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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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I've done it!
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I, Cal-umbus,
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have discovered
a New World
all by myself.
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Don't believe everything
you read in history books.
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I claim this land
for my show.
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My Cal-umbus show.
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Look at all these things
I have discovered.
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I've discovered this beach.
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I've discovered this rock.
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I've discovered
this cute little turtle.
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What is that, little turtle?
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Did you say I'm awesome
at discovering?
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I know!
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Hey, watch what you're doing.
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(CHUCKLES)
I have also discovered
this disappointed rabbit.
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I think I will
eat him for lunch
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so I have energy
to do more discovering.
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Who do you think you are?
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I am Cal-umbus.
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And I have discovered you.
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Finders eaters,
losers weepers.
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Wait a minute there,
Cal-umbus.
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If you eat me,
who's going to guide you
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to all the other
great discoveries?
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Ah! I love discoveries!
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I even have this
"I'm nutty for
discovery" tattoo.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Okay.
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That's one thing I wish
I hadn't discovered.
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Now, follow me.
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Okay, you ready to discover
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your very own
New World jaguar?
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Jaguar?
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What is a jaguar?
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Oh, he's a beautiful
animal asleep in
that cave over there.
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You'll just need to bang
on this pot and pan
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if you want
to sneak up on him.
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Jaguar!
Prepare to be discovered!
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Oh, so that's a jaguar.
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(SNARLING)
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Why don't we
find you a New World
giant bear instead?
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He's right over there
in the bushes.
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BUGS: He's very timid and shy.
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So, if you want
to sneak up on him,
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you'll first need
to put on some camouflage.
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Perfect. Oh,
and don't forget
to coat yourself with honey.
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Bears love honey.
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Now get moving, champ.
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(LAUGHS) Prepare to be
discovered, giant bear.
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(SNARLING)
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(CAL-UMBUS EXCLAIMING
IN HORROR)
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I think your camouflage
outfit is broken.
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You know, for a guy
who sailed halfway
around the world,
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he ain't too bright.
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Now I'm gonna take you
to discover the fish
of the New World.
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Where are they, rabbit?
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Ah, you won't be
needing that net.
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All you have to do
is get into the water,
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and they swim
right to you.
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Let me see.
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(SPLASHES)
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Fish! Fish.
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Yes!
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No! Ow, ow, ow!
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CAL-UMBUS: (EXCLAIMING)
They're biting me!
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(YELLING)
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(SPLASHES)
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(PANTING)
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Hey, Cal, now you're
discovering a crocodile.
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A crocodile?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Now, you're discovering
an anaconda.
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(GRUNTING)
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The New World
can be tough to swallow,
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but Cal is not.
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I'm beginning to think
that you are messing with me.
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And I'm going to eat you.
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If you eat me, then I
can't show you
the giant boulder of gold.
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The goulder?
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This will be
my greatest discovery yet.
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Then let's go.
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(TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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We've got to
go through the forest
of punching monkeys first.
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Monkeys? I am not a-scared
of no stinking monkeys.
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CAL-UMBUS: (EXCLAIMS)
Right in my paella.
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BUGS: And then the guy says,
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"You don't understand.
Chumps is my dog."
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(CAL-UMBUS EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
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Hey, Cal, when you're
done playing with the monkeys,
come up on the mountain.
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CAL-UMBUS: Okay.
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One goulder coming up.
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Cal, I found
the boulder of gold.
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The goulder?
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The giant boulder
of gold is mine!
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- Oops.
- Oh, no!
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(COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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-(GROANS)
-(THUDS)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(SQUISHING)
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(SPLASHES)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(GROWLING)
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(CRASHES)
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(GROANS)
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I am ruined.
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Ruined!
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(CRYING)
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Explorers leave
no stone unturned.
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But sometimes,
they should.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Are you sure you
want to try out for
the football team, Porky?
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I'm sure, Bugs.
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Ever since I was
a little piglet,
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it's been my dream
to play football
for the Fighting Foghorns
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Okay, but I hope
you don't get squashed.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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All right, gather around.
Gather around.
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So, it looks like nobody,
and I say, nobody
had the guts
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to try out for this
finely tuned football machine.
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- I'm here to try out, Coach.
- Who said that?
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Show your face, spirit.
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I'm down here.
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I want to play
for the Foghorns.
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You?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh.
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Oh.
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You're serious?
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Son, look around you.
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All of my players
are big, strong fellas.
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Now, look at you.
You're four foot nothin',
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three hundred and something,
and don't have a speck
of athletic ability.
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Give me a shot, Coach?
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Fine, if you want to try
and play with the big dogs,
have at it.
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But don't get yourself killed.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Hit the ropes!
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(YELLING)
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Son, I say, son,
you're a real ball hog.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Hey, don't laugh at him.
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He's trying his best.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Nobody asked you.
All right, son.
You had enough yet?
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(STUTTERING) No, Coach.
I'm not gonna quit.
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Well, have it your way.
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All right, boys.
Monkey rolls.
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-(BLOWS WHISTLE)
-(THUMPS)
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Oh, man, Porky's
getting trounced out there.
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I gotta do something.
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(GROANING)
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It's time to
kick it up a notch.
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Circle up.
Tackling drills.
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(GRUNTING)
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Hold up, Hammy.
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It looks like we've got
ourselves a mole
infiltrating our practice.
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Hey, what's up, doc?
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This field's for
players only, rabbit.
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-(YELLING)
-(THUMPS)
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Shame. I was going
for a field goal.
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-(CHUCKLING)
-(THUMPS)
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Heads up, Coach.
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
I done... Gone...
Swallowed... My... Whistle...
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Help!
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-(COUGHING)
-(THUMPS)
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You saved my life, Pig.
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So I'm gonna
do you a favor
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and save yours in return.
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You're terrible, son.
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You need to leave
before you wind up
on the injured list.
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Go on. Get.
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- Porky?
- Not now, Bugs.
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(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(SIGHS SADLY)
- MAN: Why the long face, pal?
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Oh, I tried out for
the football team, but I
ain't no good, so I quit.
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Well, take it from me.
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In football,
quitters never win,
and winners never quit.
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Are you a football player?
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No, I'm actor Sean Astin,
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but I played a famous
football player in a movie.
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- Was it Tom Brady?
- No.
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- Cam Newton?
- No, he's...
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- Serena Williams?
- That's a woman!
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- Is it Secretariat?
- That's a horse!
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I played Rudy Ruettiger
in the hit movie Rudy.
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- I haven't seen it.
- You haven't seen it?
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It's "Certified Fresh"
on Rotten Tomatoes.
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Roger Ebert said
my performance was
serious and affecting.
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Oh. I'll have to check it out.
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That didn't sound
very sincere.
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And you should check it out.
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Because Rudy had a dream
to play football at
the University of Notre Dame.
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He wasn't the biggest guy
or the fastest guy,
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but he gave it his all,
and he never quit.
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Did he make it big
in pro football?
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No, his career ended
after one play.
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But he worked hard
and he never gave up,
and he made the team
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- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, wow!
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Now, go be Rudy.
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You're right,
Actor Sean Astin.
I'm going back out there.
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Hold up.
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Can you do me a favor,
and pass these out
to your teammates?
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- What are they?
- My headshots.
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You never know when
another football player
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is gonna need an actor
to play him in a movie.
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Okay.
Thanks, Actor Sean Astin.
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Porky, what are you doing?
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I'm going back to the tryouts,
and you can't stop me.
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I just didn't
want you to get hurt.
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But if you really
want to do this,
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I've got your back.
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I'm back, Coach.
Put me in!
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No, thanks, son.
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I don't feel like watching you
hurt yourself any more.
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Put Porky in, coach.
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(IN DIFFERENT VOICE)
Yeah, coach.
Let Porky play.
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(IN DIFFERENT VOICE)
He's got more heart
than all of us put together.
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Yeah, Coach.
Let the pig play.
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Yeah, he don't quit.
Put him in!
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Porky! Porky!
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ALL: Porky! Porky! Porky!
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Porky! Porky!
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Porky! Porky! Porky!
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Fine. You can play.
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But when you
get beat like a pinata,
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I ain't picking up the candy.
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(SCREAMING)
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Red Omaha!
Red Omaha!
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I'm Red Omaha! Hike!
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(GRUNTS)
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(THUMPS)
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BUGS: Yeah!
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You had it in you
all along!
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Hey, those are my headshots.
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(TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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PORKY: Cut.
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How was that, Porky?
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It was great,
Sean baby.
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But I think you need
to stutter more.
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(STUTTERING)
You got it.
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I really put the pig
in the pigskin.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(STUTTERING)
That's all, folks.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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