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["California Love" playing]

Lots of love!

[all cheering]

[sniffing]

[dog yelps]

What? You little mutt!

Come back here!

Bring back my gyros!

[woman] Hey, watch it!

- [woman yelps] - Excuse me.

Pardon me. Whoa!

- [man] Hey! Bone-headed pooch! - Sorry!

Ruh-roh!

Dispatch, I've got a stray dog on a tube of compressed meat.

- [siren wailing] - Repeat.

I have a grand theft gyro in progress.

Hey, slow it down!

- Huh? - Yikes.

Hey!

[grunts]

[all exclaiming]

[siren wailing]

[yelping]

Zoinks!

Like, slow down, dude.

[man singing on headphones] Show me the meaning of being lonely

[man singing] One is the loneliest number

[man singing] Lonely

I'm Mr. Lonely

[Ira on recording] Hello, I'm Ira Glass.

Welcome to another episode of my new podcast...

Friends, Who Needs Them? You Do.

This week's challenge, put yourself out there.

When the hand of friendship is offered to you, take it.

You can do it.

Now, go. Make some friends.

- [siren wailing] - [dog] Excuse me! Coming through!

- Dude! - Whoa!

Phew.

Huh?

Make friends. Check.

Nice to meet you, Shelly and Sandy.

How was your day?

Oh, you want me to start? How polite, Sandy.

Well, I told my mom I was meeting my pals at the beach.

So, if she asks, this technically counts as a playdate.

But it's all good. I like eating lunch by myself.

And hanging out by myself.

And playing ping-pong by myself.

I lose a lot of balls.

Ahh!

Yikes!

[sniffing]

I gotta warn you...

it's got gummy worms, tater tots, and ketchup leather.

Hmm.

I know. No liverwurst. It's not like me to forget the protein.

Yeah, I get it. Nobody likes my sandwiches.

Whoa.

Is that peppercorn?

- Sand. - [both laughing]

- There you are! - [yelps]

This mangy stray's done enough damage for today.

He's coming with me.

He's not a stray.

Is he your dog?

He is, like, totally mine. [whispers] If you wanna be.

I'd like that very much.

Okay, then. What's his name?

[dog] I don't have one.

[hesitates] His name's...

- Snacks. - What?

Snacks?

Uh, I mean... Scooby!

Middle name?

Dooby?

Last name.

Doo.

All right. If the dog has a middle name...

there's no punishment for damages or theft.

I don't like it, but them's the laws.

Well, have a good day, sir. Mr. Dooby-Doo.

[both laughing]

I'm Norville, but everyone calls me Shaggy.

Raggy.

[laughs] No, it's Shaggy.

That's what I said. Raggy.

We'll work on it.

[Mrs. Rogers] Shaggy,

you and your new friend better hurry up...

if you want to trick-or-treat.

[Shaggy] Yay! Okay, Mom.

Let me show you my room.

- I mean, our room. - [sniffing]

Who's that?

This is Blue Falcon.

- He's half-man, half-falcon. - [falcon screeching]

Well, mostly man. All man.

I guess it's just the suit that's falcon.

And his wonder dog sidekick, Dynomutt.

Like, they solve crimes and save the world together.

Cool.

Ooh. [grunts]

What's this?

It's a bed. You sleep in it.

[sniffing]

[both laughing]

Soft. I've never had a bed before.

In fact, I've never had anything before.

I, uh...

I ran out this afternoon and I got something for you.

I know we just met...

and I didn't wanna seem too desperate...

or, you know, come on too strong, but...

I love it.

I promise I'll never take it off.

[whines]

[Shaggy] Thanks.

[Scooby] Thank you!

[children] Trick or treat!

I love Halloween!

[laughs] And may I say...

you sure look good in that costume.

Ranks, Raggy. It's all in the hips.

Whoa. Jackpot!

[bats screeching]

Big house, big candy.

Like, no way, bro. That's the Rigby house.

It's haunted. Let's get outta here!

- [boy laughs] Mine! - [yelps]

- Hey! - Give it back!

Yeah! We worked hard for that free candy.

This stuff will rot your teeth.

Yeah. Don't you know Halloween is just a marketing ploy by Big Corn Syrup?

Yeah, we're okay with that.

[grunts]

[Scooby] Ruh-roh.

[boys laughing]

Your blood sugar will thank us. [laughs]

[grunts]

- [whimpers] - [sighs]

[Fred] Are you guys all right?

[Shaggy] Yeah.

They just hurt my pride. And my tail feathers.

Let me give you a hand.

I'm Fred.

- This is Velma. - Hi.

- And that's Daphne. - Hey.

I'm Shaggy. And this is Scooby-Doo.

Nice to meet you.

[laughs]

- [laughs] - Cool Wonder Woman costume.

And are you Harry Potter?

I'm Ruth Bader Ginsburg, obviously.

Which house is she in? Hufflepuff?

She's a Supreme Court justice.

Oh. Slytherin.

Come on. Let's go get your candy back.

Wait, that's the Rigby house. It's haunted by a ghost.

[Scooby stammers] Ghost?

[Daphne] Ghost or no ghost, it's Halloween.

No one should go home without their candy.

Uh... Okay.

[Shaggy] We'll go in the haunted house this one time...

but we're not gonna make a habit out of this. Right, Scoob?

Right.

[knocking at door]

[whimpers]

[bat squeaking]

Hello?

Anybody home?

[Daphne] This living room feels more like a dying room.

Here you go, Shaggy.

Great. Thanks a bunch. Let's go.

[door creaks and slams shut]

- [Scooby and Shaggy] It's the ghost! - [all yelp]

Guys, there's no such thing as ghosts.

[all scream]

[Velma] Hmm.

[teeth chattering]

[Shaggy] Uh...

Girl dressed like Judge Judy...

I don't think this is a good idea.

[Scooby whimpers]

[all screaming]

[all] Huh?

[all] The ghost!

- Go get help! - [grunts]

[both scream]

[screams]

[laughs maniacally]

[all yelp]

- [growls] - Come on, hurry!

Guys, we gotta do something.

- Quick, upstairs! - [Daphne] Come on, let's go!

- [Daphne screams] - Daphne!

- [growls] - Whoa!

- [Fred] Run, Daphne, run! - [ghost moaning]

[Daphne scream]

- [screams] - [laughs maniacally]

Fred, look!

[screams]

Uh-oh. [grunts]

Velma!

Got it.

[ghost] Hey!

What are you...

[yells]

- [grunts] - Gotcha.

Jeepers.

- It's a Halloween mask. - [exclaims]

Mr. Rigby!

Meh.

Uh, guys?

I think we just found the world's smallest Walmart.

[camera shutter clicking]

[whistles] Man, this guy stole a lot of stuff!

Bag it all up, Frank. He's going away for a long time.

[police sirens wailing]

I would've gotten away with this if it weren't for you meddling... oof!

- [siren wailing] - [whistles]

Congratulations, everyone.

We just proved this house wasn't haunted...

and busted a perp.

And even better, we got our candy back.

Not bad for a bunch of kids.

Maybe we should do this again.

- I like it. - I'm in.

What do you say, guys?

[both] We're in.

I mean, like, how many scary monsters could there be?

[bats screeching]

[theme music playing]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you?

We got some work to do now

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you?

We need some help from you now

Come on, Scooby-Doo I see you

Pretending you got a sliver

But you're not fooling me 'Cause I can see

The way you shake and shiver

You know we got a mystery to solve

So, Scooby-Doo, be ready for your act

Don't hold back

And, Scooby-Doo, if you come through

You're gonna have yourself A Scooby Snack

That's a fact!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here are you

You're ready and you're willin'

If we can count on you, Scooby-Doo

I know you'll catch that villain

[Fred] All right, everybody.

I would like to pose to you all the question of questions.

What's next for Mystery Inc.?

Ooh, I totally have the answer. Lunch.

No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that...

I was also gonna say lunch.

Guys, guys, guys. The Mystery Machine needs a whole new...

needs a whole new everything, and I'm never gonna get that smell out.

I told you I needed a walk.

It's time to turn Mystery Inc. Into a real business.

What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase...

and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

I handle our accounting.

Look, we're ready to take on bigger cases...

scarier villains, and creepier mysteries,

but that takes money.

Fortunately, we found a possible investor.

[Simon] Oh, whoopee, a diner.

I'll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer.

Whoa, man! It's Simon Cowell.

["Shallow" playing]

[singing] In the shallow

In the shallow

[singing off-key] I'm off the deep end Watch as I dive in

Uh, congratulations, gentlemen.

You are terrible.

How does he do that? See, he's mean, but he makes it fun.

We appreciate your interest in Mystery Inc., Mr. Cowell.

Every successful group requires hard work and determination.

Identifying potential is what I do, and you have got it.

Fred, you're the tank. The muscle.

Cool.

Daphne is the people person.

- The empath. - Aw.

And Velma's got the smarts and technical savvy.

Thanks.

But you two aren't even listening.

You're eating a clownishly oversized sandwich.

- [both gulp] - Like, sorry, man.

You lost us at, "Hard work and determination."

But you got us back at "sandwich."

Look, a group can only be as strong as its weakest links.

Bottom line, I can't invest with these two involved.

But, Mr. Cowell, Shaggy and Scooby are our best friends.

Yeah, and like, what's more valuable than friendship?

Literally anything.

You can't count on friendship. People change.

And when you get into real trouble, friendship won't save the day.

Like, we don't need this, Scoob. Let's bounce.

Yeah, we know when we're not wanted.

[Daphne] No.

- Ugh, wait. - Come on, guys.

He didn't mean it.

No fries for you.

Hmph.

[door bell tinkling]

[Shaggy] You believe the nerve of that dude?

Simon Cowell thinks friendship won't save the day.

Hmph. What does he know?

Yeah, he's not that smart.

Just sounds like it, because he's... [imitates accent] British.

Good point, Raggy.

As long as we have each other, we'll be just fine on our own.

Right.

[grunts]

Yes!

Eyes?

Raggy, look.

[Shaggy] Huh?

The pin. It has eyes.

- [yelps] - Oh, Scoob...

I know it feels like everyone's judging us today.

Even the bowling pins. But don't freak out on me, bud.

Uh...

What's the hold-up?

The ball return won't return our ball.

Oh, there it is.

Zoinks!

[Shaggy] Like, what is going on?

[screeches]

[Scooby] What are those things?

[Shaggy] I don't know, but they don't look friendly.

[both yelp]

No offense, but I think I liked you better as a bowling ball.

Me, too.

Look out!

Whoa!

[Shaggy screaming]

[clerk] No running.

[Scooby] They're coming.

[both] Yikes!

- What now? - Follow my lead.

Who's hungry?

Check out the specials.

So, like, what are you guys in the mood to eat?

And please don't say human.

Or dog.

[chittering indistinctly]

Okay, Bowling Alley Yakitori.

And how about you guys? Hot wings to share?

[all] Uh-huh.

Got it. And for you?

[chittering indistinctly]

Oh, no! We're out of calamari.

[both exclaiming]

This way, Scoob!

[screams]

I always wondered what was back here.

Underwhelming.

[dispatch on radio] All units. Attention, all units.

We have a 4-1-5 in progress at the Takamoto Bowl.

"Tiny violent shape-shifting robots chasing a man and a dog...

in a bowling alley, linen store or car wash."

Wow, the police really do have a code for everything.

The Takamoto Bowl? That's where Scoob and Shaggy hang out.

- Oh, no. - [tires screech]

- [cars honking] - [Fred] Let's go.

[both panting]

Did we lose 'em?

- [both yelp] - Pretty sure we didn't.

[Shaggy screams]

[both yelp]

Yikes!

Looks like this is goodbye, old buddy.

We never saw Paris.

Huh?

[both yelping]

[elevator dings]

[grunts]

[panting]

Oh, man, dig that crazy elevator.

You okay, Scooby-Doo?

Yeah. I'm good.

Where are we?

Dude, hang on.

Do you realize where we are?

- No. - Look around, man.

The clean, modern aesthetic.

The cool blue color palette.

- We're in... - IKEA!

...the Falcon Fury!

Did you say IKEA?

Nope. I said Falcon Fury. Just like you.

Gentlemen, welcome aboard.

I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury.

- Well, we're Scoob... - Scooby and Shaggy.

We know. Follow me.

[Scooby] Who sent those robots?

It's this guy named Dick Dastardly.

Shocker! He's a psychotic supervillain. He's trying to... you.

Scoob, somebody thinks we're important enough to...

It's nice to be wanted.

Mmm. I hear that.

- Huh? - [exclaims]

[Shaggy] Oh, wow!

- Look! Look! - [Scooby] Wow.

[Dee Dee] Yes, I know it's super cool in here...

and I would totally let you guys press random buttons...

but they told me we need to move.

[power shuts down]

Seriously? We're doing this now?

- [entrance music playing] - Is it him? Is it him?

[sighs] Yep. He likes to make an entrance.

[man on speaker] Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of time...

the falcon has been worshipped as a symbol of freedom and victory.

Now...

a new kind of falcon rules the sky.

And he is one bad mamma jamma.

Blue Falcon!

[hip-hop music playing]

All I do is win, win, win No matter what

Got money on my mind I can never get enough

Yeah!

And every time I step up in the buildin'

Everybody hands go up

And they stay there

Welcome to the Falcon Fury.

[both exclaiming]

Hang on, hang on. Turn on the lights.

Where are my balloons, Dee Dee?

When I say "Falcon Fury," that's supposed to cue the balloons.

Keith, what is the deal up there, man?

- [Keith] I missed the cue. - Duh.

You've got one job, pal. Anyway...

welcome aboard, I'm Blue Falcon.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

I told you I wasn't going to be the only one who noticed.

No, Blue Falcon's suit has a bigger red "F"

on the chest, and it's way less scaly.

They're feathers, all right? And it's called an upgrade.

This ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon.

I think you mean this ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon.

Allow me to introduce you

to Blue Falcon's large adult son, Brian.

[both exclaim] Dynomutt!

Oh, him you recognize?

Well, sure, man! Dynomutt is the dog wonder.

Blue Falcon doesn't go anywhere without him.

And yet here I am. Without him.

What was that for?

Making sure this isn't a dream.

You're supposed to pinch yourself.

[both] Ow!

Ow!

Finished?

- Ow! - Yes.

- Wait, Brian... - Blue Falcon.

- If you're Blue Falcon now... - I am.

Does that mean...

Yes. Regretfully, my father has moved on to a better place.

Oh, no!

What? Oh, no, he's not dead. He retired to Palm Beach.

- We still miss him very, very, very... - Oh, no, he's glitching.

No, I'm not. Let me finish.

...very, very, very much.

[alarm blaring]

It's Dastardly.

He must have tracked you here from the bowling alley.

Let's move it, people. To the Falcon Nest.

Like, hey, wait up!

Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly.

Right, Rottens?

[chitters indistinctly]

I need what's on that ship, or I'll never get my treasure.

Do not fail me.

[Blue Falcon] Dee Dee, take the helm.

Ready, sir.

You might want to buckle up.

And if you get sick, puke on Brian.

Punch it, Dee Dee.

Hang on.

Zoinks!

What's this guy's deal?

Look, the hot goss on my fan site

is that Dastardly's collecting the three shells of Seabiscuit...

It's skulls of Cerberus, Brian. We went over this.

He's got one skull.

Our mission is to make sure he doesn't get the other two.

Like, what do those creepy skulls have to do with us?

No idea.

Hold tight.

[chuckles]

- I can't shake him. - Try the "shake" button.

Ooh, I'll take a chocolate shake.

Vanilla, please.

There is no "shake" button.

[all] Well, there should be.

All right, Rottens. Launch the harpoons.

[all chittering indistinctly]

Incoming!

[yelps]

What is going on?

- [yelps] - [grunts]

Well done. Reel them in.

Dynomutt, can you reverse the polarity of the tractor beam?

- Of course, but that would make... - Reverse on my mark.

On it.

Now!

Why have we stopped pulling in that ship?

Oh, no, no, no. No, no. No!

[grunts]

[all screaming]

[grunts]

Drat!

[metal clangs]

Are you guys okay?

Yeah, but, like, if you want, you can pull over and drop us off here.

We'll walk home.

[Dynomutt] Dastardly could have finished us if he wanted to.

I think he wants you guys alive.

I knew you two were important.

It would be safer for you if you joined us on our mission.

It would?

Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

Boop! Hello?

Oh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah...

Well, of course.

Guys, adventure's calling, and it's for you.

Hello, adventure.

Yes, will you take my name and number off your list?

But, Raggy, this is our chance.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

We can show everyone we're not the weak link.

Mr. Adventure, sir, it's me again.

My partner is intrigued by your offer...

but I'm still on the fence.

We're gonna have to call you back. Bye-bye.

Click.

- You really wanna do this? - Uh-huh.

Well, I'm not gonna let you do it without me.

After all, there is no "I" in Scooby and Shaggy.

Wait, is there?

No, all good.

[both] We're in.

That's what I'm talking about!

Now, I've got a few waivers for you guys to sign.

[horns blowing]

Oh, great. Great timing, Keith.

[Keith] Thank you!

Well, the robots attacked this talking dog and a gangly dude

that had this habit of using the word "like" at the start of every sentence.

Almost as if he was some middle-aged man's idea

of how a teenage hippie talks.

[gasps] That's Scoob and Shaggy all right.

So, what happened?

I don't know. They seemed pretty bummed out.

I guess their friends dumped them in a cold-hearted way or something.

And then this blue light came down from the sky and beamed them up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Shaggy and Scooby were taken?

Yeah.

I'd have to assume that if they were with their friends,

- they wouldn't have been kidnapped. - [Daphne gasps]

I can't...

[gasps] I can't breathe.

Whoever those friends are must be carrying a ton of guilt...

on their shoulders right about now.

Okay, can you skip the emotional punishment

and describe the robots, please?

Yeah, sure. They looked like what's in this box.

[all] Whoa!

[Velma] Guys, this thing is increíble.

It's fully autonomous and capable of modifying its external appearance.

I'd like to shake the hand of whoever created this.

And then, you know, throw that hand in prison

for trying to kill our friends. Right? Am I right?

Ew! Is that... a hair?

Maybe this can lead us to our culprit.

What are you doing?

You're touching it with bare fingers. Ugh.

Grow up, Fred.

Do you know how many stray hairs

the average human eats every day without knowing it?

If it's more than zero, I don't wanna know.

It's more. Much, much more.

Huh. Trace amounts of mustache oil. 12-year-old Scotch.

Ugh. Is the bad guy my dad?

There are also some microscopic soil particles.

Composition is a mix of arsenic, selenium and...

Coppertone SPF 50.

Anything over 30 is a waste.

I'll see if the combination of these elements

matches a geographical location.

And... bingo. Dastardly Demolition.

Per county records,

last known owner is... Dick Dastardly.

What would a creep like that want with Scooby and Shaggy?

Hmm. Well, let's see what

the police department database has to say... ooh!

Quite a rap sheet.

It looks like he's wanted for the theft...

of archeological artifacts from a dig in Peru.

[Dastardly laughs maniacally] Tatty bye.

[Daphne] That looks like a giant dog skull.

Weird.

It gets weirder. He also stole

the genealogical records of a dozen dogs from the Global Kennel Club.

And apparently he's been stealing Netflix

- by using his mother's account. - [gasps]

That is not fair for the rest of us who have to pay for Netflix.

You have to pay for Netflix?

This will not stand.

Let's go get that Dastardly dude.

[engine revving]

[Dastardly] I just needed you to retrieve

one simple canine...

so I could get my treasure.

Now...

were the missions a failure?

[Rotten chitters indistinctly]

Pinhead. The question was rhetorical.

Of course it was a failure...

because you failed me.

You are responsible for my suffering.

[giggling]

[chitters indistinctly]

Oh, sorry. You're sorry? You certainly are.

And I thought my last sidekick was worthless.

At least he had a backbone.

And fur and a wet nose.

But you, oh, you've lowered the bar

to new depths of craven ineptitude I didn't even think were possible.

[chitters]

That's not a compliment, you aluminum imbecile!

You're not a partner...

you're a disgrace, a lemming...

a boot-licking...

suck-up.

An example must be made.

[all chittering]

I want you to know this is going to hurt me

a lot more than it's going to hurt you.

Aw.

No, not really.

Let this be a lesson to you all.

If you're going to be a sniveling suck-face...

- [all chittering] - ...you're going to look the part.

Forget you mechanical morons. I'll fetch the key myself.

[sneezes]

[Dee Dee] To find the second skull,

I'm searching every possible location with high fossil density.

Brian! Quit putting filters on your selfies

and get in the game.

Whoa, whoa. What do you think I'm doing?

I'm putting my social media feelers out there, Dynobutt.

[Shaggy] Found it!

[Dynomutt] The second skull?

[Shaggy] No. Even better.

[both] The Falcon Fridge.

FYI, you are officially out of...

- everything. - [both chuckle]

Yes! I love these guys.

I'm busting my tail to save the world for him,

and he loves the guys who brought treats.

Prepare your taste buds for a Scoob-Shag specialty.

Whoa. You put jalapeño peppers on your ice cream?

Heat and sweet.

It's our signature dessert.

[both] Heat signature!

That's it! You guys are geniuses!

[chuckles] We're geniuses.

Take that, Simon Cowell.

[Dynomutt] The supernatural energy in that skull

would give off a specific heat signature.

[Dee Dee] All we gotta do is locate that spot.

- Boom! The skull is in the Gobi Desert. - [imitates buzzer]

Incorrect. I just found out where the skull is...

and it's not in the Gobi Desert. It's in Romania.

Like, how do you know?

A hero never reveals his secrets.

I believe you're thinking of magicians.

I'm always thinking of magicians. But if you must know...

I got a DM from one of my fans who gave me the locayshe.

Brian, those are a lot of words no one your age should be using.

Sir, this could be a trap set by Dastardly.

If it was a trap, why would Anonymous use his own name?

Wait, do you think "Anonymous" is the name of a person?

Well, based on your tone of voice, I don't anymore.

Sir, we really should go to the Gobi Desert.

I hear you. You make a valid point,

but we're gonna do my thing, okay?

To the Falcon Nest.

Brian, last time you listened to someone on the Internet,

you thought Tinder was an app that delivers firewood.

[Fred] Velma, what do you got?

I built a sequencing program to cross-match

the biographical data

that Dastardly stole from the canine registry...

against Scooby-Doo.

Good thing I'm the tank, because I could not do any of that.

Any leads?

All the dogs, and Scooby, seem to be related.

Jeepers.

If I take Dastardly's work and follow the trail...

Whoa.

Scooby-Doo is the last descendant of Peritas?

Who's Peritas?

He was Alexander the Great's dog.

Okay, so, Scooby is related to some ancient dog.

- So, what does that mean? - I have no idea.

Guys, this is our most important mystery ever.

Yeah. This isn't about some guy in a rubber mask.

It's about one of us.

Fred, how much longer to Dastardly Demolition?

I know a shortcut.

- [engine revving] - [tires screeching]

[Blue Falcon] Hustle, you two!

We haven't got all day!

[whimpers] Second thoughts?

Honestly, buddy, I'm on my 4th or 5th thoughts.

Oh, man.

This amusement park isn't very amusing!

- [whimpers] - [Blue Falcon] According to Anonymous...

the second skull should be right here.

[ship rumbling]

Hey!

Did Dastardly get the Anonymous tip, too?

[Dastardly laughs maniacally]

You dim-witted do-gooders!

I've already retrieved the second skull from the Gobi Desert.

"Gobi Desert." Where have I heard that before?

Oh, right, me.

Okay, Brian, we've had our differences,

but this is the moment where we stand together and...

[Blue Falcon] Run!

Classic Brian.

[Dynomutt] Dee Dee, you cover Scooby and Shaggy.

I'll run interference.

[both yelp]

Stop right there, you filthy animal.

And your dog, too.

This way!

[grunts]

[both sigh in relief]

[counter beeping]

- [chitters] - [both] Aw.

[laughs]

Weak link, my butt.

[both yelp]

Whoa, dude! What do you want with us?

[laughing] I don't care about you.

You're not remotely important.

It's the dog I need.

Raggy!

Stay! Sit! Heel! Did nobody train this thing?

[Shaggy screams]

[grunts]

[birds chirping]

Oh, hey.

Look, I know it looks like I'm hiding,

but this is actually a superior vantage point!

[yelps]

[exclaims]

[maniacal laughter]

[yelps and whimpers]

[Dastardly echoing] Scooby-Dooby-Doo?

Where are you?

Come on now. Don't be scared.

- [whimpers] - [laughs menacingly]

I love dogs.

I had a dog myself once. He was an ill-tempered brute

with a ghastly underbite...

who stunk and caused me endless headaches.

He's lost now.

Is he chipped?

Forget about him. [chuckles]

It's all about you.

You, my friend, are special.

You see, within you lies a key.

[hesitates] I don't have your key. No pockets.

No. You are the key.

[laughs maniacally]

Join me, Scooby-Doo...

and I will show you how to harness your destiny...

and become the most important dog in the world.

No, thanks, Dastardly.

Oh, please. My friends call me...

Dick.

Rokay, Rick.

No, I'm not a Rick. I'm a Dick. With a D.

Rick. With a D.

[grunts] D-D-D-Dick!

R-R-R-Rick.

Dick, Dick...

Dick!

[door opens]

Drat.

Brian! Do something!

Like what?

Like drop some F-bombs.

Hey, man, whoa, let's keep it PG.

- No. Falcon bombs! - [laser fires]

You know, my utility belt has so many little pouches.

- They're right there! - Oh.

12 trillion volts, brother.

- You wanna throw it? - Do I ever!

- [beeping] - F-bombs away!

[both scream]

[yelps]

[both screaming]

Here, boy! Where are you?

Phew.

- [screams] - You're mine, Scooby-Doo!

[Dynomutt] Sit.

Good boy.

You can start screaming...

now.

[Scooby screaming]

Follow that dog.

[Shaggy and Blue Falcon screaming]

[yelping]

- [Dynomutt] Brian! - [Scooby] Raggy!

[whooping]

[both exclaiming]

[Shaggy] I hate the loops.

Give me that dog!

- Raggy! - Scooby!

Everybody say, "Hashtag foxy Falcon."

- Hashtag foxy Falcon! - [camera shutter clicks]

[all screaming]

Drat!

[sighs] Not again.

Dastardly will be back. Please tell me you got some leads.

Dastardly said I was the key.

The key to what?

- A-ha! I knew this guy was special! - [Dynomutt] Why?

Because the bad guy said so?

Exactly! What did Dastardly say about you?

Well, I believe his exact words were...

"I don't care about you. You're not remotely important."

And, "It's the dog I need."

Harsh.

And then he shot me through the wall.

Really harsh.

But, on the bright side, your friend is super important.

- Now, let's get that dog a hero suit! - Huh?

Shouldn't we be focusing on finding that third skull before Dastardly?

Or why Scooby is so important?

- It could be a clue to... - Details.

All right, first things first. Come on, Scooby-Doo!

[Scooby] Cool.

Uh... right behind you, Scoob.

Drat, drat, and double drat!

- [telephone ringing] - What is it?

[chitters indistinctly]

[gasps] Scooby-Doo's friends. How perfect.

Send me their location immediately.

[beeps]

[beeping]

[shivering]

Oh. [shivers]

- Ooh. - [alarm buzzes]

- Like, what's wrong? - I don't know.

Oh, looks like that old collar's in the way of the chest panel.

Huh?

[exclaims]

Hmm.

Whoa! Awesome!

What do you think, Raggy?

[dejected] Looks great.

Hey.

Hey, man.

You're feeling left out. I get it.

Totally natural when two buddies realize

that one of them is destined for greatness,

and the other one is destined for...

you know, other stuff.

Look, the point is, I got you something, too.

Keith. Give it to me.

My Blue Falcon Confidence Pack. Retails for $99.95.

You got your Blue Falcon Nutrition Guide,

Blue Falcon resistance bands...

a copy of my dad's autobiography, No Falcon Around...

and my light-hearted follow-up, Just Falcon Around.

Aw, thanks, man. It means a lot to hear that from you.

How do you mean?

Well, you know, we both struggle with confidence.

When Dastardly attacked, we were both freaking out and hiding.

Hey! It was a superior vantage point!

But, like, your father was this great hero, right?

So, like, you're expected to be one, too...

and those are big shoes to fill. I mean, the pressure is monumental.

Not to mention the imposter's syndrome that comes with the territory.

How do you breathe under the weight of all that?

Ah...

Hmm...

[sighs]

[Dee Dee] Dyno, what do you got?

[Dynomutt] The signal's too weak. I can't lock in the exact coordinates.

[Dee Dee] I'm gonna cross-check the triangulation pattern.

[Scooby] Oh, super cool.

[Dee Dee exclaims] Better than bowling, huh?

- [Scooby chuckles] - [sighs]

[Daphne] Hurry, Fred! Shaggy and Scooby are in trouble

and your shortcut to Dastardly Demolition

is taking forever.

Technically, this route is 73 meters longer than the highway.

Meters, Velma?

I don't even know what that means.

What are we, in Europe?

- [engine revs] - [horns blaring]

It's a quantitatively superior measurement system.

Get with the program, Fred.

Oh, you mean like your program?

"I'm Velma." [beeping]

[imitates robot] "The world is ones and zeros."

[Velma] Maybe if you spent more time reading books, then...

Guys! Stop.

Why are we fighting?

[all] We didn't eat lunch!

[sighs] We're just hangry.

Ever since Shag and Scoob disappeared...

...there's been no one to feed us ridiculous sandwiches at lunch.

I miss them.

Oh, me, too. Those little pickles on top are the best.

No! The guys, not the sandwiches.

Aw, I miss them, too.

- [hip-hop music playing] - Ready?

Ready!

Okay, Shaggy, take the picture.

Hurry up and take it. This hurts my face.

[groans] Shaggy, you have it on video.

Oops! [chuckles] Sorry.

Jinkies! Scooby and Shaggy are with Blue Falcon?

[Fred] Of course.

Blue light, beamed up. [chuckles]

That's the Falcon Fury.

How do you know so much about superheroes

and so little about the metric system?

Because I'm an American man.

Oh, I'm so happy they're okay.

[police siren whoops]

Oh, no.

[officer on PA] Pull over.

Oh, boy.

[siren blaring]

Okay, guys. Let me do the talking.

I've seen Cops at least six times.

So, I know exactly what to say.

Good evening, officer...

["Let's Get It On" playing]

I've been really tryin', baby

Tryin' to hold back this feeling For so long

- [music stops] - Fred, say something!

[in deep voice] Hi.

Do you kids have any idea how fast you were going?

[car whizzing]

Was it, uh, too fast?

[groans]

Funny story, officer.

We were rushing to capture this evil villain

who we thought was trying to kill our friends.

Uh-huh. Step out of the vehicle.

All of you.

[Velma] You've gotta believe us, officer.

This guy is really dangerous.

Ooh. Dangerous.

Sounds like he's a...

handsome guy.

Oh, no, no. Bulbous nose. Huge chin.

Yeah, but in a cool way, like Gérard Depardieu.

[clicks tongue] No, in a super gross way.

Like a rat and a mound of hair had a baby.

How dare you!

[both] Dick Dastardly!

I have so many mixed feelings.

How did you find us?

Oh, let's just say I had insider information.

- [chittering] - [Dastardly laughing]

- [screeching] - [all exclaim]

[Dastardly] You have the right to remain silent.

[gang screams]

And everything you said about my face...

[gang grunting]

...will be used against you in a court of claw!

[laughing]

[gang screaming]

Ah.

Mmm. [kisses]

Does this make my ears look big?

[Shaggy] Makes your ego look big.

What did you say?

I said, uh, fine. You look, uh, fine.

It sounded like you said "ego."

Nope. Must be in your head.

Hmm.

Your giant, inflated head.

What?

Nothing.

[Dee Dee] Scooby! We need you!

[sighs]

[thunder booming]

[Fred] As far as masks go,

I gotta say, she was pretty hot.

Fred, focus.

We've got to find a way to contact Scooby and Shaggy.

[grunts] There goes the last bobby pin.

Daphne, what are you doing?

If Scooby and Shaggy were here,

they would accidentally sit on a rigged chair,

or bump their heads against a wall,

and it would open a secret passage out of here.

They are surprisingly effective goofballs.

- Whoa! [grunts] - [sighs]

Ow.

- [sneezes] - [all gasp]

- [sneezes] - Aw. Poor little thing.

Uh, Daph, he's not on our side.

[sneezes]

Do you need help?

It's okay. I want to help you.

[sniffs]

Better?

[hisses]

[chirping happily]

Aw, you're welcome. [chuckles]

Hey, hey.

Do you think you can help us get out of here, little buddy?

[warbling]

Cool.

[Dastardly laughing]

Now, reveal the final skull to me.

Your reunion is nigh!

[laughs]

My heart's desire is within reach!

Perfect. We have it!

Set a course for Messick Mountain!

Messick Mountain?

We can't let him get there first.

We have to warn Blue Falcon. [gasps]

- [gasps] - [Rotten chirping]

[all sigh]

Huh? There's a communications device.

I'm gonna see if I can find a backdoor into Blue Falcon's comms,

but I have no idea what I'm patching into.

I've narrowed my search down to 11 possible hot spots.

Oh. That one is a volcano.

Ten possible hot spots.

[yelps]

We need to search...

[in distorted voice] I suddenly feel funky.

[Velma] And I'm in.

I've been hacked.

[groans]

Dynomutt!

[in Velma's voice] Emergency. Blue Falcon, come in, Blue Falcon!

I repeat, this is an emergency.

[in normal voice] Stay out of my search history. [groans]

[in Velma's voice] My name is Velma Dinkley.

[in normal voice] Who names their kid Velma?

[in Velma's voice] We are prisoners of Dick Dastardly!

Yikes! Where are you?

I don't know, but we're heading towards a place called Messick Mountain.

That's close to a possible third hot spot!

That's it!

The skull must be beneath the mountain!

[clears throat in normal voice] That was unpleasant.

Hello? Hello? Where are Scooby and Shaggy?

Hello? [groans] Hello?

Whoa!

- [Velma] We lost the signal. - [Fred] Velma?

[Daphne gasps]

[Fred] Check it.

That's a lock. But to where?

[gasps]

[Daphne] The Gates to the Underworld.

It all makes sense now.

Oh, boy. That's the serious face.

We always get in trouble after that face.

Alexander the Great and Peritas conquered the world

and built the gates to protect their enormous treasure.

That's where the lock comes in.

Only Alexander or Peritas can unlock it.

Or one of their descendants.

[gasps] Dastardly's going to use Scooby to unlock the Gates to the Underworld.

So what? What happens then?

Then all hell breaks loose. Literally.

There's more than treasure behind those gates.

Oh, jinkies.

What? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Someone had to say it.

Look over there.

[both] Whoa.

- "Muttley." - [door opens]

- [gasps] - Put that down!

[Rotten chirping]

You have no right to be in here, Mystery Morons.

It's Mystery Inc.

Yeah, Fred. He knows.

Who is Muttley?

Muttley was my partner...

my criminal co-conspirator.

Until... Until...

I opened a portal, a backdoor to the underworld.

And through it, a glowing gold vision.

[both laughing happily]

As I was about to enter,

Muttley insisted on taking the risk himself.

[grumbling] Rasm-Frasm.

Ingrate.

[Dastardly] I pleaded with him, "Muttley, please don't do this."

But no.

The flatulent fleabag wouldn't listen to reason.

[Muttley grumbling]

[grunts] Ta-da!

Good boy, Muttley. Bring it!

- Yes, yes, come on. - [grunts]

[Dastardly] But that ticket was a one-way trip.

Muttley?

Even if I'd opened a billion portals, he could never come back.

- Uh-oh. - Muttley!

Oh, no. No!

- Get out of there! - [whimpering]

- [yowls] - Muttley! Muttley! [echoes]

Because Muttley isn't the key.

Return them to their cell.

Please, Dastardly, if you unlock those gates, you'll... [screams]

- [Rottens chirping] - [Daphne grunts] Stop!

Poor man's Hemsworth stays with me.

- [Daphne] No. - How dare you?

Wait. Chris or Liam? [grunts]

What are you doing with him?

Oh, I have grand plans for Freddie boy.

[Rotten chirping]

I'm picking up the skull signature.

Locking on.

- These suits are incredible, right? - Yeah!

Accentuates the good stuff, hides the flaws.

- [Scooby] I love it. - [sighs]

[Dee Dee] I wanna see cheeks to seats, people.

Straps activated.

But my cheeks still need a seat!

Here we go!

- [hip-hop music playing] - [screaming]

[Shaggy screaming]

[gasps and yells]

[Shaggy screaming]

Shaggy, what are you doing?

[Shaggy continues screaming]

Not so close.

[Dee Dee] We're about to get closer.

- Dee Dee, I advise we... - Punch it!

[gasps]

Wow. The heat from the geothermal vents

is creating a completely unique ecosystem.

[Dynomutt] Which appears to be Mesozoic.

[screeching]

- [screeching] - [exclaims]

[gasps]

Just land the ship, Dee Dee!

[Shaggy] Okay, Falcon Force. Good luck.

Bring back that skull.

Scooby and I will stay on the ship. You know, where it's safe and secure.

Dude, I'm pretty sure Scooby is gonna be safest with us.

We're literally superheroes.

[chuckles] No, you don't get it.

We're chickens and we always stick together,

so we're staying here.

Scoob?

Scoob's clearly important

to whatever Dastardly's got planned. We need him.

Yeah. I'm the key.

The key? You're not the key.

You're my best friend.

At least I thought you were until you whipped off your collar.

My collar? You gave me the nod.

But I didn't think you'd really do it.

Just come with us.

"Us"? You're an "us" now?

Well, what happened to us-us?

Raggy.

You need to choose.

Now, I'm staying on the ship.

Are you staying with me or going with them?

That's not fair.

Choose.

I never thought I'd say this, but Simon Cowell was right.

You can't count on friendship.

[buzzing]

- [plant gulps] - [insect screeches]

[Blue Falcon] You know what? Simon Cowell is always right.

He gave the world Kelly Clarkson.

I mean, how much proof do you need?

Hey, man, that breakup was brutal.

All right, Shaggy was totally out of line.

[sighs] We've never had a fight before.

- [Dynomutt] Brian! Less talk, more walk! - [Blue Falcon sighs]

See? I'm dealing with the same thing with Dynobutt.

He's constantly riding me.

He expects me to be just like my dad, and I'm not.

No, you're not.

All I need is a moment. A hero moment.

To prove to him and the world that I can do this.

Maybe we both do.

- [powers down] - [sighs]

This thing still isn't working. Dyno, what do you got?

[whirring]

I got bupkis.

Who needs your techno-malarkey when we got this guy?

Now, let's let the real dog sniff out this bone.

[sniffing]

Got it!

[continues sniffing]

Have fun being last!

- [Blue Falcon laughing] - [Dee Dee sighs]

[sniffing]

[gasps]

[yelps and grunts]

What are you doing?

Huh. Raggy's never missed.

Hello!

Your tiny little brains probably can't understand me.

So, I will speak slowly...

so that you may process the welcoming tones of my voice.

Uh, we understand you perfectly.

Oh, word? No disrespect.

So, what brings you guys to Mystery Island?

We're looking for a skull.

Yeah, it's about yea high, and full of sharp, pointy teeth.

You mean a slaghoople?

[both] Um, sure.

Why didn't you say so? Follow me.

And mind the pterodactyl droppings.

[screeching]

[both exclaim in disgust]

[caveman] But if you get some on you,

rub it in. It's just like lotion.

Huh?

[melancholy music playing]

[Scooby whines contentedly]

I will never leave you. No matter what.

- [horn blaring] - Huh?

[Fred] Hey!

Fred?

[Fred] Shaggy?

[Shaggy] Fred!

Shaggy!

Wait, how'd you get here? Where are Daphne and Velma?

Dastardly kidnapped us

and was holding us captive on his super awesome airship.

Jeez, that thing is cool.

But never mind that.

Where's Scooby-Doo? Has he been taken?

No. He's with his new "hero" friends.

We're on a break. You've missed a lot.

[Fred] Shaggy,

Scooby-Doo is in grave danger.

Dastardly's on his way here right now, and he won't stop until he gets him.

Dastardly? We can't let that happen.

Exactly! Now, take me to Scooby-Doo.

As it turns out, I wasn't even the velociraptor's father.

Anyhoo, there it is. The slaghoople.

Brian, we found the last skull.

Mission accomplished.

Now, if you would give us a hand carrying it out,

we'll take it back to our jet.

Uh-uh-uh.

The only way to take the slaghoople is to defeat the protector in battle.

And that's me.

You?

Scooby, this is it. It's my hero moment.

I can totally pound the crap out of this little guy.

Doesn't sound heroic.

Hey, you're on, but I think you're gonna need a few friends.

Oh, I've got friends. And they do like a good show.

[claps]

[Scooby gasps]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct shouting]

[all cheering]

All right now. Let's get our fight on!

[horn blows]

- [whimpers] - Come at me, little man.

[all gasp]

Little?

Did you just call me little?

No. He said big.

I did call you little, pipsqueak.

He said big squeak.

You can call me...

[growling]

[shouting] Captain Caveman!

[whimpers and grunts]

[crowd cheering]

I know I'm small. It's a pituitary thing.

- [grunts] - [Blue Falcon yells]

[cavewomen chanting]

[Captain Caveman] Are you not entertained?

Brian! Come on.

- Dynomutt is right. - [thuds]

I'm not my dad.

[cavewomen chanting]

[strains] Scooby, help!

What do I do?

Use the suit thingies.

Who's your captain?

[cavewomen] Captain Caveman!

- [Captain Caveman] Hoorah! - [whimpering]

- Huh? - [beeps]

[exclaiming in fear]

[crowd laughing]

Huh. Hey.

[crowd cheering]

Wow, you're doing great.

I almost hate to do this to you.

[groaning]

Spin it to win it.

I want my Raggy!

[whimpering]

- Oh! [chuckles] - [crowd laughing]

You make a break for the skull. I'll go pick up Brian and Scooby.

On it.

- [yelling] - [Dee Dee] Leave him alone.

I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs.

Over easy.

[horn blaring]

Uh...

[Shaggy] Look out!

Dang, those are some dope wheels.

Whatever wheels are!

- [laughs] Scooby! - Raggy?

- How'd you get here? - No, let me go first.

- Scoob... - Where did that

anachronistic van come from?

Fred brought it, but that's not important.

How'd he get the van to a prehistoric world

hidden miles beneath the North Pole?

[Shaggy] I don't know. Why don't you ask Fred because...

Who's Fred?

- ...right now, I need to tell Scoob... - [in Dastardly's voice] Not me.

[Scooby groaning]

[all] Dick Dastardly!

That's right.

Your foolish friend led me straight to you.

Oh, no.

[chittering]

If you will excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.

Raggy!

Scooby!

Oh, and I almost forgot to take out the rubbish.

[both screaming]

[gasps]

[screaming]

[all screaming]

- Whoa, nice catch! - [Fred screams]

What's up?

Ta-ta! See you all in Athens.

Oh! No, you won't. Because the only way out is with a jet.

Well, good thing we have one.

Oh, do you now?

[laughing]

There's something about the way he said, "Do you?" and then laughed,

that makes me think he did something to our ship.

[crackling]

[sighs] I hate it when I'm right.

We're lucky it doesn't happen often.

[Shaggy] Ugh.

[sighs]

The primary engine is destroyed. The thrusters are intact,

but they're way too small to launch the ship.

So, we're stuck here?

Well, maybe if your little buddy didn't lead the bad guy right to us...

- Leave Shaggy alone. - [grunts]

Yeah, what kind of hero blames other people for his problems?

Meet Brian.

Hey, you shut your dog face.

You shut your face-face.

[Fred] Because of you, Scooby-Doo has a first-class ticket

to the dogpocalypse.

Don't you point your finger at me.

Well, don't double-point your finger at me.

Maybe I'll triple-finger point at you.

Then obviously I'm gonna quadruple-finger point at you.

Ha! That's just a wave, dipstick.

[both grunting]

Hey, get off of him.

He's the one that started it!

[Velma] Toxic masculinity.

Stop! Stop it, all of you!

It's my fault. I'm to blame.

I let my own jealousy break me and Scooby up.

I was afraid that with his new suit and his new team,

things were gonna change.

[sighs]

And they did change.

But, like, that's okay. People can grow.

But it doesn't mean that we're growing apart.

Because the one thing that will never change

is that Scooby-Doo is my best friend.

Ten years ago,

a little boy made a promise to a stray puppy

that he'd never leave him, no matter what.

And I'm gonna keep that promise.

Now, it's time we stop this mustachioed menace

from opening the gates to the underpass...

Underworld.

And letting loose the fearsome sippy-cup.

Cerberus.

So, what do you say we get out of Middle Earth...

Copyright infringement.

...and go get my always-snacking, never-lacking, often-napping dog back!

Who's with me?

- [all] We are! - [Dynomutt howling]

[all cheering]

Let's do this.

[upbeat music playing]

Hey!

That one! Thank you!

[rumbling]

Momma!

[rumbling continues]

[all gasping]

[boy exclaims]

Dad! What is that thing?

- [Scooby whimpering] - [laughing]

Oh, I've waited!

I've waited and waited for this very moment!

- [laughing] - [whimpering]

[dramatic music playing]

- [crowd exclaiming] - [camera clicks]

Give me your paw.

- No! - What?

Back again like a bad oyster.

[Dynomutt] Guys, supernatural transformation dead ahead.

[groans] I thought you mewling millennials

were done for good!

Destroy those falcon fools!

- [Rotten chirping] - [device beeping]

[beeping intensifies]

[Rotten gasps]

- Yes! - No!

[chirps sadly]

[all screaming]

- [all scream] - [all grunt]

[Dynomutt grunting]

- [straining] - [gang] Whoa!

- [Dastardly laughing] - [Scooby gasps]

No!

I told you, you were the most important dog in the world.

Now, let me show you why.

[groans]

[Dastardly] And the slipper fits.

It's happening!

It's finally happening!

[Dastardly gasps]

[howling]

[snarls]

Uh-oh.

Little more than I bargained for.

[growls]

If I were you, I'd run!

[people screaming]

[Scooby whimpering]

[howling]

[woman] Monster!

[girl] Hurry! Daddy!

[grunting]

[whimpering]

[all scream]

You guys are alive!

Scooby-Doo!

- Scooby! - [Velma chuckles]

Yoo-hoo!

Oh, thank goodness! The gang's finally back together.

- Buddy, I never meant to... - I know. Me neither.

All right.

Time to take that three-headed hound down to the pound.

[chirping]

Is everyone accounted for?

[warbling happily]

[chirping]

[grunting]

Whew. Well, that was my cardio for the day.

[Dee Dee] Dynomutt, you saved us.

[Daphne] Yeah, thank you!

[Blue Falcon] Yes, Dynomutt!

[sniffles]

At long last, my treasure!

[laughing]

[grunting]

[laughing]

[pensive music playing]

Oh, no.

I'm too late.

I've been searching for years, my friend.

But I didn't make it in time.

I'm sorry.

I'm so, so sorry.

- [snickering] - There are so many things

we never got to do together.

[crying]

[Muttley snickering]

Huh?

- You're alive? - [snickering]

You're alive!

You cantankerous canine, how could you do that to me?

[grunts]

[growls] Rasm-Frasm.

[snarling]

Stop! I'm not joking! Stop!

[both snarl]

Oh! I...

I can't stay mad.

You're alive!

[both laughing]

[growling]

[Velma] So, that's Cerberus.

[Dee Dee] We've got to stop him before he gets into the city.

[Shaggy] Like, how?

[Daphne] We fight monsters all the time.

Remember the phantom sea squid at the haunted aquarium?

[Velma] That was a real estate developer

with a couple of flashlights and a sound effects machine.

This is the real deal. Right, Fred?

Fred?

Where's Fred?

You shall be avenged.

For the Mystery Machine!

[yelling]

[Blue Falcon] He's just attacking.

I mean, are we supposed to be attacking?

[continues yelling]

Huh? [growling]

[yelps]

- [crashes] - [groans]

- [Daphne] Fred! - [Velma] Come on. Hurry! Run!

Sorry, gang. Never mess with another man's vehicle.

- [growls] - [all scream]

We need a plan.

Okay, like, Velma and Fred, you get to the gate

and, uh, figure out how to close it.

And we'll distract Cerberus.

Great idea, guys.

That was awesome!

Smart.

[chuckles] Yeah, we've been through a lot.

We've grown.

[gasps]

Brian!

[all gasp]

[Fred] Go! Go, go, go, go, go!

[whistles]

Now, Velma!

Let's go!

What do we do?

Maybe he wants a Scooby Snack?

I don't have any Scooby Snacks.

I always have a spare.

[slurps]

Sorry.

And that's why I always have a spare spare.

- [slurps] - [gasps] Scooby!

I'm so weak.

- [growls] - [both gasp]

[Daphne] Nice doggy.

- [all scream] - [Dynomutt] I got this.

[chirping]

[screams]

[chittering]

[gasps] Look out!

Are you okay, little guy?

[chirping]

[chirping]

- [groaning] - [phone line ringing]

Brian, what are you doing back here?

I'm calling my dad.

Hey!

You don't need your dad.

Yes, I do, all right? He's the hero. I'm not. I can't win this.

So what? Look at Scooby and Shaggy!

They're terrified, and they're taking on Cerberus!

[Shaggy] I'm terrified!

[Scooby] Why are we taking on Cerberus?

[Cerberus growling]

[both yelp]

Well, in their own unique way.

So you're saying it's heroic to be scared,

and even to lose sometimes?

Dude, this is it!

This is my hero moment, my real hero moment.

And it's my moment, too.

My job is to have your back.

So what do you say, Blue Falcon?

[sniffles]

Okay, now I'm crying.

- [Dee Dee] Dyno! - [Shaggy] Help!

Scooby and Shaggy are about to be puppy chow.

It's time for you to spread your wings and fly.

You're right. This suit just makes me a hero on the outside.

It's time to tap into the hero... in here.

You know your suit has actual wings and can fly, right?

[triumphant music playing]

Oh, right. The wings!

Let's do this!

- [groans] - [music stops]

I got a little too excited on the takeoff.

[Shaggy] This way, Scooby-Doo!

[screaming]

[growling]

[screaming]

[Blue Falcon] Oh, Cerberus.

Here, poochie-boy. [grunts]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[straining]

[continues straining]

This superhero stuff is fun!

[chuckling] Whoa!

Scooby!

[screaming]

[grunts] I got you.

Ooh.

[Dastardly] Farewell, fools!

[Muttley] Sayonara, suckers!

Dastardly!

We're rich!

Rasm-Frasm. Money bath! [chuckling]

Aw. He got his friend back.

Daphne, focus.

[grunts] I wish I had that clue from Dastardly's ship.

You mean this thing?

Are you telling me you had that the whole time?

[laughs] Better late than never!

[Blue Falcon] This is awesome!

[Shaggy] Oh, good. They got him distracted.

Hey, little guy.

Remember at the bowling alley when you transformed into that thing?

[chirping]

No. No, no, no. Not that scary thing.

[Velma] Huh. Looks like a riddle.

Or a prophecy?

"Two brothers bridge the earthly void. One man, one dog. The key employed."

"One to open, two to close, a pair whose friendship forever grows."

[gasps] That's it! It takes one to open but two to lock.

[chitters]

Okay. Before the creepy scorpion but after the scary pin.

Yeah. Yeah, that's it!

But there's a catch.

[Rottens chittering]

Incoming! We've gotta get Cerberus closer to the gate!

[Blue Falcon] On it!

Here, doggy, doggy, doggy.

[growling]

[grunts]

[screams]

Man, looks like we just spared the world!

[chuckling]

Bowling puns.

This is so us.

[all grunting]

Okay, so how do we lock that puppy up?

What?

One of you has to hold the gates shut here...

While one of you locks them from inside the Underworld.

What? No!

There has to be another way. Right, Velma?

Alexander the Great built these gates...

to be locked only by him and his dog Peritas.

As the last descendant of Peritas...

Scooby has to do it.

But the prophecy says he needs his best friend to help him.

That's you, Shaggy.

There's no other way. I'm the key.

I'll go.

It says one of us had to be on the inside,

but it doesn't say which one.

No!

[gasps]

Buddy, back when we were kids, you saved me.

Now it's my turn.

Don't! Raggy, wait!

No! [gasps]

[clanking]

Raggy.

Scoob. You're the best friend I could ever ask for.

[sighs] And you always will be.

[thudding]

[Scooby whining]

[sobbing]

[howling]

[sobbing]

- Raggy. - [all sobbing]

[Velma] Are we missing something?

"A pair whose friendship forever grows."

[sniffles]

Could it mean something else?

I think it means that Scoob and Shaggy's friendship

will live on whether they're together or not.

- But... - [Scooby sighs]

...why would Alexander make a gate

that would separate him from his best friend forever?

He must have built a way out.

Uh... guys.

It's Alexander the Great.

Look at this inscription. It's a message from him.

"Our bond will never break or bend..."

"So, my friend, it's time to return to your home."

Maybe Scooby should give it a try.

Raggy, you promised you'd never leave.

Come home.

Raggy?

[groans]

Zoinks!

I guess friendship really did save the day.

Raggy!

- Scooby-Doo! - [both laughing]

[Velma chuckles]

[Daphne] I love you guys!

[gang laughs]

[Daphne] You gave us quite a scare, Shaggy.

[Shaggy] Well, it takes more than a three-headed monster

to keep me away from my best bud.

Tank, empath, brain.

[chuckles]

I finally figured out what you guys are.

You're the heart of Mystery Inc.

[both laugh]

Ow, ow, oh. Ow!

Sorry. Metal tongue. Shoulda thought that through.

[Dastardly] Put me down, you traitorous tin cans!

[Rottens chittering]

- [groans] - Rasm-Frasm. Stupid robots.

Time to pay for your crimes, Dick Dastardly.

Or is it?

[all] Simon Cowell?

[growling]

Wow, that is a solid impersonation.

Thank you.

I also played Rum Tum Tugger

in my secondary school's production of Cats.

This makes no sense.

How could he have time to judge the world's greatest talent shows

and build a giant airship?

[growls]

[all] Dick Dastardly?

Drat. No one ever goes for the double unmasking.

[snickering]

[Blue Falcon] You are coming with us.

I would've gotten away with it

if it weren't for you mismatched meddling miscreants!

[laughs]

Congratulations, you two. You just saved the world.

How do you feel?

[both] Hungry.

[gang laughs]

- [cheers and applause] - Oh, man. It's perfect.

Wait, Shaggy, where's the DJ you hired?

Like, they'll be here any minute.

"They"?

[upbeat dance music playing]

[Dynomutt] Surprise!

[Dee Dee] You know we wouldn't miss your grand opening.

[Keith on speakers] DJ Blue Falcon!

- [fanfare sounding] - [crowd cheering]

And that is how you make an entrance.

Good job, Keith.

[Keith] Thank you, BF!

[music continues]

[laughing and sniffling]

I'm so happy you're back.

[music continues]

You know, I'm proud of him,

but he couldn't have done this without us.

I know. I am so gonna need a raise.

[laptop chiming]

[Velma] Hello?

Hello, Mystery Inc.?

There's been a mysterious sighting in San Pedro.

Residents report seeing a phantom tuna trawler

and the ghost of an old sea captain.

[both] G-g-g-ghost?

Looks like we're on the case.

[Fred] Let's hit it.

Hey, Dusty! Watch the shop, please.

[chitters]

What do you say, buddy?

Let's Scooby-Dooby-Doo it!

[upbeat music playing]

I hear the rhythm of waves Hittin' on the shore

And I can swear They're speaking, speaking, speaking

They're telling me to relax I'm not good at that

But now I know I need it, need it, need it

'Cause I, ooh, now what you do Nothin' lies, tell the truth

Yeah, on Venice beach Got sand all in my shoes

Ooh, unlock me, loose See the sunset from the roof

That's right

Yeah, that crystal blue And it came out someone new

Yeah, good, I'm in my summer feelings

And I'm trying to keep it cool

Way up here in my summer feelings

And I found a piece of me That I never knew

You got my heart And I'm head over heels in love

In California Dreamin', dreamin', dreamin', yeah

Touchin' the stars And then draggin' them down to Earth

That California feelin', feelin'

That's right

Oh, now what you do Your brown eyes tell the truth

That's right

Yeah, you're good to me And it came out someone new

Hey, gettin' in my summer feelings

And I, I'm trying to keep it cool

Way up here in my summer feelings

And I, I found a piece of me That I never knew

I'm meltin' like ice cream

The stress is gone for me

Nowhere I'd rather be

Hey, yeah, I'm in my summer feelings

And I, I'm trying to keep it cool

Wait up, here in my summer feelings

And I found a piece of me That I never knew

Hey, here in my summer feelings

And I found a piece of me That I never knew

[Scooby chuckles]

[pop song playing]

You could call, you could call on me

You could fall, you could fall on me

And if you want to Tell me what you're gonna do

You could put it all Put it all on me

Speeding 90 in a 65

Got the keys and didn't tell them why

Just sit and roll

When you need me

When life's getting in my way

I'm flyin' down the interstate

Just know, just know

When you can't pull through

When life's hard on you

No, it ain't no thing No, it ain't no thing

You know what to do

You could call, you could call on me

You could fall, you could fall on me

And if you want to Tell me what you're gonna do

You could put it all Put it all on me

You could count on me One, two, three

Make it easy for you, A, B, C

And if you want to Tell me what you're gonna do

You could put it all Put it all on me

-I won't give -Yeah, you did

-Get up off that floor -Come on

-You ain't gotta be alone no more -No more

Just know, just know

When you can't pull through

When life's hard on you

No, it ain't no thing No, it ain't no thing

You know what to do

-You could call, you could call on me -On me

-You could fall, you could fall on me -On me

And if you want to Tell me what you're gonna do

You could put it all Put it all on me

You could count on me One, two, three

Make it easy for you, A, B, C

And if you want to Tell me what you're gonna do

You could put it all Put it all on me

Yeah, put it all, put it all on me

Yeah, put it all, put it all on me

If you want to Tell me what you're gonna do

You could put it all Put it all on me

'Cause when you can't pull through

When life's hard on you

You can trust me, baby

Put it all on me

You could call, you could call on me

You could fall, you could fall on me

And if you want to Tell me what you're gonna do

You could put it all Put it all on me

You could count on me One, two, three

Make it easy for you, A, B, C

And if you want to Tell me what you're gonna do

You could put it all Put it all on me

Yeah, put it all, put it all on me

Yeah, put it all, put it all on me

And if you want to Tell me what you're gonna do, yeah

And put it on me