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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(STAMMERING)
Come here, Fuzzball.
Come take your medicine.
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-(PORKY SCREAMING)
-(FUZZBALL SCREECHING)
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(GROANS)
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-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
- Huh!
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Coming.
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Beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep.
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- Beep, beep, beep, beep.
-(GASPING)
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False alarm. Just a pig
in a tiny sports coat.
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- Who are you?
- Daffy Duck.
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Martian Investigations.
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I've been tracking a Martian
for several months
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and have reason to believe
he is in the vicinity.
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(STAMMERING) Martians?
Are you crazy?
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Of course I'm not crazy.
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Would a crazy person
be wearing this tin-foil hat
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to block out electromagnetic
radio waves?
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Look, Mr. Duck,
there are no Martians here.
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It's just me and my cat.
Meet Fuzzball.
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Well, this is
a Martian detector.
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It beeps whenever there's
a Martian around.
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Your cat could be
a Martian in disguise.
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- Beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep.
-(SCREECHING)
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Stop it! He's just a cat.
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Just get out of here, would you?
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Fine! But if you see a
Martian,
you know where to find me.
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I have no idea
where to find you.
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I live in that station wagon
stuffed with trash
across the street.
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The neighbor has been
trying to get that car
removed for weeks.
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Eminent domain, pal.
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He is a crazy duck.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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- I said--
- Hello there,
inferior life form.
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I just moved in next door
and was wondering
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if I could borrow
a cup of sugar.
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Oh, of course.
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- Here you go.
- Oh, thank you.
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Welcome to the neighborhood.
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What a nice fella.
He must be making a pie.
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- Or having a picnic or...
-(RUMBLING)
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(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
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(GASPS) Or using it to fuel
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(STAMMERING)
the giant Martian bomb.
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(SCREAMING) Mr. Duck!
You were right!
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Hush! My stories are on.
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Ronaldo was tricked into
dating his twin sister.
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There's a Martian
living next door
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and he is trying to
blow up the world.
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Ronaldo can wait.
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First off, you're gonna
need a tin-foil hat.
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Secondly, we're gonna need
the most hi-tech Martian weapon
known to man.
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-(PORKY GRUNTS)
- Feast your eyes on this.
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Hey! That's my satellite dish.
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"Satellite dish?"
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This is an Alien Communicator.
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If you have one of these,
you're in cahoots with
aliens.
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But everyone around here
has one of these.
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Oh, no! The Martians
are taking over.
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We have to hurry.
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Okay, I've set up a picnic
to lure up the Martian.
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Now, when I say the words,
"Potato salad,"
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you drop the aliencommunicatoron his head.
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- Got it.
- That Martian will be
flatter than a pancake
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in a rolling pin factory.
Whoo-hoo!
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(CLANGING)
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Hello there, neighbor.
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I'm chairman on the neighborhood
welcoming committee,
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here to welcome you
to the neighborhood.
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Sorry, but I am very busy
at this time.
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Oh, come on now.
We're having a picnic
in your honor.
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A picnic? Let's go.
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I've got everything a
Mart...
A man can eat.
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Hamburgers, hot dogs.
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- Potato salad!
-(CLANGS)
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Oh, goody goody.
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I could survive the rest
of my life on potato salad.
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- I could have potato salad
for breakfast,
-(CLANGS)
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- potato salad
for lunch,
-(CLANGS)
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- and potato salad for dinner.
-(CLANGS)
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Oh, look at me.
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- I'm eating potato salad
-(CLANGS)
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- and saying potato salad.
-(CLANGS)
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Did I get him?
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(GROANING)
I feel like a potato salad.
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Greetings, Martian brother,
I am Quirk.
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And I am Quirk too.
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You're Quirk II or Quirk also?
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Yes.
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We are aliens from
the planet Jupiter
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and we were wondering
if you could help us
fix our flying saucer.
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Of course. Where is it?
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I thought you'd never ask.
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So if you're from Jupiter,
you must know Menular.
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Oh. Yeah, we know Menular.
He is a great guy.
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Guy? Menular is a woman.
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Oh, that Menular,
what a sweet little lady.
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Little? She's 30-feet tall.
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Look, let's just talk
about the spacecraft.
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This isn't a spaceship.
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It's a station wagon
filled with trash.
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And now, it's filled
with aliens.
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What are you doing?
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Saving the world
from a Martian bomb.
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Bomb? What bomb
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The bomb you have
in your backyard.
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Let's go, Porky.
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Hmm. Diffusing this bomb
is going to require
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the skill and precision
of a surgeon.
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(GRUNTS)
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This is it!
The end of the world!
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We're finished, we're--
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Cream corn?
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It seems to be raining food.
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I was trying to tell you.
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I wasn't coming
to destroy the world,
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I was coming here
to end world hunger.
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Nice try.
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But this cream corn's
too much cream
and not enough corn.
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Oh, you've ruined everything!
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I thought you Earthlings
were worth saving
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but you have shown me that
you're all just a bunch
of paranoid loonies!
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Come on, Fuzzball, lets go.
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(PORKY GRUNTS)
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(COUGHS)
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I knew there was something
weird about that cat.
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(STAMMERING)
Well, that would explain
why his litter box
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was filled with asteroids.
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(TAZ GROWLING)
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Why is this thing chasing me?
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"Tasmanian Devil"?
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Well, what do you know.
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(GROWLING CONTINUES)
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(SNIFFLING)
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(SNEEZING)
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Who knew Tasmanian Devils
were allergic to mint?
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(EXCLAIMS) 'Tis I,
Sir Littlechin,
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and I have finally caught
the wood fairy of the
forest.
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The rest of the knights
at the Square Table
will be tots jealous.
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Hey, doc, I'm not a wood
fairy,
I'm just a rabbit.
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Drat, I was hoping
to catch a wood fairy,
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they're extremely rare.
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Though I must admit
I've never seen one.
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Sorry, doc, I'm just
a common everyday rabbit.
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Oh, that's all right.
I'm getting hungry for lunch
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and, oh, I suppose
I'll eat you instead.
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Well, this took quite a turn.
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I do apologize
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but if I have to find
the wood fairy,
I have to keep my strength up.
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Well, wait. If you eat me
I can't tell you
how to find the wood fairy.
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You know where
to find a wood fairy?
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Of course, I do.
It's right over there.
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(BURPS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Mmm, that wood fairy
is positively grotesque.
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The wood fairies aren't
known for their table manners.
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I shall capture this wood
fairy
and teach it some etiquette.
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(GRUNTING)
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Aha, got you.
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-(GROWLING)
-(LITTLECHIN GROANING)
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Littlechin has the little spins.
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Ooh, enough!
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If you won't come easily,
then taste my steel.
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(GROWLS)
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Egad, I didn't mean literally.
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- Why you--
-(GROWLS)
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(TAZ GROWLS)
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(BURPS)
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It would appear
that I'm out of weapons.
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I bid you good day.
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-(GROWLING)
-(LITTLECHIN YELPING)
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(GROANING)
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Turns out wood fairies
are very aggressive.
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Look, doc, if you want to get
a wood fairy, you can't just
attack it directly.
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You got to be sneaky.
Come with me.
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(LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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So that's how you
do the mating dance
of the wood fairy.
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I get the dance
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but how is wearing
this dress supposed
to help me catch it?
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I told you, doc, you can't
perform a mating dance
without a dress.
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But it makes me look fat.
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Wood fairies don't judge.
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Now, once the wood fairy
is distracted,
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you knock it over the head
with this club.
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I got it.
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Here he comes now. Good luck.
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(GROWLING)
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- LITTLECHIN: Yoo-hoo.
- Who was that?
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Prepare to be entranced.
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(CONTINUES GROWLING)
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(LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GROWLS EXCITEDLY)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Look at that.
He tore right through
your armor.
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We need to get you
a wood fairyproof suit.
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Where would I get such a thing?
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I just happen
to have one right here.
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(GRUNTS)
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It fits perfectly.
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Now all we have to do
is run a couple of tests
to make sure it works.
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What kind-- (SCREAMS)
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First, the log test,
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then the flame test.
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(SCREAMING)
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And, finally,
the cheese fondue test.
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(GRUNTING)
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Wood fairies love
communal eating.
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Now let's see
how it does in the field.
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I'm coming for you, wood fairy.
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(GROWLS)
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Ready, ho!
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-(GROWLING)
-(LITTLECHIN YELPING)
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Leave me alone, wood fairy.
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I want nothing more
to do with you.
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(GROWLS) Wood fairy?
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"Tasmanian Devil"?
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00:10:10,003 --> 00:10:12,014
But that rabbit told me
you were a wood fairy.
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(GROWLING)
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(NERVOUSLY) Hello.
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(TAZ GROWLING)
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Nighty night, rabbit.
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(GASPS)
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Could it be?
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Yes, the mystical wood fairy.
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At last, she's mine.
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A man!
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Um, actually, I think
there's
been a slight mistake.
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Ooh, love don't make
mistake, sugar.
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No, pucker up,
you big hunky man!
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(LITTTLECHIN WHIMPERS)
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Ooh, I love 'em when they run.
(CHUCKLING)
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(LITTLECHIN SCREAMING)
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(GROWLS)
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(LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GROWLS EXCITEDLY)
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If you wanna catch
a Tasmanian Devil,
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remember to, "castanet."
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00:11:06,003 --> 00:11:07,005
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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