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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ELMER: (OVER PA) Attention,JPD Motors employees.
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Due to increased demandfor our cars,
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we must increaseproductivity 50%.
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Good news, employees.Demand went upanother 100%.(LAUGHS)
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Two hundred percent.
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Three hundred percent.Five hundred percent.
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Ten thousand percent!
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(SCREAMS)
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Why is
the assembly line stopped?
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I'll tell you
why it's stopped.
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It's impossible to keep up.
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I don't have time to listen to
pathetic excuses from the
worst employee I have.
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"Worst employee"?
I'm your only employee.
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(ECHOING)
Only employee.
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Well, if you can't keep up,
then you're fired.
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You can't fire me
'cause I quit.
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You can't quit
because you are fired.
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- Quit!
- Fired!
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- Quit!
- Fired!
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BUGS: Fired!
ELMER: Quit!
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- Fired!
- Quit!
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- Fired!
- I quit!
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And there's nothing
you can say
to change my mind.
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Well, I respect your decision,
and we're sorry to see you go.
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Me, too. I've had
a good run here.
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Well, in honor of
all your years
of dedicated employment,
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we'd like to present you
with this gold watch.
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Oh, my. How thoughtful of you.
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You know, I'd just like to say
it's been a great 30 years
with the company and I--
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Wait a minute.
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I'm not quitting.
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All right, rabbit,
I'm gonna work you so hard,
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you'll be begging for...
Mercy. Ooh!
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Oh! (SCREAMS)
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Approved.
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Approved. Hmm...
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This one looks
a little "Fuddy."
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Better run it through
a battery of tests
to make sure it's roadworthy.
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First, let's try
the wind test.
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-(WING HOWLING)
-(GRUNTS)
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Now, the water test.
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Huh?
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(SPLUTTERING)
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BUGS: Next,the snow and ice test.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Oh...
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BUGS: Let's trythe off-road test.
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(WHIMPERING)
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Phew.
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(GROANS)
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BUGS: Okay, let's dothe city driving test.
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-(HORNS HONKING)
- Pick a lane, numb crud.
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You drive like
my grandmother's
water aerobics instructor.
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(COUGHING)
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BUGS: Okay, crash test.
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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(SCREAMING)
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Good news! The dummy's okay,
and so is the one on his back.
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(GROANS)
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Oh, when I find
that rabbit, I'm gonna--
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Good! Get out
of my parking spot!
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Mr. Dupree!
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That's right.
It's me, J.P. Dupree,
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automobile tycoon
and owner of JPD Motors.
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That means I'm your boss.
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Chief, sensei,
master and commander.
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When I say, "Sneeze,"
you say, "How much snot?"
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- Got it?
- Yes, sir, anything you need.
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Good. Well, for starters,
I need the paper, coffee,
a cheese danish,
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a shoeshine, a back rub,
a lullaby, stat!
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♪ Lullaby, lullaby
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♪ Sweet Mr. Dupree
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♪ Please don't fire me
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♪ I really need this job ♪
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Oh, rub harder, baby hands.
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Fantastic!
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Now, let's see my big,
beautiful, four-wheeled
babies.
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Right away, sir.
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Our top-of-the-line model
fresh from the factory.
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You call that a car?
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Why, it looks like
someone slapped tires
on a kitty-litter box!
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This is JPD Motors.
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We make cars!
Big, beautiful cars!
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Now, go make me a real car!
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(STAMMERING) Yes, sir.
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Give me bigger tires,
bigger engine,
bigger hood ornament.
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I wanna be able to
see this baby
from outer space!
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Mmm.
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I hate it.
It's gotta be smaller.
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Smaller doors,
smaller windows,
smaller everything!
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I want that car so small
I could fit it in my pocket.
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-(HORN HONKING)
- What is this behemoth?
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I said smaller!
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Still too big.
Show me something
I haven't seen before!
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Give me more wheels.
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Less wheels.More traditional.
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More progression.
More rage. More cute.
More baroque.
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More oblong.
More chartreuse!
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(GROANS) Oh...
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Lying down
on the job, huh?
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There's no breaks
at JPD Motors.
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We work 24 hours a day,
seven days a week,
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thirty-one million
five hundred
thirty-six seconds a year.
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You got me?
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Wait a minute.
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You're not Mr. Dupree.
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You're that rabbit.
Well, guess what, rabbit?
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You and I
are going for a ride.
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And it's going to be
a riveting experience.
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(STUTTERS) Okay, big guy.
Easy there.
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(CACKLING)
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Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
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(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, no. This is bad.
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Stop it, stop it.
Work faster, baby hands.
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(GRUNTS)
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You know, when you open
a car factory, you should
always have a spare.
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(GRUNTING)
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All right, Squeaks! Victory!
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Whoo-hoo!
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- What are you doing?
- What do you mean,
what am I doing?
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I'm doing the victory clasp.
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I've never heard
about the clasp.
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You've never heard
of the victory clasp?
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Well, let me show you
how to do it.
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♪ Just put your handstogether
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♪ And shake 'emto the right three times
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♪ One, two, threeKeep your hands together
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♪ And shake 'emto the left three times
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♪ One, two, threeStomp your feet three times
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♪ One, two, threeShake your butt three times
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♪ One, two, three
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♪ Just put your handstogether
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♪ And shake 'emto the right three times
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♪ One, two, threeKeep your hands together
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♪ And shake 'emto the left three times
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♪ One, two, threeStomp your feet three times
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♪ One, two, threeShake your butt three times
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♪ One, two, three ♪
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Now all we have to do
is teach them.
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- Who?
- Them.
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Come on kids,
get on your feet.
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Learn the victory clasp.
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♪ Have you ever wonderedhow to celebrateafter accomplishing a task?
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♪ Well, wonder no more'cause we're gonna teach you
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♪ A dance calledthe victory clasp
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♪ Just put your handstogether
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♪ And shake 'emto the right three times
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♪ One, two, three♪ Keep your hands together
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♪ And shake 'emto the left three times
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♪ One, two, three♪ Stomp your feet three times
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♪ One, two, three♪ Shake your butt three times
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♪ One, two, three
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Right, two, three
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Left, two, three
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Stomp, two, three
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Butt, two, three ♪
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ALL: Yeah!
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Three... (GRUNTS)
Four...
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Hey, there, Foghorn.
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Ten. I say,
I say ten push-ups.
Phew.
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What a workout.
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Ten push-ups?
That's your workout?
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What do you mean?
That's my personal best.
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Oh, well, congratulations.
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You deserve to do
the victory clasp.
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♪ There's always a timefor a victory clasp
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♪ The occasioncan be big or small
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♪ You can do it after reachingyour personal best
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♪ Or when you finda parking spot at the mall
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♪ Just put your handstogether
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♪ Strut to the rightthree times
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♪ One, two, three♪ Keep your hands together
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♪ And strut to the leftthree times
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♪ One, two, three♪Kick and scratchon the ground
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♪ One, two, threeShake your tail feathers round
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♪ One, two, three
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Strut, two, three
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Scratch, two, three
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Tail, two, three
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ALL: Yeah!
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♪ The victory claspis a versatile dance
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♪ Its positivityis contagious
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♪ Just put your hands togetherand shake 'em around
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♪ It's usuallyquite outrageous
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Strut, two, three
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Scratch, two, three
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Tail, two, three
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♪ I didn't thinkI could do it
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♪ I have no victoriesto celebrate
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♪ In every cartoonI appear in
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♪ I get beat upin a different way
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♪ When you getbeat to smithereens♪ Do the victory clasp
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♪ When you peel a tangerine♪ Do the victory clasp
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♪ When you stayhome sick from school♪ Do the victory clasp
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♪ When I say"Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!"♪ Do the victory clasp
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Beat to smithereens
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Peel a tangerine
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♪ Victory clasp♪Home from school
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,whoo-hoo!
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ALL: Yeah!
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♪ I'm very competitiveIt's just who I am
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♪ I can neverturn down a race
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♪ But I'm always worriedI might not win
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♪ 'Cause I moveat such a slow pace
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♪ When you moveat a slow pace♪ Do the victory clasp
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♪ When you stillcome in first place♪ Do the victory clasp
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♪ When you floss your teeth♪ Do the victory clasp
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♪ When you eat roast beef♪ Do the victory clasp
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Get first place
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Going to outer space
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Floss your teeth
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♪ Victory clasp♪Eat roast beef
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ALL: Yeah!
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All right, guys, new moves.
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Put your hands on your elbows
and shake 'em up and down
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while you put your tongue
on the tip of your nose,
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and then do a double
and a half twist
with your torso,
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and grab your left ankle
with your right hand,
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and then do
a full backwards roll
into a full nelson,
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but keep those eyes closed
and breathe in deep
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while shimmying back
into the starting position,
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and then do it
three times more fast.
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Yeah...
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Thanks for the suggestion.
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♪ Now, some sayit's too much
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♪ To shake and dancein celebration
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♪ But don't be shyJust get on board
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♪ Because the victory claspis sweeping the nation
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-♪ They do it in Texas
- Howdy, victory clasp.
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-♪ Californ-I-A
- Victory clasp, brah.
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-♪ They do it in New York
- I'm victory clasping here.
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-♪ They do it in Green Bay
- Ooh! Hey, there,
victory clasp.
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-♪ They do it in Paris-Bonjour,victory clasp.
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-♪ They do it in Taipei
- Why me, victory clasp.
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-♪ They do it in London
- Well played, victory clasp.
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-♪ Even in the Milky Way
- Bleep-blurp, victory clasp.
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Strut, two, three
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Scratch, two, three
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Tail, two, three
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- ALL: Yeah!
- Enough!
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I am tired of doing
the victory clasp.
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♪ When you're tiredof this dance♪ Do the victory clasp
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♪ When you're wateringyour plants♪ Do the victory clasp
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♪ When you climb a tree♪ Do the victory clasp
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♪ When you winthe spelling bee♪ Do the victory clasp
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Scream and shout
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Dance it out
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♪ Victory clasp♪ So much fun
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♪ Victory clasp♪ Now we're done ♪
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ALL: Victory clasp!
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