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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Welcome back.
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Huh? Clovenhoof. Let me guess.
Another crazy experiment?
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(SQUEAKING)
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Who is this?
This is Clovenhoof.
He's a real screwball.
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He's always inventing stuff
that never really works.
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So what are you up to
this time, huh?
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Today I need your help testing
out my new age machine.
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Age machine? What's that?
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Well, with this device I can
convert us to any age I want,
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past, present or future.
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You can re-experience
the greatest moments
of your life. (LAUGHS)
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- Here, allow me
to demonstrate.
- Clovenhoof, don't, no, no.
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-(BUGS EXCLAIMING)
-(ZAPPING)
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Oh, looks like my age machine
brought us back
to when we were babies.
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(BABBLING)
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Is that smell you or me?
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Well, being a baby
ain't so bad.
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Just look at these
cute little hooves.
(GURGLING)
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Oh, that is just disgusting.
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Well, if it isn't
my first robot.
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Nothing beats my auto baby
bottle buddy.
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Ugh, yuck!
Get that baby bottle
out of my mouth.
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Well, actually... (SUCKING)
That's not half bad.
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With the age machine,
you'll still be you,
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but you might find yourself
with some urges from that age.
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(CRYING)
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Excuse me, a little help.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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How did you get your head
stuck in there?
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Oh, it was an accident.
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Well, let's get you out
of here before
I have an accident.
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In my pants.
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Now give me that remote.
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- Mine! Mine!
- Give me, give me!
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(ZAPPING)
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(LAUGHS)
The awkward teen years.
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- And we're at
the middle school dance.
-(RADIO STATIC BUZZING)
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RADIO ANNOUNCER: It's 4:15,
a quarter after the hour,
45 minutes before 5:00.
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Did you say something?
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No, I didn't say anything.
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I think I'm getting
some radio stations
through my headgear.
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RADIO ANNOUNCER: And now
for the weather on the ones.
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It's cold out there.
You may want a jacket
if you're headed out for...
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(SQUEAKING)
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No, I'm not gonna go
over there and ask that girl
if she likes you.
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(SQUEAKING)
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Ah, looks like someone's
becoming a man.
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER RADIO)
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Oh, come on.
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh, no.
It appears that the young lady
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Squeaks is interested in
is coming over this way.
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-(SQUEAKS WHIMPERING)
- Oh, and she's bringing
her girlfriends.
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER RADIO)
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I don't know how to talk
to a girl. What do I do?
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Press the button and
get us out of here before
we die of embarrassment.
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(ZAPPING)
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Hey, we're high school aged
but why are we
dressed like this?
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(GRUNTING)
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(CRASHING)
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Oh, no, the remote is
all the way down the field.
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-(GASPS)
-(GROWLING)
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It appears we'll have to play
the game to get the remote.
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Great idea, Doc.
I'll call the play.
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Twenty-five, 47.
Red Omaha. Red Omaha.
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I'm Red Omaha. Yee-haw!
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Get out of here.
I'm calling a play here. Hike!
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(CLOVENHOOF SCREAMING)
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I did it. I got the remote
and I made a home run.
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No, it's a touchdown, Doc.
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Now push the button
so we can get back
to our actual age.
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(GRUNTING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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BUGS: Squeaks, now's not
the time to celebrate.
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We gotta get out of here.
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(GRUNTING)
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(PLAYERS GRUNTING)
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(ZAPPING)
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Oh, no, we're so old.
You zapped us into old age.
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-(SHOUTS) What?
- I said, I think you took us
to the wrong age.
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You took us too far in time.
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Mime? Why would I wanna
see a mime? I hate mimes.
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All the white faces
and the pretending
to be in a box
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and the fake wind blowing.
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Time, time. We went too far,
and we're too old.
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Oh, no, you don't.
My programs are on.
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It's my time to watch the TV.
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Doc, that's not a remote
for the TV.
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Squeaks, come on,
help me get the remote back.
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Hey, why are you
eating dinner?
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It's 3:30 in the afternoon.
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(CLOVENHOOF GRUNTING)
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Hey, Doc, get back here.
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I hadn't gotten my chocolate
pudding yet.
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-(GRUNTS)
- Pudding.
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I'm not ready
to be this old yet.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Must get pudding.
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(SQUEAKS)
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Pudding.
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Almost gotcha.
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Hey, you.
Don't hog the pudding.
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(GROANING) Pudding.
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(GRUNTING)
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En garde!
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Get your own pudding!
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Give me that remote. Bingo!
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It's time for bingo?
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No, it's time
to get us out of here.
(BEEPS)
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(ZAPPING)
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- We did it.
We're back to normal.
- Aw.
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Let's make sure
this doesn't happen again.
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(GLASS BREAKING)
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But what about me?
I'm still a baby.
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Well, two out of three
ain't bad.
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But I don't wanna be a baby.
(WAILING)
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Well, that's one way
to get in touch
with your inner child.
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PORKY: Boy, this is a very
important mission to Mars.
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ROBOT: You can say that again.
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We've got to deliver
this transmitter to
Martian soil.
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I gotta admit,
I'm a bit ner... (STAMMERS)
I'm anxious.
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Don't worry, sir. We have
clear skies for lift-off.
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(PANTS) Whew!
This small budget flight
to Hawaii is taking forever.
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Hey, that little puppy
ought to get me there faster.
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Well, here we go.
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Aloha!
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(CLANGING)
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- Thanks for taking my bags,
bellboy. Mahalo!
- Huh?
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So long, Earth.
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Hello... Ma... Ma...
(STAMMERS)
Outer space.
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-Aloha!
- Huh?
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Yeah, no peanuts,
just a pillow and a blanket,
please.
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Yeah, but this isn't
an airplane.
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It's a... (STAMMERS) A rocket!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(SNORING)
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(YAWNS)
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Slept through
the entire flight.
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Now, let's take a look
at those Hawaiian beaches.
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Did I miss
my connecting flight?
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Eeh, (STAMMERS) that's what
I was trying to tell you.
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This isn't an airplane,
it's a rocket ship.
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Now quit messing around
and activate
your gravity boots.
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Like this?
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(CRASHES)
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Hey, I'm floating. (WHOOPING)
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I'm flying. I'm a bird!
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Hey, get down from there
this minute.
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There's a protocol
we have to... (STAMMERS)
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Just get down!
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Boy, all this
aimless floating
is making me peckish.
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Order up.
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Stop,
you're ruining everything!
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Well, I know
when I'm not welcome.
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I'll just show myself out.
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Wait! Open that and we might
get sucked into space.
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(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GASPING)
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You know, you're right.
We opened that and we did
get sucked into space.
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Well, at least the mess
is cleaned up.
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(GASPS) The transmitter flew
out of the airlock.
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Well, I think it looks better
out there.
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But it's supposed to be
on Ma... (STAMMERS)
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On that little red planet.
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Oh, you're never gonna get it
all the way over there.
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Well, I've got to.
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(VOCALIZING THEME FROM
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY)
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00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,655
Got the transmitter, Mr. Duck.
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00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,992
Now, give it to me so I can
take it back to the ship.
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00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:15,453
Hey, let's play
piggy in the middle.
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Mr. Duck, stop it.
This is no time for games.
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(GASPS) Be careful with that.
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This is a multi-million dollar
piece of equipment.
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Really? This piece of junk
costs a million bucks?
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(SPUTTERING)
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(GRUNTS) I got it, I got it.
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Now, to float back
to the ship.
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(GASPS) My power cord.
(SCREAMS) Help!
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Don't worry, buddy.
I'll save ya.
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Just float right there.
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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Oh, no! (SCREAMING)
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Okay, Daffy, you can do this.
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No, probably not. Easy now.
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00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,501
Careful, careful.
188
00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:05,336
Careful.
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Careful.
190
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,050
(GRUNTING)
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Where'd I go?
192
00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,771
We're way off course.
Earth is all the way
over there,
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00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,481
and Mars is
all the way over there!
194
00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:28,985
Captain's log, stardate
189.2, carry the one.
195
00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:33,572
The pig has pointed out
that we're further from
our goal than anticipated.
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00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:37,326
Fortunately,
I'm an experienced
star captain.
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00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,870
And I know exactly what to do.
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00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:42,039
Panic!
199
00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,791
(SCREAMING)
200
00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:48,170
Quick. Which
one of these buttons
that takes us back to Earth?
201
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,423
Never mind.
I'll just press them all.
202
00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:56,512
We're going too fast.
We gotta... (STAMMERS)
Slow down!
203
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,514
Hands off, mister.
204
00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:01,017
We're going back to Earth.
205
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,227
No, we're not.
We're going to Mars.
206
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,729
- Earth.
- Mars.
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00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,647
DAFFY: Earth.
PORKY: Mars.
208
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,524
(BOTH REPEATING)
209
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,237
(EMERGENCY ALARM BLARING)
210
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,613
(BOTH SCREAMING)
211
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:29,378
Mission accom... (STAMMERS)
I did it.
212
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,714
So this is Mars, huh?
213
00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,675
Meh, I'm bored.
Well, back to Earth.
214
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,552
Thanks for nothing, Mars.
215
00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:40,348
Hey! You can't leave me here.
216
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,475
Uh... Huh.
217
00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,769
You know what? I'd rather be
all alone on Mars
218
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:47,313
than back on the ship
with that crazy duck.
219
00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:48,564
You can say that again.
220
00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:50,316
I guess I can handle
one alien.
221
00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,318
- You can say that again.
-(YELPS)
222
00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:53,569
You can say that again.
223
00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:54,779
(YELLS)
224
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,031
ALL: You can say that again.
225
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,616
(SCREAMING)
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00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,785
PORKY: Boy, it looks like
I'm in a real jam.
227
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,161
A space jam.
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