Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

WILE E.: My new building is almost complete.

In a few weeks, it will be the tallest,

most luxurious skyscraper in the world.

When the world gets to look at my creation,

they'll speak of Da Vinci, Michelangelo,

and Coyote.

ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.

(GRUNTING)

What was that?

Nice work, Road Runner.

Road Runner?

Now, this package has to be delivered in 15 minutes.

Beep, beep.

(GRUNTS)

I don't know why,

but I must destroy that bird.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

Beep, beep. Beep, beep.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

Beep, beep.

(GROANING)

Beep, beep.

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(LAUGHING) Yes.

ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.

(EXCLAIMING)

(GROANS)

ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.

(EXCLAIMS)

(GRUNTS)

ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

(GROANS)

(LAUGHING)

Beep, beep.

Coyote, got a package for you.

(TICKING)

(GASPS)

Where do you think you're going?

You're not leaving until you sign for this package.

Company policy.

Sign here, sign there, initial there.

Thumbprint here.

Footprint there.

Corneal scan there.

Hair sample, saliva sample, song sample.

♪ Wiki wiki what ♪

All right, it's all yours.

(CUCKOOING)

I hate antiques, too.

(TICKING)

-(ALARM RINGING) - Beep, beep.

(EXPLOSION)

-(LAUGHS) - Beep, beep.

-(GRUNTING) - Beep, beep.

(EXCLAIMS)

(GROANING)

ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.

(LAUGHS)

Huh?

Beep, beep.

(SCREAMS, PANTING)

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(LAUGHS)

- Beep, beep. -(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

(EXCLAIMING)

(SIGHS)

(GASPS)

-(EXCLAIMING) -(TRUCK BEEPING)

(GRUNTING)

-(EXCLAIMS) - Beep, beep.

(EXCLAIMS, GROANS)

Beep, beep.

(LAUGHING)

- Beep, beep. -(SCREAMS)

Whew. (SCREAMS)

(PANTING)

- Beep, beep. -(SCREAMS)

(PANTING)

- Beep, beep. -(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

Beep, beep.

(GRUNTING)

(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

(BUZZER BUZZING)

Oh, boy, hockey is the best.

The excitement, the energy, the nachos.

Uh-uh, this is mine.

-(EXCLAIMS) -(SCREAMS)

Be careful, Squeaks, that was close.

♪ My name's Blacque Jacque Shellacque

♪ I like to cheat a lot

♪ That is against the rules Who is he trying to fool

♪ It's a more fun game When I inflict the pain

♪ That guy's a-cheating He deserves a beating

♪ Cheating is the only way That I know how to play

♪ There's nothing you can do

♪ But watch me cheat ♪

(GRUNTS)

(BUZZING)

(LAUGHING)

BUGS BUNNY: Boo!

Boo! That guy's a no-good bum.

He's the biggest goon I've ever seen.

Goon? I'll show you goon.

-(GRUNTS) -(EXCLAIMING)

That's it.

I've had it with this guy and his cheating.

I'm gonna teach Blacque Jacque Shellacque

that the puck stops here.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(LAUGHING)

Oh, a new victim, eh?

I hope you like the taste of my fist.

No, thanks. I'm on a diet.

I'm just here to stop you cold.

Get it? 'Cause we're on ice.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm going to win the face off,

and then I'm going to tear your face off.

Get it? 'Cause I'm going to tear your face off!

Sheesh, you took it too far there.

(GRUNTS)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

So the little baby bunny wants to play.

Since you were acting like a baby,

then I will treat you like a baby.

(LAUGHS)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

-(GRUNTS) - Wee!

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Hey, did you see I scored a goal?

Why, yes, I saw it.

Oh, I wasn't sure, 'cause you were resting in the corner.

I wasn't resting, I skated... Oh, never mind.

You'll have to gamble with Blacque Jacque.

Deal me in.

I'll deal you this!

(BOTH YELLING)

That's a big one. Left punch, kick. (GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING) Punch on your head.

Two minutes at the penalty box for fighting.

Two minutes is nothing to me.

Fine, two minutes in the piranha box.

(SCREAMING) That is two minutes, I think.

No, not quite.

Here, finish up at the pancake box.

The what?

Yum, pancakes.

I could do this longer than two minutes.

Don't forget the hot maple syrup.

(SCREAMING)

So painful... (CHOMPS)

...but so delicious.

(BUZZING)

That's the end of the game. We tied.

No, no, no. This game is not over.

We do a shootout.

All right, I'll go first.

But you might wanna protect your goal.

I'm not going to be the goalie.

Too bad you won't be able to squeak a goal past him.

That's a great idea.

Squeaks!

(GRUNTING)

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

Oh, Kraken, look at this little baby squirrel.

(EXCLAIMING)

(GROANS)

Hockey puck in the side pocket.

(BUZZING)

All right, Jacque, you don't make this goal, I win.

Oh, don't you worry. I will make this goal...

With cheating.

Wink, wink.

Let's see him try to stop my automatic slap shot machine.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCREAMING)

It is time to turn it up a notch.

This is my puck-zooka.

Time to fight Jacque with a jock.

Strap, that is.

(SCREAMING)

(BUZZING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

BLACQUE JACQUE: Don't let the fame go to your head.

I heard it can be crushing.

(LAUGHING)

(BOTH GASP)

(LAUGHING)

(BOTH GASP)

(LAUGHING)

(BOTH EXCLAIM)

Hey, Doc.

As much as I love to stay and let you crush me, it's getting late.

So I think we're gonna call it a night.

No, wait. Come back.

This isn't over until it is over.

And it looks like it's over.

Alone again with disappointment, my only friend.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)