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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,017 --> 00:00:02,022 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:19,009 --> 00:00:20,017 -(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) - And welcome back to 3 00:00:20,019 --> 00:00:22,007 The Available Guy with Tad Tucker. 4 00:00:22,009 --> 00:00:24,002 The show where me, Tad Tucker, 5 00:00:24,004 --> 00:00:27,012 tries to find love among a group of insanely jealous women. 6 00:00:27,014 --> 00:00:31,003 I've already given koala roses to Kendra and Brittany. 7 00:00:31,005 --> 00:00:32,007 BOTH: Ooh! 8 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:33,018 And now, I must decide 9 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:35,022 who gets tonight's last koala rose, 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,013 Theresa or Jennifer. 11 00:00:37,015 --> 00:00:38,016 (BOTH GIGGLING) 12 00:00:38,018 --> 00:00:39,021 - Theresa... -(GASPS) 13 00:00:39,023 --> 00:00:41,005 ...will you accept this koala rose? 14 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:43,020 Oh, yes, I do. I do! 15 00:00:43,022 --> 00:00:46,021 - Our trip to the Great Wall of China was amazing. - Mmm! 16 00:00:46,023 --> 00:00:49,023 -(GASPS) - It truly is one of the Wonders of the World. 17 00:00:50,001 --> 00:00:51,019 -(KISSING) -(MOANING) 18 00:00:51,021 --> 00:00:53,007 And so am I! 19 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:54,012 Sorry, Jenn, babe, 20 00:00:54,014 --> 00:00:56,019 our hot air balloon date was hotter than hot 21 00:00:56,021 --> 00:00:57,023 but I was disappointed 22 00:00:58,001 --> 00:00:59,019 that you refused to eat the rabbit entree 23 00:00:59,021 --> 00:01:01,002 that I cooked you for dinner. 24 00:01:01,004 --> 00:01:03,011 I just can't see myself ever being with a girl 25 00:01:03,013 --> 00:01:05,021 who can't eat an entire family of rabbits. 26 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,023 Sweet... (SUCKS FINGER) 27 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:08,003 Delicious... (SUCKS FINGER) 28 00:01:08,005 --> 00:01:09,006 Defenseless... (SUCKS FINGER) 29 00:01:09,008 --> 00:01:10,011 ...rabbits. 30 00:01:10,013 --> 00:01:13,011 - Let's go, Theresa. -(GIGGLING) 31 00:01:13,013 --> 00:01:16,015 Fortunately, you girls love eating rabbits, don't you? 32 00:01:16,017 --> 00:01:19,016 All right, now, who's ready for Hawaii? 33 00:01:19,018 --> 00:01:21,006 (ALL CHEERING) 34 00:01:21,008 --> 00:01:22,017 Hawaii, huh? 35 00:01:22,019 --> 00:01:25,010 Let's make sure it's a date they'll never forget. 36 00:01:25,012 --> 00:01:27,004 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 37 00:01:27,006 --> 00:01:29,011 -(TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYING) - It's my first night here in Hawaii 38 00:01:29,013 --> 00:01:32,008 and I feel I need to know Kendra a little better. 39 00:01:32,010 --> 00:01:33,021 I've decided to set up a fire 40 00:01:33,023 --> 00:01:36,000 and have a lobster boil here on the beach. 41 00:01:36,002 --> 00:01:39,006 - Kendra, welcome to my beachfront paradise. -(LAUGHING) 42 00:01:39,008 --> 00:01:40,008 (GROWLS) 43 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:43,013 - Oh, Tad, you are so... - Handsome? 44 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:46,000 Ha! It's not the first time someone's told me that. 45 00:01:46,002 --> 00:01:48,006 Let me get you a sparkling cider. 46 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,011 Here we go... 47 00:01:52,013 --> 00:01:54,012 Ah! (CHOKING) 48 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:55,017 It burns! 49 00:01:55,019 --> 00:01:57,009 Get me a towel, quick! 50 00:01:57,011 --> 00:01:59,008 Oh, thanks, Kendra. 51 00:01:59,010 --> 00:02:00,022 Ouch! What the... 52 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,005 (SCREAMING) Ow! Ahh! Ahh! 53 00:02:04,004 --> 00:02:05,010 - Kendra! -(SCREAMS) 54 00:02:05,012 --> 00:02:07,005 Get them off me! 55 00:02:07,007 --> 00:02:08,015 -(THUDDING) - You're not... 56 00:02:08,017 --> 00:02:10,001 ...hitting the lobsters! 57 00:02:10,003 --> 00:02:11,020 You're hitting... (SCREAMS IN PAIN) 58 00:02:11,022 --> 00:02:14,001 (WHIMPERS)...my face! 59 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:15,015 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 60 00:02:15,017 --> 00:02:19,005 Morning! My date with Kendra didn't end up like I'd hoped. 61 00:02:19,007 --> 00:02:20,014 I feel like we didn't connect 62 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:23,000 as often as that oar connected to my face. 63 00:02:23,002 --> 00:02:26,006 So let's see how I do with Theresa zip-lining. 64 00:02:26,023 --> 00:02:28,002 Theresa, 65 00:02:28,004 --> 00:02:29,011 I admire your courage 66 00:02:29,013 --> 00:02:31,021 to join me on this exciting leap of faith. 67 00:02:31,023 --> 00:02:35,001 - You first. - Gee, we're awfully high up. 68 00:02:35,003 --> 00:02:37,013 - Kendra did it. -(NERVOUSLY) Okay. 69 00:02:37,015 --> 00:02:39,000 Whee! 70 00:02:39,002 --> 00:02:40,023 (ZIP-LINE SLIDING) 71 00:02:41,001 --> 00:02:42,017 And now it's my turn. 72 00:02:42,019 --> 00:02:45,004 (WHOOPING) 73 00:02:45,006 --> 00:02:46,008 (GROANS) 74 00:02:46,010 --> 00:02:49,002 I appear to be stuck smack dab in the middle. 75 00:02:49,004 --> 00:02:50,006 (SCREAMS) 76 00:02:50,008 --> 00:02:51,015 Oh, no! Oh! 77 00:02:53,001 --> 00:02:55,001 (ALLIGATORS HISSING) 78 00:02:55,003 --> 00:02:56,018 -(SAWING) -(BLOWS) 79 00:02:56,020 --> 00:02:58,006 TAD: Ah! Not the face! 80 00:02:58,008 --> 00:03:00,000 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 81 00:03:00,002 --> 00:03:02,021 Good evening. After watching me get attacked by alligators, 82 00:03:02,023 --> 00:03:04,023 Theresa has decided to leave the show, 83 00:03:05,001 --> 00:03:07,013 which only makes my choice that much easier. 84 00:03:07,015 --> 00:03:10,018 So today I've got a snorkeling date with Brittany. 85 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:14,002 It's been great exploring this coral reef with you, Brittany. 86 00:03:14,004 --> 00:03:17,004 I'm really starting to feel a connection. 87 00:03:17,006 --> 00:03:18,017 (KISSING) 88 00:03:18,019 --> 00:03:19,019 Shark! 89 00:03:19,021 --> 00:03:20,023 Eat her first! 90 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:23,002 She's got more meat on her bones! 91 00:03:23,004 --> 00:03:25,004 Excuse me? 92 00:03:25,006 --> 00:03:27,006 (GASPS) What's this? 93 00:03:27,008 --> 00:03:29,023 A remote-controlled shark fin. 94 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,006 (CHUCKLES) Well, I... 95 00:03:31,008 --> 00:03:34,001 How dare you try to feed me to a shark. 96 00:03:34,003 --> 00:03:37,002 And I do not have more meat on my bones! 97 00:03:37,004 --> 00:03:39,002 -(GRUNTS) -(GROANS) 98 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,009 Okay, I deserve that. 99 00:03:43,021 --> 00:03:45,005 Oh, no. 100 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:47,014 You're not gonna fool me this time. 101 00:03:47,016 --> 00:03:48,023 -(ROARS) -(SCREAMS) 102 00:03:49,001 --> 00:03:50,012 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 103 00:03:50,014 --> 00:03:52,017 Today's the big day. I've decided that... 104 00:03:52,019 --> 00:03:53,021 (FRIGHTENED) Lobsters? 105 00:03:53,023 --> 00:03:55,004 ...ask one of the girls... 106 00:03:55,006 --> 00:03:56,007 (FRIGHTENED) Gators? 107 00:03:56,009 --> 00:03:57,009 ...to marry me. 108 00:03:57,011 --> 00:03:58,019 (FRIGHTENED) Sharks? 109 00:03:58,021 --> 00:04:00,023 I wanted to make the proposal to Kendra perfect. 110 00:04:01,001 --> 00:04:03,000 That's why I've got rose petals, cologne, 111 00:04:03,002 --> 00:04:04,008 and scented candles. 112 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,002 You see, if you want romance, 113 00:04:06,004 --> 00:04:08,017 you need to create ambience. 114 00:04:08,019 --> 00:04:10,011 -(SPRAYS) -(SNIFFS) 115 00:04:10,013 --> 00:04:13,002 (SCREAMS) My whole suit smells like skunk! 116 00:04:14,013 --> 00:04:15,023 While that washes 117 00:04:16,001 --> 00:04:18,010 I'll just freshen up with a quick shower. (GRUNTS) 118 00:04:18,012 --> 00:04:19,021 ♪ I'm so hungry 119 00:04:19,023 --> 00:04:22,009 ♪ I could eat a family of rabbits 120 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:25,006 ♪ Not one, not two rabbits 121 00:04:25,008 --> 00:04:26,012 ♪ But five 122 00:04:26,014 --> 00:04:29,000 ♪ Five makes a family of rabbits ♪ 123 00:04:30,012 --> 00:04:32,014 Oh, my suit's shrunk! 124 00:04:32,016 --> 00:04:34,014 Oh! (GRUNTING) 125 00:04:38,003 --> 00:04:39,012 Remember, folks, 126 00:04:39,014 --> 00:04:42,008 he ate an entire family of rabbits. 127 00:04:42,010 --> 00:04:45,010 Not one, not two, but five. 128 00:04:45,012 --> 00:04:47,016 Five makes a family. 129 00:04:47,018 --> 00:04:50,010 -(KNOCKING AT DOOR) - Coming, my love. 130 00:04:50,012 --> 00:04:52,020 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 131 00:04:53,021 --> 00:04:56,021 Hello, Kendra. Come on in. 132 00:04:56,023 --> 00:05:01,001 My goodness, you're... 133 00:05:01,003 --> 00:05:04,002 Ew. You've got something on your face! 134 00:05:06,003 --> 00:05:09,011 Uh, you've got something on your face! 135 00:05:09,013 --> 00:05:11,017 Well, it looks worse on your face. 136 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,000 (GASPS) 137 00:05:13,002 --> 00:05:15,014 (EXHALES) Oh, no! It's the roses! 138 00:05:15,016 --> 00:05:17,002 They're poison ivy! 139 00:05:17,004 --> 00:05:20,011 (BOTH SCREAMING) 140 00:05:20,013 --> 00:05:22,001 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 141 00:05:23,004 --> 00:05:25,011 - Kendra? - KENDRA: You're on fire! 142 00:05:26,010 --> 00:05:27,019 Dirty dingoes! 143 00:05:27,021 --> 00:05:30,005 (SCREAMING) 144 00:05:30,007 --> 00:05:32,000 -(GASPS) - Don't worry, folks, 145 00:05:32,002 --> 00:05:34,002 there's still love waiting for Tad. 146 00:05:34,004 --> 00:05:36,002 (SCREAMS) 147 00:05:36,004 --> 00:05:38,022 Unfortunately, she's a real man-eater. 148 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:44,022 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 149 00:05:53,008 --> 00:05:55,006 (FRENCH CAFE MUSIC PLAYING) 150 00:06:05,021 --> 00:06:07,006 (EXPLODING) 151 00:06:19,021 --> 00:06:20,022 (SNAPS FINGERS) 152 00:06:29,007 --> 00:06:30,023 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 153 00:06:35,011 --> 00:06:36,015 (GLASS SHATTERS) 154 00:06:50,016 --> 00:06:51,016 (SPRAYS) 155 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:26,016 (SLAPS) 156 00:07:29,008 --> 00:07:30,013 (SPRAYS) 157 00:08:24,008 --> 00:08:25,013 (DISHES CLATTERING) 158 00:08:32,016 --> 00:08:33,023 (DISHES SHATTERING) 159 00:08:38,015 --> 00:08:40,014 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 160 00:09:26,009 --> 00:09:27,022 (METAL CLANGING) 161 00:09:39,019 --> 00:09:42,007 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 162 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,022 (CAMERA CLICKS) 163 00:10:12,001 --> 00:10:13,012 (ALL CHEERING) 164 00:10:15,003 --> 00:10:16,021 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 165 00:10:20,021 --> 00:10:22,000 (SLAPS) 166 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,018 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 167 00:11:05,001 --> 00:11:07,001 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 11195

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