Wait.
437
00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:02,491
You didn't want me
for my taste.
438
00:18:02,492 --> 00:18:04,526
You just wanted my van.
439
00:18:05,129 --> 00:18:06,913
It's a big van, Holly.
440
00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:08,748
Fine. Fine.
441
00:18:08,749 --> 00:18:11,250
Take the precious van.
I'll have John take me.
442
00:18:12,069 --> 00:18:13,937
Hey, John.
Hey, what's going on?
443
00:18:13,938 --> 00:18:15,689
Let's go.
We're gonna use your car.
444
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:16,656
What?
445
00:18:16,657 --> 00:18:19,075
You don't have your van?
446
00:18:19,076 --> 00:18:21,411
'Cause there's no way
I'm fittin' this in my Geo.
447
00:18:21,412 --> 00:18:22,461
What are you saying?
448
00:18:23,297 --> 00:18:25,047
Hey, you be good.
449
00:18:25,048 --> 00:18:26,248
Oh, my God.
450
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,822
Listen, um, I know
you're hurting right now,
451
00:18:32,823 --> 00:18:35,191
so I'm just gonna go ahead
and pull the van around front.
452
00:18:35,192 --> 00:18:36,275
Okay.
Thanks.
453
00:18:36,276 --> 00:18:37,694
Thank you.
No problem.
454
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,366
For $210 worth of chips,
you get this vial of pills.
455
00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:45,818
Don't take them with alcohol
456
00:18:45,819 --> 00:18:47,387
unless you really
wanna have fun.
457
00:18:48,556 --> 00:18:50,823
All right.
Who's next?
458
00:18:50,824 --> 00:18:53,193
Do you have more
of those pills?
459
00:18:53,194 --> 00:18:54,777
All out.
Oh.
460
00:18:54,778 --> 00:18:56,629
Then I'll take
this hookah pipe.
461
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,431
Mm.
462
00:18:58,432 --> 00:18:59,966
Here we go.
463
00:18:59,967 --> 00:19:01,651
You have
any more pills?
464
00:19:01,652 --> 00:19:02,702
I'm out of pills.
465
00:19:02,703 --> 00:19:06,205
But I do have this authentic
IPS uniform.
466
00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:07,206
But it's huge.
467
00:19:07,207 --> 00:19:08,490
Well, let your wife
have it.
468
00:19:08,491 --> 00:19:09,476
Next!
469
00:19:10,377 --> 00:19:12,445
Ah, the lucky lady.
470
00:19:12,446 --> 00:19:15,665
Well, for your chips,
you have a choice
471
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:18,300
between a collection
of Louis Prima records
472
00:19:18,301 --> 00:19:21,638
or a 10-minute shopping spree
in my daughter's closet.
473
00:19:21,639 --> 00:19:24,874
I have $600
worth of chips here.
474
00:19:25,809 --> 00:19:27,493
Well, there must be
something here
475
00:19:27,494 --> 00:19:29,629
that catches your fancy.
476
00:19:45,579 --> 00:19:46,712
Dad!
477
00:19:53,838 --> 00:19:55,538
You ready to do this?
478
00:19:55,539 --> 00:19:57,190
Yeah.
479
00:19:58,325 --> 00:19:59,725
Stay strong.
480
00:20:20,247 --> 00:20:21,815
Get back here!
481
00:20:21,816 --> 00:20:23,533
Now you're makin' me mad!
482
00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:24,901
Oh, what's the matter?
483
00:20:24,902 --> 00:20:27,002
Your short legs
can't move so fast, huh?
484
00:20:27,003 --> 00:20:29,372
That's right.
I said it.
485
00:20:37,865 --> 00:20:39,064
Go around!
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