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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Not enough speed. Not gonna make it.

Yes! Yes!

No!

Come on, Lola. You should know this by now.

If you wanna jump the creek,

you gotta accelerate into the jump.

Let's try this again.

Hey!

Oh! Did I crush your little toy car?

Too bad! Now this is a car.

It's my super-charge muscle car

with a V-8 engine, turbo-charge fuel injection,

and a pine-scented air freshener.

(INHALES DEEPLY) Ah!

Smells like victory.

You probably need that air freshener 'cause your driving stinks.

Excuse me.

I think I can totally beat you in a race.

Beat me with what?

Looks like I smashed your ride. Pow!

Well, when you see my ride,

your Rhoda-racer is gonna look like Rhoda-kill.

I hope your car runs as fast as your mouth

'cause you're going down, lady bunny.

Actually, I'm pretty sure you're going down.

No, you're going down.

- You're going down. - You're going down.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

You're going down.

No, you're going down.

You're going down.

- You're going-- - Down.

- You're going-- - Down.

- You're-- - Down.

- Let's just race, okay? - Fine.

But you're going down.

Grr!

Now, if I'm gonna win this car race,

I'll need one thing.

A car!

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

No sign of that lady bunny.

She must have chickened out. (LAUGHS)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Ready to race?

You better watch it, sweetheart,

'cause you playing with the big girls now.

Thanks. By the way, I love your car.

Really? You like it?

Who did your engine?

You know, I made it myself.

It's a V-8 engine with dual exhaust

and a four-gasket hood scoop.

- I was gonna do a three, but I like my engine loud. -(BELL DINGING)

Gives good gas mileage too. (EXCLAIMS) What the...

(ENGINE REVS)

Ha! I caught up to you.

Any racer can go fast,

but the best racers, like me, know when to go slow.

Oh, I can go way slower than you.

(TIRES SCREECH)

Try going slower now.

Wow! You're right. You are the slowest.

I guess I'll have to settle for being the fastest.

Why you...

(ENGINE REVS)

What's all this "Go Faster With Lola Bunny" stuff?

I felt bad,

so I wanted to give you some tips on how to go faster.

I don't need tips from you.

I just figured you'd never wanna lose a race again.

Wait! Talk to me, girl.

Great! Now the first tip to going faster

is to put a hippo on your back.

(GRUNTS) Now what?

Now start running as fast as you can.

(PANTING)

Now swim across this lake filled with alligators.

(ALLIGATOR SNARLS)

RHODA: Oh! Ouch! Ooh! (SCREAMS)

You're doing great.

All you gotta do is run through the forest.

That's easy. Whoo!

LOLA: Just look out for the punchin' monkeys!

Did you say punchin' mon--

Monkeyin' punchies. (GRUNTS)

(MONKEYS SCREECHING)

Okay, how does this make me never lose a car race again?

This is supposed to make you faster in a foot race.

Bye!

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

-(GRUNTING) - See, it worked!

Look how fast you're running.

By the way, you should always remember where you parked.

See ya at the finish line!

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

Something's wrong with my car.

I can help you with that.

Oh, no. I've had enough of your help.

I'm just trying to make your car as fast as mine.

Hmm. Just as I thought.

You're not putting the right fuel in your engine.

Let's give this beauty some spaghetti.

Spaghetti?

Yeah. For the carbs.

Get it, "carbs"?

Now for the leafy greens.

Let's use spinach, lettuce, broccoli, and kale.

Your car will thank you for it.

Ugh! Look at these tires.

Time for an upgrade.

These pizzas ought to do the trick.

I also added a garlic clove air freshener.

Now you're ready to go.

Oh, yeah!

This new rig is gonna blow you away.

(LAUGHS) Whoa!

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(SCREAMING)

That's it! I'm gonna win this race the only way I know how.

By cheating.

-(SNICKERS) -(THUDDING)

- What the-- -(THUDDING)

Hey! You're not playing nice.

Oh, you wanna play nice, huh?

Well, how about a game of jacks?

-(GASPS) -(TIRES SCREECH)

Phew!

You think you're so smart, huh?

Well, I'm gonna dynamite your, uh...

This blast will get, um...

Rhoda's gonna make a...

Boom boom?

Man, puns are hard.

Oh, no. I'll never make it.

How 'bout you build a bridge and get over it.

(LAUGHS) Still got it.

Come on, Lola. Just gotta accelerate into the ramp.

You got this.

Oh, no! I don't got this.

(SCREAMING)

Huh?

(LOLA SCREAMING LOUDLY)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Whoo-hoo! Oh, my gosh, I made it.

Whoo-hoo!

You may have won the race, lady bunny,

but Rhoda's gonna ram you!

Hot eject!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

-(THUDDING) -(RHODA GRUNTS)

Actually, Rhoda's gonna rest.

This time, when Rhoda hit the road,

the road hit back.

Yeesh!

Phew! Finally done.

Are you finished building the ramp yet, Porky?

Yes, sir.

(STAMMERS) But are you sure you wanna jump your motorcycle over this fountain?

It seems dangerous.

Ha! I laugh at danger.

Maybe you should start smaller

and, uh, jump that fountain over there.

(SLURPING)

Oh, please.

I, Daffy Duck, will jump this Grand Hotel fountain

and prove to the world

that I am the greatest daredevil of all time!

(ECHOES) Of all time!

And don't look now,

but there is a man from the Grambus Book of World Records,

to verify the stunt.

But this isn't just about me,

I'm making this jump for Immortality!

Did you hear that, Immortality?

Yeah, sounds good, baby.

Hotsy-totsy.

Now, come on.

Uh, maybe this is one record that isn't worth breaking.

Nonsense! Records were meant to be broken.

Let's jump this puppy.

(ENGINE REVVING)

DAFFY: Argh!

Eh, boy, lookee there.

A big ol' bug done crashed into our windshield.

No. That's too big to be a bug.

I think it's a burrito wrapped in the American flag.

Sure makes me hungry.

Oh, no! You can't be eating no beans,

you'll make a stinky.

I done told you it weren't me.

It was the dog.

(GROWLS ANGRILY)

(DAFFY SCREAMS)

Whoa! That burrito is alive!

I pledge allegiance

to the burrito for which it stands.

BOTH: One tortilla under guacamole

with sour cream and pico de gallo.

Would you two bumpkins stop?

I am not a burrito.

I am Daffy Duck,

greatest daredevil of all time.

And I was about to jump my motorcycle

over this fountain.

Why don't you just go around the fountain?

Yeah, I reckon that'd be easier.

Listen, just move your RV off to the side,

and let me jump my motorcycle, got it?

Yes, sir, Captain Burrito.

(RV BEEPING)

Jump like the Mexican jumpin' beans inside you, Captain Burrito.

We need a smarter fan base.

I think it'd just be easier to go around it.

That's just plain ol' common sense, right there.

(STRAINING)

You sure (STAMMERS) this is gonna help, Mr... (STUTTERS)

Of course.

The problem was I didn't generate enough speed.

Daffy Duck.

Greatest daredevil of all time!

(GRUNTING) Argh! Ooh!

(ENGINE REVS THEN IDLES)

Tarnation! Captain Burrito's motorcycle

done become haunted.

There's a ghost driving that there cycle.

(GASPING) I'm scared.

I'm scared too.

Oh! Pee-ew!

Someone made a stinky.

It was the dog. He made the stinky.

The dog?

(EXCLAIMS) Huh?

(GROWLING)

In order to make that jump, I'm filling my tires with helium

to give me the lift I need.

Daffy Duck. Greatest daredevil of all time.

It's not unhooked yet.

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

DAFFY: Ooh!

Hey! Look who it is.

Oh, no! (PANTS FRANTICALLY)

You comin' for a visit, Captain?

(SIGHS LOUDLY)

I gotta get away from these two.

(STRAINING) Ha!

(THUDDING)

-(THUDS) -(DAFFY GRUNTS)

This rocket attached to my bike

is genius.

Are you sure you can control your b-bike with all this power?

Of course I can control it.

Start the countdown!

F-Five, f-four...

(MUTTERS AND STAMMERS)

Oh, forget it. Eh, b-blast off!

(DAFFY SCREAMS)

Yee-haw! Fireworks.

It must be the Fourth of July.

(DAFFY EXCLAIMING AND SCREAMING)

(GASPING)

(DAFFY GRUNTS)

It's coming right towards--

(ALL SCREAMING)

We're gonna crash!

Well, if this is the end for us,

I have a confession to make.

Sometimes I blame the dog, but it's really me.

I'm the one makin' the stinky.

Sometimes it's me who makes the stinky

and I blame you.

(SOBBING) I'm sorry, Punkinhead.

(SOBBING) I'm sorry, Curt.

We're sorry, dog.

(HOWLING)

(FARTING)

BOTH: We all made a stinky!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Yay! We did it! We're alive!

Gentlemen, I'm Johnny Grambus.

Grambus Book of World Records.

I'm happy to say

that two world records were set here today.

First, these two yokels and their dog

made the longest motorcycle jump by clearing this fountain.

And second, this Daredevil Duck

has broken the world record

for largest burrito.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have a date with Immortality.

Come, Immortality.

Yeah, sounds good, baby.

Congrats, Captain Burrito.

And you were right, Mr. Duck.

Records are meant to be broken.

And apparently, so are ducks.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)