Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

-(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) -(CAWING)

Ah! Another beautiful morning

in the valley of mythical creatures.

Oh, no! My house!

Who do you think you are?

The name is Yosemite Samson

and I'm the strongest man in the world

on account of my long hair.

Your hair gives you strength?

That's right.

The longer my hair, the more phonebooks I can tear.

Hi-yah! (SPITS)

The longer the mane, the more my might can cause pain.

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

(FEMININE VOICE) Excuse me, mister,

can I borrow a cup of sugar?

A-oooo-gah!

Why, of course you can, pretty lady.

You can have as much sugar as you want, sugar.

I just moved up the lock a piece.

And I guess we'll be seeing each other a lot more, huh?

Delilah, I'm in love with you.

Will you marry me?

Oh, fiddledeedee, silly man.

You can't just ask a girl to marry you.

-(GRUNTING) - You gotta go a courtin' her first.

You know, like, bring her flowers.

(GRUNTING)

Oh, I'll get you flowers.

Well, the flowers I want are on top of that mountain.

Huh?

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

But, there's a big ol' Titan up there.

Oh, a big strong man like you

isn't afraid of a little ol' thing like a Titan, are you?

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(GROWLING)

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

(SAMSON SCREAMING AND GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

Here you are, my love.

I changed my mind.

Now I want a pearl from the bottom of the lake.

Can't I just go to a local department store or somethin'?

Is that all I'm worth?

A trip to the department store?

Well, in that case, you can forget the whole thing.

Oh, no, no, no, no! I'm sorry.

I'll get you that pearl.

(SNORING)

(GRUNTS)

Crab-jam!

I'm not a baby!

Aha!

Whoa!

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

(SAMSON GRUNTING)

I did it.

Well, Samson! I must say, I am impressed.

Now, how about giving me a kiss?

Mmmwaah!

Ooh, such soft lips.

Can we get married now?

Oh, you may have completed all my tasks,

but you've to got to clean yourself up a bit.

And I have just the man for the job.

Oh, Bruce.

Whoa!

O-M-G! What is going on with this hair?

I'll have this mane tamed in no time.

You can't cut my hair!

That's where I get my strength!

Oh, don't be such a baby, baby.

Too new wave.

Too business in the front, not enough party in the back.

Too punk. I know exactly what to do.

Take a look.

(SCREAMING) My hair!

My beautiful hair!

Samson, you clean up nice.

But my strength is gone. Watch!

(GRUNTS)

Now, will you marry me?

If you really wanna marry me, you must prove yourself worthy

in the gladiatorial games in the old Colosseum.

There's an old Colosseum?

It's the valley of mythical creatures.

- Now, off you go. -(GRUNTING)

Welcome to today's mythological action.

I'm with my griffin in crime, Merv.

(SQUAWKING)

Okay, Sam, time to prove you don't need long, luxurious hair

to be a big, strong man.

Give me your worst!

Oh, hey, fellas.

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

Samson fought the wall and the wall won.

(SQUAWKING)

(SAMSON GRUNTING)

I haven't seen this much dribblin'

since I volunteered at the daycare center.

(SQUAWKING)

You're absolutely right, Merv.

He's taking it to the hole.

(SAMSON GRUNTING)

Samson is getting a whackin' from the Kraken.

-(RUMBLING) - And with that move,

the Kraken is literally bringing the house down.

This is Bugs and Merv signing off.

(SQUAWKING)

My love life's in ruins.

You know, Samson may need his hair for strength,

but nothing beats the strength of a hare.

(SQUAWKING)

(BARKING)

No, Frisky, I can't play with you.

I have to go to the store and get cranberry sauce

for my big Thanksgiving Day feast.

(WHINING)

Oh, all right, I'll let you fetch it one time.

That's the old mustard.

Frisky, that's not a ball!

That's a squirrel.

Hey! What's the big idea, huh?

(GRUMBLING)

All right, Frisky.

Now, get back inside so I can go to the store.

(HUMMING)

(MEOWING)

Gimme that fish.

No way! I saw it first.

Aha! Get back! Get back!

Look at that. You two messed around and ruined our dinner.

Guess I'll have to eat this sandwich.

That's not a sandwich, you cranially challenged chowder head.

That's a phonebook.

(GULPS) I thought that sandwich was a little dry.

(SNIFFS) Wait a minute. (SNIFFS)

You guys smell something?

I think It's me.

That phonebook had a little too much fiber.

It's not you. I-I smell turkey!

It's coming from behind that door.

(GRUNTING) It's locked!

Don't worry. I have a key.

Hey, I get it. I'm the key.

(SNIFFING)

Look at all that food!

They got everything. Turkey, mashed potatoes...

And gravy! Lots and lots of gravy!

You can put gravy on the turkey,

gravy on the potatoes or gravy on the gravy.

Or you can just put gravy right in your mouth.

Oh, stop saying gravy.

And who said you can start eating, huh?

You told me to.

- No, I didn't. - Yes, you did.

- No, I didn't. No, I didn't! - Yes, you did.

PETE: Yes, you did.

SYLVESTER: No, I didn't!

(BARKING)

Dog! Go!

(BARKING)

Run! Run! Run! Run!

(PANTING)

(WHINING)

What are you two scared of?

He's just a harmless little critter.

Hey, poochie poochie poochie.

(BARKING)

Put me down, you mangy coward!

Cat up, you 'fraidy-babies.

If you want that turkey, you have to get rid of that puppy.

Let's go.

(BARKING)

ALL: Whoa!

(CATS SCREAMING)

Now, listen, we've got to get into that house.

Claude, you go 'round front.

Pete, go in the upstairs window.

Can't we just go back to eating out of a garbage can?

We're gonna get rid of that puppy

and have a nice turkey dinner.

Now, let's go.

(EXCLAIMING) Hey, who are you?

I asked you first!

Don't be smart with me, pal!

Oh, you think you're a tough guy, huh?

Oh, yeah? I can take you to the cleaners.

You got it, pal!

Put up your dukes!

(GRUNTING)

(BARKING)

So, you wanna play, huh?

Okay, maybe we should try another game.

-(BARKING) -(SCREAMING)

(BARKS)

Float like a butterfly, sting like a puma.

Hey!

(SCREAMING)

What do you think you're doing, you blithering baboons.

You couldn't get rid of this puppy? Give me that.

Go fetch, you mutt.

(GRUNTING)

Hmm?

Yaah!

(SCREAMING)

Oh, my! What happened?

(SCREAMING)

I've heard of it raining cats and dogs,

but this is ridiculous.

I don't suppose you cats would want to join Frisky and I for dinner.

(BARKING)

Oh, well, Happy Thanksgiving!

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)