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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Water balloon attack! Ha!

(LAUGHING)

(GRUNTING)

Ta-da! (CHUCKLES)

(MUTTERING)

Better luck next time, shorty.

- That was magnificent, darling. -(GASPS)

Who are you?

I am world-famous gymnastics coach Millicent Hopopovic.

I see all your flipses and flopses and I know you have gift.

I do?

I make you champion gymnast!

Now, you go with me to gym,

where I train you for much greatness.

No, thanks.

I go to fridge where I eat much ice-creamness.

Hmm. I guess you don't want to be great champion

and win 200 pounds of carrots.

Two hundred pounds of what did you say?

Two hundred pounds of carrots.

Carrots...

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

Let me tell you how I became a world-class gymnast.

(CHOMPING)

I'll do it!

Good. First exercise:

You carry me to gym.

(BUGS GROANING)

MILLICENT: That's it, darling.

Just few more steps and we are there.

(GRUNTS) I gotta rest.

Champions don't rest.

You are weak!

But Millicent will make you strong, no?

Now do as I do!

Split leap, wolf jump and dismount! (GRUNTS)

I made that last move up myself.

I call it "The Millicent."

I call it "Impossible."

Darling, you give me sad face.

I can see you're going to need a little extra motivation.

(BEEPS)

What are those?

Those are bunny-eating piranhas.

Now, put on this steak vest.

- What for? - To up the stakes!

- Split leap! - Good. Smaller beam!

Hold this brand-new dinner for two.

- Wolf jump. - Good. Smaller beam.

- Now hold strong ox! -(MOOING)

(GRUNTS) Dismount!

(BUGS GROANING)

Look, darling. Your beam work needs much improvement.

But now, it's time for ribbon dance!

Millicent will show you!

I am spectacular, no?

Is that it? (SCOFFS)

I can do this.

Could be harder than you think, Bunya boy.

Here, take training-wheels ribbon.

But this thing's a... Snake!

That's right. And you better dance around or it will bite you!

-(HISSES) - Sweet baby carrots!

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

That was terrifying!

But a vast improvement on previous performance.

Step this way.

These are uneven bars.

I prefer a coffee bar.

Maybe a latte. Or a cappuccino.

MILLICENT: Hmm.

It is good thing that you are pretty.

Now, most important thing about uneven bars is to stick the landing.

You see? My feet stick to the ground like glue.

- Now you try. -(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Not so good.

You no stick landing

because you do no get enough oompha-doompha off bar.

We need to make little higher.

You call that a little higher?

I can't reach that high!

Oh, my Bunya boy.

You're being too negative.

You need pep talk.

You want carrots?

Then get on that bar and stick that landing!

Now go!

I'm gonna make it!

(SCREAMING)

(GROANS)

I did it!

Of course, you did!

I spread honey on ground so feet do not move!

Yeah, but now I can't--

Here come bees!

(BEES BUZZING)

(GROANS)

This isn't training.

This is torture!

Thank you for the compliment.

It's not a compliment!

You're a crackpot!

Don't beat around the bush, baby.

Tell me how you really feel.

Like I wanna pick you up and throw you in a lake!

You'll have to catch me first!

(CROWD CHEERING)

ANNOUNCER: It looks like we got a new competitor!

Bugs Bunny!

(BUGS EXCLAIMING)

ANNOUNCER: That is one balancing bunny!

And the judges give him a perfect ten!

On to the ribbon dance now.

He's certainly light on his feet!

Let's see if the judges like it.

-Another set of perfect tens! -(CROWD CHEERING)

Darling!

ANNOUNCER: He's on to the uneven bars now.

And here is the dismount!

Eh.

ANNOUNCER: And he sticks the landing!

-By stars almighty! -(CROWD CHEERING)

It's another perfect score!

I did it! I won!

ANNOUNCER: As the champion,

the bunny will receive

200 pounds of carrots!

Here. One for you, rest for me.

What?

You didn't think I was doing all this for free, did you?

(CHOMPING)

Today is the most important day in history!

As I, Daffy Duck,

become the first earthling to walk on the moon!

My name will be synonymous with all the great explorers in history.

Magellan, Columbus, Polo,

and now... Duck! (WHOOPS)

Okay, Mr. Duck. This is a go, no-go pre-flight check.

You say "go" or "no go" to let us know if the system is a go.

- Roger. - No, it's Elliot.

Please respond with a "go," "no go."

Oh, uh, go, no go.

- So that's a go? - I don't know.

- So that's a no go? - It's a I-don't-know go.

Just tell me what lights should be lighting up

and I'll tell you if they are or not.

- Roger. - Who's Roger?

Let's just get on with it!

- Boosters? - Boosters, check.

- ELLIOT: Retro? - Retro, check.

- ELLIOT: Guidance? - Hmm. Guidance isn't lighting up.

I'll go check it out.

Huh? What are you doing on my ship?

We're the engineers.

Custodial engineers.

Get out of here!

I'm about to be launched into space any sec!

ELLIOT: Commencing countdown now!

Ten, nine...

Wait! Stop the launch!

I gotta get these janitors off my ship.

Eight... Postpone the mission?

Seven... Oh, I'm afraid I can't do that.

- Six... - What? Why?

(SLURPS) Not that it's any of your business. Five...

But I've got a dentist appointment to catch after this. Four,

three, two, one... Blast off!

(DAFFY EXCLAIMING)

(MUTTERING)

(DAFFY GROANS)

You should've had your seat belt on.

(DAFFY GROANS)

Okay. You two, suit up.

I'll go check the ship.

And don't touch anything!

(LAUGHS) Well, look at my shiny new suit.

I look like a big ol' baked potato.

Then you'll need some sour cream!

(EXCLAIMS)

(CHUCKLES) What about the butter and chives?

There you go. (CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHING)

All right. The ship is looking tip-top.

- Now, let's-- -(CURT EXCLAIMING)

Here come the bacon bits!

What are you two doing?

You just ruined all the rations!

(MUNCHING) Oh, don't worry.

There's plenty more to go around!

Let's just go over the mission.

You two, stay here,

whilst I take the lunar module down to the moon surface

and become the first duck to walk on the moon.

Majestic. Triumphant.

Say, as long as you's out for a walk,

would you mind taking our little doggy with you?

Doggy?

(GROWLS)

(SCREAMS)

(DAFFY YELPING)

Oh, I think he likes you.

How did you get a bear on this ship?

He's a doggy.

(ALARM BLARING)

We're getting a warning that you guys are running out of oxygen.

It must be a malfunction of the computer system.

I mean, for you guys to be running low on oxygen,

you'd have to have some kind of giant animal onboard sucking up all the air.

You mean, something like a grizzly bear maybe?

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CHUCKLES) Yeah, like a grizzly bear.

What you need to do is unlock your oxygen converter,

and the key card is located under your seat.

(GROANS) Got it!

Now put it in the oxygen key card slot.

(MUTED BEEPS)

Oh, no! It's not working!

Well, we tried our best.

No, no, no!

We're doomed!

PUNKINHEAD: Hey, Duck.

Come on and jump in this double dutch we got going.

You numskulls! If I don't get this key card to work,

we're all gonna run out of air!

Then why don't you put it in already?

(BEEPS)

-(BEEPING) - Good job, boys.

You two custodial engineers are heroes.

(ALL CHEERING)

What about me? I was helpful.

Uh... sure. (CHUCKLES)

So back to my two heroes.

How would you boys like to walk on the moon?

BOTH: Ooh.

DAFFY: I gotta get these two nincompoops out of my hair.

No one's gonna stop Daffy Duck

from being the first one to walk on the moon!

Well, you heard him, boys.

Now who would like to be the first earthlings to walk on the moon?

Oh, that's a good idea.

'Cause I think this guy needs to go soon.

He's making a lot of stinkies.

Uh. Yeah.

Well, then. Let's get you boys on to the lunar module.

This way!

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

Initiating lunar landing.

This is it! Nothing can stop me now!

(CURT, PUNKINHEAD AND BEAR YELLING)

Oh, it's so beautiful!

(YELLING)

That's one small step for man.

One giant stinkie for mankind!

Oh, I can smell that through the headset.

(DAFFY SCREAMING)

(GROANS)

Wait a second. Forget the moon.

I'm the first life-form to ever set foot on the planet Mars!

(LASER ZAPS)

MARVIN: Correction.

Second life-form.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)