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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(STUTTERING) The forceps.
-(BEEPING)
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Scalpel.
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(STUTTERING) The sponge.
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Uh-oh. Oh, boy.
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(STUTTERING) This sandwich
is gonna be delicious.
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ELLIOT: Pig!
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I thought I told you to stop
usin' surgical tools
to make your lunch.
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You're an orderly.
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(DAFFY IMITATING
AMBULANCE SIREN)
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Go unload the patients
from that ambulance outside.
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Actually, it's not
an ambulance.
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It's that crazy duck.
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He's been hangin'
around this hospital
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and mimicking
a bunch of different sounds.
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That's a duck?
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Yeah, he's a real pain
in the... (STUTTERING)
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A real nuisance.
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Then your new job is
to get that duck outta here.
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Sure, boss.
(STUTTERING) Right after
I finish up my lunch.
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Now!
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(GRUNTING)
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Try the door.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(IMITATING SIREN)
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Hey, duck!
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(STUTTERING) Stop that.
It's bothering everyone.
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Oh, my. That's a lot of people
to bother. Pardon me.
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Leave the parking lot.
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Of course.
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I'll get out of here
right this instant.
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Well, (STUTTERING)
that takes care of that.
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He won't bother anyone
(STUTTERING) now that
he's left the parking lot
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and gone into the hospital.
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(GASPING) Gone into
the hospital!
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(GRUNTS)
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(STUTTERING) What the...
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(STUTTERING)
This is ridiculous.
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Go ahead and try.
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What? You opened up
for that old
(STUTTERING) biddy.
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Oh, come on.
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(GROANING)
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You're not gonna close again,
are you, doors?
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DAFFY: No, of course not.
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I just...
(STUTTERING) I just need
to get in.
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No more closing, Porky.
You can trust me.
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Finally. Thanks.
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(GROANING)
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Oh, my goodness.
You are smashed.
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You need immediate
medical attention.
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(GRUNTING)
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Just a few quick tests.
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Now, this is gonna be
a bit more invasive
than you're used to.
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- But I'm not a patient.
- That's okay. I'm not
a doctor.
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First, let's check
your blood pressure.
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How is it?
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Explosive.
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- Now, let's test
your reflexes.
-(GROANS)
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Oh, no. The patient's
flatlining! Get the paddles!
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That was fun.
Get the defibrillator!
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This won't hurt a bit.
Clear!
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(GRUNTING)
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See? I didn't feel a thing.
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Now, let's get
you comfortable.
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Sheesh! How's this thing work?
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Gotta be a doctor
to understand it.
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(GROANS)
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(PORKY SCREAMING)
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(CRASHING)
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Gotta go.
Late for my tea time.
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(SLURPING)
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Ah.
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Whoo-hoo!
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(SCREAMS)
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- Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
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-(BABIES CRYING)
- Whoo-hoo!
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Hey...
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- Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
-(PORKY SCREAMING)
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(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
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Makes you think.
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Certainly gives
you perspective.
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-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- DAFFY: I'm over it!
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-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
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(GASPS) Oh, boy.
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(STUTTERING) Now what
do we do?
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Well, I don't know about you,
but I can fly.
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-(SCREAMING)
-(FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS) An open window.
(STUTTERING)
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(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(STRAINING)
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Open this window
and open it now!
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(MUFFLED) What?
I can't understand you.
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(STUTTERING) I need you
to open this window now.
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I'm sorry. All I hear is,
"Blah, blah, blah."
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I think it's this window
between us.
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Open this window now!
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- I'm waiting.
- I've got an idea.
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If I open this window,
then I'll be able to hear you.
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(STUTTERING) That's what
I was trying to tell you.
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I know. I heard
every word you said.
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(PORKY SCREAMING)
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Gotcha, chum.
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(STUTTERING) Put me...
Put me...
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- Let go!
- Suit yourself.
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(CRASHING)
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-(SIZZLING)
-(GRUNTING)
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Hot dogs!
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Whoops. Looked like
we burned your buns.
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Let's cool 'em off.
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(SCREAMING)
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-(SIZZLING)
-(SCREAMING)
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Wow! You really struck
while the iron was hot.
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At least you don't waffle
on the issues.
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(GRUNTS)
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(STUTTERING)
(IMITATING SIREN)
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Porky! Is that you
making that noise?
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(IMITATING SIREN CONTINUES)
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Heavens to Betsy!
This pig needs help.
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We gotta get you
to the hospital. Stat.
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Whoo-hoo!
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- Hang on, bub.
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)
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(AMBULANCE CRASHING)
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-(MONITORS BEEPING)
-(GROANING)
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(GASPS)
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(STUTTERING) Just
one more cast and you'll be
on the road to recovery.
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One more? What kind
of sick treatment is this?
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(STUTTERING) It's
the silent treatment.
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(GRUNTING)
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I knew I should have made
that left turn at Albuquerque.
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Because this is definitely
not the beach.
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-(SCREAMS)
- Ow!
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
- ALL: Oh, Viktor, we love you.
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Splendid competition.
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- Ball boy, present the trophy.
-(BELL RINGING)
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Yes, I won Simbledon!
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Now, it's time to give myself
a congratulatory kiss.
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- ALL: Oh...
-(SMOOCHING)
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Hey, bub. What's the big idea?
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Hmph. Big idea?
This is Simbledon,
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the world's greatest
tennis championship.
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And you just ruined my moment!
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Ahhh!
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- Simbledon?
- That's right. Simbledon.
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And I am Viktor,
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the greatest tennis player
of all time.
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- I lob,
-(GRUNTS)
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- I volley,
-(GRUNTS)
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and everyone looks at me.
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Well, you haven't
beaten me yet.
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It's too late.
I've already won
the championship.
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My trophy!
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QUEEN: Well, I'd like
to see more.
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You can't win the trophy
until you beat the rabbit.
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What, what? A rabbit
competing at Simbledon?
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Quiet, Reginald!
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I'm the Queen
and you're the Prince.
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But he's never even
played tennis before.
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I played a little badminton.
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But he's not even wearing
the regulation white uniform.
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Ah. Not a problem.
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Excuse me, may I borrow this?
Thank you.
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-(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
- Oh, I like it.
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It really shows off my legs.
What the...
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
- Thank you, thank you.
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You're welcome
for my presence.
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Hey, I wasn't ready.
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I don't even have
my racket yet.
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Well, it counted.
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Now, you're playing
with the big boys.
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- VIKTOR: Are you ready?
- Now I am.
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-(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- This is going to be too easy.
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(GRUNTS) Thank you.
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I am jealous of you
being able to watch...
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(GROANS) Huh?
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Thank you, thank you.
It was nothing.
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No one humiliates Viktor.
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Grunt!
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Grunt!
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Did I capture your likeness?
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(GROANING)
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(DINGS)
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ALL: Oh, no.
Viktor lost a set!
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I won! Wow, that was easy.
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No, you only won
the first set.
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First out of five.
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And now it's my turn to serve.
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- Oh, you're serving. Great.
-(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Uh, let's see.
I'll have eggs over easy
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with a side of hash browns
and wheat toast.
And make it snappy.
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-(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
- Yes, sir.
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Order up!
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Can I get
a little more coffee?
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A little ketchup for the eggs?
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More butter, more salt.
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The new fork, an old fork.
Some creamer.
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A steak knife,
a Swiss Army Knife.
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Lobster bib, crab fork.
Fresh ground pepper.
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(PANTING) I'm tired
of serving.
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(PANTING) You serve me now.
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Order up.
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Lingonberries... (GRUNTS)
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Gross. Oh, actually...
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Tastes pretty good.
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Grunt!
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Halt! Ball boy, let's go.
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(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Another ball!
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(GRUNTING)
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Ahhh! Winter solstice!
This is not a tennis ball.
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Throw me a real ball.
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(GRUNTS)
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No, I mean a... (GRUNTS)
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Tennis ball.
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(DINGS)
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BOTH: Oh, no!
He's down two sets!
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Way to go, Bugs!
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All right, Mr. Bunny.
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Time to end this
little love fest.
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Good luck
returning these, rabbit.
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-(LAUGHING EVILLY)
-(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Huh? What?
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(DINGS)
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Match point?
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BOTH: Go, Bugs!
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I can't lose this,
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or else the rabbit wins
the whole kit and caboodle.
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- Dig down deep, Viktor.
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Tap into your inner rage.
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Remember when Daddy ate
all your birthday cake?
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(SCREAMS) Grunt!
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Uh-oh.
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That ball looks like it's
headed all the way to China.
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- Is that legal?
- I'll allow it.
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-(WHISTLING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Follow that ball.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(THANKING IN MANDARIN)
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-(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
-(IN ENGLISH)
Three... Two... One...
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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No!
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,602
(DINGS)
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00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:48,105
ALL: (CHANTING) Bugs wins!
Bugs wins! Bugs...
250
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,940
ALL: We love Bugs!
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00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:53,235
-(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
- No, my trophy!
252
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,613
A trophy? I thought
it was a toilet.
253
00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:58,074
No, it's a trophy.
And it's mine.
254
00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:02,203
Here, take it.
Tennis is more of a hobby
for me anyway.
255
00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:04,413
Ow! My trophy!
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