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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- KING: Leslie!
- Yes, Uncle?
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- Call me, "Your Majesty."
- Yes, Uncle Your Majesty.
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Where is
the royal court composer?
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My birthday celebration
won't be complete
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until I hear
my new birthday song.
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Unfortunately, sire,
there was an accident.
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A hammer mysteriously
came out of nowhere
and smashed his hands.
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He won't be playing piano
for a while.
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(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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But no matter, I can be your
new royal court composer.
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Leslie, you haven't a speck
of musical ability,
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so I'm going to say
a big fat no to that.
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Oh, I think you'll change
your tune... (CHUCKLES)
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After you hear
this song I wrote for you,
Uncle Your Majesty.
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No, Leslie, don't!
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I'll show the king
I'm good at music and stuff.
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(CRACKS KNUCKLES)
And he'll make me
the new royal court composer.
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Then, I work my way
up the royal ladder
and eventually become king.
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-(PLAYS PIANO OFF-KEY)
- Uh, no, uh, wait.
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Wait, uh, no.
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KING: Please, Leslie,
you are ruining my birthday.
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(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
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Wait, uh, hold on, no, I'll...
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Is that Rachmaninoff?
More like, man, knock it off.
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See those little black marks
on the page?
They're called notes.
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Maybe try playing a few.
See what happens.
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- I'm doing my best.
- Oh, yeah?
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(CONTINUES PLAYING OFF-KEY)
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Folks, I know he stinks.
You know he stinks.
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But let's give him a shot.
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Well, if you think
you could do better,
why don't you try it?
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Sure, pal, can't do any worse.
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(BLOWS NOSE)
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(PLAYS CLASSICAL MUSIC)
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(GRUNTS)
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KING: That's the greatest
music I have ever heard!
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This duck will be
my new royal court composer!
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-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
- Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
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KING: Duck, as my
new court composer,
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you must write me
a royal opera.
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An opera?
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I have no idea
what that even is,
but I would love to!
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What? (GROANING)
But I wanted that job!
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KING: (LAUGHS)
No, Leslie, please.
You're terrible.
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(YELPS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(GROANS) That duck won't be
able to write his opera
if his piano is out of tune.
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(THUDS) Oh, no!
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I can't believe
I've gotta write
an entire opera.
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Good this I got this
Opera for Duckiesbook.
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Just gotta pound away
on those ivories
and get this thing in shape.
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First off, we need
a killer opening.
Something like...
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♪ The opera beginsListen to this musicAs the opera begins
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♪ Open all your candyAnd chew very, very classilyAs the opera begins ♪
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(GRUNTS) Oh!
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Then, we need a hit single.
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Something that will
make the Top 40.
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♪ This ditty is very catchy
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♪ It's a melodyyou'll never forgetty
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♪ You will like itwhen it's brand new-uh
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♪ Then you'll getso sick of itthat you will puke-uh ♪
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(GRUNTS)
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And then a big rousing finale
to send 'em home with a smile.
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♪ It's the endThe end of the show
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♪ We can't sing no more
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-♪ So, grab your stuff and goPlease grab your stuff and go
-(MOANS)
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♪ Grab your coatsAnd grab your hats
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♪ Hit the roadAnd don't come back ♪
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I guess this piano
can't handle my genius.
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(LESLIE GROANING)
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What do you have for me,
royal court composer?
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Your Majesty, may I present
my opera, Don Rigatoni.
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It's based on a
local pasta maker.
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(INSTRUMENTS TUNING)
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I know how to ruin
this duck's music.
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I'll sing it!
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Once I step on stage,
this opera will be a
flopera.
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And then the king
will certainly fire that
duck
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and I'll finally become
the court composer.
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(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYS)
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♪ Ba ba ba ba ba baMoo moo moo moo moo moo
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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♪ Yum yum yum yum yum yumCluck cluck cluckCluck cluck cluck ♪
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Oh, my! That guy is terrible.
It's missing something.
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Ah, yes!
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- I forgot the badger.
-(SNARLING)
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Oink! (SCREAMING)
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Needs more badger.
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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
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Um, I don't know
if we need jackals just yet.
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Okay, jackals, go!
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-(BARKING)
-(SCREAMS)
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(SINGS HIGH NOTE)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
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KING: That was amazing!
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Who was that wonderful singer
who played Rigatoni?
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-(GRUNTS)
- One moment, please.
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(MOANS)
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(GASPS) Leslie, that was you?
I loved the opera!
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But what really impressed me
was your singing.
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I loved it so much
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I demand to see the show
every night for the
foreseeable future,
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with the duck conducting
and you singing.
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And don't forget the badger!
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(SCREAMS)
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Just goes to show ya,
you can never have
too much badger.
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(SHRIEKS) Hoo, hoo, hoo!
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(CHITTERING WILDLY)
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Huh?
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(CLUCKING)
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(LAUGHS) Chicken!
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(CLUCKING PANICKEDLY)
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Boy, I say, boy,
put that back down.
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(MUTTERING)
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Say, what kind of weasel
are you, anyhow?
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(CHATTERING WILDLY)
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(COUGHS)
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(FOGHORN READING)
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Sounds foreign.
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Anyhow,
didn't you read the sign?
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(READING)
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I'm Foghorn,
and this is my farm.
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Or what's left of it, anyway.
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Look at me
when I'm talking to you, boy.
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And stick that tongue
back in your mouth.
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Look, it's my job
to protect these ladies.
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I can't let you waltz in
here
and eat them for lunch.
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But I do love a challenge.
Good luck, boy.
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Next time you try to steal
one of my chickens,
don't make it so obvious.
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Boy's head is about
as empty as a syrup bottle
in a pancake festival.
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(GRUNTING ANGRILY)
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Boy, you stink worse
than a skunk
wrapped in Limburger cheese.
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Didn't your mama
ever teach you how to bathe?
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You gotta scrub, son.
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Get into all of your nooks
and crannies.
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Now, if you want to
get over a fence,
you gotta use your head, boy.
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Why don't you just use
this here giant rubber band,
and take another crack at it?
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(CHITTERING WILDLY)
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(SCREAMS)
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Don't worry, I've got ya!
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Played a little ball
in the bush leagues.
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Crowd nicknamed me The Missed.
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'Cause every time
I went to the plate,
I swung and missed.
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Sorry there, son.
I forgot to catch you.
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Fall a little closer there
next time, would you?
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Listen, boy,
you are sticking out
like a sore thumb.
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You gotta blend in
with your surroundings.
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It's called camouflage, son.
That's a word. Look it up.
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Now, try again.
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(GRUNTS)
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I said, now, try again.
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(GRUNTS)
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I told you they called me
The Missed.
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(CHITTERING WILDLY)
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(GROWLS)
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FOGHORN: Feeding time, ladies!
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Come and get it. Huh?
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Why, if it isn't
a little tree,
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sprouting up
in my chicken coop.
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Say, looks a little green.
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You know, I think I'll just
go
and take a nice long walk.
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So long, ladies!
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Take care of yourselves,
while I leave you all alone
with no protection for hours.
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(CLUCKING PANICKEDLY)
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Ow!
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You call this camouflage?
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Why don't you just wear
a big neon sign that says,
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"Look at me,
I'm stealing chickens."
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If you're serious
about stealing chickens,
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you gotta do
a whole lot better than
that.
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(SHRIEKS)
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Here's a tip, boy.
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If you can't go
over the fence,
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and you can't go
through the fence,
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what's another way
to get past it?
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Hmm.
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Under it, boy!
Come on, now, take a hike.
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Boy's flakier than
a pie crust in a snowstorm.
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(CHITTERING WILDLY)
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You might have guessed by now
that I'm messing
with his mind.
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If he had a mind
to mess with, that is.
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ROBOT: Cluck, cluck, cluck.
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Close enough.
It's show time, anyhow.
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(YELPS)
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Hey, boy,
look at the size of this
one.
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It's just waiting for you
to sink your teeth into it.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS AND GROANS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Come on, boy,
you can get this bird.
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All you gotta do
is keep up your left.
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Your other left, son.
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Now, get back in there.
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Boy's dimmer
than a 10-cent light bulb.
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(YELPS)
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(GROANS)
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Well, I've had my fun
for the day.
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00:10:06,014 --> 00:10:09,022
I think I'll put Mr. Robot
on autopilot for a while.
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To say that boy is as smart
as a box of rocks
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would be an insult
to the rocks.
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He's got one card in his deck.
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He's as thick as
day-old tapioca pudding.
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He...
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Just ate my robot.
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You realize
that was fake, right?
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Made of metal,
not a real chicken.
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(GULPS)
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An authentic chicken's
got feathers.
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And a beak and a wattle
like this, you understand?
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Hmm.
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Say, boy, now, take it easy.
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I was just trying
to educate you is all.
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(SCREAMING)
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Easy, boy!
We're all friends here.
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Big chicken.
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I'm a rooster, son.
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I'd teach you the difference,
but I'm too chicken.
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He may rule the roost,
but Taz ruled the rooster.
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(LAUGHS)
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00:11:05,007 --> 00:11:07,007
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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