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We think he's the one
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who's been stealing
all the food
from the Snack Shack.
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We call him
the Snack Shack Bandit.
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Officer Porky,
Officer Horace,
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you two
are going under cover.
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Under covers?
Great, I love taking naps.
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You're not napping!
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You're gonna dress up
and pretend to be surfers.
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Then you get to be
chummy with that duck,
catch him in the act,
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then arrest him red-handed.
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But, Chief, I don't know
how to surf.
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Come on, Porky,
how hard can it be?
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I'll be there to get your back
the entire time, all right?
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Eh, you're right.
Let's, eh, get that duck.
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To the beach!
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You numcruds.
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We're already at the beach.
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Now get out!
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Em, not too shabby.
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Hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo!
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Eh, look at the size
of those waves.
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Ah, it's a good thing
Horace said he'd have my back.
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Oh, hey, Porky,
I forgot to tell you
I don't surf.
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Eh, what?
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Yeah. Here's the deal.
I don't like the water none.
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But-but you...
But, if...
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Hey, if "ifs" and "buts"
were candy and nuts,
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every day would be Christmas.
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Get out there and surf, pal.
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Eh, surf's up, brah.
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Yeah. Hey.
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I love surfing.
It's the best, right, brah?
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Oh, I get it.
I hear ya.
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I-I'm gonna back off.
So yeah,
let me get out of your hair.
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Don't wanna...
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Whoa.
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D'oh!
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Whoa, brah, that was
some sweet riding out there.
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It'd be an honor
to ride the waves with you.
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Eh, what?
I mean, yeah, it would.
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My name's Daffy,
and I pretty much
run this beach.
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I didn't catch your name.
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Uh, duh, it's-it's Johnny.
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Uh, New Mexico.
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Cool surfer dude.
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Johnny New Mexico.
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Porky!
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Hey, Porky!
I saw you surf.
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Is that guy talking to you?
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No, no, I, uh,
don't think so.
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Hey, everyone,
that guy right over there,
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is my good friend,
Porky Pig.
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He's pointing right at you.
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Uh, no, not me.
There are a lot of pigs
on the beach.
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I know there are
a lot of pigs on this beach...
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Uh, excuse me.
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...but I'm talking
about that pig,
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right there...
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- Would you be quiet?
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You're uh, gonna
blow my cover.
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Sorry, Porky, I'm just
so proud of you.
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Eh, thank you.
But, p-please stop.
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It turns out that
horse was confused.
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It's cool.
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Listen, I do a lot more
than surf.
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I do a lot of
dangerous stuff, too.
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I'm a rebel, above the law,
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living life on the edge.
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Care to join me?
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I'm in.
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Let's do some jet-ski.
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Renegade style! Whoo-hoo!
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Come on, Porky,
you gotta get in there.
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Renegades for life!
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I don't see
what's so renegade about this.
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All we're doing is
riding jet-skis.
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Wow, you're pretty hardcore
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if you don't think
riding a jet-ski on fire
is renegade.
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O-on fire?
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Renegade!
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I'm proud of you, Porky.
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All right, Johnny,
watch me launch myself
into the water.
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But how is this
breaking the rules?
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Well, I just ate
a few minutes ago,
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and you're not supposed to
eat and swim.
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Pretty sure that's a rule.
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- Whoo-hoo!
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Hey, Johnny New Mexico!
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It's your turn. Come on!
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The water's great.
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Here I c-come!
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Okay, now I'm not
so proud of you, all right?
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Eh, can I
take the blindfold off yet?
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Almost.
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And, surprise!
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W-we're on a plane?
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Oh, and if you're wondering
how this is
breaking the rules,
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no one is flying the plane.
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Huh?
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Now let's jump.
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One hundred percent
pure adrenaline.
Whoo-hoo!
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Eh, wait. I ca... I can't!
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Porky. Come in, Porky.
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Get down here.
It's the Snack Shack Bandit.
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Hey, I'm doing it.
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Ee, 100% p-p-pure adrenaline!
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Now to safely float
to the Earth.
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Porky, you did it.
I'm proud of you again.
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You caught that duck
is the act.
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Ow!
- Wait, what?
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Get this numcrud off me!
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Hey, Chief, why are you
holding a bunch of candy bars?
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And why do you have chocolate
all over your face?
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C-c-can't you see, Horace?
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The Chief is the one,
eh, stealing all the food
from the Snack Shack.
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Oh, fine.
You caught me red-handed.
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I'm the Snack Shack Bandit.
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Frankly, I can't believe
you two caught me.
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You're the worst officers
on the force.
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Not for long.
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I just signed up
for the police academy.
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Book him, horsey.
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You got it, surfer duck guy.
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My goodness, I never realized
how soft and fluffy you are.
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I just want to
tuck you into bed
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and read you a bedtime story.
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Well, we captured
the thief.
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Y-you know,
you're not a cop yet.
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And you're still undercover.
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What do you say,
Mr. New Mexico?
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Eh, d-don't mind if I do.
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Surf's up!
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I am Cal, the Viking.
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And I am here
to rob and pillage this zone.
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This Cal-zone.
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I pillage this ox.
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I pillage this village.
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Hey, buddy!
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I'm one of the few people
who bathe in this time period.
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I am Cal the Viking.
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And I will
pillage your bathtub...
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...and your hand towels
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and, uh, whatever this is.
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And you are my dinner.
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Oh, Viking god, Odin,
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I shall eat this rabbit
in your honor.
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Oh, wait, Doc.
There's still more
to be pillaged.
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More to be pillaged?
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Well, yeah. A hidden treasure.
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More gold and jewels
than you've ever seen.
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But if you sacrifice me now,
you won't be able
to pillage it.
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And I know how you
loves the pillaging.
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Of course I love pillaging.
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If pillaging were a woman,
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I would marry her.
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Okay, enough
with the pillage spillage.
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Follow me.
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Here it is, Doc.
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This is the Dark Forest
where we keep
all the treasure.
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Prepare to be pillaged,
Dark Forest.
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Hey, I do not see
any treasures.
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Just this sign that says,
"Danger, wild dogs."
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Here's another sign.
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"Danger, aggressive py..."
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Oh, no.
"Adorable little hamsters?"
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Hello, hairy little...
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I'm lucky
these mysterious bags
broke my fall.
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Wait. Mysterious bags?
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This must be the treasure!
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Whoa! What a haul!
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Soggy hamburger buns,
old cups,
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soiled diapers...
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Wait a second.
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Congratulations, Cal.
You pillaged our garbage dump.
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- Garbage dump?
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All right, rabbit.
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Clearly you do not know
where the treasure is,
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so I must destroy you
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No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I forgot. We don't keep it
in the Dark Forest anymore.
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It's on the other side
of the island.
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But we need your boat
to get there.
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Okay. Fine.
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Grab the oars
and row on the beat.
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What is the matter with you?
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We are barely moving.
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Eh, I'm not too good at this.
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How about you row
and I beat the drums?
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Fine. But you better
keep the beat.
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Oh, I'll keep the beat,
all right.
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All right, pal,
it's your guitar solo.
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Wasn't just the drums
that took the beating.
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- We made it!
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The treasure is in this cave.
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- Have at it, pal.
- Oh, no.
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In that cave, there is
probably a pack of bobcats
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or a pile of pig droppings.
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Oh, you caught me.
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That's where we keep
the pig droppings.
202
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In fact, that's where we keep
pretty much all the droppings.
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I knew it.
204
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Then the real treasure
must be in that cave
over there.
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Cave, prepare to be pillaged!
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- Oh, no.
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Where am I?
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You are with me,
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Odin, God of the Vikings.
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You are Odin?
I thought you'd be bigger.
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I may be small,
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but I carry a big stick.
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00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:08,316
Oh, mighty Odin,
tell me thy bidding.
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I must show you
the secret way
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00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,111
to get to Valhalla!
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00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:17,033
There you join me
among the Pantheon
of Viking gods.
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00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:20,578
Oh, mighty Odin,
the honor is too great.
218
00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,288
Yes, it probably is.
219
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,832
First, push your ship
out into the sea.
220
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,836
Now, what's
your favorite color?
221
00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:31,714
- Red.
- You dare lie to Odin?
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Periwinkle.
223
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Really? Periwinkle? Huh.
224
00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,597
Now set your ship on fire!
225
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,723
Are you sure?
226
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You dare question Odin?
227
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,565
Now get in your second ship!
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I do not have a second ship.
229
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Well then, you better
go after your first one.
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What? My ship!
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I guess Cal's sendoff
wasn't to his Viking.
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Valhalla!
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