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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Bugs, we're excited to have you as a camp counselor

here at Lake Funside Summer Camp.

I always loved going to summer camp,

so I'm really looking forward to being a counselor.

CECIL: Yup, me too.

Cecil.

Oh, good, you two know each other.

What's he doing here?

Same thing as you, going through camp counselor training.

How about that, Bugs?

We're going to be training together.

You can't be serious about having Cecil work here.

Does it look like I'm joking?

(BUZZING)

Now, I'm gonna be running you two through a series of activities

that you'll be leading your campers through this summer.

Oh, sort of like a competition.

No, more like training.

Oh, it's on Cecil. I'm gonna beat you during this here competition.

Okay, it's not a competition. It's a...

- May the best turtle win. - You mean, best rabbit.

Okay, I'm just gonna let you two blather on.

Meet me down at the fire pit in five minutes.

One of the cornerstones of a great summer camp is mastering

the art of making s'mores.

Ah, you don't have to tell me, I know how to make s'mores.

I'm a s'mores master.

And I'm a s'mores guru.

A turtle like me needs something more substantial to eat.

Yeah, you know, I'm getting a little hungry myself.

Guys, let's just keep it at marshmallows and chocolates.

I like mine with a little bit more meat on it

I like mine a little more sweet.

Not as sweet as mine.

(BEE BUZZING)

You need to step up your sweet game, Bugs.

BOTH: Bees!

Too bad, so sad, Cecil.

You're gonna get stung.

(LAUGHS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(GRUNTING)

Slow and steady, right, Bugs?

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(GASPS) Uh-oh.

-(THWACK) - Whoa!

(GASPS)

I got in the water, first.

So, as you know, the campers love making arts and crafts.

We've got all the usual supplies, ice cream sticks, glue, glitter.

Check it out, I've made a little home.

That's great, now, the campers...

That's a cute little stick house, but they say

a man's home is his castle.

So why not really make it one?

Well, I've decided it'd be better to build a home you could actually sit in.

Ta-da! (GASPS)

Super ta-da!

Oh, yeah? Well, mine's gonna have a hot tub.

Then mine will too.

Sorry, gentlemen, but we're all out of ice cream sticks.

You two dunderheads used them all up.

Well, a good camp counselor knows how to improvise.

Exactamundo, I'll use the sand to make a hot tub.

Me too.

Huh?

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

Ooh...

You two know that when you add warm water to sand,

you get quick sand, right?

BOTH: Quicksand?

Pull me out, Bugs.

-(GRUNTS) - You pull me out, Cecil.

(BOTH SCREAM)

(SIGHS)

Looks like the campers will be making wallets this year.

All Lake Funside Campers love fishing, swimming and water skiing.

Hoo-wee! That's top notch fun right there.

We're gonna go over some rules and regulations.

Last one to swim to the bowie is a rotten egg.

-(SPLASHES) - No fair.

You got a head start.

Huh?

So long, Captain Hook. (CACKLES)

Cheaters never win.

Judo chop!

I may be slow on land, but I'm faster than a torpedo in the water.

- What the? - See you.

Wouldn't wanna be ya.

(LAUGHS)

The look on his face, huh?

Ski ya later, buddy.

(LAUGHS)

Not so fast.

- Cecil. - Is a better skier than you.

Oh, yeah? Try skiing on one ski.

How about no skis?

All ears.

Shell first.

I dare you to try to splash belly face flop.

That move is for tadpoles.

How about the split fit rump rocker?

(WHOOPS)

Top this.

I can't hear you over my pyramid of water skiing turtles.

Hey, you two realize that no one is driving your boats, right?

BOTH: Huh?

(BOTH SCREAM)

Welcome to Lake Funside, campers.

Uh, is this supposed to be on fire?

What the?

You two turned my summer camp into a bummer camp.

Since you love competition so much,

let's see which one can rebuild this place faster.

Leave it to me, I'm gonna give this place a lake over.

Nothing wrong with a little camp-petition.

At least they're hammering out their differences.

(SNIFFS) Ah,

what a wonderful day in perfect suburbia.

My lawn is perfectly green and manicured.

My tree is perfectly trim and tall

and my perfect little lawn gnome is set upon my perfect little garden.

Oh, I love you, little lawn gnome.

Huh? What's this?

Oh, no, the paint is peeling off my perfect walls.

-(BEEPING) - Hello,

is this a house painting service?

-(VEHICLE APPROACHING) - I need my house painted right--

Somebody called for a painter?

I did.

Sorry about that, mister, I guess I got a little overly excited.

We don't usually get customers.

- What? - Ah, I mean, we'll paint your house.

And all this is gonna cost you is a couple of gallons of milk

- and tuna fish. - Wow.

You're cheap.

So's my cleaning bill.

'Cause I lick myself.

Ugh, TMI.

Well, okay, you're hired, now I have a few errands to run,

so I'll be back in a few hours.

Perfect, and don't worry, I have a professional crew on the job.

Hey, boss, check it out.

I'm a tiger and Claude is a leopard.

We're wild beasts. Tee-hee.

If you two don't stop screwing around, you're going to be extinct!

Now, grab those supplies and follow me.

Yeesh, somebody got up on the wrong side of the trash can.

We need to make sure we don't make a mess,

so put a tarp on everything.

You got it.

Now that I think about it, it's gonna be hard to paint with these tarps

on our heads.

I meant, put the tarp on the ground

and put a coat of paint on this wall.

I thought coats were made out of wool, not paint.

If you're not careful, I'll turn you into a coat.

Now, take this paint bucket and ladder and get started on the second floor.

- Hey, Claude. -(GRUNTS)

Don't forget your brush.

-(GRUNTS) - Claude.

Or your tray and roller.

- Claude-- - He's got everything he needs.

Whew. (GRUNTS)

Oh, good, he didn't forget his water bottle.

Gotta stay hydrated, right, boss?

Yeah.

Now the key to painting a house is to go in one direction.

Up and down, up and down.

Side to side.

Side to side.

No, up and down.

Side to side?

Okay, okay, okay.

Up and down.

Up and down, up and down.

(GRUNTS) Hey!

Who turned off the lights?

Ooh, yeah, up and down.

Up and down, hee-hee.

Up and down, up and down.

Up and down.

Um... up and down.

Hee-hee.

(EXCLAIMS)

Hey, Claude, what are you beating on?

(GASPS) Hey, a skunk!

Let me help, let me help, let me help.

(GRUNTS)

I'm not a skunk!

I'm your boss!

You can't fool us!

Throw some water on him to wash the stink away.

Hey, boss, be careful, there's a skunk around here.

Since you nitwits have already put us behind on this job.

We're gonna have to paint the entire house all at once.

The heat guns will melt off the old paint,

the paint scrapers will scrape it off

and the roller will put a paint on the house.

Oh, why don't we just hire someone to paint this?

You push the scaffold, while Claude and I stand on top

and load fresh paint on to the roller.

The heat melts the paint, the scraper scrapes it off.

Then, the roller puts the new paint on.

(HUMMING)

Hey, what's going on down there?

I'm just making up a little song.

Just keep pushing the scaffold!

Jeez, I'm just trying to...

(GASPS) Wow!

Hey, little birdie,

I sure would like to eat you.

Come here, little birdie.

(GIGGLES) Come here, little birdie.

Woo-hoo! Come on, come here.

(YELPS) Slow down.

Beat, you got the heat gun too close to the tree.

It'll make the tree...

Burst into flames.

Ah, don't worry,

I'll chop it down, so it'll land on the rug.

Whoopsy-daisy.

(WHISTLING)

What have you done to my beautiful house?

At least you won't have to worry about your paint peeling anymore.

(LAUGHS WHIMSICALLY)

Oh, at least I still have my lawn gnome.

I love you, lawn gnome.

(WHIMPERS)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)