Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, boy, we've done it. We've made it to America.

ALL: Yay!

And to celebrate our safe arrival to this new land,

we will have a feast and give thanks,

so I will go out and hunt a rabbit

to eat at our Thanksgiving dinner.

ALL: Yay!

(GASPS)

(GULPING)

That's one steep gangplank.

Careful. Careful.

Whoa!

Bet you thought I was going to trip and fall, didn't you?

But I didn't. (LAUGHS)

(THUD)

Huh? Plymouth Rock?

What's up, rock?

Oh, hello there.

I'm Pilgrim Elmer.

I have traveled here to colonize this new land.

To mark the occasion,

we're going to have a huge feast.

And we're serving rabbit.

Serving rabbit!

I'm a 100% rabbit, Doc.

I'll have eggs over-easy, french toast,

and a bowl of whipped cream.

You know what? Just bring the whipped cream.

I'm watching my figure.

I'm not here to bring you food.

You are the food. And I'm hunting rabbit.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

In America, you can't just hunt someone without properly

introducing yourself.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Ignorance is no excuse.

Now, I'm going to show you how to greet us natives.

Oh, okay.

Now when you say hello to someone in our country,

the first thing you do is grab a big stick.

- Like this? - Yeah, that's a good stick.

Okay, now hold it out

and hit yourself in the face three times with it.

- What! - How are you supposed to hunt me

if you can't even say hello?

Okay, okay.

(GRUNTS)

Good. Now this is how the locals will respond.

And when you want to say goodbye,

raise your right hand,

make a "V" for victory,

now, poke your eyes as hard as you can.

Oh, come on!

- When in Rome... - Oh!

Ow!

Well, see you later.

Yeah, I hope I don't meet too many people over here.

Wait, I've got you hunt you now, rabbit.

Oh, that's right. Well, let's do it.

What are you doing now?

Oh, I forgot to mention,

in our country, before you hunt someone,

you have to treat him to a spa day.

Oh, that seems crazy, but, okay, I guess.

Ooh, yeah, that's nice.

Oh, deep tissue.

Very impressive hunting technique, Doc.

(CHUCKLES) Well, I try.

I'm gonna give you a five star review.

Are you comfortable, Mr. Bunny?

Oh, yeah, you sir, are one fabulous hunter.

Well, I aim to please. Time for your mud mask.

Nah, we're good. Well, this has been wonderful.

- You are one talented hunter. - Oh, thank you.

I'm gonna recommend you to all my friends.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Now take care and get ready for your business to take of.

Thank you.

(HUMMING)

Wait!

I'm gonna get that rabbit!

Hey, bub, where do you think you're going?

I'm chasing a rabbit.

Well, if you're coming into the country, you have to pass

through customs. Are you bringing

in any animals or agricultural products?

- No. - Wrong.

What about those fish lips? And these crows feet?

And don't forget about these cauliflower ears.

I don't have cauliflower ears.

You do now. Okay, you're all clear.

Let me stamp your passport.

Ow!

(GROWLING)

All right, rabbit,

say your prayers. Oh. (CHUCKLES) Oh, dear.

I made a horrible mistake.

(GROWLS)

Here, Mr. Bear, let me introduce myself.

Now you introduce yourself to me.

(SCREAMING)

Hey, you're the rabbit I'm hunting.

Yep. Keep it up. You're doing great.

All right, rabbit, come out of that hole, right now.

-(GROWLING) - The bear, again.

How did that happen?

Now I got you! Ya!

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, sir.

I should have introduced myself first.

Well, so long.

Oh, hello.

I believe we've met before.

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

Whoa!

Woo! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, forget it. I'm through hunting rabbit.

Maybe I should hunt turkey instead.

Great. I could use a spa day.

Oh, never mind,

I'll just order some Chinese takeout.

And that's the story of why we eat Chinese food

for Thanksgiving every year.

That's what you guys eat, right?

You don't eat Chinese food?

Well what do you eat then?

(GROWLING)

Ohh!

Run for your lives!

(YELLS)

SNIFFLES: Then I decided to go for a walk to relax

but it's often so dark at this time of night

but that's okay, because I can see in the dark pretty well

and if there were street lamps, that makes it easier.

Anyway, I'm glad that you have a fruit stand open so late

because it's hard for a mouse like me to find fresh food--

Yeah, yeah, that's great, Sniffles.

Here's your grape. Enjoy.

Oh, thanks. This looks really great

and I'm really going to enjoy it because

you always have the nicest fruits to enjoy.

Great, Sniffles. See ya later.

Cute guy but what a talker.

Oh, boy! Look at all that cheddar.

We're really cleaning up, boys.

Yeah, yeah. This is enough food

to last us for months.

And you're enough food for a tasty little snack!

Cats! Run and hide for your lives, fellas.

But why are we always running?

Yeah, yeah. And hiding.

It's cause we're mice. It's what we do.

(YELLS)

(LAUGHING) That's the great thing about mice.

They give up so easily.

Yeah, now we have all the fruit and cheese

we can eat for ourselves.

Eee!

This banana tastes funny.

That's 'cause you need to peel it first, you nit wit.

DARKBAT: That fruit does not belong to you.

Who are you?

I am Darkbat!

A lone crusader in the name of justice.

Return this fruit stand to its rightful owners,

or taste my vengeance.

The only one who's gonna suffer is you.

Get him, boys.

Hey! Where'd he go?

I'm on your head.

I'm on your shoulders.

- Now I'm on your knees. -(YELLS)

And now I'm on your toes.

(YELLS)

Hey, I know this song.

Quit messing around and help me catch this bat.

Don't worry, boss.

I know exactly where he's going.

♪ Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes ♪

I'll show you how to sing that song.

♪ Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

♪ Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

(YELLS)

♪ Eyes and ears Mouth and nose

♪ Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes ♪

Sweet singing.

Now let's dance.

Now stop sitting there like bumps on a log.

We've got a bat to catch.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, if you're having trouble catching me,

maybe you need this.

What is it?

It's a bat mallet.

It's guaranteed to hammer nothing but bats.

Gee, thanks, little bat.

Just don't stop hitting.

(BANGING)

This mallet must be defective.

It's hit nothing but cats.

Now here, let me see it.

Hmm.

Here's the problem. You had it backwards.

There, it should work now.

No, it's still only

hitting cats.

Well, let me try.

- Hmm. - You're right.

Must be a dud.

Hee-ya!

(GRUNTS)

Let me try that, Hubie.

(CHUCKLES) Riot!

What part of hiding place don't you understand?

Now we gotcha!

Tired of chasing me already?

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

-(MEOWING) - Ow!

I think you'll find these bananas appealing.

And, and here's some nuts.

(MUMBLING)

Pete, get over here.

Coming boss.

Where are you little bat bat?

I'm on your left.

I meant your other left.

A little lower, to the right,

warmer, colder, two degrees left.

Higher. Actually, I'm on your head.

You did it, Darkbat, you got rid of those cats.

We cannot let these cats run us out of our city.

And do not worry, whenever a rodent is in trouble,

I will be there.

Any rodent? Even capybaras?

I draw the line at capybaras.

- Darkbat, away! - Wait.

You never told us your real name.

Oh, it's me.

- Sniffles! - ALL: Sniffles?

Yeah, I put on this costume and when I do, it let's me do

all sorts of crazy things like,

(DEEP VOICE) fight for truth and justice.

I'm just an ordinary mouse by day,

(DEEP VOICE) crime fighting Darkbat, at night.

Pretty cool, huh?

It was until you took the mask of.

Okay, wait. (DEEP VOICE) Here, take this flashlight.

Shine it into the night sky whenever you need me.

And I will be there.

Darkbat! Away!

Huh! Who'd have guessed it?

Yet another superhero who's just a little batty.

BOTH: Yeah, yeah. Riot!

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)