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I'll be right back.
Yeah.
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So?
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What?
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Hello?
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My highlights?
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What do you think, huh?
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What are you
hoping for here?
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Hey, you did it.
They look great.
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All right, boys,
say hello to a winner.
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He won hoop tickets.
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Hey. Can I tell
my own story, please?
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Oh, man. These are great seats
too. How'd you get 'em?
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I just happened to know
the phrase that pays:
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"Buzz 97 rocks my world. "
Heh-heh!
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I mean, it doesn't,
but I wanted the tickets.
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Their morning zoo
is hilarious.
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Yesterday,
Spanky and The Worm
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crank-called
this old couple,
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and told them
their dog had died.
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Oh, classic The Worm.
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Uh, thanks, man, but I'm already
going to the game with somebody.
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What? With who?
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This guy just moved into my
building. He asked me to go.
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Tell this guy you just met
you're going with your friends.
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I can't do that, man.
I said yes to him already.
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Jeez, I don't wanna make things
awkward for you
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when you borrow
a cup of sugar.
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Come on, man, no reason to get
all weird about it.
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I'm not getting weird.
I'm not weird at all.
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This is probably the least weird
I've ever been.
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I gotta say,
you're acting a little weird.
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Hey, Barry Manilow,
shut up.
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Yes, that's who you look like.
It's been driving me crazy.
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Oh, hey, Hol.
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Imagine running
into you, like-
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How crazy is that?
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Uh... well, we both live
two blocks from here,
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so I wouldn't call Ripley's.
You know?
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Yeah, yeah. So this is where
you get your nails done, huh?
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Yeah. Where do you go?
Oh, I don't.
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I'm a bit of a biter.
For the special occasion,
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I'll polish the nubs.
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Whoa. Looks like you took some
finger off with that one.
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I learned a lesson there.
Never chop celery angry.
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Nails are pretty gross, huh?
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Yeah, listen, if you want,
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I can get you in
with my girl Sue.
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She could fix those right up,
and I gotta be honest,
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it's a little rough
to look at.
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That would be great. Thanks. Yeah.
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No problem.
Oh, Connie, hi.
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Uh, I just need a manicure,
a polish change on my toes,
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and if Sue could fit my friend
Holly in, that'd be great.
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Sorry, she can't
take you anymore.
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What?
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Not take you anymore.
You're not on list.
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What list?
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Excuse me.
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Pretty Nails.
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Uh, Sue?
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Hi, Carrie.
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Listen, I think Connie's been
sniffing
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the polish remover.
Ha!
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She said you can't take me
anymore
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'cause I'm not
on some list?
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Yes, I've been
cutting back on my hours
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because I just found out
that I'm pregnant.
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You're gonna have a baby?
That's great.
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And I'm not
on the list because...
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Oh, it's nothing personal.
It's just that
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I have so many wonderful
clients,
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and I had to choose just by
who's
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been coming to me the longest.
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Right.
Here's the thing, Sue.
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Nobody does my nails
like you do.
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So why don't
we just take the list,
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a little Wite-Out,
do the thing,
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and I've been coming here
for 30 years?
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Look, I promise
if anything opens up,
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you'll be
the first one I call.
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Okay, all right.
Well, thanks.
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Oh, and you have
a very talented mama.
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Sorry, Hol,
we're out of luck.
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Hey, Sue can
take you anytime,
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but don't tell that one.
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Ooh, a lot of celebrities
here tonight.
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Oh, Spike Lee.
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Huh.
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Likes
his cotton candy.
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Do you mind if I sat there
so I can be with my friends?
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You- You sold me
this seat. F- F-8.
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I know. I had four tickets,
I just gave you one randomly.
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I didn't think it'd make
a difference. I'm F-8.
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Well, that's agreed upon.
It's just-
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Maybe if I give you
my ticket,
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you'll be F-9
and I'll be F-8.
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I'm F-8.
And backing off.
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Oh, hey, there's Deac.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. That must
be his friend James.
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He's black.
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Hey, hey,
let me take a look.
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Hey, you're just
getting over pinkeye.
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Yeah? Who do you think
gave it to me?
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Who said you could
use my towel?
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Would you guys
just shut up?
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You're giving me
and F-8 a headache.
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How's it going,
amigo?
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Yeah.
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You realize your face
is burnt off?
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It's a chemical peel,
all right?
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I realized if, uh, I'm gonna
have killer hair,
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I might as well have a killer
face to go along with it.
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Mission accomplished.
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Anyway,
Deac left a message.
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He's, uh, helping
his grandmother move today,
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so he's not coming.
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Really?
We just saw him-
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Danny.
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W- what's-?
What's going on?
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Well,
he may have told you
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he was helping
his "grandmother move,"
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but we were driving
by the Cineplex earlier,
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and we saw him
standing in line
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with you-know-who.
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I- I don't believe this.
He's been blowing us off
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all week for this guy.
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Don't get angry at him.
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If you think about it,
it makes perfect sense.
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What?
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Well, this James guy
might
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satisfy
certain, uh, needs
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that we can't.
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Like what?
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His needs, his urges
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to be around other people
who are...
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black.
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Look, I've been friends
with Deac for 10 years.
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He never said anything
about having black needs.
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It's not something
you talk about.
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I don't talk about my need
to be around other Albanians.
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You're Albanian?
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Yes, and I have a lot
of Albanian friends,
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and that's nothing you need
to be threatened by, okay?
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Which is Albanian for:
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"You are my brother,
whatever your creed. "
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Wow.
How do your people say,
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shut mouth now?
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Okay, I'm trying to help you
understand him.
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I understand fine,
all right?
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I'm Deacon's best friend,
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and he doesn't
have any urges
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that I can't take care of.
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Yeah, I said it.
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What's going on,
my brother?
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Hey, Doug.
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Did you happen to catch
that special last night
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they had on, uh,
Malcolm X?
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Nope.
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Powerful stuff, man.
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Powerful stuff.
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Damn. I got three deliveries
in Jersey today.
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They were comparing him
to Martin Luther King,
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another great
civil rights leader.
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Turns out
the two of them
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had some pretty
different ideas.
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So I've heard.
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One was very non-violent,
that would be your Dr. King,
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a great man
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who gave us
a great day off.
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What's going on?
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I'm just talking
a little black history.
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You don't even know
white history.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Is that only a topic you can
discuss
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with your new friend
James?
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What?
Yeah, yeah.
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I know what
you did yesterday.
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L- let me ask, did you really
help your grandmother move,
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or did you and James
go to the movies?!
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Actually, both.
He helped move my grandma,
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and then we caught a movie.
What's the big deal?
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W- why didn't you
ask me to help you?
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I did ask you last week.
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You said
it wasn't your "thang. "
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Do you get black urges?
Do you-?
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I gotta go to Jersey.
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Most definitely.
Most definitely.
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And tell me this,
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why is there
a liquor store
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on every corner
in our neighborhoods?
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Oh, yes.
Yes, my brother.
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That is how the white man
keeps us under his boot.
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Oh, most definitely.
That's right.
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Yeah, you know what
the white man
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should be giving you?
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Some reparations.
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And then
the Lord said,
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"Fish don't fry
in the kitchen. "
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Say it loud.
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He said, "Beans don't burn
on the grill. "
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No, preacher, they don't.
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It took a whole lot
of trying... Oh, yes.
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just to get up
that hill.
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Who let this man
in here?
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Have mercy.
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You don't
belong in here.
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You don't
belong in here.
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You don't
belong here.
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Let it go, Doug.
You're white.
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And that's cool,
man.
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Oh, hey, Hol.
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Hey, Carrie, I-
I didn't know you were home.
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Yeah, well, I may never
leave the house again.
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I was just dropping off
your dad's bill.
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All right. I'll give you the
cash right now.
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00:11:09,764 --> 00:11:11,131
No, no, you can just mail me
a check.
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I don't feel comfortable
carrying around all that cash.
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It's $15, Hol.
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Roll the dice.
Heh.
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Just grab it out of my purse.
My nails are wet.
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Oh, sure, yeah.
Thanks.
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Um...
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What are you doing?
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Um, I'm trying not
to be so dependent
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on my fingers.
Ha-ha!
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Did you just
get a manicure?
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Gosh, did I? Um...
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Oh, let me see.
They look gorgeous.
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Wow. Why are
your hands shaking?
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I ran out of beer
this morning.
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Oh, my God.
Did Sue do these?
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I told her not to.
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How'd you get in with her?
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How'd you get on the list?
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There is no list, Carrie.
What?
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She just made that up so she
wouldn't have to do your nails.
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Why?
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00:12:01,149 --> 00:12:03,617
Well, she- She says
you're too demanding.
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Oh, yeah, okay.
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I'm too demanding.
Right.
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You think I'm
too demanding? Do you?
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No?
Oh, yes, you do.
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What else did she say?
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Well, sh-she said often,
you know, that you're-
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You're late,
and that you, um,
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tend to
steal the magazines.
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Oh, okay.
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Like I need this week's issue
of Korean People.
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Yeah. All right.
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Maybe I'll just take
my money and go.
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You know what?
I'll send you the check.
253
00:12:26,507 --> 00:12:27,590
Okay.
Yeah.
254
00:12:35,299 --> 00:12:36,566
I had a dream.
255
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:38,568
Okay, look, enough
with the black stuff, man.
256
00:12:38,569 --> 00:12:39,853
No, no, really.
257
00:12:39,854 --> 00:12:40,753
Look, James is coming by.
258
00:12:40,754 --> 00:12:42,389
Just try and keep it together.
259
00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:44,274
At first I was upset because you
were hanging out
260
00:12:44,275 --> 00:12:46,193
with James all the time.
All right, listen,
261
00:12:46,194 --> 00:12:47,627
I know I haven't been
around much,
262
00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:49,496
but me and James
got a lot in common-
263
00:12:49,497 --> 00:12:51,198
No, it's okay.
That's what I'm saying.
264
00:12:51,199 --> 00:12:52,315
Look,
I get it now.
265
00:12:52,316 --> 00:12:54,434
I've been acting
like an idiot, and...
266
00:12:54,435 --> 00:12:56,086
I'm sorry.
267
00:12:56,087 --> 00:12:58,238
All right.
Then we're cool.
268
00:12:59,156 --> 00:13:01,057
Hey, Deac.
You ready?
269
00:13:01,058 --> 00:13:03,192
Yeah. Oh, and by the way,
this is my friend Doug.
270
00:13:03,193 --> 00:13:04,928
Uh, James Robinson.
271
00:13:04,929 --> 00:13:06,663
Hey, good to meet you.
Good to meet you.
272
00:13:06,664 --> 00:13:08,081
I'll be back in a couple
of seconds.
273
00:13:08,082 --> 00:13:09,565
I gotta drop off
my route sheet.
274
00:13:09,566 --> 00:13:10,733
All right.
275
00:13:20,528 --> 00:13:23,814
S- so, how do you like delivering
for Sparkletts?
276
00:13:23,815 --> 00:13:24,848
It's good. I can't complain.
277
00:13:24,849 --> 00:13:26,716
I deliver to three different
pizza places,
278
00:13:26,717 --> 00:13:28,518
and I like my cheese.
279
00:13:29,803 --> 00:13:31,337
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
280
00:13:31,338 --> 00:13:34,374
So, you, uh- You guys going out
to a jazz club tonight?
281
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:36,325
Jazz? Jazz blows.
282
00:13:36,326 --> 00:13:37,794
Yeah, I'm more
into classic rock.
283
00:13:37,795 --> 00:13:39,462
You know,
Aerosmith, Van Halen.
284
00:13:39,463 --> 00:13:41,531
I'm kind of on
an Eddie Money kick right now.
285
00:13:42,099 --> 00:13:43,783
I love Eddie Money.
286
00:13:45,336 --> 00:13:46,836
Anyway, we're heading up
to Regan's.
287
00:13:46,837 --> 00:13:48,704
They've got a wing eating
contest tonight.
288
00:13:48,705 --> 00:13:50,656
Somebody broke
my record, so...
289
00:13:50,657 --> 00:13:52,208
Gotta win my belt back.
290
00:13:52,209 --> 00:13:53,676
I'm gonna hit the restroom.
291
00:13:53,677 --> 00:13:55,945
I gotta change
into my eating clothes.
292
00:13:57,348 --> 00:13:59,316
I have eating clothes.
293
00:13:59,317 --> 00:14:01,884
Wh-what's going on?
What are you talking about?
294
00:14:01,885 --> 00:14:03,653
James remind you
of anybody?
295
00:14:03,654 --> 00:14:05,054
I don't know. Uh...
296
00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:06,723
Kirby Puckett?
297
00:14:07,658 --> 00:14:09,058
Let me give you a few
clues, okay?
298
00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:11,093
He's a driver
who likes his cheese,
299
00:14:11,094 --> 00:14:14,063
hates jazz, and is a former
wing eating champion.
300
00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:17,066
You went out and got yourself
a black Doug.
301
00:14:17,751 --> 00:14:19,086
What?
302
00:14:19,087 --> 00:14:20,670
I had no problem
when you were out there
303
00:14:20,671 --> 00:14:22,305
taking care
of your black needs,
304
00:14:22,306 --> 00:14:25,342
but this guy isn't giving you
anything that I can't.
305
00:14:25,343 --> 00:14:27,410
Oh, I see.
So if me and James
306
00:14:27,411 --> 00:14:29,546
were out drinking Cristal
and break dancing,
307
00:14:29,547 --> 00:14:31,131
you'd be okay with that.
308
00:14:31,132 --> 00:14:32,849
Absolutely.
309
00:14:32,850 --> 00:14:33,899
I am so sorry.
310
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,502
From now on, I'll
run my friends by you
311
00:14:35,503 --> 00:14:37,086
to make sure they're black
enough.
312
00:14:37,087 --> 00:14:39,072
Hey, I was just trying
to have a heart-to-heart.
313
00:14:39,073 --> 00:14:41,274
You're the one
who made it ugly.
314
00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:44,527
Fine. I'll go to the Foxy Brown
film festival by myself.
315
00:14:50,284 --> 00:14:51,751
Please, we don't want
no trouble.
316
00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,687
No, no. No trouble.
317
00:14:53,688 --> 00:14:55,655
Hey, Sue.
Oh, hi, Carrie.
318
00:14:55,656 --> 00:14:58,208
No cancellations yet,
but I'll call you.
319
00:14:58,209 --> 00:15:00,544
Listen, you can cut the act.
I already talked to Holly.
320
00:15:00,545 --> 00:15:02,128
Oh.
Yeah. The thing is,
321
00:15:02,129 --> 00:15:04,281
I've been doing a lot
of thinking, and you're right.
322
00:15:04,282 --> 00:15:07,817
I can be too demanding,
inconsiderate, and rude. Ha!
323
00:15:08,502 --> 00:15:09,952
The bottom line is,
324
00:15:09,953 --> 00:15:11,671
um, I can be somewhat
of a, um-
325
00:15:11,672 --> 00:15:13,473
What's your people's
word for "bitch"?
326
00:15:13,474 --> 00:15:16,209
Around here,
we say "Carrie. "
327
00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:19,245
That's a good one.
Ouch.
328
00:15:20,247 --> 00:15:21,614
Anyway, from now on,
329
00:15:21,615 --> 00:15:23,383
I will just come in,
pick my color,
330
00:15:23,384 --> 00:15:25,986
read my People
and keep my yap shut. Ha!
331
00:15:25,987 --> 00:15:28,021
Oh, and here, I got you a bunch
of rattles and crap
332
00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:29,355
for your
new bundle of joy.
333
00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:30,523
Oh, how sweet.
334
00:15:30,524 --> 00:15:33,109
Yeah. So I'm back in?
No.
335
00:15:33,110 --> 00:15:35,428
What do you mean, "no"?
I just apologized.
336
00:15:35,429 --> 00:15:37,497
I brought you a beautiful gift
for the baby.
337
00:15:37,498 --> 00:15:40,850
Yeah, about me
being pregnant...
338
00:15:40,851 --> 00:15:43,636
I-
You made up a baby?
339
00:15:44,271 --> 00:15:46,039
You're very difficult.
340
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,175
Oh. Okay, Sue, you know what?
That's fine.
341
00:15:49,176 --> 00:15:52,796
There are 10 other nail salons
on this block alone,
342
00:15:52,797 --> 00:15:54,530
salons that would be
happy to have me, okay?
343
00:15:54,531 --> 00:15:57,000
So sayonara to you
and your fake baby and...
344
00:16:07,361 --> 00:16:08,577
May?
345
00:16:11,682 --> 00:16:13,850
Carrie Heffernan.
346
00:16:15,119 --> 00:16:16,485
Hi.
347
00:16:16,486 --> 00:16:19,022
Do you have someone available?
I just need a manicure.
348
00:16:19,023 --> 00:16:21,190
Name?
Carrie Heffernan.
349
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:23,509
No. We can't take you.
350
00:16:24,595 --> 00:16:26,796
What?
Can't take you.
351
00:16:26,797 --> 00:16:28,131
Okay.
352
00:17:37,234 --> 00:17:38,902
Hey, what-?
What are you doing here?
353
00:17:38,903 --> 00:17:40,553
Signed up
for the contest.
354
00:17:40,554 --> 00:17:41,588
What?
355
00:17:41,589 --> 00:17:43,122
Pretty sure
it's open to anybody.
356
00:17:43,123 --> 00:17:44,624
Uh, I didn't
see any signs that said:
357
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:47,110
"No white Dougs allowed. "
358
00:17:48,395 --> 00:17:50,914
All right, gentlemen,
to your wings.
359
00:17:50,915 --> 00:17:53,800
You'll have 12 minutes to eat
as many wings as you can,
360
00:17:53,801 --> 00:17:56,586
and per Competitive Eating
Association rules,
361
00:17:56,587 --> 00:17:58,121
throw up,
you're thrown out.
362
00:18:00,057 --> 00:18:01,758
On your mark...
363
00:18:01,759 --> 00:18:02,842
get set...
364
00:18:04,512 --> 00:18:05,428
eat!
365
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,118
Yeah. Come on.
366
00:18:17,424 --> 00:18:18,641
Yeah!
367
00:18:33,624 --> 00:18:36,259
Down goes Robinson.
It's over.
368
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,994
The winner,
Doug Heffernan.
369
00:18:37,995 --> 00:18:39,829
Yeah!
370
00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:41,965
Woo-ooh!
371
00:18:43,684 --> 00:18:45,818
All right, why don't you, uh,
say goodbye to James,
372
00:18:45,819 --> 00:18:47,470
and you and me
will get out of here?
373
00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:49,456
What?
I won. I beat him.
374
00:18:49,457 --> 00:18:50,774
You're back with me now.
375
00:18:50,775 --> 00:18:53,526
I'm not going with you.
376
00:18:53,527 --> 00:18:54,343
What?
377
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:56,145
What, you think
I pick my friends
378
00:18:56,146 --> 00:18:58,181
by who eats
the most chicken wings?
379
00:18:58,182 --> 00:18:59,816
Heh!
That's silly. Heh-heh!
380
00:18:59,817 --> 00:19:01,884
Look, I- I don't know how
you pick your friends,
381
00:19:01,885 --> 00:19:04,621
but all I'm saying is I just ate
200 chicken wings for you.
382
00:19:04,622 --> 00:19:06,539
Yeah, and I don't think you
would do that for me,
383
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:08,992
and I gotta tell you,
that hurts, you know?
384
00:19:08,993 --> 00:19:10,460
Doug, come on.
I don't understand
385
00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:11,828
why you're getting all crazy.
386
00:19:11,829 --> 00:19:13,713
Because we're supposed
to be best friends.
387
00:19:13,714 --> 00:19:16,482
We are.
That hasn't changed.
388
00:19:16,483 --> 00:19:18,585
You just gotta learn
how to chill out a little.
389
00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:25,608
I like your belt.
390
00:19:27,144 --> 00:19:29,028
Actually,
it's a replica.
391
00:19:29,029 --> 00:19:30,863
They keep the real one
in Cleveland.
392
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,717
So, you, uh...
393
00:19:34,718 --> 00:19:36,152
going out with James
now, or...
394
00:19:36,153 --> 00:19:39,222
'Cause I was thinking about
grabbing some dessert.
395
00:19:39,223 --> 00:19:40,956
Dessert?
396
00:19:40,957 --> 00:19:43,076
You just ate 10 pounds
of chicken wings.
397
00:19:43,077 --> 00:19:43,943
Yeah.
398
00:19:43,944 --> 00:19:46,279
I need a little
something sweet.
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