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Woah!
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Oh!
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- Marcus!
- Did I startle you?
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No, no I was, no.
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How are you,
how was school?
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- 'tupid.
- Right.
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Hope I'm not interrupting.
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No, no. I think it's just
uh, delivered by mistake.
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- You know why Judith left you?
- Oh, hey now listen.
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- Mommy loves you Marcus.
- I know she loves me.
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We're trying to establish
why she does not love you.
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Right.
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- 'cos you are weak,
- Okay.
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- and you are boring,
- I see
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and you are lazy.
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That true?
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- It's not that I didn't love you,
- There you go, you see?
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- I despised you.
- Oh.
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You witnessed throwing her
into the arms of another man,
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a man who could
properly nourish her,
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both intellectually,
as well as physically.
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That's exactly right.
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Really don't need to hear
about Philip. No offense Philip!
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Hey I don't care bud,
I ended up scoring the hottie.
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Not in front of him,
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you are still his headmaster
for god's sake.
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So we'll see you next weekend.
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Oh, but can't I just
stay with you?
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It's only temporary.
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Just while your mama
sorts out all the legal stuff.
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Yes.
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- And her pill addiction.
- Philip!
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Come on, come on
say good-bye.
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You take care big bear.
Don't, get off me.
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Come on hey Goose,
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I'm feelin'
the need for speed.
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- You call me.
- No.
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Okay.
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Right, now the oldies
are out of our hair.
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What say you and me grab
ourselves a pizza, or alone time.
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Yeah, that's a good idea.
I could... do that.
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Spy 01x01
Codename Loser
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22 pages a minute,
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pretty reasonable
ink consumption.
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- And the photo quality is good?
- It's not bad.
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Can I access the printer
through my phone?
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Why do you want to do that for?
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- I'm handling this, thanks Chris.
- Well I just thought that...
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- I loath people like you.
- Chris!
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Transfering your failed aspirations
onto some trendy bit of hardware
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that has the processing
power to run NASA.
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Chris!
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But all you do is watch hilarious
clips of fat kids on rollercoasters.
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Chris!
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Or illegally download
the latest Girls Aloud album,
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because you too embarassed
and too cheap to pay for it.
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- Chris!
- And the rest of the time
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you sit in front of your screen
slack-jawed,
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go watching yourself on
meaningless trivalent.
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Oh one day, the futility
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- of your hateful existence
- Chris!
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smacks you square
in your flat table face.
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- I'm going to think about it.
- Alrighty.
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Thanks. Do call again.
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- Just for once?
- What?
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Why do you stay at
Computer Galaxy?
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The prestige.
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- Marcus hates me.
- Marcus is a dick.
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You can't say that
about my son.
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Why not?
I've met him, he is.
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He's nine!
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I don't know why you don't just
let him live with his mom?
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Believe me, Judith
is not a good mother.
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Well, for what it's worth I think
Marcus is pretty hard on you.
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Thanks!
I appreciate that.
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So you divorce his mother,
big deal. Why not?
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She was actually
the one, who...
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So what if you exploited
her pill addiction
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to win back custody and have her
tossed out of her own house?
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Good for you.
It show you care.
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That was... of course
I decided that I should...
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Who honestly cares if you've been
working as a junior sales assistant
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in a computer shop for
the last seven years?
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Five years, actually.
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Seven years actually, dude.
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Seven years?
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Well, no wonder
he doesn't respect me,
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I'm not... going, nowhere.
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- That's the problem because...
- No, I'm sorry.
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I should be doing
more with my life,
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than selling cheap printers
and sitting here with you
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every single day,
sharing M&S meal deals.
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I have a BSE from Sussex, Chris.
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I have a first from Oxford,
and do you see me complaining?
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- All the time.
- Exactly!
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No, I'm sorry.
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No.
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What are you doing?
It isn't time.
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I'm quiting.
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- Quiting to do what?
- I don't know.
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Something better with my life.
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I'll see you around, Chris.
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You got something on your...
Yeah.
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Possiamo mangiare oggi.
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- What?
- Any danger from supper?
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Yes, absolutely.
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Let's see what've we got.
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Oh, cumin.
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Forget it.
I go around to Justin's.
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They're having ***
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I quit my job!
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You did what?
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I quit my job today.
Yeah!
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And what exactly we
going to do for money?
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Get another job.
A better job.
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Doing what?
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Sudoku?
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I haven't fi...
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figured it out yet.
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Well, take your time.
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The human body can last
a good ten days
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before withering to death
from malnutrition.
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I'm sensing that
you know that pleased.
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I know it's unfashionable
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in today's socialist dystopia,
but I still regard unemployment
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as a badge of failure.
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No, see no, look this is
a new start for me.
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*** you know?
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I mean yes, things might be a
little bit difficult to begin with,
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but it's a chance for us to really
come together, you know?
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Be a team.
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Come on,
what do you say?
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- Dad?
- Yeah?
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Get a bloody job.
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Understood.
Good.
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Have fun!
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Hurray!
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You have a BSE in computer science.
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With Spanish.
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With Spanish,
Claro que si.
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What?
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You've been working at
Computer Galaxy
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for you think five years,
but it might be seven.
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Yeah, that's right.
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You like number puzzles
and strategic board games.
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I do.
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And you have an adorable
little son, called Marcus.
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I have a son.
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Alright, let's see
what we've got.
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You should be doing this,
Mr. Computer.
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Yeah.
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No you shouldn't.
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We're a government founded
organisation,
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and it would be illegal if I'd
let you touch my terminal.
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- Right. I didn't ask to...
- Yeah, well next time just think.
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Oh, here we go.
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McLaren are looking for computer
engineer for their Formula 1 team,
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involves attending
all the Grands Prix,
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Monaco, California, Indonesia.
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Salary 58.5
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That sounds great.
I can't be away that much.
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Need to be with my son.
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I bet he absolutely
loves being with you.
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Wells... Oh, Playboy are
looking for a web technician.
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That sound quite fun,
doesn't it?
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Sign me up.
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You have a son!
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- No, but you just, you would.
- Shame on you Tim!
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Okay.
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Well it's gone now, so.
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Oh, what about this one?
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Civil service, they need
someone to imput data.
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Now it's only a six month contract,
but you never know,
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might get extended.
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Yeah, ***
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Really?
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Yeah, civil service.
Why not?
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Score!
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Alright, now there's an
assesment day tomorrow at 12:00
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so I'll just print off your forms
and you are good to go.
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Alrighty.
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I feel like this is going to be the
start of great things for you, Tim.
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Hey!
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Good jog?
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Are you ready
for your interview?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Do you want to practice
some questions?
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Nope.
I think I'm okay.
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Why do you think you're
suited to this position?
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- Well...
- Too slow!
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On a scale of 4 to 60, do you
prefer failure or defeat?
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Don't understand.
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- Really?
- No.
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- 47?
- What?
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- No?
- No.
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- Okay, pretty basic stuff.
- Yeah.
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I'm pretty sure that they going
to stick to questions about my CV.
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- Just the one sheet?
- Yeah.
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How compact.
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- Says here you're single.
- Yes.
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Been single a long time?
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Um, well since your mother
left me, so uh, what's that?
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All about a year?
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And why specifically do you think
women find you so repugnant?
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Yeah, I really don't think that
they're going to ask me that.
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Says here you speak
intermediate Spanish.
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S�.
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Cuales son las exportaciones
principales de Catalunya?
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S�.
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[Speaking gibberish]
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Do you think you got the job?
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- Nope.
- No.
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You've got to pick me up
from football this afternoon.
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And try not to be too late.
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Probably not the best
idea for a 9-year-old
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to be left alone in an
empty playing field.
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Alrighty.
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Unless you're trying
to get me abducted.
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Is that what you want, Tim?
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No.
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Good luck with the interview!
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Excuse me!
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Um, you don't know
where room 1-5...
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Okay, thanks.
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You don't know if...
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You don't know?
No.
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Just in time.
In you pop.
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Sorry!
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No talking. Thank you.
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Alright, you have one hour.
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Begin!
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Ssshh!
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Sorry!
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Uh, maybe just leave them?
Yes.
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- Here you go.
- Oh, no. I finished.
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Finished?
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It's only been 17 minutes.
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I can stay, it's fine.
I got things.
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Sorry!
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- What's your name?
- Tim Elliott.
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Well done, Tim.
Well done.
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Be back at 2 pm,
for the interview.
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Okay.
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- I'll just get it later.
- Yeah, good idea.
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Good luck!
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I think it went okay.
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Well you'd be sure
to tell them for me,
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that the civil service
is nothing but a pimp
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to this fascist
puppet government,
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and I count off the days till
we see their survival heads
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rolling in the streets.
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Yeah. Yeah,
I'll definitely do that.
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- Alright, cool.
- Alrighty.
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You going to need a new one.
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Do you mind?
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Well, I was sitting here first.
257
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No, I meant with you.
Sit with you.
258
00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:28,008
Oh, you it's alright. I thought
you meant you wanted me to...
259
00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:30,310
Do you mind?
260
00:13:30,345 --> 00:13:31,627
Sorry, no.
Yeah, go ahead.
261
00:13:32,494 --> 00:13:34,162
We haven't met probably.
I'm Caitlin.
262
00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:35,827
I'm Tim.
263
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,300
- Sausage?
- No, thanks.
264
00:13:38,335 --> 00:13:39,993
- They're pork.
- I'm fine.
265
00:13:40,271 --> 00:13:43,684
It's like ***
It says 87% meat.
266
00:13:43,719 --> 00:13:46,098
You finished the test
very quickly.
267
00:13:46,447 --> 00:13:47,419
There's definitely
pork in there.
268
00:13:47,454 --> 00:13:48,990
I mean I found it
pretty easy as well.
269
00:13:49,025 --> 00:13:49,630
And beef?
270
00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:52,744
But then again my entire career
was leading up to this moment, so.
271
00:13:53,863 --> 00:13:54,600
Really?
272
00:13:56,221 --> 00:13:57,731
Well, I don't think
you'll get the job.
273
00:13:58,469 --> 00:14:00,650
- Why? Have you heard something?
- No.
274
00:14:00,685 --> 00:14:02,703
Is this part of the test?
Are you wearing a wire?
275
00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:04,663
What?
No, I'm not, no.
276
00:14:04,698 --> 00:14:06,733
My son just say that they
only hire ugly people
277
00:14:06,768 --> 00:14:09,469
in the civil service, so
that would count you out.
278
00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:12,443
Oh. Right.
279
00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:17,086
- Sorry about that.
- It's fine.
280
00:14:18,229 --> 00:14:20,851
God I want this job!
Sorry.
281
00:14:20,886 --> 00:14:22,189
Don't worry about it.
282
00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:24,249
There're lots of
other jobs out there.
283
00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:26,100
There's one at Playboy right
now, if you're interested.
284
00:14:26,135 --> 00:14:27,050
Excuse me?
285
00:14:27,085 --> 00:14:29,070
Not as a model, you know,
just techie stuff.
286
00:14:29,105 --> 00:14:29,654
Oh right.
287
00:14:29,689 --> 00:14:31,560
Not that you know not
attractive enough to be a model,
288
00:14:31,595 --> 00:14:34,836
because that you are, you know,
but you don't even want to, um...
289
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:36,253
What?
290
00:14:36,288 --> 00:14:37,672
You know. Do all the...
291
00:14:39,855 --> 00:14:41,020
- No.
- No?
292
00:14:41,055 --> 00:14:43,748
- No. I mean thanks, but no thanks.
- No thanks.
293
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,442
Right! Yes! Yes!
I mean not even thanks, right?
294
00:14:46,477 --> 00:14:47,470
Just no.
295
00:14:50,158 --> 00:14:51,798
- I'm going to head back.
- Okay. Yeah.
296
00:14:52,527 --> 00:14:54,318
- Good luck this afternoon!
- You too!
297
00:14:58,704 --> 00:14:59,809
You sure you...?
298
00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:06,109
***
299
00:15:07,109 --> 00:15:08,109
Yes...
300
00:15:18,963 --> 00:15:21,748
- Damn impressive exam results, Tim.
- Thank you.
301
00:15:22,127 --> 00:15:24,115
Hope we not appear to
have any paperwork on you.
302
00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:26,515
No, job centre should've
sent that over.
303
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,318
Discrete, I like that.
304
00:15:28,831 --> 00:15:30,270
So, any questions for us?
305
00:15:30,907 --> 00:15:32,064
Um...
306
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,861
Do you do dental cover?
You know, for the teeth?
307
00:15:38,752 --> 00:15:41,536
He's... You are
one cool guy, Tim.
308
00:15:41,571 --> 00:15:42,002
Really?
309
00:15:42,037 --> 00:15:43,603
- Smoking cool.
- Okay.
310
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:44,960
But I bet you
hear that all the time.
311
00:15:44,995 --> 00:15:46,037
Not as often as you think.
312
00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:48,877
Tim, we err...
we'd like to offer you a job.
313
00:15:49,212 --> 00:15:51,298
Wow, brilliant.
Okay, thanks!
314
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,639
Good.
315
00:16:08,126 --> 00:16:09,721
He is one cool guy.
316
00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:15,625
He's good, huh?
317
00:16:23,991 --> 00:16:25,326
- And that is?
- Yeah, I know.
318
00:16:25,361 --> 00:16:27,494
It's standard issue
Glock 17 I'm affraid.
319
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:31,417
But hey, you're free to
supplement it as you see fit.
320
00:16:32,955 --> 00:16:35,908
Personally I prefer
these babies.
321
00:16:41,135 --> 00:16:42,239
Right. Good.
322
00:16:42,274 --> 00:16:45,100
- What? Everything okay?
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
323
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:47,170
Actually one thing.
324
00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:51,270
Will I be needing that a lot,
do you think?
325
00:16:51,305 --> 00:16:53,207
- What's your meaning?
- For the data processing?
326
00:16:53,242 --> 00:16:54,192
Not really your tea bag.
327
00:16:54,227 --> 00:16:56,445
Pr... processing the data?
328
00:16:58,334 --> 00:16:59,556
- Woah!
- Woah! Woah!
329
00:16:59,591 --> 00:17:00,701
- Woah!
- Hey!
330
00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:02,248
It's okay, nice and easy.
331
00:17:03,585 --> 00:17:05,750
That's it, just slide it across.
332
00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:14,111
You see that I am fully conversant
in PowerPoint and Excel,
333
00:17:14,652 --> 00:17:19,382
and I do speak
intermediate Spanish.
334
00:17:25,482 --> 00:17:29,564
Tim, would you just go
outside for a moment?
335
00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:33,600
- Should I take?
- Not just yet.
336
00:17:43,201 --> 00:17:44,299
Well, Tim.
337
00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:46,546
Clearly there has been
some kind of mix-up.
338
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:47,986
Oh dear!
339
00:17:48,021 --> 00:17:49,991
Now I have to inform you that
everything that you have seen today
340
00:17:50,026 --> 00:17:52,251
falls strictly within
the official secrets act,
341
00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:54,477
and its breach will result
in life in prisonment.
342
00:17:54,803 --> 00:17:56,947
- Do you understand?
- Yes. Yes.
343
00:17:57,332 --> 00:18:00,760
You have put us in a
very awkward position.
344
00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:05,192
But luckily for you,
I like awkward positions.
345
00:18:06,757 --> 00:18:08,501
Always have.
You read me?
346
00:18:08,536 --> 00:18:09,520
- No.
- Terrific.
347
00:18:10,228 --> 00:18:12,241
Now Tim, you've
demonstrated skills today
348
00:18:12,276 --> 00:18:13,619
that we can definitely use.
349
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:17,792
So what do you say, pal?
You want a job?
350
00:18:18,159 --> 00:18:20,404
- What? Doing what?
- What do you think?
351
00:18:20,439 --> 00:18:23,516
As an agent in her majesty's
secret intelligent service.
352
00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:25,185
Shut up!
353
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:26,853
No, rea...
354
00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:28,518
Any questions?
355
00:18:28,553 --> 00:18:31,747
- Um, what does the job involve?
- That's classified.
356
00:18:31,782 --> 00:18:33,405
- Do I get to stay in London?
- Classified.
357
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,029
But I'd be working for you?
No, I got it!
358
00:18:35,064 --> 00:18:36,332
- Classified.
- No it isn't.
359
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:37,601
- No? Okay.
- No, only kidding.
360
00:18:37,636 --> 00:18:39,034
That really is classified.
361
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,569
I... could I think about it?
362
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:42,879
No.
Not a way around.
363
00:18:43,593 --> 00:18:46,232
But Tim, if you do
accept this job,
364
00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:49,838
your world will never
be the same again.
365
00:18:50,677 --> 00:18:53,100
People's lives will
depend on you.
366
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,604
Is that fun?
Of course it is
367
00:18:56,388 --> 00:18:57,867
But it's also a burden.
368
00:18:57,902 --> 00:19:00,727
A burden that you cannot
share with anyone.
369
00:19:00,762 --> 00:19:03,311
And I mean anyone.
370
00:19:03,969 --> 00:19:06,587
Well?
What do you say?
371
00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:32,319
You did well today, Caitlin.
372
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:34,309
Welcome aboard!
373
00:19:38,864 --> 00:19:39,662
Lovely!
374
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,554
- It's so beautiful.
- What are you wearing?
375
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,911
I was just catching some rays.
376
00:19:50,946 --> 00:19:52,199
- Have you shot it yet?
- No.
377
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,706
- Can we shoot it?
- No, it's really dangerous.
378
00:19:54,741 --> 00:19:55,913
Oh, from so you heard?
379
00:19:55,948 --> 00:19:58,444
This is ridiculus.
I went for job in IT.
380
00:19:58,479 --> 00:20:00,489
How could I be
a government agent?
381
00:20:00,918 --> 00:20:03,111
Yeah, I am amazed about
how you keep that a secret.
382
00:20:04,729 --> 00:20:06,084
You see how bad I'm
going to be at this?
383
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:09,638
- Oh, can we shoot Marcus?
- No, it's... Marcus, damn it!
384
00:20:15,963 --> 00:20:17,160
- Sorry, can I?
- Yeah.
385
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,713
- Don't tell anyone!
- Okay!
386
00:20:36,607 --> 00:20:37,957
Hey!
Sorry!
387
00:20:37,992 --> 00:20:39,391
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
388
00:20:39,426 --> 00:20:39,855
I'm so sorry!
389
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,204
- Are you okay?
- Mommy said you'd be late.
390
00:20:42,239 --> 00:20:44,448
Yet another reason
why she loaths you.
391
00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:46,245
- Is that true?
- What do you think?
392
00:20:46,521 --> 00:20:47,710
Philip's never late.
393
00:20:47,745 --> 00:20:49,637
Can we please
not discuss Philip?
394
00:20:49,672 --> 00:20:51,530
- No offense Philip.
- Rodger that.
395
00:20:52,114 --> 00:20:54,528
23 minutes late.
396
00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:57,334
- Make a note, please Philip.
- Sorry muchacho!
397
00:20:57,643 --> 00:20:59,917
Can we get in the car?
I'm actually quite cold.
398
00:21:04,427 --> 00:21:06,838
- Good response time, Mommy.
- Won't be long now, Marcus!
399
00:21:06,873 --> 00:21:08,885
Ciao bud, you call me, eh?
400
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,352
Stop saying that,
I will never call you!
401
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:11,353
10-4.
402
00:21:16,904 --> 00:21:18,068
Ask me about the interview.
403
00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:20,073
- How was the interview?
- It was good.
404
00:21:20,108 --> 00:21:22,208
- Did you get the job?
- Yes I did.
405
00:21:22,343 --> 00:21:25,251
And what critical function
will you be providing?
406
00:21:25,286 --> 00:21:26,812
Okay, you are not
going to believe this,
407
00:21:26,847 --> 00:21:30,997
but your father is going
to be responsible for...
408
00:21:33,871 --> 00:21:37,756
copying spreadsheets
and imputting random data.
409
00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:41,278
It must be thrilling to have
finally fulfilled your potential.
410
00:21:42,715 --> 00:21:44,182
It really is.
411
00:21:49,982 --> 00:21:53,682
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