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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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PORKY: This road trip is gonna
be fantas...fantas...
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(STAMMERING)
It's gonna be great.
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Time to get this show
on the road.
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(RV BEEPING)
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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(GASPS)
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(SHRIEKS)
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Oh, no.
(STAMMERING) Not again!
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Oh, woe is me.
My limbs are broken.
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My beak is strained!
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My credit score is terrible!
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I'm gonna sue the pants
off of you
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or whatever you've got
going on downstairs.
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Oh, no! (STAMMERING)
What should I do?
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I'd get me in the RV.
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- Right.
- Nurse me back to health.
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(STAMMERING) Now, don't worry.
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I'll have you feeling
better in no time.
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I'll make you
a comfy little bed
in this box.
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Huh?
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- Uh, wake up, Mr. Duck.
-(MUMBLES)
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Sleeping. Come back later.
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(STAMMERING)
Come on, Mr. Duck.
That's my bed!
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Your bed is over here.
This is where you belong.
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What? All right,
no more messing around.
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Stay put, Duck.
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Not again!
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This is my bed.
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This is yours.
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(PANTING) Oh, forget it.
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-(ENGINE STARTING)
- Hmm? (STAMMERING) What
are you doing up here?
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The only one who should be
driving this RV is...
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(STAMMERS) Me...
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- Porky Pig!
- Never heard of him, chum.
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Just sit back and relax,
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and enjoy the sounds
of this soothing mixtape.
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(STAMMERING) "Relax"?
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-(SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING)
- I'm not gonna relax
until you... Oh!
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Is that smooth jazz?
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(STAMMERING)
Now, listen... Oh!
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Listen to that sweet,
sweet groove.
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(STAMMERING)
I should be drive... (SNORES)
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-(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
-(GASPS)
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- Woo-hoo!
-(STAMMERING) Watch out
for that chicken coop!
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Watch out for
that hot dog stand!
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Watch out for that
water balloon factory!
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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Ooh! Ooh!
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(STAMMERING) Gently put it
in reverse and back up...
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...very slowly.
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(SEAT WHIRRING)
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Not back up the seat!
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-(STAMMERING) Back up the RV.
- Back of the RV?
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Don't mind if I do! Woo-hoo!
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Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
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- Woo-hoo!
-(PINBALL MACHINE SOUNDS)
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Phew! (STAMMERING)
That was close. We had
too much weight up front.
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I mean, even a single
bowling ball might have
sent us...
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Hey, Piggy!
Watch me make a strike!
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No! Huh?
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Huh. (STAMMERING)
I guess I was wrong.
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Why do you got
so many bowling balls, anyhow?
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I like to have a spare?
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Whatever happens next,
we all deserve it.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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DAFFY: Yoink!
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Why'd you stop?
I was finally having fun.
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(STAMMERING) I've had enough
of your shenanigans.
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You're gonna get
what's coming to ya.
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OFFICER: Excuse me, gentlemen.
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You're parked
on a train trestle.
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Is everything okay?
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(STAMMERING)
Oh, yes, sir, Officer.
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Just pulled over so I could,
uh, give my baby here
some snuggles and cuddles.
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-"Baby"?
- Now, now, baby.
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-(CHUCKLES) Don't fuss.
- He is so cute!
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I'm still hungry, Daddy.
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(STAMMERING)
He's a growing boy.
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Certainly is nice to see
a father be so generous
with his son.
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He ate everything
except for the one donut!
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Don't mind if I do.
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Just be safe out there.
Next time, stay on the road?
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- Boy, she was nice!
- You! You ate all my food!
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Whoa, you seem pretty hot.
You need to cool off, pal.
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Why not take a cold shower?
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The joke is
I put him in the toilet.
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Woo-hoo!
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(PORKY SCREAMING)
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(PANTING)
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- All right, Mr. Duck.
You're gonna be so...
-(SPLASHING)
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-(SCREAMS)
-(THUDS)
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(PANTING)
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(SPLASHING)
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-(SCREAMS)
-(THUDS)
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I could do this all day.
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Huh? Whoa!
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You snuck up on me there.
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Hey, we're okay. We're okay.
No hard feelings, right?
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(DAFFY GRUNTING)
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DAFFY: Woo-hoo!
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- There. (STAMMERING)
That oughta hold ya.
- Oh, please.
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This is the lousiest job
of tying someone up
I've ever seen.
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You think you can do better?
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With one hand tied
behind my back,
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which it is. Just do as I say.
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Loop that end through there,
now pull that end taut.
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Tighten the loose end.
Okay, over there.
Put that around,
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and back through, again.
There. Over. Up. Down.
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Around. Back. Through. Again.
Back through again.
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Over. Under. In. Out. Up.
Down. Over. And voila!
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This pig's been hogtied!
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(STAMMERING) I can't wait
for this trip to be over.
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Over? It hasn't even started!
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(STAMMERING)
What do you mean
it hasn't even started?
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Thanks again, Rebecca.
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- Can I put this on my resume?
- You know, I wouldn't.
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(STAMMERING) Huh? You mean
we haven't even left yet?
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Well, we had to take
a test drive, silly.
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Now sit back and enjoy
the sounds of
this soothing mixtape.
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-(STAMMERING)
Now, listen here. I...
-(SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING)
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Oh! Is that smooth jazz?
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Mmm. That is one sweet groove.
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(RUMBLING, BUZZING)
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BUGS: What the...
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(SHRIEKS)
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
(QUIETLY) Timber.
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-(CHAINSAW RATTLING)
-(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Hey, you hipster, what gives?
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You nearly flattened me
with all those trees.
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(IN THICK FRENCH ACCENT)
Of course I did!
I'm Blacque Jacque Shellacque,
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the lumberjack!
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And I'm cutting down
all the trees in the forest!
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You can't
cut down these trees!
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There are squirrels
with really high voices
that live up there.
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(SQUEAKING ANGRILY)
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-(SQUEAKS YELLS)
- Your high-pitched friend
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is squeaking up
the wrong tree.
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These trees are mine.
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I'm going to turn them
into toothpicks to get
the food out of my teeth!
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Look, shark, I'm not gonna
let you get away with this.
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Nobody speaks like that
to Blacque Jacque Shellacque!
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I'm not nobody!
I'm Bugs Bunny, doc.
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Well, Mr. Bugs Bunny Doc,
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now you must face me
in a lumberjack challenge!
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Yes, now I must!
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What's a lumberjack challenge?
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It is a competition
between lumberjacks.
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You win, I leave the forest.
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But if I win, I will
cut down every single tree
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so there will not be
a forest to live!
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The first challenge
is the wood chop!
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Whoever splits the wood
in the fewest chops wins!
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Un, deux, trois.
Trois chops! Beat that.
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Trois chops. No prob.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoops!
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Ah, well, whaddaya know?
One chop.
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Was luck of beginner.
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Any little dweeb can cut wood.
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But I can cut anything!
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Really? Anything?
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- Can you cut this bed?
-Oui!
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- How about this refrigerator?
-Oui.
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How about these rare
commemorative plates
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featuring the
Stanley Cup-winning
Montreal Canadiens?
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Oui! Oui! Oui!
Wait a minute.
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I have rare,
commemorative plates
of the Montreal Canadiens.
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Yeah, all of this is yours.
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I got it from your cabin.
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(SOBBING) Oh, no, no, no!
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Oh, no, no, no!
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Aw. I sure do hate
to see a grown lumberjack cry.
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What's next,
pressing wild flowers?
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Double Dutch? Jumping Jacques?
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The poutine
and maple syrup guzzle.
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Only a true lumberjack
can eat a lumberjack
breakfast like moi!
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Oh, yeah?
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Ooh, viscous!
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(COUGHS)
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Your turn.
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Oh, no, I'm not eating that.
I forfeit.
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Yep, looks like we both lost.
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I lost the challenge,
and you lost your pants.
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All right, rabbit.
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We are tied, one to one.
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Let's see you beat me
in log rolling!
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- Gee, doc, that sounds hard.
- Oh, it is.
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- Whoever stays on the log
the longest is the winner.
- All right.
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Don't start spinning
until you heard the word "go".
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- Got it?
- Got it.
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- Ready, set...
- Go!
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Hey, no fair!
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You went too early!
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But I heard the word "go".
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That is because you said it!
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I'm supposed to say it!
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Don't start spinning
until I say "go".
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- You did it again!
- You said the word "go".
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I was explaining the rules!
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What's the difference?
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You need the rule
so you know when to go.
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Okay! New rule!
I will say
"Un, deux, trois,"
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and then we begin.
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- Okay.
-Un, deux, trois...
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What are you doing?
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I heard "Un, deux, trois..."
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But I didn't say "go..."
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Un, deux, trois, go!
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(ROARING)
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(YELLS)
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Boy, Squeaks, that cave
really amplifies your voice.
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(GROWLS SQUEAKILY)
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Log rolling was a draw.
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We're still tied, one to one.
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That makes tree climbing
the final challenge.
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Whoever wins this
wins the forest.
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And I will win!
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I will be the,
how do you say, "The victor"?
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Actually, in this country,
it's pronounced "loser."
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Fine! Then I will
be the loser!
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Ha-ha! Climb, Jacque.
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Climb like the loser you are!
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Hee-hee! What a Luddite.
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(SPEAKING FRENCH)
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(AIR HORN BLARING)
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Celine Dion! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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(GRUNTS) Oh! I surrender!
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I have just one more challenge
for you before you go.
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Hey, Jacque, did you finish
putting the forest back?
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I'm tired of this! I quit!
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You hear that, Squeaks?
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(ROARS SQUEAKILY)
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(WHIMPERING)
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He really is
a Blacque Jacque
of all trades,
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but a master of none.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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