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PORKY PIG: (STAMMERING) Day 16.

The journey to the Arctic has been long and difficult.

But it will all be worth it once we are the first to discover the North Pole.

I'm completely lost.

This map is totally useless.

That's because it's the map of Florida, sir.

Oh, so we won't be stopping by the Tallahassee then?

No matter! I'm the greatest Arctic explorer of all time.

The only thing I need is my bravery and intuition.

Now follow me to great... (SCREAMING)

Mr. Duck, you fell through a snow drift.

DAFFY: I know that.

I was just checking how deep this one was.

Pretty deep. Pretty... Pretty deep.

Hang on. I'll send rope to pull you back up.

No, need. I shall use my trusty pick axe.

And scale my way back to the surface.

(RUMBLING)

Uh-oh.

DAFFY: I'll take that rope now.

As we go into the cold, cold grip of the Arctic,

the less faith I have in this explorer.

Hey, you dare me to stick my tongue to my metal walking stick?

No, no. It's too cold. You'll get your tongue stuck.

So do you dare me?

No, I didn't say I dare you.

Is that a dare I hear?

There's no dare. Stop.

Psyche. You should have seen your face.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Oh, brother. Like I would be

dumb enough to put my tongue on this.

Ooh. My tongue. It's stuck.

Calm down, Mr. Duck. The worst thing you can do is struggle.

Hey, it worked.

Mr. Duck, be careful.

The penguins, although, usually friendly,

can become aggressive when they are feeling threatened.

Not to be a "Know-it-all-Nellie,"

penguins are only found in the Antarctic, not the Arctic.

Would you get out of here? This isn't a nature documentary.

Oh, that's for sure.

I ain't worried about a few lame ducks.

These birds can't even fly.

Oh, no. You've angered the tribe.

I can see that. What do I do?

You're gonna have to fight the tribal leader.

What tribal leader?

Wait. This guy? This is a tribal leader?

This little spud? Oh, boy.

Oh, is this little piddle pengi vengi who's gonna--

What the--

(SCREAMING AND GROANING)

You were lucky, Mr. Duck.

They could've really hurt you.

Oh, yeah. I'm one lucky duck.

Mr. Duck, it's getting colder out here.

Maybe we should set up a tent and take shelter.

Look, if you're cold, you improvise like me.

See? A keen explorer is always on the look out

for things to help him battle the elements.

That's why I was able to spot this fur coat.

You just found a coat in the middle of the Arctic?

That's right. It was just lying on the ground.

It's very warm but also extremely heavy.

(YAWNING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

He's gaining on us.

Quick, put on these cross-country skis.

DAFFY: You've got to be kidding me.

Mr. Duck, we're headed for the ocean. What do we do?

Jump on one of these blocks of ice.

(GRUNTING)

Ah, we're saved.

Thanks a lot, global warming.

He's gaining.

Hey, bear. You come any closer,

I'm gonna turn you into a throw rug.

Ah, go on. Run.

You see that? He takes one good look at us and then high-tails it out.

I think it's because of these killer whales.

Relax. As long as we're floating

on this chunk of ice, we're totally safe.

Hey, look. They're putting on a little show.

That's not a show.

They're making waves to try and knock us off the ice.

That is it. We are doomed!

Who put this sign here?

Oh, sorry, Mr. Duck.

I did it! I did it!

I'm the first explorer to discover the North Pole.

I'm the greatest explorer that ever lived.

(CHEERING)

Santi Claus?

That's right, Daffy. The missus and I have lived here for years.

So, technically, you didn't discover the North Pole, I did.

What? It's-- It's-- It's not fair.

I want to be the first. Me, me, me.

(CRYING)

(CLICKS TONGUE)

Well, someone is making his way on the naughty list.

While you're in there?

Will you put me down for a hot tub this year?

You got it, dude.

Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.

He gets a hot tub,

and I don't get to be the first to the North Pole?

This is ridiculous.

Yep. Definitely the naughty list.

Hey, you darn birds, get out of that tree.

And get into this cozy little bird house that I made for you.

Hey, you darn naked mole rats,

stop huddling up together for warmth

and put on these fashionable hoodies I done sewed for you.

There's something not right here.

Why, I love all you woodland creatures.

Good morning, you squirrel varmint.

All right, Sam, what's the deal?

Are you up to something?

Oh, no, rabbit.

I've turned over a new leaf.

I'm a kinder, gentler Yosemite Sam

Here, critter. Have a big ol' sack of nuts I got for you.

Squeaks, put that down.

It's probably full of snakes.

Huh, what do you know, no snakes.

Oh, you broke everything.

Yeah, I know. But Sam's a mean guy.

Oh, what about now?

Maybe I was too hard on him.

I'll go apologize.

Hey, Sam. I--

(CHUCKLING EVILLY) Those dumb, little critter nincompoops.

They don't know I just discovered oil in this here forest.

And the only reason I'm being nice to them

is so as I can get 'em to sign over all their land to me.

Why that little so and so!

Time to teach him how bad being good can be.

Sign here, initial here.

Have a cookie. (WHISPERING) Your land is mine.

Oh, hello, rabbit.

You know, Sam. I think maybe I was wrong about you.

I think you really did turn over a new leaf.

Great. Then sign over your land.

Not so fast.

I'm gonna need to see few more good deeds first.

But after I do the deeds, you have to sign the deal.

Indeed.

All right, rabbit. What's my first good deed?

You got to help me cross the street.

My hole's on the other side.

You've got to carry me across.

Let's go.

Look out for that truck!

- Oh, no. Oh, no. - Look out for that van.

Confounded!

Forward. Backward. Jump. Up.

Left, right. Left, right. Be a stop.

Sweet mother of--

You know what,

I think my keys fell out of my pocket back in the middle of the highway.

Could you go back and get 'em?

I ain't going back out there.

Then I guess I can't sign over my land.

(MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY)

(SCREAMING)

I still couldn't find your damn keys, rabbit.

Well, what do you know. They were in my pocket all the time.

What are we doin' here?

We're visiting an elderly person and seeing if they need help around the house.

Yeah? What do you want?

Good afternoon, sir. My name is Yosemite Sam.

- And I'd like to-- - You're not from the government, are you?

No, I'm here to help you with some chores.

You could help by getting off my property.

That guy's off his walker.

Try it again. Beneath that crusty exterior,

beats a crusty heart of gold.

Oh, razafraza. Listen, old timer,

I just wanna help you out with a few chores.

Oh, sure. So you can scare me out of my money

to pay for your fancy horseless carriages?

I don't think so.

That old man is a wheelchair ninja.

I ain't going back there.

Then I guess I can't give you my land.

Ooh.

Now listen, old timer, I'm gonna do some chores for you.

And you ain't gonna run me over with a wheelchair or hit me with your walker.

- Promise? - I promise.

Well, good. Then I'll start painting your fence.

(GROANING)

Didn't say anything about beating you with my oxygen tank.

(LAUGHING)

Now we're gonna help out at the cat shelter.

Are they dangerous?

Nah, they're just pussy cats.

And you're just gonna be giving them a teeth cleaning.

Hold still, kitty, while I get your-- Ooh, tarnation.

I think you've got gingivitis.

(SNARLING AND SCREAMING)

That was the most impacted molar I ever saw.

Wait, this is mine.

But I did it. I did all your good deeds.

Well, you proved me wrong.

You really have turned over a new leaf.

I guess that means you'll be signing over your land to me?

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeehaw! Here you go.

I done fooled you, rabbit.

Well, I hate to break it to you, but there's oil under this land.

And now it's all mine.

I'm gonna be rich, rich, filthy rich.

Wait a minute This oil tastes familiar.

Oh, yeah. Turns out the old soup factory up the hill busted a pipe.

What you thought is oil,

is actually black bean soup.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. But I hates black bean soup.

Well, Sam learnt the hard way.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Ooh!

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