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ELMER: (OVER PA) Attention, JPD Motors employees.

Due to increased demand for our cars,

we must increase productivity 50%.

Good news, employees. Demand went up another 100%. (LAUGHS)

Two hundred percent.

Three hundred percent. Five hundred percent.

Ten thousand percent!

(SCREAMS)

Why is the assembly line stopped?

I'll tell you why it's stopped.

It's impossible to keep up.

I don't have time to listen to pathetic excuses from the worst employee I have.

"Worst employee"? I'm your only employee.

(ECHOING) Only employee.

Well, if you can't keep up, then you're fired.

You can't fire me 'cause I quit.

You can't quit because you are fired.

- Quit! - Fired!

- Quit! - Fired!

BUGS: Fired! ELMER: Quit!

- Fired! - Quit!

- Fired! - I quit!

And there's nothing you can say to change my mind.

Well, I respect your decision, and we're sorry to see you go.

Me, too. I've had a good run here.

Well, in honor of all your years of dedicated employment,

we'd like to present you with this gold watch.

Oh, my. How thoughtful of you.

You know, I'd just like to say it's been a great 30 years with the company and I--

Wait a minute.

I'm not quitting.

All right, rabbit, I'm gonna work you so hard,

you'll be begging for... Mercy. Ooh!

Oh! (SCREAMS)

Approved.

Approved. Hmm...

This one looks a little "Fuddy."

Better run it through a battery of tests to make sure it's roadworthy.

First, let's try the wind test.

-(WING HOWLING) -(GRUNTS)

Now, the water test.

Huh?

(SPLUTTERING)

BUGS: Next, the snow and ice test.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh...

BUGS: Let's try the off-road test.

(WHIMPERING)

Phew.

(GROANS)

BUGS: Okay, let's do the city driving test.

-(HORNS HONKING) - Pick a lane, numb crud.

You drive like my grandmother's water aerobics instructor.

(COUGHING)

BUGS: Okay, crash test.

-(TIRES SCREECHING) -(SCREAMING)

Good news! The dummy's okay, and so is the one on his back.

(GROANS)

Oh, when I find that rabbit, I'm gonna--

Good! Get out of my parking spot!

Mr. Dupree!

That's right. It's me, J.P. Dupree,

automobile tycoon and owner of JPD Motors.

That means I'm your boss.

Chief, sensei, master and commander.

When I say, "Sneeze," you say, "How much snot?"

- Got it? - Yes, sir, anything you need.

Good. Well, for starters, I need the paper, coffee, a cheese danish,

a shoeshine, a back rub, a lullaby, stat!

♪ Lullaby, lullaby

♪ Sweet Mr. Dupree

♪ Please don't fire me

♪ I really need this job ♪

Oh, rub harder, baby hands.

Fantastic!

Now, let's see my big, beautiful, four-wheeled babies.

Right away, sir.

Our top-of-the-line model fresh from the factory.

You call that a car?

Why, it looks like someone slapped tires on a kitty-litter box!

This is JPD Motors.

We make cars! Big, beautiful cars!

Now, go make me a real car!

(STAMMERING) Yes, sir.

Give me bigger tires, bigger engine, bigger hood ornament.

I wanna be able to see this baby from outer space!

Mmm.

I hate it. It's gotta be smaller.

Smaller doors, smaller windows, smaller everything!

I want that car so small I could fit it in my pocket.

-(HORN HONKING) - What is this behemoth?

I said smaller!

Still too big. Show me something I haven't seen before!

Give me more wheels.

Less wheels. More traditional.

More progression. More rage. More cute. More baroque.

More oblong. More chartreuse!

(GROANS) Oh...

Lying down on the job, huh?

There's no breaks at JPD Motors.

We work 24 hours a day, seven days a week,

thirty-one million five hundred thirty-six seconds a year.

You got me?

Wait a minute.

You're not Mr. Dupree.

You're that rabbit. Well, guess what, rabbit?

You and I are going for a ride.

And it's going to be a riveting experience.

(STUTTERS) Okay, big guy. Easy there.

(CACKLING)

Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, no. This is bad.

Stop it, stop it. Work faster, baby hands.

(GRUNTS)

You know, when you open a car factory, you should always have a spare.

(GRUNTING)

All right, Squeaks! Victory!

Whoo-hoo!

- What are you doing? - What do you mean, what am I doing?

I'm doing the victory clasp.

I've never heard about the clasp.

You've never heard of the victory clasp?

Well, let me show you how to do it.

♪ Just put your hands together

♪ And shake 'em to the right three times

♪ One, two, three Keep your hands together

♪ And shake 'em to the left three times

♪ One, two, three Stomp your feet three times

♪ One, two, three Shake your butt three times

♪ One, two, three

♪ Just put your hands together

♪ And shake 'em to the right three times

♪ One, two, three Keep your hands together

♪ And shake 'em to the left three times

♪ One, two, three Stomp your feet three times

♪ One, two, three Shake your butt three times

♪ One, two, three ♪

Now all we have to do is teach them.

- Who? - Them.

Come on kids, get on your feet.

Learn the victory clasp.

♪ Have you ever wondered how to celebrate after accomplishing a task?

♪ Well, wonder no more 'cause we're gonna teach you

♪ A dance called the victory clasp

♪ Just put your hands together

♪ And shake 'em to the right three times

♪ One, two, three ♪ Keep your hands together

♪ And shake 'em to the left three times

♪ One, two, three ♪ Stomp your feet three times

♪ One, two, three ♪ Shake your butt three times

♪ One, two, three

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Right, two, three

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Left, two, three

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Stomp, two, three

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Butt, two, three ♪

ALL: Yeah!

Three... (GRUNTS) Four...

Hey, there, Foghorn.

Ten. I say, I say ten push-ups. Phew.

What a workout.

Ten push-ups? That's your workout?

What do you mean? That's my personal best.

Oh, well, congratulations.

You deserve to do the victory clasp.

♪ There's always a time for a victory clasp

♪ The occasion can be big or small

♪ You can do it after reaching your personal best

♪ Or when you find a parking spot at the mall

♪ Just put your hands together

♪ Strut to the right three times

♪ One, two, three ♪ Keep your hands together

♪ And strut to the left three times

♪ One, two, three ♪Kick and scratch on the ground

♪ One, two, three Shake your tail feathers round

♪ One, two, three

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Strut, two, three

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Scratch, two, three

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Tail, two, three

ALL: Yeah!

♪ The victory clasp is a versatile dance

♪ Its positivity is contagious

♪ Just put your hands together and shake 'em around

♪ It's usually quite outrageous

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Strut, two, three

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Scratch, two, three

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Tail, two, three

♪ I didn't think I could do it

♪ I have no victories to celebrate

♪ In every cartoon I appear in

♪ I get beat up in a different way

♪ When you get beat to smithereens ♪ Do the victory clasp

♪ When you peel a tangerine ♪ Do the victory clasp

♪ When you stay home sick from school ♪ Do the victory clasp

♪ When I say "Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!" ♪ Do the victory clasp

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Beat to smithereens

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Peel a tangerine

♪ Victory clasp ♪Home from school

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

ALL: Yeah!

♪ I'm very competitive It's just who I am

♪ I can never turn down a race

♪ But I'm always worried I might not win

♪ 'Cause I move at such a slow pace

♪ When you move at a slow pace ♪ Do the victory clasp

♪ When you still come in first place ♪ Do the victory clasp

♪ When you floss your teeth ♪ Do the victory clasp

♪ When you eat roast beef ♪ Do the victory clasp

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Get first place

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Going to outer space

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Floss your teeth

♪ Victory clasp ♪Eat roast beef

ALL: Yeah!

All right, guys, new moves.

Put your hands on your elbows and shake 'em up and down

while you put your tongue on the tip of your nose,

and then do a double and a half twist with your torso,

and grab your left ankle with your right hand,

and then do a full backwards roll into a full nelson,

but keep those eyes closed and breathe in deep

while shimmying back into the starting position,

and then do it three times more fast.

Yeah...

Thanks for the suggestion.

♪ Now, some say it's too much

♪ To shake and dance in celebration

♪ But don't be shy Just get on board

♪ Because the victory clasp is sweeping the nation

-♪ They do it in Texas - Howdy, victory clasp.

-♪ Californ-I-A - Victory clasp, brah.

-♪ They do it in New York - I'm victory clasping here.

-♪ They do it in Green Bay - Ooh! Hey, there, victory clasp.

-♪ They do it in Paris -Bonjour, victory clasp.

-♪ They do it in Taipei - Why me, victory clasp.

-♪ They do it in London - Well played, victory clasp.

-♪ Even in the Milky Way - Bleep-blurp, victory clasp.

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Strut, two, three

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Scratch, two, three

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Tail, two, three

- ALL: Yeah! - Enough!

I am tired of doing the victory clasp.

♪ When you're tired of this dance ♪ Do the victory clasp

♪ When you're watering your plants ♪ Do the victory clasp

♪ When you climb a tree ♪ Do the victory clasp

♪ When you win the spelling bee ♪ Do the victory clasp

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Scream and shout

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Dance it out

♪ Victory clasp ♪ So much fun

♪ Victory clasp ♪ Now we're done ♪

ALL: Victory clasp!

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