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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Ah. Floating down
the Mississippi River.
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The trees are swaying,
the frogs are chirping,
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and that giant
steam-powered paddle boat
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is racing towards me.
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(SCREAMING) Yikes!
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-(WHIRRING)
-(YELLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(THUDDING)
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What's this? A stowaway?
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On my riverboat?
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I'm not a stowaway.
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Your riverboat
ran over my dinghy.
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Well, you got in my way with
your pathetic little dinghy.
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You would be wise
not to besmirch my dinghy.
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(CHUCKLING)
Okay, okay.
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Let me make it up to you.
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Step into my office.
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You're not just
blowing smoke, are you?
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I'm not.
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But this here smokestack is.
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(BUGS SCREAMS)
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This captain is going down.
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With or without his ship.
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Well, that takes care of that.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(SLURPS)
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I've been saving this
for a special occasion.
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Well, hello there, ma'am.
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These eyes have seen
many beautiful sights,
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but none of them
compares to you.
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Oh, my. Are you speaking
to little old me?
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Would you allow me
the pleasure
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of showing you around
my magnificent riverboat?
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- Oh, how lovely.
-(SMACKING)
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Are you okay?
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Yes, ma'am.
Just enjoying the company.
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May I show you the bridge?
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As long as you don't
show me the poop deck.
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This here is where
I steer the ship.
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It's called the wheel.
Give it a try!
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Whee!
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That's why we
call it a whee-l!
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Now, how'd you like
to take me for a spin?
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(THUDDING)
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Are you okay?
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That kiss sure packed
a wallop.
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Will you marry me?
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I think we should
put this relationship
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on the breaks.
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Huh?
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Whoa!
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How dare you play
with my heart, rabbit?
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Gators! Help!
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(GURGLING)
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Now, where'd you
get off to?
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Yoo-hoo!
Oh, captain, my captain!
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Don't move a muscle.
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I'm gonna come up there
and clean your clock.
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BUGS: Yoo-hoo!
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(DOORS SLAMMING)
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BUGS: (WHISTLING) I give up.
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Aha!
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I got you now, rabbit.
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Rat biscuits.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Help me, rabbit. Help!
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I know just
the thing you need.
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(GROANING)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(SPLASHES)
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-(EXCLAIMING IN RELIEF)
-(HORN BLARING)
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- Got it.
- I hate you.
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BUGS: Yoo-hoo!
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For your listening pleasure,
the musical stylings
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of your riverboat captain,
Yosemite Sam.
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But I can't sing.
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You have to.
Look how excited they are.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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But I don't know no songs.
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Here. Just sing this.
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But, I...
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(PLAYING THE PIANO)
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♪ Oh I can't stand you people
You're all a waste of space
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♪ Go jump into the water
And put a smile
Upon my face
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JOHN: Hey, are you
singing about us?
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No, this isn't about you.
Not at all.
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♪ I know I said I wasn't
But I'm singing about you
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♪ John's ugly and he's smelly
Rick has fungus in his shoe
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JOHN: Now, wait a minute.
Are you singing
about us or not?
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'Cause that was
pretty specific, Rick.
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RICK: For sure, John.
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No, honest. This is
not about you guys.
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Maybe I should
stop singing.
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JOHN: No. Sing what's
left on the sheet.
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RICK: Yeah.
Finish what you started.
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(PLAYING THE PIANO)
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♪ You're ugly
Dumb and smelly
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♪ And your breath
makes me sick
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♪ But all of you
Are better off
Then being John or Rick ♪
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-(SPLATTERS)
- JOHN: All right,
that does it.
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- JOHN: Get him, boys.
- RICK: Get him, boys.
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-(BOOING)
-(EXCLAIMS GRACIOUSLY)
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(LAUGHING)
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(YELLS)
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Ooh!
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Get off my paddle, rabbit.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GURGLING)
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(PANTING)
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- Hey, what's up, doc?
- Oh, hey, rabbit.
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Rabbit?
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Okay, everyone.
We're gonna throw
this boat in reverse.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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BUGS: Now forward, and back.
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Forward, back, forward.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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- BUGS: Forward, back.
- Please!
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Okay, doc.
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Phew.
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Go backward. Go backward!
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Forward! Go forward!
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Go backward!
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I'm weary.
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This is a much better way
to ride down to Mississippi.
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(PANTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Who knew?
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All it takes to
power a steamboat
is a little dinghy.
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(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BULL BELLOWING)
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(CAR REVVING)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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- Hello?
- LIAM: Dorlock.
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It's your wealthy benefactor,
Liam Luxurious.
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Hold on. It's Liam Luxurious,
my wealthy benefactor.
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I was staying at his estate
in exchange
for detective work.
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Some art has been stolen
from the local art museum,
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and I need you to find it.
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You got it. Dorlock P.I.
is on the case.
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Dorlock, you told me
you were gonna clean the pool.
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Well, Piggins,
I was gonna clean the pool
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but I started eating
this bowl of caviar
and forgot.
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Oh, the caviar
is for special occasions only.
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Oh, but this is
a special occasion.
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We have a case to solve.
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- What's that?
- My super cool theme music.
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I can't solve a case
without it.
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To my super cool sportscar!
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(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Can I help you?
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Dorlock Holmes, private eye.
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- This is my sidekick, Piggins.
- I'm glad you're here.
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Someone has stolen
the Jade Stuffengerben.
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Gesundheit.
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I didn't sneeze,
the Stuffengerben
is one of these.
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They stole
a tiny green dwarf?
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This isn't a robbery,
it's a kidnapping!
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It's not a real dwarf,
it's a sculpture.
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Who would make an ugly
little thing like that?
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I made it.
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Where did you last
see these (STAMMERS)
Stuffengerben?
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Gesundheit. It was in
a display case over there.
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Out of my way.
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The first thing we need to do
is dust for fingerprints.
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Piggins,
dust for fingerprints.
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Hmm.
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(SNEEZES)
(EXCLAIMING)
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(SCREAMING) My eyes!
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Oh, stop it.
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You're ruining
the art museum.
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Get it off me! Get it off me!
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Dorlock, look at this.
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Someone left this orange
paintbrush near
the display stand.
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A clue!
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To the super-cool sportscar!
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-(SPUTTERS)
-(CRASHES)
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(CRASHES)
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So, why are we
at the art fair again?
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Because the art fair
is filled with artists.
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Artists who use paintbrushes.
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And orange paintbrushes!
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DORLOCK: That big chicken
must have stolen
the Stuffengerben.
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And I bet he's hiding it
in that trunk over there.
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I'll distract him while you
go through that trunk.
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- How're we gonna do that?
- With a disguise.
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Oh, there you go,
Miss Delilah.
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Your Foghorn masterpiece
is complete.
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(IN FEMALE VOICE)
Care to paint my picture?
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My, my, my.
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You're more pretty
than an apple pie
made of sunsets.
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Please step
inside my studio,
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so I may immortalize
your most beautiful visage.
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(GRUNTS)
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Now, let's get you posed up.
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Now, if you could just
tilt your head a little
and raise your arm,
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extend your right pinky
three inches,
flare your nostrils,
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spread your toes,
adjust your earlobe,
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turn your ankles out
30 degrees,
invert your elbows
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and slide your heels
underneath your pelvis.
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Maybe let's go back
to the original pose.
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(EXPLOSION)
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Hold on, you
ain't no pretty lady.
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And you're an art thief.
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- You stole the Snuffengerben.
- Gesundheit.
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It's not here. There's nothing
in this trunk but a bunch
of broken polka records.
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Then at least you didn't
waste the dynamite.
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See? I told you
I didn't steal nothing.
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Then where did you
get that paintbrush?
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That guy gave it to me.
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(CAR REVVING)
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- He's getting away!
- Time for
a super-cool car chase.
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(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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- The bridge is up!
- I'm down.
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All right, where's
the Stuffengerben?
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Look at all these boxes.
He's stealing paintings, too.
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That's not a painting.
That's a pizza.
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I didn't steal anything.
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I'm a pizza guy.
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If you didn't steal any art,
then where did you
get all these paintbrushes?
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The janitor at the art museum
gave them to me
in exchange for some pizza.
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The real mystery is
why everyone keeps paying
for things with paintbrushes.
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To the museum!
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The jig is up, Janitor.
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Now come along peacefully,
or face the consequences.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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I'm warning you, old man.
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I know krav ma-duck,
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a combination of jujitsu,
karate and clog dancing.
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Super cool karate fight!
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- Hiya!
- Get out of my face.
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(SMACKS)
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Come on, old timer.
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We know you took
the Snuffengerben.
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Yeah, of course I took it.
I was cleaning it.
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You did it! You found
the Jade Snuffengerben.
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Gesundheit.
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It just goes to show you,
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finding a Snuffengerben
is nothing to sneeze at.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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