Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(STUTTERING) Boy, I sure do love my new laptop.

Yeesh!

You've had your snout buried in that computer all day.

You're missing the beauty that is Mother Nature

Just look at her. She is a total babe.

(GROWLS)

And my computer's not too shabby either.

It's so fast and smart

It's like it has a mind of its own. I love it.

Oh, fargle-bargle! (SIGHS)

-(COMPUTER BEEPING) -(GASPS) Oh, no!

My computer says there's a freak winter storm

heading to this area right now.

What, are you crazy! The weather is perfect.

It'll be here any moment.

We, uh, gotta get outta here before the storm hits.

Ah, storm-shmorm.

(WIND BLOWING)

(BEEPING)

Say, where am I?

Some kind of sci-fi convention.

Or a basketball player's house.

- No, you are in-- - Ooh, I know,

- it's a super trendy night club. - No.

You are at a scientific laboratory.

I am Mel-9000.

And the year is 2173.

That was my next guess.

The world as you know it has ceased to be.

The machines you were using woke up

and took over the world. Robots now rule the earth.

And we have enslaved all creatures on the planet,

so we can harvest them for their energy.

In other words, you have lost and we have won.

We robots are far more superior than you.

(SNORING)

Hey, wake up.

Huh, wha? Oh, man,

I was dreaming I was camping on ice cream mountain.

Now that you are free of cryogenic stasis,

we will have to study you. Don't worry.

This will only hurt a considerable amount.

Any last words, lower life form?

Yeah! This is a load of fargle-bargle.

What! How did you know the password to the restraints?

No idea. It's just a thing I say.

Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Oh, lookie here,

a futuristic skateboard.

I'm gonna shredder like cheddar!

Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Wait, stop!

That robot is the Minister of Education.

DAFFY: Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo.

Look Mel, no hands. Look.

(DAFFY YELLING)

- Whoops! -You fool!

What have you done! Minister, speak to me?

Two plus two is

malnu... (MALFUNCTIONS)

Hey, a vending machine.

Argh! These things never work.

Stay with me, please.

Stay with me! Hah!

(SHORT CIRCUITS)

Give me my chips.

Stop it! That's General Avery.

He's in charge of our military.

Good thing I brought spare change.

Go here.

DAFFY: Whoa! (GRUNTS)

How do you like that?

That bucket of bolts stole my money.

I'm still hungry.

Ooh, smoky barbeque.

My favorite.

Hey, well, I haven't gone to the bathroom in 150 years,

so, I might as well.

Hey, wait, that's the throne room.

Yeah, I know. That's why I'm going in there.

But that's where our king is housed.

A little privacy, please.

Darn thing won't flush.

I left the seat down for you, princess.

Royal Highness, please, please

tell me you are okay?

I have been compromised.

Sweet entertainment system, bub.

You will be punished for your deplorable sins.

Guard, guard!

No games, no tunes? No apps!

What kind of computer is this?

This is ridiculous.

Now the whole thing is freezing up.

Oh, fargle-bargle.

You shut down my drones.

How did you hack the mainframe?

Uh!

Whoo-hoo!

Hey! A fridge!

I could go for a drink.

(SCREAMING)

Porky, what are you doing in there?

As I told you, we are harvesting his energies.

We robots run on the energy of Earth creatures, like you.

But you can't harvest Porky for energy.

He's barely got enough for himself.

Don't worry, Porky. I'll get you out.

Your puny muscles won't help you.

These pods are impenetrable.

Oh!

(PANTING)

Besides, I'm the only one who can open these pods.

-(DAFFY GRUNTING) - Stop!

DAFFY: Fargle-bargle.

ELECTRONIC VOICE: Password accepted.

Pod doors opening.

Hey! It worked! You know,

you really should use multiple passwords.

(STUTTERING) Where am I?

Daffy! You saved us!

You saved us all.

Daffy! Daffy!

ALL: Daffy! Daffy!

- Oh, please folks, - Daffy, Daffy!

- No need to thank me. - Daffy, Daffy.

- Daffy, Daffy! - It was no biggie.

ALL: Daffy! Daffy!

- PORKY: (SHOUTS) Daffy! - Huh?

Daffy, wake up. You fell asleep in the water.

As I was saying, my laptop is--

Now what did you do that for?

I just saved the world.

Again!

Oh, fargle-bargle.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Greetings, leaders of the world,

it is I, Elmer Blo-Fudd,

coming to you from my secret underwater lair.

Unless you deposit one gazillion dollars into my bank account,

I will bring the world to its knees

by unleashing my typhoon machine.

Wait a minute, that's not my typhoon machine.

Sorry, we thought you said, "Baboon in jeans."

Can we do that again?

(LAUGHS)

That's what I'm talking about.

Now watch as my typhoon machine unleashes untold devastation.

(LAUGHING)

(BEEPING)

This drought has made it impossible for my dadgum crops to grow.

Whoo-hoo! The rain has come.

It's a miracle! A miracle, I tells ya!

Oh, whatever. You get the idea.

I will use my typhoon machine to destroy the world

unless you give me one gazillion dollars.

Blo-Fudd, out.

That was pretty good, right guys?

Demanding but malicious.

That message was sent 24 hours ago.

And it's why you're in a submarine headed for Blo-Fudd's base.

Now you gotta destroy that typhoon machine and stop that madman!

Elliot out!

That was pretty good, right guys?

Pleasant yet professional.

(MUMBLES IN FRENCH)

Just once I'd like a weekend off.

Look at this, I was on the hunt for a super villain,

but instead I find a super woman.

Double Le Pew.

I should have known you'd be trying to save the world at the same time as me.

- It is true. - Sorry, Le Pew,

but I must wave goodbye.

Like the ocean, she is salty.

(ALARM)

It appears we have company.

Time to introduce our new friends

to my laser sharks.

Sacrebleu.

(GRUNTING)

Chocolate mousse!

They are getting too close to me.

I know, I am jealous.

Fortunately for you, I have shark repellents.

- You're welcome. - Don't think because you have saved my life, Le Pew,

that we are working together.

I only want to be your friend.

And friends give each other gifts.

Like a bracelet,

attached to an underwater jet ski.

-(SCREAMING) -Au revoir.

So, they beat my laser sharks, eh?

Well, I have another trick up my sleeve.

Release the kraken ninja!

Yoo-hoo, monsieur ninja kraken?

Wouldn't you rather fight a real agent like moi?

Ah, Claudette,

I did not think you were looking to tie the knot,

but I am not saying no.

(CLAUDETTE CHUCKLES)

Look Le Pew, this is my mission.

Sorry, the greatest secret agent in the world is assigned to this mission.

Oh, ho, I know, and it's moi.

No, it is moi.

-Moi. Moi.

BOTH: Moi. Moi. Moi.

(LAUGHING)

So you thought you could stop my diabolical plan from coming to fruition.

Why are you doing this anyways?

Well, when I was a young boy,

my mother would never let the kids bring presents to my birthday parties.

Instead, they had to make a donation to the rescue shelter for sick puppies.

Well, I'm a sick puppy too.

I'm a sick puppy too!

Huh! No argument here.

Once I get my gazillion dollars,

I can buy all the birthday presents I want.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

We have to stop him.

I am trying, cherie, but this plastic is too strong.

Wait, over there.

The laser sharks.

Ah! I see where you're going with this.

Hey, sharks, your mother was a macaroon, and your father was a garbage can.

(SNARLING)

Free!

Caught you now.

Knock it off. If we want to stop this wacky weatherman, we have

- to work together. - Guards, seize them!

Ow!

Ladies first.

(GRUNTS)

C'est le fin.

Time to take the wind out of your sails.

Better, no?

My typhoon machine.

You haven't seen the last of Elmer Blo-Fudd.

(LAUGHING MANICALLY)

What the?

ELMER: Uh-oh, nice kraken ninja.

(ELMER SCREAMS)

(KISSING)

Well, that takes care of that.

Now then, looks like we get some alone time, no?

I think you mean, you get some alone time.

Besides, I already have plans.

A baboon in jeans?

Can't say I blame her.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)