Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

BUGS: Smell that fresh ocean air, Squeaks.

(SIGHS) It's a perfect day

for another Ricotta Frittata Regatta.

- Never heard of it. - What?

You never heard of the Ricotta Frittata Regatta?

Why, it's only the greatest sailboat race of all time!

Five and a half miles of adrenaline-packed hoisting,

jibbing and masting.

And I'm a three-time champion.

- CECIL: Oh, really? - Huh?

Well, I'm a six-time champion.

Nailed it.

You ain't winning this year, Cecil.

I've been sailing all summer,

and I've got a boat that's in tip-top shape.

(CRACKS)

Uh, glue that back on for me, will you, Squeaks?

Okay.

Yeah, you've got me shaking in my shell.

Not really. I was being sarcastic.

ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA) Sailors, get ready.

Let the race begin.

Well, as soon as the wind picks up.

Bugs.

Cecil.

ANNOUNCER: And away they go.

Sorry, Cecil, but thanks to my big sail,

winning this race will be a breeze.

Actually, Bugs, I have a bigger sail.

So it's time for me to "wave" goodbye.

(SPLASH)

I need more sail.

- Squeaks. - Huh?

- Get my dirty laundry. -(GRUMBLES)

Now hoist my underpants. Raise up my tube socks.

- BUGS: Present my tighty-whities. - Phew.

I'm gonna make sure this race is brief.

-(LAUGHS) -(PANTING)

CECIL: I prefer boxers.

And I prefer an industrial-strength fan.

(WIND BLOWING)

- CECIL: And I prefer a leaf blower. -(HORN BLARING)

That's it!

Squeaks, get the badger.

Aye, aye, Captain.

- Fire at will. -(BADGER GRUNTING)

Oh, wow, Cecil, has your sail been working out?

'Cause it looks ripped.

Oh, no, I sure hope you don't find out about my secret shortcut.

(CHIRPING)

You mean this secret shortcut?

-(LAUGHING) Too late. -(WHISTLES)

Good luck, Bugs.

Not really. I was being sarcastic.

BUGS: You'll never catch me.

(BUGS SCREAMS)

Hey, I'm not a baby. Put me down!

- Aw! (CRYING) -(SQUEAKS LAUGHING)

Huh?

(CRYING LOUDLY)

Aw, gee, I'm sorry. But I'm not your baby.

But, this boat is my baby,

and it needs a diaper really bad.

Ooh!

(LAUGHS EXCITEDLY)

Ooh!

BUGS: I outsmarted you again, Cecil.

I'm going to need some reinforcements.

(HORN TOOTING)

ALL: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

And stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.

Touche, terrapin.

Well, if Cecil can use his friends, then so can I.

- Squeaks, you've got friends, call them up. -(GRUMBLING)

(WHISTLES)

Come aboard!

All right, stroke, stroke,

- stroke, stroke. -(GRUNTING)

- BUGS: Stroke, stroke, stroke. -(PANTING)

Aw, come on, put some muscle into it.

♪ I'm kicking it here on my yacht

♪ My sailing skills are super hot

♪ I only take cash never a check

♪ Mess with me I'll make you swab the poop deck ♪

He's so cocky, he's making his own music video during the race.

♪ You may think I don't move very fast

♪ But watch me climb up on this mast

♪ Can you feel my chill vibe, yo?

♪ Now, eat my wake as I say jibe-ho

ALL: ♪ Jibe-ho, jibe-ho, jibe-ho ♪

-(SQUEAKS YELLING) - Whoa.

Nobody jibe-ho's Bugs Bunny.

We need more speed.

Squeaks, it looks like we're gonna have to lighten the load.

(ALL SCREAM)

(SQUEAKING ANGRILY)

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

BUGS: Time to go full pirate.

Prepare to get your shivers timbered.

Abandon ship.

You're not the only one who can go full pirate.

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(BOTH GROWLING)

(BOTH YELLING)

(BOTH GROWLING)

- A-ha! -(BUGS YELLS)

(YELPS) My booty!

Time to bring out the big guns.

Two can play at that game.

ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA) And the winner of the Ricotta Frittata Regatta is,

-those guys. -(ALL CHEERING)

What? Those guys won? Well, I don't care who won.

- As long as I beat you. - Oh, no, you don't.

BOTH: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

(SQUEAKING)

Yeah, I get it. All our chances of winning...

Just went down the drain.

(LAUGHING)

♪ Hoity-toity toity, toity, toi ♪

What? My luck is all empty.

How did that-- (SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

I gotta check me luck statement.

Zero balance? Sweet Axl of the Roses.

Shameless O'Scanty is out of luck.

(THUNDERCLAP)

- I have to get some luck, quick. -(BEEPING)

Oh, here we go. A pig.

It says here, if you bring a pig inside your home,

you'll have great luck.

Faith and begorrah! That's what I'll do!

I'll find meself a pig and trap him in me house.

Oh, who am I kidding?

I'll never see a pig just wandering around Ireland.

Excuse me,

are the Cliffs of Moher around here?

I'm sight-seeing.

- They're that way. - Thank you.

And, uh, top of the (STUTTERING) morning...

Have a good day.

What a nice pig.

Wait! Pig?

I'm gonna capture that pig and trap him in me house.

Then I'll have more luck than a lucky horse shoe made of lucky rabbit's feet.

- Wow, a seashell? -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

Is there anything (STUTTERS) more exciting?

Now, time to swoop down and cork that pork.

Just need to wait for that gentle Irish breeze.

(SCREAMING)

- Oi! - Oh, look, an old Irish kite.

It's been a while since I've flown one of these.

(GROANS) Oi, what happened?

(STUTTERING) This reminds me of a simpler, gentler time.

(YELPS) Oi!

I wonder if I can still do some old tricks.

The bicycle.

(SCREAMS) Ouch!

The shooting star.

Oi!

The dodecahedron.

(YELPING)

They say if you listen closely,

- you can hear voice of the Irish winds. -(SHAMELESS YELPING)

- Let me go! (YELPS) - Wait, I think I'm hearing it now.

SHAMELESS: Help!

Oh, this will do the trick.

First I'll catch him in me rope trap.

Then I'll beat the nice pig with me trusty shillelagh.

Easy-peasy, potato-greasy.

PORKY: (STUTTERING) What beautiful day.

SHAMELESS: Here he comes.

Oh, my goodness! Irish moss. Be still my heart.

-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) -(GRUNTING)

Oh, look, this must be a traditional Irish Blarney rope

I've heard so much about.

The legend says you have to pull it for good luck.

(SHAMELESS YELPING)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

(GROANING) My kilt is in me...

Uh, what's this? A second Irish Blarney rope?

(SHAMELESS YELPING)

And an Irish pinata?

(SIGHS) Oh, this is my lucky day.

(SHAMELESS YELPING)

- Oh, those Irish winds again. -(SHAMELESS SCREAMING)

(LAUGHS) No one can resist a sheep shearing.

That pig will soon be mine!

Sheep shearing?

I didn't see that on the (STUTTERING) itiner... On the schedule.

Well, when in Ireland.

Got ya!

My, you're a friendly sheep. (LAUGHS)

I'm gonna shear you first.

Oh, (YELPING) help me, Saint Duff of the McKagans.

I bet you feel cooler without all that hot wool.

Oh, although looking at you, I can see why you wear it.

(TEETH CHATTERING)

A flag?

This is too much excitement for one day.

Boy, am I glad I paid extra for that (STUTTERING) lucky package.

Oh, there he is. The king of the castle.

Taking pictures with his wee little camera.

What the...

An even bigger flag? (GASPS EXCITEDLY)

Best day ever!

Well, this little piggy is going to go wee, wee, wee,

- all the way to my home... (SCREAMS) -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

-(CRASH) -(YELPING)

Saint Slash of the Top Hat!

Oh, no, I broke at least a thousand mirrors.

That's like, 7,000 years bad luck.

Oh, Shameless, it's hopeless.

You know what?

I'm gonna go against all me instincts as a leprechaun

and try being civil and polite.

Please, Mr. Pig, from the bottom of my rotten little heart,

I've fallen on hard times and I need you to come into my home,

to replenish me luck.

- Sure. - Really?

All I had to do was ask?

I went through all that for nothing?

- Pretty much, yeah. -(SIGHS) Oh.

Never mind. To me house.

Here we are. Oh, right in here, Mr. Pig.

Me luck is going to be off the charts.

(PORKY GRUNTING)

PORKY: I'm stuck.

Oh, for the love of Bonnie bee's nest in a blimey, bloody...

- Get your lucky keister in there! -(PORKY YELPING)

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMING)

- Huh? (GASPS) - Oh, look, an Irish pinata.

-(THUDDING) -(SHAMELESS YELPING)

- Wow, I can still hear those Irish winds. - SHAMELESS: Oh, come on!

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)