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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PORKY HUMMING)
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It's a simple question...
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Do you want red
or white towels
in the massage parlor?
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Um, um...
You like the red ones?
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(BELL DINGS)
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GABBY: What's a goat got to do
to get some service over here?
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Well, that sounds
like my friend, Gabby Goat.
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-(DINGS)
- Hello? Anybody home?
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- Hello, Gabby.
- It's about time.
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(SHOUTING) I've been here
for five minutes
ringing the bell,
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and if I don't get...
Oh, hey Porky.
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Welcome to Porky's Day Spa.
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- How can I help you?
- Porky, I'm a nervous wreck.
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My back aches, my head hurts.
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I just need to relax
and get some
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peace and quiet!
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And it was either
this or Vegas,
and this was cheaper.
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You haven't changed
a bit, Gabby.
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Well, step this way,
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and we'll accomo...
(STAMMERING)
We'll rest your weary head.
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(MUTTERS)
All right, all right.
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Gabby for as long as
I've known you, you've always
been high, strong and tensed.
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So, let's start off
with giving you a nice
relaxing massage.
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Yeah, well this better
be good.
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Hey, Porky! You doing
anything back there?
I don't feel nothing!
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(CRACKS)
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You have a lot more
tension than I thought.
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Well, do something about it!
I'm all tied up in knots!
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How about we try
a hot rock massage?
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(SCREAMS)
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-(SIZZLING)
- Hey! What are you
doing back there?
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I'm eliminating the toxins
from your body.
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It seems like you're just
eliminating the skin
from my back!
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(GRUNTS) How about
trying something
that's actually relaxing?
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-(GRUNTING)
- How about this? Oops!
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(GROANS) Get your
bacon off of my face!
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Gosh, this is serious.
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(STAMMERS) Just try a little
bit of massage oil.
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Hey. Well, that does
feel a little--
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(GRUNTS)
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Now Gabby, you need
to stay on the table.
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(GABY GRUNTING)
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This massage oil should say,
"Slippery when wet."
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(GROANS) I don't know
about this.
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The last thing was too,
uh, physical.
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That's okay pal.
We'll try something
that just requires sitting.
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With a mere meditation.
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Now, after I hit
the gong of silence,
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- we're going
to be quiet, okay?
- Got it.
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And now no talking
and focus on your breathing.
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-(GONG RINGS)
-(GRUMBLING)
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(BREATHS IN AND OUT SHARPLY)
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(BREATHING IN AND OUT SHARPLY)
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(BREATHING IN AND SHARPLY)
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I'm focusing on
your breathing and
it's driving me crazy!
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- For the last time, Gabby...
-(GONG RINGS)
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I'll gong you,
you no good, frizen-frazen.
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-(GROANS)
-(BUZZING)
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(GRUMBLING)
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Oh.
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-(GRUNTING)
-(BUZZING)
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- I got ya!
-(GONG RINGS)
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-(BUZZING)
- Darn it, I missed.
Get back here!
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Hmm. This isn't working.
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But I know I can relax anyone.
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I don't know, Porky,
maybe I should get going.
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I'm determined to make
a new goat out of you.
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If there's one thing that's
guaranteed to work,
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it's the peaceful
tranquility of my beautiful
serenity garden.
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Every flower has its
own calming energy.
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All you have to do is relax
and breathe it in.
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(INHALES)
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(EXHALES) Ah...
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Go ahead and give it a try.
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All right. But don't blame
me if my allergies
starts to act up.
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(SNORTS)
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(EXCLAIMS AND COUGHS)
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(SNIFFING)
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(GROANING)
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(SNIFFING)
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(SNEEZES)
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Gabby! My precious mari...
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(STAMMERING) My mari...
My flowers!
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How could you harm
such an innocent
and serene object of nature?
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- That object of nature
gave me a snot attack.
-(GROANS)
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Gabby, you shouldn't harm
the serenity of a flower.
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Well, I'll tell you
something
about your flowers, buddy.
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They're something
to sneeze at!
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Oh, yeah?
(STAMMERING) Well, let's try
my facial mask.
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Wow, you look bushed! (GRUNTS)
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Time to cool off!
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(GROANS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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-(GRUNTING)
-(LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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-(SCREAMS)
-(LAUGHS)
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Ah, you know what?
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Letting out
all that aggression
really did something for me.
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I feel like a new goat!
And I have you to thank, pal.
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Well, guess what, Gabby?
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Now, I'm all tense
and stressed,
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and since
you destroyed my spa,
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I don't have anything
to take my stress out on!
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(STAMMERING) Do I?
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(SCREAMS)
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I should've went to Vegas.
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Come on. We're almost there.
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We have to keep
going until we find that
rare blue orchid
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of Quernicava.
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Sir, I can't go any further.
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Don't say that.
You're an explorer.
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You can do anything
you put your mind to.
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No, I can't go any
further because I'm caught
in all these vines.
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Ah, the old
tangle-up-my-sidekick trick.
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Well played, jungle.
Well played!
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Ha!
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Um, who are you talking to?
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I am talking to
the jungle, my friend.
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It's angry.
It's angry that I'm trying
to get fame and fortune
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by exposing its secrets.
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(STAMMERING) I have
a secret. I take Bear-Bear
with me everywhere.
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And whenever
I get scared, I hold it
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and pet it and press it
against my face
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to soothe myself.
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(INHALES) Ah, Bear-Bear.
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(SIGHING HAPPILY,
STAMMERING)
Bear-Bear.
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Well, your (STAMMERING)
Bear-Bear won't help
you where we're going.
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- Where are we going?
- We are going there!
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(THUNDER CRACKLING)
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- Get out of here, monkeys!
-(SHRIEKING)
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We're going in there?
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Well, that's where
we find the rare
blue orchid of Quernicava.
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- After you!
-(SCREAMS)
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Woo-hoo!
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(PORKY SHOUTING)
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(ELECTRICITY FIZZLES)
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DAFFY: Hey! What's going on?
It's all dark.
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PORKY: Maybe you should
turn on your head lamp.
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DAFFY: Great idea!
Glad I thought of it.
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Well, at least
we're not falling.
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How are we gonna get down?
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As long as these headlights
are on, I'll figure it out.
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(ELECTRICITY FIZZLES)
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PORKY: Did you bring
extra batteries?
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DAFFY: Nope.
But I have a solution.
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(PORKY GRUNTS)
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There! Your head lamp
just need a little tap.
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- DAFFY: Hmm. Perhaps
it needs another whack.
-(PORKY GROANS)
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There we go. Gosh!
These things are finicky.
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Maybe I need to use
something harder.
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- Hey, I know...
That should do it.
-(PORKY GRUNTS)
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Oh, okay. That's enough.
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(STAMMERING) Let's just worry
about how to get down.
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- Oh, that's easy.
-(SCREAMS)
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Well, I'm glad I didn't
bring extra batteries
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'cause these head lamps
are broken.
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You okay, pal?
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(STAMMERING) Thank goodness
these pointy sharp rocks
broke my fall.
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Oh, stop your whining.
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We gotta track down
this orchid.
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But Daffy,
we're trapped at
the bottom of this cave
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with no food, no water
and no other stuff!
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You know, you're right.
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Hold this.
I better order us some food.
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- You like empanadas?
-(RATTLING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Empanadas are great.
You're gonna love them.
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Then again.
I don't think he's met
a food he doesn't love.
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Hello,
Chapi Mercado's Empanadas?
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I need four empanadas
for delivery.
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- Ow!
- Better make it six.
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I want a, let's see...
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How about a mushroom,
a green pepper
and two broccolis.
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- What do you want?
- Snake!
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- One snake.
- Snake!
Give me a stick!
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- One stick empanada.
-(SCREAMS)
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And a side of (SCREAMS).
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(STRUGGLING)
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Keep it down! I'm excited too.
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My address?
Yeah, I'm at the corner
of kingdom, South America.
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And hurry. I've got a hungry
piggy over here, so make
it snappy, Chapi!
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Hello? Hello!
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Oh, great. My phone died.
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And there's never a wall
outlet when you need one.
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You know what I'm
talking about, buddy?
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Porky? Hey bud,
where did you go?
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Oh, there you are...
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Stop wandering off.
I just found the flash
light.
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- Follow me!
-(GROWLS)
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What do I have to do?
Take you by the hand?
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Say, when did you
get these claws?
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And this rough, scaly skin?
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And big sharp teeth?
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You're not Porky!
You're a Quernicava
cave monster!
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(GROWLS)
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You know,
there's only one thing worse
than being in the dark,
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and that's seeing
what's in the dark!
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-(GROWLS)
-(ELECTRICITY FIZZLES)
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(DAFFY GIGGLING)
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Mr. Duck, I found you.
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(GASPS) And I wish I hadn't!
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-(GROWLS)
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(GROWLS)
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DAFFY: I think we lost him.
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- Boo!
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
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DAFFY: Enough messing around.
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We've got to find
that blue orchid!
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PORKY: Isn't that
it over there?
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Yes, I did it!
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I found the rare blue
orchid of Quernicava!
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And the world thought
it couldn't be done.
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It laughed at me
for all these years.
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Well, who's laughing now?
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(STRUGGLES)
Who's laughing now?
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Who's (GRUNTS) laughing
(GRUNTS) now?
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Why won't this thing
come loose?
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Um, Mr. Duck?
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-(BOTH SCREAMING)
-(GROWLS)
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DAFFY: Run! Jump! Climb!
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Duck! Leap! Hop!
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(DAFFY AND PORKY SCREAMING)
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(EXCLAIMS, STAMMERING)
I hold my Bear-Bear,
I pet my Bear-Bear,
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I rub it against my face.
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Gimme! I hold my Bear-Bear,
I pet my Bear-Bear,
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I rub it against my face.
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(GROWLS)
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(REPLYING IN GIBBERISH)
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(CRIES)
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(STAMMERS) Stop!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(PURRING)
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I guess when it's dark,
everyone needs a Bear-Bear.
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