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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(DAINTY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey, it's me, animal activist

and environmental warrior, Trey Hugger.

I've made it my life's mission to ensure that these rabbits

are kept safe and looked after.

Ow!

Are you okay?

Forgive me, my friend.

- Relax, Doc, I'm fine. - Oh, thank goodness.

Don't worry, with Trey on the job

no harm will come to you.

Aw, gee, thanks. Uh...

But I can take care of myself.

Let's get out of here, Squeaks.

Leave the Frisbee.

Walk safe.

And know I'm always watching over you.

Always.

(THUNDER CRACKS)

(SQUEAKS CHIRPING)

I don't know why he doesn't wanna protect the squirrels, Squeaks.

What? My carrots, they're gone!

I threw out those nasty, harmful carrots.

You did what?

I replaced them with healthy, organic carrots.

They should be ready in six months.

No, no, my precious crop of carr... reeks!

Ow! (GASPS) My carrot patch stinks!

I fertilize with decomposing food and trash.

- It's nature's candy. -(SQUEAKS RETCHES)

(FLIES BUZZING)

- Yuck! - Well, for your sake,

I hope carrots sprout out instead of garbage.

(THUNDER CRACKS)

Sheesh, can you believe this guy?

Oh, come on. Where's all my furniture?

I took all your furniture for some deep fabric cleaning.

Well, you need to get out of here

before I take you to the cleaners.

♪ Sittin' in the bathtub Eating lots of cheese ♪

Ooh, that feels nice.

- How's the water? Warm enough for you? -(SCREAMS)

Enough is enough. I don't need your help!

- So just leave me alone... (GROANING) -(TREY GASPING)

(GROANS)

Hey, mi amigo, you awake, bud?

What the... Uh, where am I?

Relax, my friend, you're safe in my pad.

You're lucky I was watching you when you fell.

I fell because you were watching me.

Why can't I move?

I had to make sure you didn't fall and bump your noggin, bro bro.

So I attached you to my gravity inversion machine.

It's safe and helps blood circulation.

- Check it out. - Whoa!

I've been thinking that, for your own protection,

you should stay here at my place, for like, forever, maybe?

You're talking crazy.

- You need to let me go. - No dice.

Now you hang tight.

I'm off to pick some organic produce

from the urban farm I got growing on my roof.

And don't worry, I'm locking the door so no one can get in.

Or out.

-(THUNDER CRACKS) -(LOCK CLICKS)

(GRUNTING)

- Oh, thank goodness, Squeaks! -(SQUEAKS CHIRPING)

What? No, I didn't move out to live with this goofball!

He's locked me in. You gotta help me out!

(MUMBLING) Ah!

(GRUNTS)

- Oh. -(CRASHES)

- TREY: Good news! -(LOCK CLICKS)

The organic shallots are in season.

I've been thinking.

I'm actually stoked to start living more organically,

and reduce my carbon footprint here with you, hombre.

What say we have some eco-friendly fun?

I'm down. Let me just get you out of these ropes.

Oh, you're going down, all right.

- What'd you say? - Uh, I said, uh... "Goji berries rock."

- Yeah, they do. - Phew.

You know, I'm looking around your place, brah,

and it seems like there are some things in here

that could do some real harm to you.

- Really? No way. - Way.

And I think it's only fair

that if your job is to keep me safe,

then my job is to keep you safe.

I mean, look at this endless scarf.

Yeah, check it. It's made of recycled cloth diapers.

I had to dye it burnt sienna, because--

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't wanna know. Yuck.

Well, look at this scarf,

it's so long, it could easily get caught

- in your solar-powered juice extractor. -(WHIRRING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

Oh, no! My hipster facial hair.

It took me two seconds to grow that.

(GRUNTS)

(IN REGULAR VOICE) There we go.

And what about this kitchen table made of old reclaimed wood?

- It's a ticking time bomb. - It is? No way!

I got this baby back-packing through Indonesia.

I was protesting the destruction of

the endangered earthworms of Jakarta.

Fishing destroys worms!

Cool story, bro, but see how dangerous it is

- when holding your tree stump chairs. -(GRUNTING)

And these hanging antique pots could sure do some damage.

- Fishing destroys worms! -(POTS CLANGING)

-(CLANGING) -(TREY GRUNTING)

Hey, wake up, pal.

Here, let me fix you up a nice cup of espresso.

Come to think of it,

- these things are pretty dangerous too. - Ow!

-(WHIMPERING) - But not as dangerous as this retro refrigerator.

(TREY GRUNTS)

You know, I think the best way to keep you safe,

and the best thing for the environment,

is if you leave and go back to your hole.

I don't know, dude.

- You know, I feel like I-- - Trust me, brah,

you need to leave, like now.

Hey, Squeaks, I'm back.

I stopped by the store to get some carrots...

Oh, no, you're not kidnapping me again. Now, get out!

Relax, hombre.

I'm here to see this magnificent creature.

Squeaks?

I've made it my mission to make sure these animals

are protected and receive all the TLC they need.

Their safety is vital to our delicate eco-balance.

(CHIRPING)

More organic, free-range,

- acorn substitute, Mr. Squirrel? - Uh-huh.

Ah. (GULPS)

I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Squirrels love nuts.

(FLY BUZZING)

(SPEEDBOAT APPROACHING)

Agent Double Le Pew, reporting to base.

I have found the alpha machine.

I am going in.

(GRUNTING)

That is more I like it.

Open up, this is Double Le Pew, international spy--

If you are a super spy,

then I must be a "super, super spy."

Agent Claudette, what are you doing here?

Looking for Elmer BloFudd's super secret weapon.

And I think I found it.

So you have.

Allow me to give you a congratulatory kiss. Hmm...

(GRUNTS) Or, I can just lie here.

Now, I just have to diffuse it and save the world!

There seems to be some kind of crank.

I ain't no crank!

I just like things the way they is!

Eh, we were talking about

the crank at the side of this box.

Get off my porch!

Hmm.

-(HUMMING POP GOES THE WEASEL) - No, wait. Le Pew!

(RATTLING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(LAUGHING)

I see you fell into my little trap.

There is no alpha machine.

It was just a clever ruse

to get you into this dangerous swamp

so I can destroy you once and for all.

(GASPS) Le Pew, look out!

OLD MAN: Whoa!

You saved my life.

Let me thank you by giving you a kiss. Hmm...

(GRUNTS) Or, I can just lie here.

Get on your feet, Le Pew.

We have to get out of this swamp.

But my boat is completely destroyed.

Along with all my cool secret agent gadgets.

You must rely on your training.

Of course. My training.

(INHALES)

(SINGING FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM)

Not your vocal training, your secret agent training.

Ah, yes, that.

Well, my secret agent training

is telling me, we should get moving.

(ALLIGATORS GROWLING)

Because this place is crawling with alligators.

(SNARLING)

(WHIRRING)

After them, my martial arts alligators.

(VOCALIZING MARTIAL ARTS SOUNDS)

(GROWLING)

-(BOTH GRUNT) - What a ridiculous fighting style.

(COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLS)

(BARKING)

-(GROWLING) - PEPE: Heads up.

(LAUGHING) What a bunch of chowder-heads.

Look, a boat.

- What a coincidence. - Careful, Le Pew.

It could be one of BloFudd's traps.

My secret agent sense is tingling.

Or perhaps, it is caused by the holding of my hand?

No?

Just me? Oh, well.

Never fear.

My instincts are telling me this boat is safe.

(GROWLING)

Look out! A giant anaconda.

ALLIGATOR: Not to be a know-it-all Nellie,

but anacondas are native in the Amazons,

not in Louisiana. (SLURPS)

Cut it out.

This isn't the time for accurate factoids.

-(GROWLS) -(GASPS) Le Pew!

(SMACKS LIPS)

(RETCHES)

(SIGHS)

(GARGLING)

I always was an acquired taste.

Bravo, Le Pew. Now, let's get out of here.

So, they defeated my giant anaconda, eh?

It appears I'm going to have to take matters into my own hands.

Never fear, ma cherie.

I will have us out of this swamp in no time.

We have been driving around for hours.

I think you are lost.

Ah, look at us.

Bickering like an old married couple.

Look out for that rock!

Look out for that tree!

Look out for BloFudd!

There's nowhere to go.

(BOAT SCREECHES)

Ha. I told you I could find him.

You were supposed to get us out of the swamp,

not deliver us to the bad guy!

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

We need to get out of here.

- I am tired of running. -(ENGINE WHIRRING)

(SCREAMING) Le Pew, what are you doing?

I do not know.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

Whoa, wait, he's serious.

(LAUGHING) You'll never catch Elmer BloFudd.

(YELLS)

- ELMER: Whoa! -(GASPS)

I'll be back, you'll see! (LAUGHING)

Well, he's really going out with a "fang."

Uh, not to be a know-it-all Nellie

but anacondas don't have fangs.

-(SLURPS) - This isn't an educational show.

(SCOFFS) You got that right, sister.

Well, now that we got the bad guy,

we can continue with our little romp in the swamp.

Hmm.

(GRUNTS)

Or... (SIGHS) I can just lie here.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)