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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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What an amazing day,
the sun is shining,
the birds are chirping,
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that adorable rabbit
is getting sawed in...
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(GASPS) Huh?
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You can't hurt my friend here.
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And you three, you're filming?
What is this?
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Why, this is a magic show.
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And I am the greatest
magician in the world.
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Viktor Mageek.
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Ah, presto! Change-o.
Your minds have been blown.
You're welcome.
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ALL: Oh, Viktor.
You're amazing!
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Well, I don't care
what kind of a magician
you are.
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We're getting out of here.
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- Chicken vindaloo.
- What the...
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Keep your magic
to yourself, buddy.
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San Fernando Valley!
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How about this? If I
volunteer
to be your assistant,
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- will you let the bunny go?
- Hmm. All right.
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Tell you what.
If you can survive
one show with me,
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- I'll let the little bunny
go.
- It's a deal.
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VIKTOR: Deal.
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Mr. Bunny, pick a card,
any card.
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Okay, now take a look-see.
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Now, you put your card
back in the deck.
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Now, I shouffles the deck.
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- Say, I think you have
something in your teeth.
- What?
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Viktor Mageek!
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ALL: Oh, Viktor.
You're the greatest.
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Please, Viktor isn't done.
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What's up that rabbit's nose?
One soggy queen of hearts.
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And is that
a king in your ear?
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And a jack in your tail?
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(LAUGHS) Oh, and look,
an ace in your pants.
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Rabbits don't even
wear pants, genius.
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Or do they? Look down.
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- What the...
- Viktor Mageek!
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-(PANTS POP)
- So magical. Ohhh!
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Wow, doc.
That's great. My turn.
Pick a card. Any card.
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Now, put it back in the deck.
Then I "shouffles" the deck.
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All right, is it
this one here?
The ace of spades?
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- No.
- How about the two of clubs?
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Not even close.
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- Five of hockey stick?
- Nope.
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I'm embarrassed for you.
Try again.
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- BUGS: How about the
king of pile drivers?
-(VIKTOR EXCLAIMS)
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That was it.
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Go to a commercial.
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For my next trick,
my assistant will
get into this box.
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But Viktor,
you're the star here.
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Shouldn't you
get in the box first?
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I mean, all the magic happens
on the inside of the box.
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I never
thought of it that way.
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And now, my assistant
will close the lid.
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- Okay, what do I do now?
- Stick the sword
through the box.
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Are you sure
you don't want to tell me
how the trick works first?
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VIKTOR: A magician never
reveals his secrets.
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Okay.
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(VIKTOR EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
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Viktor, are you okay in there?
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VIKTOR: Call an ambulance!
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Okay, I changed my mind.
I'm going to reveal my
secret.
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For this next trick,
take this food
and hide it in the box.
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- Got it?
- Got it.
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For my next
death-defying feat,
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I will be sealed
in this glass box,
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while my assistant
buries me alive
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without food or water
for 10 days!
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My only contact
with the outside world
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will be through this
primitive breathing tube.
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Now I must go
to the cold, deadly earth.
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But first, I must
instruct my assistant to
never release me,
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no matter how scared I am
or how loud I beg.
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Lower (TAKES DEEP BREATH)
the box!
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Viktor Mageek.
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- Are you okay?
- VIKTOR: I am fine
but I can't find the food.
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Oh right, I have the food.
It's right up here. Whoops.
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Whoops? I'm buried
under 10 feet of dirt
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and all you can say
is, "Whoops"?
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Relax, boss.
I'll just pass the food down
through this breathing tube.
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(GRUNTS) I think I clogged
the breathing tube.
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What?
I didn't get that last
bit.
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I'm starting to feel faint.
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I'm sending down
some rats to eat
through the clog.
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- What? Where's the food?
-(RATS CHITTERING)
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(ELECTRICITY FIZZLES)
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- VIKTOR: Pickled herring!
- Doesn't seem like the rats
are coming up this end.
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I'm sending some snakes in
to clear out the rats.
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-(VIKTOR SCREAMS)
- Probably not safe
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to have so many
poisonous snakes down there.
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Hang tight. I'm sending down
a honey badger.
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The... What? (SHRIEKS)
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Okay, I'm gonna send down
a lion to flush out
the honey badger.
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No, no, no. Ouch.
Please don't send down...
A lion!
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-(LION ROARING)
-(VIKTOR SCREAMING)
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(GRUMBLES) Rabbit!
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- Do you mind?
- Sorry.
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Oh! Huh?
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Hmm. Ooh!
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The bunny gave me
the pinchies.
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- Oof! (YELLING)
- Ta-da!
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ALL: Yay, Bugs!
You're so magical!
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(VIKTOR GROANING)
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Put me back together!
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Not until
you let my little friend
go.
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Deal. Walla Walla.
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Okay, kid.
Let's put Humpty Dumpty
back together again.
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Magic words
and finger twiddles,
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fix fancy boy
before he piddles.
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Abracawabbit!
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It took you long enough.
Now, step aside.
I have a show to do.
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VIKTOR: Hey!
My kit is over my caboodle!
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I said I'd put him
back together
but I didn't say how.
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(IMITATING VIKTOR)
Bugso Mageek!
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(GRUNTS)
I am Ponce de Calzone.
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The greatest explorer
of all time.
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I will find
the Fountain of Youth
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and be young forever!
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I know it is
around here somewhere.
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Perhaps, behind these reeds.
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- A-ha!
-(MONKEY SHRIEKING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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That is the problem
with being an explorer,
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I have no idea
where I'm going. I give up.
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(GASPS) Could it be?
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(WHISTLING SLOWLY)
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(WHISTLING RAPIDLY)
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The Fountain of Youth!
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Hello, duck.
A moment ago, you were old.
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- Now, you are medium-aged.
- Medium-aged?
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I just saw you go
into that fountain old
and come out young.
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Thanks to you,
I have just discovered
the Fountain of Youth.
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Fountain of Youth?
(LAUGHS) Oh, you must've
seen Lucius.
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Hey, Lucius.
Come over here.
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This old pith helmet thought
you and I were
the same person.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(GRUMBLES)
Stop laughing at me, you...
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(YELLS)
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- See you later, Lucius.
-(GROWLING)
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Sheesh, pal. Take it easy.
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If it's that
big of a deal to you,
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I can take you
to the Fountain of Youth.
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- You can?
- Sure, chum. Follow me.
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Now, remember,
the forest is fraught
with danger.
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Danger? I laugh at danger.
Ha-ha! I eat danger
for breakfast.
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In fact, this morning
I had two scrambled dangers,
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a side of crispy danger
and a bottomless cup
of danger.
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The waitress tried
to bring me decaf
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but I told her, "No, no, no.
I only drink regular danger."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fountain is that-a-way.
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- Oh, youth. Here I come!
-(SQUELCHING)
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Quicksand?
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Duck, what do I do?
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Oh, man. You're, like,
way in there, buddy.
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I think when
you're stuck in quicksand,
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you're supposed to struggle
and move as much as you can.
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- So, run real fast.
-(PANTING)
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Stop, stop, stop.
What was I thinking?
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You're not
supposed to struggle.
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You're supposed to
not move at all.
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- But I'm still sinking.
- Huh.
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- Did you try struggling?
- Yes, just a second ago.
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- Did it work?
- No.
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Well, I'm out of ideas.
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Get me out of here!
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- Wait, I've got something.
- Okay, but hurry.
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- Here, grab this rope.
- Salvation! (GRUNTS)
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Huh?
That isn't a rope, you fool.
That was a snake!
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Sorry, everyone's human.
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- Well, I'm not. I'm a duck.
- Get me out of here!
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All right, this should
do the trick.
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This is just a bigger snake.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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No more snakes, okay?
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Come on, pal.
I'm doing my best. Try this.
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(SHUDDERS)
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Well, at least this one
does not have
a face or scales.
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(GRUNTS)
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-(LION ROARS)
-(PONCE SCREAMING)
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Nina! Pinta! Santa Maria!
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Huh? Who would've guessed?
You use a mountain lion
to get out of quicksand.
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Now, how do you
get out of a mountain lion?
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I hate you.
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Now, I think it's
around here somewhere.
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Maybe over there
by that shiny puddle?
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Puddle? Out of the way, duck.
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Look at the shimmering water!
So shiny, so chrome.
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This must be
the Fountain of Youth.
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(SLURPING)
I feel so much stronger.
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Uh, you know you're drinking
garbage water, right?
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(GAGS)
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Don't worry, pal.
I'll give you something to
get
that taste out of your mouth.
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- Try this peach.
-(CHOMPING)
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-(GAGS) It is rotten!
- Take a swig of this milk.
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(GAGS)
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It is sour and chunky.
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Try the chow mein.
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- It is moving in my mouth.
- Woopsie.
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Those are mealworms
for my pet iguana.
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(GAGGING)
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Are you okay, buddy?
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(PONCE VOMITING)
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All right, buddy.
I'm pretty sure
this is the Fountain of
Youth.
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Just get in the water.
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Now, just relax
and let the water
wash over you.
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Ah, yes, this feels nice.
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I can feel myself
slowly becoming... (GRUNTS)
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Whoa! Argh! (EXCLAIMS)
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(COUGHING)
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- Ahhh!
- Don't worry,
I'll throw you a rope.
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Oh, no. I am not
falling for that again.
It will be a snake.
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Do not throw me a rope.
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- How about I
throw you a snake then?
- Fine, anything but a rope.
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Wait, what?
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No! (STRAINING)
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(METAL CLANGS)
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Yeah, so, my bad.
That was definitely not
the Fountain of Youth.
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You win, duck. I give up.
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Gee, pal.
Don't be so dramatic.
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The fountain's
right over there.
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(WHISTLING)
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(SLURPS) Whoo!
That's some good youth water.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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The Fountain of Youth!
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Yes, I have found it!
(GULPING)
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Not too much now,
that's powerful stuff.
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Cal?
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I have done it!
I will be young forever.
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Ooh!
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I got a... Boo-boo.
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Oh, you're okay, buddy.
Uh, shake it off.
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Who's a big boy, huh?
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(WAILING)
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For a world class explorer,
he sure is a baby.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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