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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, oh! I wanna try that!

Oh, all right, Squeaks, you can try it.

But I gotta warn you, the wind is pretty strong today.

Oh...

(GRUNTING)

I see.

Well, hold on tight.

(WIND HOWLING)

(SQUEAKS YELLING)

Squeaks!

(YELLING) Ow! Ow!

(GROANS)

I said to hold on tight.

There. There. It's right there.

Well, go get it.

Uh-uh. You go. You go get it.

BUGS: I can't reach that kite.

It would take a giant to get that out of there.

And there's no such thing as giants.

GIANT: Duh, here's your kite, Mr. Rabbit.

Why, thank you, giant.

- A giant? -(SQUEALS)

Duh, hello, Mr. Rabbit.

Uh, hello, Mr. Squirrel.

Well, what do you know? Giants do exist.

(BUGLE SOUNDING)

LITTLECHIN: Tally-ho! I've found you, giant.

Prepare to meet your doom!

Quick, we gotta hide you!

These footprints are fresh. He couldn't have gone far.

Excuse me, rabbit.

It is I, Sir Littlechin.

I've been tracking giant footprints

and they seem to have stopped right here.

(YAWNS) Yeah, no, Doc.

I haven't seen no giants. We've just been on this, uh, porch swing.

LITTLECHIN: Hmm.

If it is indeed a swing,

then why isn't it swinging?

Oh, it swings. I mean, uh,

what's a swing without swinging?

(SIGHS) Relaxing.

Here, Doc, why not give it a closer look?

It just moves so bizarrely.

Maybe if it swung a little harder!

(SNIFFS) Hmm. It also reeks like an unwashed codpiece.

And I should know. I never wash my

(EXCLAIMING) codpiece!

(LITTLECHIN GROANS)

I think that was, in fact, the giant!

Oh, no giants here, Doc.

Just a great ol' carnival fun house.

I do so love a fun house. Oh, goody!

Oh, uh, don't go inside!

(LAUGHING)

(BOTH GASPING)

Oh, my, this bouncy house floor is wet and bumpy.

Jump, jump, jump!

(LITTLECHIN EXCLAIMING WITH JOY)

Oh, now is that a punching bag?

(LAUGHS) Oh, yes, it is!

Now, with the right hand.

What else have we got here?

Ooh, look at this. A drum!

(LITTLECHIN MIMICS DRUMS)

LITTLECHIN: Okay. Where does this slide go?

Ooh! Sort of slimy.

Whee!

Oh, I'm stuck!

(SNEEZES)

Look, pal, you've gotta get outta here.

Littlechin is looking for a giant

and you are it!

Tag! Now you're it.

(BUGS SCREAMING)

(GIANT LAUGHING)

(BUGLE BLOWING)

Look out. He's coming!

I know, Squeaks. I hear him, too.

But the giant won't leave and I don't know what to do.

I got it. We can play a game.

You're right. The giant does like to play games.

So we'll make a game out of it. Nice thinking, Squeaks.

Listen, pal, we're gonna play hide and seek.

I'll seek and you hide. Got it?

(LAUGHS)

GIANT: Yay!

Okay. One, two, three...

Ready or not, here I come.

Oh, come on. Can't you find a better place to hide?

Aha! I demand you bring forth the giant!

I know he's hiding around here somewhere.

Maybe he's under this rock!

Maybe he's under this rodent!

Maybe he's under this rock again!

Oh, who am I kidding?

I've looked everywhere.

He could be right in front of my face and I probably wouldn't see him.

(SOBBING)

GIANT: Duh, here you go.

Thank you, giant.

Giant? Prepare to be captured, giant!

Quick, giant, run!

Huh?

Come back here, giant. Tally-ho!

(EXCLAIMS)

(GIANT GASPS)

What the... (EXCLAIMS)

GIANT: Whoa!

Oh, give me a break!

(LAUGHING)

GIANT: Whoa!

(PANTING) Giant, I'm going to get you.

Me go night-night.

(GRUNTING)

Giant, do something!

GIANT: I got you.

- Phew! - Phew!

Zounds! You've saved my life, giant.

If there is anything to do to repay you, I will do it.

Are you sure this is the only way to pay him back?

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Isn't there something else?

Uh, sorry, but this is the game that the big guy wanted to play.

Duh, I'm gonna kick the can!

(LITTLECHIN SCREAMING)

(LAUGHS) I won! I kicked the can!

And if we play again, I might kick the bucket.

(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)

(STUTTERING) Just a few more screws need to be tightened and this plane will be ready.

Let's fire her up.

-(STUTTERING) - Propellers are working. Check.

(SCREAMING)

(MUTTERS)

Now to check the rudders.

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

This is no time to take a nap. I'm about to make history!

I'm going to be the first creature to fly an airplane.

I don't think the plane is ready to be flown yet.

According to my calculations,

you don't have enough power to get off the ground.

We need more lift to offset the-the drag.

You're a drag. Here's your lift.

Now stop stalling. I've got a date with destiny!

Me and Destiny got dinner plans around 7:00.

Don't want to keep her waiting. Rrr!

MAN 1: Hey, duck!

Oh, no.

What in tarnation is that doohickey you got there?

(GROANS) The Wright brothers.

I think it's a couch made of newspaper.

Nuh-uh. I reckon it's a newfangled sideways ladder for some kind of giant.

It's an airplane.

I'm gonna fly this machine up into the air

as far away from you two as possible.

But ain't you a duck?

Can't you done fly already?

Why would a creature that done got wings

need some fancy flying machine?

It don't make no sense.

Well, yes, personally, I can fly.

But we've built this machine so that all creatures of the world can experience flight.

Well, how you gonna fit all the dem creatures of the world

on that there little aeroplane?

I mean, what about them whales and elephants?

Them are awful big.

(BLABBERING) You know what?

Just don't talk. Just stand there and don't say anything.

Because you are really sucking the fun out of this historic moment.

But what about...

(WINDING)

Sir, maybe we should consider using a smaller take off hill.

Take her easy, wheezy. I got her under control.

Now, start the motor.

You two might wanna step aside.

Once the engine starts, I am gonna zip past you at speeds that'll dazzle you.

And if you're not careful, you're gonna get caught up in the wake of the plane.

Start the engine.

(WHIRRING)

(ENGINE SPUTTERS)

Huh. This is not moving as fast as I thought.

What were you speaking of when you said "wet"?

Should we be getting our swim trunks on?

Please be quiet. I need to focus on flying.

(BOTH WHISTLING)

- Uh, what's that now? - Nothing!

Stop walking alongside me. I'm gonna take flight.

Where are you gonna take it?

It's a figure of speech!

Just get out of here. Of all the distractions.

I am trying to do the undoable!

(CRASHING)

(STRAINING)

(GASPS) Phew!

Now we're cooking.

(DAFFY WHOOPING)

Okay, let her rip.

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Hey, Mr. Duck. Your plane done left.

But you stayed right here like a dump on a log. Did you know that?

Don't you two have anything better to do than stand here and to watch me?

BOTH: Not particularly.

Don't you have anything better to do?

(GROANS) "Don't have anything better"?

I can think of something better to do right about now.

(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

(STUTTERS) Sir, I'm not sure this is the best idea.

Just cut the rope.

(GASPS)

I done think.--

- But-- - I--

When a machine fails to help launch a machine,

you turn to animals to help the machine.

You're gonna make that flying machine into a stage coach?

A stage coach? I love playing Cowboys and Indians.

(MIMICS GUN SHOOTING)

- You missed me. - No, I didn't.

Will you dimwits knock it off?

Thank you.

As you can see, I'm going to use these horses

to generate enough speed to have lift off.

Then I, Daffy Duck, will go down in history.

You're gonna go down all right.

Hyah!

Hey, this might actually work.

I can't see! (SCREAMING)

Oh, that's better.

-(GROWLING) -(SCREAMING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

Hey, we're on that there flying machine.

And there's a big old doggy on it, too.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Look at us! We're flying an aeroplane!

We're gonna adopt this here dog.

He's gonna be my friend.

(ALL WHOOPING)

We're the first people who done flowndidid.

I'm a flying cowboy!

(MIMICS GUNS SHOOTING)

Look, Mr. Duck, the plane works, it flew.

Yeah, I see that.

Sorry you weren't the first one to do it.

Those two dullards? Don't worry.

No one's gonna remember the first people in flight were the Wright Brothers.

Brother, you're probably... (STUTTERING) Wrong.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)