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[stuttering] Someone threw
this plant away?
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That's a perfectly good plant.
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Where am I gonna put it?
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Maybe there's more space
on the other side of the room.
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Under the arm
of Rutherford B. Hayes,
Mr. President.
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Move around my precious
dolphin figurine collection.
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And place our new friend
right here.
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- Oh, my dolphins! [screams]
-[bones crunching]
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My back!
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I have so much stuff in here
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I can't even turn around
without stubbing a hoof.
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Oh, I better sit down.
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Maybe doctor television
can numb my pain.
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-Hey there, pal.
Has the world got you down?
- Yes.
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-Do you feel like your life
is too cluttered?
- Yes.
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Are you wracked with pain?
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Yeah. I just pulled my back.
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Then, my friend,
you need a hot tub!
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[cheering]
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Daffy's Hot Tub Emporium
has a top-of-the-line hot tub
with your name on it.
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A hot tub? That'd fix
all this pain and clutter.
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[Daffy] Imagine sitting
in 450 gallons
of hydrated relaxation,
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whilst water jets massage away
all your aches and pains.
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That sounds like a dream.
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Then make it a reality.
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Call 555-Daffys-Hot-Tubs
and start relaxing today.
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Hello? One hot tub please.
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[door bell ringing]
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[stuttering]
Well, that was a quick...
You got here fast.
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Of course I did, chum.
I'm a one-man operation.
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So, where do you want it?
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That's the kitchen.
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[exclaims]
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That's my big box of boxes.
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[exclaims]
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And that's
my wood-carved statue
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of former President,
Rutherford B. Hayes.
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Mr. President.
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Well, despite
a clutter crib,
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I think
we can make this work.
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In fact, I think you should
put the hot tub right here.
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Do you think it'll fit?
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Hey, I can fit an elephant
into a shoe box.
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[elephant trumpeting]
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Now, before
I install anything
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there's a little matter
of some paperwork.
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If you can just
hold this for me, Rutherford.
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Just your standard contract.
Sign here.
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Congratulations,
you're the proud owner
of your very own mustang.
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[neighing]
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I thought I was signing papers
for a hot tub?
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Oops, wrong contract.
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I also sell mustangs.
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You gotta have
multiple income streams.
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Sorry, Liberace.
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- I think you'd best
wait in the car.
-[horse snorts]
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Here's the hot tub contract.
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Sign here and here.
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Sign by the "X," here.
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But I don't see an "X."
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Well then put an "X" there.
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And sign by that "X."
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Make a rhombus here,
initial it.
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Here, here, here.
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Here, here, here, here.
Here, here, and here.
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And don't forget
to write your tip.
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The tip?
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You haven't even
done anything yet.
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Well, I'll give you
a tip, then.
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Nobody wears
braided belts anymore.
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Get off of me.
Can I just have my hot tub?
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Of course. Right away.
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Hmm.
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Looks like I forgot a part.
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I'll just call
the home office.
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Home office? Daffy Duck here.
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I'm gonna need you
to run me out a knobby flange.
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Come on, there's nobody
on the other end
of that phone.
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Of course there is.
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Sorry, this joker thinks
I'm talking to no one.
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Who would talk
to an empty phone?
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Oh, I don't know,
certainly not me.
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So, do you need a five-inch
or a three-inch knobby flange?
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- What's the difference?
- Oh, about two inches.
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All right, wise guy.
Just tell me which one
goes into a Pig Pot 3000.
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Oh, you're gonna need
a five-inch.
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Let me go check in the back.
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[sighs] You just can't get
good help these days.
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Found one.
Last one in stock.
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Great. When can you
get it to me?
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Two to three business days.
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Perfect. I'll just wait here
until then.
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Two or three days?
Listen, you drain stuck,
you've gotta leave.
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Well, what do you know?
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A five-inch knobby flange.
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I had it the whole time.
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I don't want
a hot tub anymore.
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Sorry, buckaroo,
check the contract.
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No refunds or exchanges.
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It's right there
by the rhombus.
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Now, let's get back to work
and clear a little space.
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-[cheering]
-[screams]
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[exclaiming]
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You're destroying my house!
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You'll thank me later.
Now, hold this.
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[exclaiming]
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Okay, pal, you can
let that go now.
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-[objects crashing]
- My four-poster bed.
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My stained glass
lamp collection.
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My R&B 8-tracks,
my antique mustard jars.
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-[crashing continues]
- My glass fondue pot! [grunts]
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-[exclaims]
So much destruction.
-[groaning]
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Better put my tape measure
away before it gets damaged.
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Look at my house!
Everything's ruined except
Rutherford B. Hayes
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and my glass
dolphin collection.
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I can take care
of that for you.
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Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!
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My... My dolphin figurines!
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[groans]
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Mr. President.
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My house... My belongings...
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Everything's gone.
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[cackling]
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Oh, I thought I needed
all this stuff.
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All I needed was this mud.
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This glorious...
This spectacular mud.
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Freedom!
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-[Porky cackling]
- That's Daffy's Hot Tub
Emporium, folks.
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Just call 555-Daffys-Hot-Tubs,
and start relaxing today.
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You'll be happier
than a pig in the mud.
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[Porky laughing]
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Hello? One hot tub, please.
[chuckles]
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[sighs] Squeaks,
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I gotta hand it to you.
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Your pizza business
is really taking off.
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But I do think you should
hire a delivery guy.
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-[muscles stretching]
-[groans] Cause I'm exhausted.
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[squeaking]
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Yeah, just sit there.
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I'll do all the work
like I have been all day.
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Pizza delivery
for Mrs. Cougar.
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"Mrs."? [chuckling]
It's just "Miss."
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And aren't you a cute,
little tender rabbit.
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Wait, what?
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Oh my, your big strong arms
must be exhausted and juicy
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from carrying those boxes.
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[purrs]
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Actually, I am pretty tired.
We've been working
all day and...
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Come inside
and let me pamper you.
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Pamper me...
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Now that I can't resist.
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[squeaks] Hey,
what are you doing there?
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[squeaking angrily]
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When was the last time
you let someone take
care of you?
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Seems to me that
you're always taking care
of others.
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Please, come inside.
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And I'll take care
of you, all right.
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Huh?
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Let's get some food
in that belly.
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- Carrot dip?
- Wow! No one has ever
been so attentive to my needs.
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No need to be polite. Dig in.
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Chew, chew, chew.
Swallow, swallow, swallow.
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Nobody likes
a chunky stuffing.
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[gulps] What?
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You're all skin and bone.
We need to fatten you up.
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Let me make you a sandwich.
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Yeah. Pulling those pizzas,
you sure work up an appetite.
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It's my pleasure.
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Because I have an appetite
for taking care of you.
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Here's your sandwich.
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-[tuts]
-[chomping]
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[growling] I think
you need to relax, too.
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Care to have a seat
in the hot tub?
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I should probably
get back to Squeaks.
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It'll really loosen up
those muscles.
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A hot tub sure does
sound relaxing.
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-[bubbling]
-[groaning and gasping]
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-[hissing]
- Ow!
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Ah...
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Gee, this is
one strange hot tub.
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Well, it's Swedish.
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Boy, this feels real nice.
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That's it.
Just lie in the tub
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until you're tender enough
to eat.
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- Excuse me?
- Uh...
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Having you here
is such a treat.
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[laughing] Here, let me
chop up some carrots for you.
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So, if you get hungry,
you can just pick up
a floating snack.
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Thanks.
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Now, just relax and
simmer for 15 minutes.
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And I'll check on you shortly.
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[Squeaks knocking
and shouting]
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[squeaking]
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-[mimics chewing]
- What? Trying to eat me?
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[squeaking]
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You're right,
this isn't a hot tub.
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It's a pot! [screams]
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Oh, man, she was clearly
trying to eat me.
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Gee, it was so obvious.
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I mean she fed me
delicious food.
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And fixed up that nice
hot tub for me.
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It sure was nice to be
pampered like that.
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-[sighs]
-[screams]
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[squeaking]
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[chittering]
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[steam hissing]
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Squeaks, you're letting
all the steam out.
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[squeaking]
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[chittering]
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Aw, sheesh,
you're right, Squeaks.
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I wasn't thinking.
Let's get out of here.
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It's like I knew she was
trying to eat me,
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but I couldn't resist
being pampered.
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Chalk it up to a lack
in judgment and
a love of hot tubs.
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And saunas and sandwiches.
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And floating snacks.
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[squeaking]
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Boy, it sure is nice
to be pampered like that.
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[exclaims, sighs]
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[exclaiming]
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Where is he?
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There you are.
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[clears throat]
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Would you care
for some more pampering?
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Yes, please...
226
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Why don't you hop
right up on here
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and let me
give you a massage.
228
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Oh, that'd be fantastic.
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Ooh. That feels great.
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What kind of massage is this?
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Oh, it's a dry rub.
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00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,560
And this is one of those
seaweed wraps.
233
00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:06,063
Oh, yeah, I hear
they're great for your skin.
234
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:09,317
Oh, yes, it's mouth-watering.
235
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,652
Wait, did you say
"mouth-watering"?
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00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,487
- Did I?
- Yipes!
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00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,241
Not so fast.
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00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,409
[grunts]
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-[roaring]
-[yelps] Mrs. Cougar,
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I think you're trying
to digest me.
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00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,542
It's "Miss" and I am.
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00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,211
[cheers triumphantly]
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-[clangs]
-[grunts]
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[growls]
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00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,425
[slurps and sniffs]
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[chomping]
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Oh, man.
She is not a pretty eater.
248
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I had no idea your pizza
was this delicious.
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More, more, more,
more. [panting]
250
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,105
Well, Squeaks,
let's get to making pizza.
251
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,066
There's one slice left.
252
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,735
- Oh... I... I shouldn't.
- Come on.
253
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,236
Pamper yourself.
254
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,655
-[chomps]
-[Bugs] Just the pizza.
255
00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:58,824
Sorry.
256
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,201
What can I say?
257
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:03,037
It's hard to teach
an old cougar new tricks.
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