Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Ugh, I'm so bored.

I wish my life was more adventurous.

- Wha... Ooh! -(GRUNTS)

Uh, can I help you?

(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Yes, I'm being pursued by evil bad guys

- and I have to hide. - What?

My name is Foxy Foxworth, international super spy,

and I'm trying to foil an evil plot.

Ever hear of BURP?

Yeah, usually after I drink a soda.

Not that kind of burp.

BURP stands for British Underground Royal Police.

I've been watching you, and I must enlist your help.

Me? Help a secret agent?

All right, I'll help.

- Hmm? - Brilliant.

Now the coast is clear. Let's go.

The bad guys stole the Super Laser and are hiding it in there.

We have to steal it back before they use it for evil.

So where do I come in?

I need you to get us through this fence.

I got a better idea.

We'll go under it.

(GRUNTS)

Oh, my, that was smashing.

(DOGS BARKING)

Oh, poppets, we're surrounded.

Let me handle this, Foxy.

If there's one thing I know about dogs,

they're best served hot.

Hot dogs, get your hot dogs here.

One for you, one for you.

That's a bingo.

(GASPS) You threw the dogs off the scent

just like a real undercover policeman.

I knew you'd be a natural at this.

Why, thank you.

The Super Laser is in the room below us.

We have to cut a hole in the roof.

Why didn't we just go through the door?

What fun is there in that?

(BOTH GRUNT)

(GROANS) These grappling hooks work better going up.

Oh, but you make it look so easy.

It's like you're stealing the Super Laser all by yourself.

I'm sorry, did you say "stealing"?

What? (STUTTERS) Yeah. Yes.

Yes, stealing it from all of the nasty people

that were going to use it.

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) I see... 'Cause of the...

Oh, look! There it is.

Now all we have to do

is negotiate the laser-guided alarm system,

and we will have succeeded on our mission.

Think you can handle that, Deputy Bugs?

You mean I'm an official member of BURP?

First rule of BURP, don't talk about BURP.

- Can I text about it? - No.

- Can I write a book about it? - No.

Can I spin this giant sign on the street corner about it?

- Just get the laser. - I'm on it.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

♪ She's a modern day Dancing queen

♪ The way she moves

♪ It's like a fancy dream

♪ Working hard To make ends meet ♪

(MUSIC STOPS)

I got it!

Excellent work, Deputy Bugs.

At last, I have it.

Great! Now you can use the laser

to cut the bars and get me out of here.

(CHUCKLES)

(IN AMERICAN ACCENT) Yeah, right. As if.

Wait, what do you mean?

What happened to your British accent?

Yeah, BURP, it like totally stands for

Bad Unsavory Rotten People.

And, um, yeah, I'm an evil bad guy.

No!

(LAUGHS) I was like...

(IN BRITISH ACCENT) "Oh, 'ello, I'm a British policeman."

(IN AMERICAN ACCENT) And you were like, "I'll do whatever you say."

(GRUNTING)

These grappling hooks work better going up.

Agent Claudette and Agent Le Pew.

It's been so long. Why don't we hang out?

Oh, yeah, that's right.

It's 'cause I'm super cool, and you're total nerds.

I am not a nerd.

That's not what your high school yearbook says.

That was a tough time in my life.

Give us the laser now, Foxy.

Oh, I plan on giving it to you, full blast.

(GRUNTING)

This thing is awesome.

Let's see what else it does.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Oh, look, I made an art installation.

I call it "Losers".

Oh, and here's its companion piece,

It's called, "Goodbye Forever".

Well, that is not good.

I'm still stuck in this cage.

And I am still stuck in this net.

And I am stuck on level one.

Ugh, now is not the time.

Speaking of which...

- Ooh. - Now we have to defuse the bomb.

We must cut the red wire.

No, cut the blue one.

- Red. Red. - Blue. Blue.

- Red. - Blue.

Mademoiselle, I am telling you

it is the red one.

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

I was wrong! It was the blue one.

Run away, run away!

Don't forget about me!

(GRUNTS) Now, let's go.

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

Phew, that was a close one.

Well, thanks for the rescue and all that,

I got to get home, and...

Would you like to explain

why you were helping an evil secret agent

steal that top secret Super Laser?

I thought she was a good guy

because she said she was in the British Police,

and she had this cool British accent,

which should have tipped me off right away

because in the movies, it's always the bad guys that have the British accents.

Anyway, I thought we were saving the world,

but, in reality, I was actually helping to destroy it.

Whoopsie-daisy.

Whoopsie-daisy, she is not going to cut it.

You have to help us save the world

for real this time.

But I'm not a secret agent.

I'm not even qualified to be a travel agent.

We will train you to be a secret agent

by taking you to school,

secret agent school.

Guys, I'm telling you, I'm not good at school.

The only thing I ever passed in school was gas.

IRONBOOTAY: Silent!

Is this the recruit you brought me?

Yes, sir. May I present Bugs Bunny?

My name is Ironbootay,

and I am the spy master.

Look, Mr. Ironbooty.

It's Bootay.

That's what I said, Ironbooty.

Ironbootay

- Booty. - Bootay.

- Booty. - Bootay!

- Booty. - Just call me Jim.

You will train with me.

What's with the mask? Is it Halloween?

No, it's my ninja spy outfit.

I'm gonna teach you the art of

Spy Ninjitsu.

Now, when I'm ready, you'll attack me with this...

(GRUNTS) I said when I'm ready.

- Attack. - Okay, you asked for it.

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS) Hey! What was that?

It's a ninja defense move.

It's called a Hippo Flippo.

No one flippos Bugs Bunny.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

I hate to break up the party,

but it looks like Foxy has struck again.

Hi, this is Foxy Foxworth with a special report.

I've taken over the United States Mint.

(LAUGHS) And it's really given me fresh breath.

Kidding!

I'm totally talking about the place

where they print all the money,

and I'm totes gonna destroy it all,

unless you give me the deed to the Grand Canyon,

so I can have those gorgeous views all to myself.

(GIGGLES) Toodles.

Gag me with a spoon.

Looks like you're gonna be doing some on-the-job training.

Trash Can One, ready to go.

Trash Can Two, ready to go.

Party Clown, ready to go.

I told you to wear camouflage.

With this outfit, no one will know it's me.

Where is the Chief?

I don't know, I lost him when I went to the bathroom.

I couldn't find one, so I went into that bush over there.

That bush was me.

Chief, I am so sorry.

Let's just carry on with the mission.

I'll just go as a wild hippo.

Soon, I will have those gorgeous Canyon vistas all to myself.

-(ALARM BLARING) - A security breach?

Oh, it's just a wild hippo,

two trash cans and a party clown.

That's nothing out of the ordinary.

Wait a minute.

Hippos aren't indigenous

to this part of the United States.

She's onto us. Double-time it.

It's time for everyone's favorite dance move.

The Robot.

I do not see Foxy.

(METAL CLANGING)

(GRUNTING)

We can't keep this up forever.

You are right. We need to fight.

(ALL GRUNTING)

That's it. Hey, Ironbooty, heads up.

Time for me to pay off some old debts.

(GRUNTS)

(BELL DINGING)

(GRUNTING)

ROBOT: Now, I got you.

Ooh, is that a Sacagawea dollar?

-At last, I'm rich. -(RUMBLING)

Oh, no, the money is consuming me.

It's true what they say,

no amount of money will make you happy

if you aren't happy with yourself.

Wow. Turns out, money was the solution to all our problems.

(GRUNTING)

Oh, okay, try getting, like,

totally past my super-awesome laser gun.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

It is Foxy Fox versus foxy fox.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS, GROANS)

I'm blinded by money!

-(GRUNTS) -(GROANS)

Mademoiselle, no!

Au revoir, Claudette.

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

- Gotcha. -(YELPS)

This is for taking advantage of my friendly nature.

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

(COUGHS) That was a pretty cool flip.

Guys, I did it.

I stopped Foxy by using the Rabbit Toss.

You mean the Hippo Flippo.

I think I changed it enough to make it my own thing.

Regardless, it looks like the student has become the master.

Well, thanks, guys.

I guess the time has come to go our separate ways.

Separate ways?

We are an inseparable spy team.

Together

forever.

(IMITATES PHONE VIBRATING)

Oh, no. My phone's vibrating.

What? An evil bad guy's trying to take over the city?

That's incredible.

We must go now.

Yes, yes! You must, you must!

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Sheesh, I thought they'd never leave.

I was starting to despise the spies,

and that's no secret.