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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Whole Buncha Countries Games,

where a whole bunch of countries come together

to compete in a whole buncha games.

In winter.

-And now, let the games begin. -(WHISTLE BLOWS)

(ALL YELLING)

This is my zone, losers! My Calzone.

Hello, Hawaii!

Finally, nothing but sun, sand and--

Blistering cold!

(YELLING)

ANNOUNCER: And the winner is... Bugs Bunny?

I thought he was supposed to be in Hawaii!

-(CROWD CHEERING) - Well, gee, look at that!

I've never been a fan of jewelry but for this, I think I can make an exception.

That is my gold, rabbit! And you are in my zone!

- And you are? - I am Cal.

Champion of the Whole Buncha Countries Games.

I am the biggest winner of all time!

I am such a big winner that they put my face on everything.

Candy bars, kitty litter, even toilet seats.

Well, that's great, pal, but I'm not interested in all this snow and ice.

I'm just looking for some sun.

You want to see the sun? Let me give you a closer look!

(GRUNTS)

BUGS: Wow, that is close.

ANNOUNCER: And there goes Cal heading down the bobsled ride.

Whee, I love sledding!

Rabbit, what do you think you're doing?

Competing at the games See, I got my own bobsled.

That is not a bobsled, it is a silly toboggan.

Don't be doggin' about my toboggan.

No one out-sleds Cal.

I can do some toboggan blogging.

Breakfast at the hotel was exceptional, #impressed!

(SCREAMS) Quit flogging my toboggan!

Wow! I can see the whole town from up here!

Let go of me you fool! I cannot see!

Whoa! Whoa.

(GRUNTS)

Ah, forget the bobsled. I'm racing the Cal-sled!

(SCATTING)

ANNOUNCER: And the winner of the bobsled, Bugs Bunny!

(CROWD CHEERING)

That rabbit may have got lucky once--

ANNOUNCER: Actually, he's gotten lucky twice.

Well, he will never defeat me on the half pipe.

I am totally in my zone.

Nally-nooze, bro but mine are the gnarliest.

Gotta paw-paw when a maw-maw!

- Huh? - House plant!

- Sewage plant! -(FARTS)

Ugh! Unsanitary.

No one out-shreds Cal!

Upper chunk lobster hold!

Chicken salad crab grab!

Top slaw nibblet green!

Bro, you caught too much air. You gotta reverse it!

Whoa! (YELLING)

Whoa, you totally cratered, dude!

ANNOUNCER: The gold medal for half pipe goes to, Bugs Bunny!

-(CROWD CHEERING) -(EXCLAIMS)

How does that rabbit keep winning?

One word, soup!

He swipes down gallons and gallons of soup before every event.

I should know, I trained him!

And I can train you too!

Yes, yes. Train me, train me! I must defeat that rabbit.

Then let's do this!

If you want to cream the rabbit, you've gotta eat cream of broccoli.

(GULPING)

That's it! Eat that chicken noodle.

Split pea!

Gazpacho!

That's right. You got it, kid!

You got the eye of the chowder, the clam chowder!

Now, go down this ski jump!

Whoa! Whoa! (GRUNTING)

CALZONE: Too much soup!

That's not how you ski jump! Let me show you how it's done.

Ouch! (GROANS)

ANNOUNCER: Incredible! Bugs Bunny has won the ski jump!

I will get that meddling rabbit!

ANNOUNCER: He sure is medal-ing. He's won four golds!

Nobody asked you!

Get back here, rabbit!

Prepare to meet your-- Huh?

Ooh, sequins. Very nice!

(GROANING)

(SNIFFING)

Why you-- For me?

(SNIFFS)

(YELLS AND GRUNTS)

ANNOUNCER: Perfect 10. Another goal medal for Bugs Bunny!

(GRUMBLES AND GROANS)

ANNOUNCER: Bugs takes gold in hockey!

Enough! I will crush you, Rabbit!

ANNOUNCER: And they're off in the final event, speed skating!

I will win gold no matter what it takes.

(GRUNTING)

ANNOUNCER: Bugs Bunny has won the gold!

Cal, you can stop skating.

- I won again. -(GRUNTING)

No! I will never stop skating. I am the winner!

(SCREAMS)

ANNOUNCER: Unbelievable!

Bugs Bunny has won all the gold medals

in the Whole Buncha Countries Games in Winter.

Those medals should be in my zone!

My Fro-zone.

(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)

Welcome back to Island Master,

the show where I, Tad Tucker,

compete against contestants for the title of...

Island Master!

Whoever can survive these dizzying challenges,

will be the lucky winner of their very own autographed picture

of me, Tad Tucker!

It even tastes like me.

Come here, you!

Now, I bet you could watch me kiss me all day,

but I got another contest to win.

In this next challenge, every contestant must stand atop these upright logs.

The first one to fall of their log,

will be eliminated from the next round.

I don't have to participate because I won the last challenge

to possess the coveted Crystal Monkey Skull.

Does the monkey want a banana?

(LAUGHS) He can't! It's crystal.

DAFFY: Incoming!

-(ALL EXCLAIM) - What the--

Hello, spring break.

One whole week of nothing but sun, fun and coconuts.

Hey you, you're ruining my TV show!

TV show? OMG!

Is this Top Voices Got Talent? I love singing shows!

I was born to sing.

(VOCALIZING)

This ain't a singing contest!

It's a survival contest.

- Did you just strike me? - Yeah, I did.

And since you've eliminated all the other contestants,

I guess it's gonna be you against--

Me, Daffy Duck!

- Island Master will be right back! - That's my line--

Welcome back.

Now, before we move on to our next competition,

let me remind our audience that we are on an actual island,

thousands of miles from civilization, no food, no water, no shelter.

When you're out here, you need to fend for yourself.

These cocktail wienies are really hitting the spot.

Where did you get those?

From the hotel restaurant.

- I charged everything to your room. - Cut to commercial.

As I was saying, when you're on a desert island,

sometimes you have to eat the food you can find.

And that means, eating these grubs.

In this next competition,

we will see who can eat the most grubs in under two minutes.

Ready? Go!

Here we go!

-(CHOMPING) -(GAGGING)

-(GROANS) - Grub taco!

-(GULPS) -(GROANING)

- Grub skewers! -(GAGS)

They're so slimy. You can really feel them moving around in your mouth.

-(GAGS) - Are there any grubs in my teeth?

(GAGGING)

Looks like someone just coughed up the lead. (LAUGHS AND WHOOPS)

Our next challenge is about strength, precision and lots of sweat.

- Is that why you stink so bad? - Knock it off!

The goal of this challenge is to take one of these large stones,

place it into the hopper and launch it toward the target.

The first person to get three stones in the target zone, wins.

I think something's wrong with my catapult.

Now, that's impossible. I just checked this morning.

-(YELLS) - DAFFY: Never mind. Works great!

(GRUNTING) Uh-oh, it's broken again.

That's because you have too many rocks in there.

You can only launch one at a time. (GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Oi, listen you!

Don't worry, I fixed it with my handy utility knife.

It was never broken and that's my utility knife!

Come and get it!

-(DAFFY LAUGHING) -(GRUMBLING)

(SCREAMS AND GROANS)

DAFFY: I told you I fixed it.

Welcome back for our next challenge.

Our contestants will have to carefully walk across this tightrope,

spanning these five cages

to get to the Crystal Monkey Skull on the other side.

Each one of these cages is filled with

one of nature's most vicious predators.

Now the trick is-- Whoa!

What the-- That's my utility knife!

- Oh, no! -(ANIMALS GROWLING)

(SCREAMS) No, not again!

(ANIMALS GROWLING)

I got me a few bumps and scrapes from the last challenge

but in this next challenge, both competitors must race to the top

of these series of ropes, scaffolding and springs.

The first to reach the top and hit the gong is the new Island Master!

What do you think, Duck? Can you hack it?

Oh yeah. This is the one that's gonna trip me up.

Okay, then. Ready, set, dingo!

(GRUNTING)

(LAUGHS) Only three more levels to go!

-(GONG SOUNDING) - Huh? How'd you get up there so fast?

I can fly. Duh!

I would have been here faster if I didn't have to bring this bag of boulders.

Bag of... Boulders? (GROANS AND GRUNTS)

(YELLING AND GROANING)

(YELLS)

I am Island Master!

And so concludes Season 4 of Island Master,

starring me, Tad Tucker!

I like Tad as a host but he could be a little bolder.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)