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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Another fine day at Foghorn Foods.

Oh, my! These bananas look like they're past their prime.

I'll freshen 'em up.

(CAN RATTLING)

There we go.

At Foghorn Foods, our motto is,

"Just 'cause something's rotten don't mean you can't sell it."

-(BELL JINGLING) -(DOOR OPENS)

Oh, sounds like another sucker is coming into the store.

- I mean "valued customer." -(DOOR THUDDING)

Sounds like I'm getting a whole bunch of customers.

Come on, boy, don't just stand in the door.

Either stay outside or get in here and start shopping.

Don't mind if I do.

- Whoa! -(BABBLING)

- Three of these. Part of these. -(FOGHORN GRUNTING)

And some of that.

Now, let's get checked out.

(FOGHORN GROANS)

- That's 911 dollars and 12 cents? -(CASH REGISTER DINGS)

Sheesh! That's a lot of money

for a bunch of rotten food.

This is my store!

I say, I say, I'm the one

who swindles people out of their money

with high-priced, low quality food.

You're messing with my scheme, boy.

- Now, get out! -(DAFFY EXCLAIMING)

Silly duck.

Wouldn't even let me take advantage of him.

(GROANS)

What are you doing, boy?

Trying to find a decent apple.

These are terrible!

-(EXCLAIMS) - I thought I threw you out.

Oh, you must be thinking of someone else.

Well, if it wasn't you,

it was someone who looked exactly like you.

What? Do you know what that means?

Someone has stolen my identity!

Grocery police!

-(SIRENS WAILING) -(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(SLURPING)

Did someone call security?

I did! This here rooster stole my identity.

What? I didn't steal your identity!

An identity thief, eh?

You know what we do to identity thieves around here?

We make 'em do time.

Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.

Come on! Produce the evidence.

Lettuce see what you're hiding.

-(FOGHORN GASPING) - I'll pepper you with questions

until you're ruta-begging me for mercy.

No more puns!

- I did it! It was me! - Ah-ha!

So you confess?

I better get on the corn and call the chief.

(IMITATING ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

Hello, Chief? Yeah.

I got him to confess without a kernel of evidence.

Wait a minute, you're that duck!

Whoo-a-hoo.

Get back here, you rascal!

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Hello?

DAFFY: (ON PHONE) Is your refrigerator running?

(GROWLING ANGRILY)

Where did that bird go?

Mmm, don't mind if I do.

-(SLURPING) - What this chicken doesn't know

is that we replaced his coffee

with Daffy's Decaffeinated Coffee.

How are you enjoying your coffee?

I'm enjoying it very much.

It's got a rich, bold flavor.

What if we told you that we replaced your coffee

with Daffy's Decaf.

This is decaf?

Yes, and it's made entirely out of ghost peppers.

Ghost peppers?

-(SCREAMING) -(CRASHING)

(GULPING)

Are you enjoying your bottled water?

Yes, very much so.

It's cold, clear and refreshing.

What if I told you we replaced your bottled water

with Daffy's All-Natural Spring Water?

It tastes just like regular spring water.

What's it made of?

Ghost peppers.

Ghost peppers?

(SCREAMING)

(GURGLING)

What if I told you that we replaced your regular ice cream

with Daffy's Organic Ice Cream?

Let me guess, it's made out of ghost peppers?

Yes, and it's attached to this jet pack.

(CRASHES)

Whoa! (SCREAMS)

(GROANING)

Corn niblets.

-(CASH REGISTER DINGS) - Potato niblets.

-(CASH REGISTER DINGS) - Niblet-niblets.

(CASH REGISTER DINGS)

(ON PA) Can I get a price check on a giant chicken?

Nevermind, I'll price it myself.

Time for fun with a price gun!

This chicken's now a dollar.

Actually, that's a little pricey for an old, used-up chicken.

Let's make it a quarter.

Better yet, let's make it free!

(EXCLAIMING)

Let's make everything in the store free.

- Kale chimichangas. - I love kale chimichangas!

Free! (EXCLAIMS)

Handbag made out of recycle yak hair? Free!

Whoo-hoo!

Asparagus-infused prune juice?

You get free prune juice.

(CANS RATTLE)

Are you sure you're an organic free-range chicken?

Hey, yeah, just feel my free-range foot in your keister.

-(PUNCH LANDING) -(MAN SCREAMING)

I'm gonna ride in the cart. I wanna ride in the cart.

You ain't getting away from me.

It's time for bowling with shopping carts.

First up, canned squid challenge.

Ah! (GRUNTS) Ugh!

DAFFY: Next, pork belly bash.

Yes!

Now, the spaghetti sauce slam.

Not the spaghetti sauce!

Sounds like a challenge.

Marinara, dude!

You've destroyed my entire store!

All I have left is this gourd.

Well, you know what they say,

"Live by the gourd, die by the gourd."

This cruise is fantastic.

I really needed the R & R,

rutabagas and radishes.

CECIL: Do you mind?

Cecil, you're on this cruise, too?

I sure am.

And I've got the sun tan to prove it.

I can get a sun tan that's better than yours.

-(SKIN SIZZLING) -(HUMMING)

(SCREAMS) I'm burning.

Water! Water, I need water!

WAITER: Did the gentleman request water?

- Yes! - WAITER: It's $27.

It's $27?

You didn't get an all-inclusive plan?

What an amateur.

Here's your money!

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

All right, I'm going to prove I can have

more fun on this cruise ship than you.

I can have more fun than you any day of the week.

Unless that day is today.

I'm going to start by out-relaxing you in this hot tub.

No way! I can get way more relaxed in a hot tub than you.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHING)

(SIGHING)

(WATER BOILING)

Oh, yeah!

Oh...

- Yeah! - Ah...

Ah...

Oh...

- Oh... - Yes!

(BOTH CONTINUE SIGHING)

(SHATTERS)

(CHUCKLING)

You lost.

I out relax...

(GASPING) I've got a prune body!

I think you look more like a raisin.

As in, "There's no raisin to think you can beat me."

Well, I bet I can eat more than you at the buffet.

- CECIL: Wanna bet? -(GASPS)

I think I'll begin my meal with a taquito.

I'll see your taquito

and raise you a stack of pancakes.

I'll see your pancakes...

(MUNCHING)

And raise you some rock shrimp avocado bean sliders.

And I'll see your sliders

and raise you these kung pao chicken lobster chimichangas.

I'll raise you this sardine stroganoff

and a brussels sprouted chocolate cake bowl.

And I'll see that and top it with this broccoli casserole,

and this chick pea curry pizza,

and some chili-cheese dogs,

and one egg plant potsticker,

and a deep-fried teriyaki turducken.

(MUNCHING)

You sure ate a lot of food!

Top that! (CHORTLING)

(GROANING)

Wow, you don't look so hot.

I hope you aren't starting to feel sea sick.

(GULPS)

You know, it's easy for a ship like this

to make you feel nauseated,

what with the waves going up and down.

- Up and down. -(SQUEAKING)

- Up and down. -(GULPS)

(GAGGING)

-(BUGS VOMITING) - Usually when you compete, you throw down,

but he just threw up!

Laugh it up, green boy.

I still ate more than you,

which means I'm up two to one.

Well, I bet you can't beat me in a limbo contest.

What's a limbo contest?

Only the most challenging, death-defying competition of all time!

A single bamboo stick held aloft, a few feet above the ground.

A limbo warrior leaning back,

his entire body coming mere centimeters

from the cold, unfeeling ground.

It's a dance of danger.

A pirouette of peril.

A tangle of terrifying torment!

It sounds like it's just walking under a stick.

It is so much more than that!

- Still want to limbo? - Of course, we do.

Let's do this.

Then let the competition begin.

(LIMBO MUSIC PLAYING)

MAN: ♪ Limbo

♪ Oh, limbo

♪ Limbo

♪ You know I can limbo ♪

(MUSIC STOPS)

How low can you go?

The answer? Not as low as me.

It's all tied up, Cecil.

It's time for the final event.

Do you want to compete on the surf machine, in the spa,

on the water slide, or in the trivia contest?

How about we do all of them?

BOTH: All of them?

Yes, each competitor must race to get a spa treatment,

hang ten on the surf machine,

answer three trivia questions,

and the first one the race down the water slide wins.

On your marks, get set...

(HORN BLOWING)

First the spa. It's seaweed wrap time.

Aw, yuck! Why do people do this, anyway?

DAFFY: Surf contest!

(BUGS SCREAMS)

Trivia time.

Who was the 19th president of the United States?

Uh... Whoa!

Rutherford B. Hayes.

-(GONG SOUNDS) - Correct.

Water slide.

Watch out, junior.

CECIL AND BUGS: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Uh, I think we're stuck.

One side, junior.

BOTH: Whoa!

Looks like a tie.

There are no ties.

You have to pick a winner.

In that case, the winner is me!

Time to celebrate with some limbo.

(LIMBO MUSIC PLAYING)

-(MUSIC STOPS) -(GROANS)

I pulled my back!

Guys, a little help, please?

I bet I can wait longer to help him out than you can.

Uh-uh, I bet I can wait a lot longer than you.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)