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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(ECHOING) At last I found the...

The sunken treasure of Silverboots the pirate.

I bet I can get a million clams for it.

Oh, rats. It's just seaweed, they're real clams.

And a silly little crab.

Ow!

(GRUNTING)

Hiyah!

(GRUNTING, EXCLAIMING)

(BOTH YELLING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(SCREAMS)

(GONG SOUNDS)

Oh, well, I'll never find the lost treasure of Silverboots.

DAFFY: You're looking for the lost treasure of Silverboots, too, eh?

Who said that?

'Tis I, the world-famous treasure hunter,

Daffy Duck.

(STUTTERS) Never heard of him.

You've never heard of the duck who discovered the jewel of King Nutmenkamen?

And the jade emerald of Queen Latifah?

And these house keys from underneath my couch cushions?

No, I haven't.

Well, this is your lucky day.

Because I'm here to help your curvy self.

For a small fee, of course.

Eh, no thanks, Duck.

Look, here's the truth,

the treasure-huntin' business has been slow lately.

Let me help you out for a few bucks.

Say $100?

- No. - How about this apple core

and this half-eaten bag of popcorn?

(CHOMPING)

- Where did you get those? - Mini fridge.

You really should put a lock on that thing.

You ate all my food!

(BURPS)

Well, I guess I owe you one.

Tell you what? Why don't I help you find that treasure?

(SIGHS) Oh, okay.

Let's get this over with.

So, the little piggy and silly ducky

are trying to find the pirate treasure, too, eh? (CHUCKLES)

Well, not before Blacque Jacque Shellacque

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(GASPS)

Oh, no! Look how far ahead they are.

We better get movin' quick, Captain. (GRUNTS)

They are not far ahead.

You're looking through the wrong end of the telescope.

Now what do you see?

(GASPS)

I see the boogie man. Run for your life!

(SCREAMS)

How did I get stuck with the flakiest croissant in the box?

According to my calculations, Silverboots' ship went down right here.

- Let's get the diving belts. - Great.

-(RINGING) -♪ Where is the treasure? Let's find the treasure

♪ I'll find the treasure We'll find the treasure

♪ Where is the treasure? Here is the treasure

♪ Let's find the treasure Give me the treasure

♪ Treasure, treasure, treasure Treasure, treasure, treasure ♪

Enough! Here.

This is a diving belt.

Now, you have to put it on and dive in.

Of course. But first...

♪ Treasure, treasure, treasure Treasure, treasure, treasure ♪

All right, let's have a look at the map.

(STUTTERS) Wait. Don't.

Maybe bring a waterproof map next time.

Think about it. But no matter,

the world's greatest treasure hunter doesn't need a map.

He relies on his gut, and my gut is telling me

this way will lead us straight to the ship...

Your gut has a terrible sense of direction.

Don't worry, I brought shark repellent.

(SNIFFS)

- I believe, that's deodorant. - No sweat, I got this.

Huzzah!

That's hairspray.

Huh? Mmm.

No problem. This time I'm sure.

Prepare to eat...

I believe whipped cream.

Don't mind if I do.

Nummy-num-num.

Now, uh, what is it we were doing--

-(GRUNTS) -(YELPS)

Hiyah!

(GRUNTING)

(SOBBING)

(SQUEALING)

I think that did it. (GROANING)

Look, Mr. Duck. That must be the Silverboots' ship.

Let's go.

(BLACQUE GRUNTING)

Sacrebleu,

I have dug holes all along this beach

and I can't find the treasure anywhere.

Wait a minute.

That little piggy has his boat over by that island way over there.

But why would he have his boat way over there

when the treasure is way over here?

The map clearly says... Oh!

So the wiggly blue lines are water.

Hey, Pete! What are you doing with that shovel?

Oh, hi, Captain.

Well, I couldn't find any treasure on the island.

I started digging on the boat. (GIGGLES)

We've looked all over this ship and the treasure's nowhere to be found.

Oh, Mr. Duck, look at this.

Maybe Silverboots escaped with the treasure through this underwater tunnel.

To one side, junior.

As an experienced treasure hunter, I will be taking the lead.

DAFFY: Gee, it's dark in here.

PORKY: Well, what now, "experienced treasure hunter"?

DAFFY: No problem. I'll just ask this guy.

PORKY: Oh, be careful, you have no idea what--

DAFFY: All right, listen up, you little pipsqueak. Where is the exit?

I want answers!

-(ELECTRICITY BUZZING) -(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

Hey, you found the exit.

Ooh, an underwater cave.

Hmm. It looks kind of creepy.

(STUTTERS) In a place like this,

your worst nightmare might be lurking behind any corner.

(GROWLING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Who are you? What are you doing here?

I am world-famous treasure hunter Daffy Duck.

(STUTTERING) And I'm Porky Pig.

We're looking for the treasure of Silverboots the pirate.

Oh, I know where Silverboots' treasure is,

I can take you there, for a price.

I've got two dimes and a nickel.

And I've got a Totally Tubs and Toilets coupon.

Those come in the mail every week. I want freedom.

Oh, yeah, well, you'll need a credit card for that.

Wait a minute, you look familiar. Do I know you?

Well, you've probably seen me in movies. I'm Actor Sean Astin

No, no, no, that's not it.

You look like that guy at the mall who hands out free pretzel samples.

I'm not a pretzel guy, I'm a movie star.

So, you don't have any pretzel samples now?

No! I've been stuck in this cave for months.

I was at a party celebrating the anniversary of my 1980s hit movie,

The Goonies, when suddenly, a seagull grabbed my taquito,

and flew up to the face of a cliff.

I climbed up to get my taquito back,

but I slipped and fell into this cave.

Everyone was too busy partying to notice I was gone.

Well, I've been here ever since.

- PORKY: How have you survived? - I eat bugs.

Lots and lots of bugs. Speaking of which,

it's lunchtime. (GRUNTS)

Mmm, you can really taste the thorax.

Maybe we'll just look for the treasure on our own.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to help you get the treasure,

and you are going to get me out of here, so I can make more movies.

Now, follow me.

This place is filled with booby traps,

but don't worry, I know where they are, so I can warn you.

Ow!

Look out for those darts.

- So, you're a movie star? - Oh, yeah.

I've been in tons of movies. My favorite was probably The Goonies.

(EXCLAIMS)

Look out for those logs.

I've never seen The Goonies.

How have you never seen The Goonies?

(GROANS)

Look out for that boulder.

Can you warn me before the trap actually hits me?

- I could - Hey.

We should come up with a name for our group.

We should call ourselves "The Looney Tunes."

Oh, brother.

Watch out for these trap doors.

(ALL SCREAMING)

Look, the treasure.

-(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS) - PORKY: That must be Silverboots' lifeboat.

SEAN: There's just one problem. It's guarded by the Kraken.

(YELPS)

(GROWLS)

I've learned there's one thing that tames a Kraken,

and that's jazz flute. (GRUNTS)

Porky, you have to play the flute.

It's the only thing that will stop the Kraken.

(PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC)

No, it has to be the jazz flute.

(PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC)

No, smooth jazz.

(PLAYING SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC)

Smoother.

Smoother!

(KRAKEN SIGHING)

Too smooth. Too smooth.

KRAKEN: Mmm.

That was one sweet groove.

Come on, let's get that treasure.

Huh?

(BLACQUE LAUGHING)

It is I, Blacque Jacque Shellacque,

ruiner of moments and taker of treasure.

(LAUGHING)

(STUTTERS) Hey, that treasure's ours.

Oh, sorry, I couldn't hear you.

There's treasure in my ears.

And what is this in your little pig snout?

Looky! More treasure. (KISSES)

And now, we thank them

with extremely silly dancing.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

Oh, I remember dancing.

♪ I dance on the treasure

♪ I dance on this chair

♪ I dance on this coffin... ♪

-(SCREAMS) - Argh!

(STUTTERS) The ghost of SilverBoots.

The ghost of Silverboots?

That looks like One-Eyed Willie.

Yeah! That's right, I'm Captain Silverboots.

You have touched me treasure. Now you're doomed.

BLACQUE: They touched it first.

(STUTTERS) No. We actually didn't touch the treasure.

We were definitely going to.

-(STUTTERS) Daffy! - I still want to.

I'll cleave all you land lubbers.

Huh??

I'll cleave you all to the brisket.

Ugh! I'm just saying I'm going to attack you all with me sword.

(BOTH SCREAM)

Come on, let's get that treasure and get out of here.

- Oh, no, the Kraken is back. -(GROWLING)

Quick, give me that flute.

Hmm. Uh-huh. Got it.

-(GRUNTS) -(SPLASHES)

That's how you do it.

(STUTTERS) Daffy, that was our only way out of here.

-(EXPLOSION) -(SCREAMS)

Give me back me treasure.

(KRAKEN EXCLAIMS)

Well, I guess we better do what he says.

Looney Tunes never say quit.

Just for the record, we never agreed on that name.

Oh, it's not that bad.

Look, there's an opening to the outside.

(ALL GRUNT)

Wait for us!

(ALL SCREAM)

Where's the treasure?

Guys, we found something more valuable than treasure.

Friendship.

Aw.

Ooh. Is that my taquito?

-(ALL STRUGGLING) -(SILVERBOOTS SIGHS)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)