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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Going down the rabbit hole
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♪ Where we're going no one knows
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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
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BUGS: Oh, come on!
I want those Carrot Chips!
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(VENDING MACHINE WHIRRING)
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Sheesh! This machine keeps
giving my greenback back.
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The smart thing to do
would be just to walk away.
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-(VENDING MACHINE WHIRRING)
-Finally made it to Cairo!
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Once I discover the long lost
medallion to the Pharaoh,
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everyone will know the name,
Yosemite Sam!
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First, I'll need
to find a lackey.
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BUGS: I can do this all day
if you can.
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(LAUGHS) It's like
taking a fish from a baby.
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I can't believe I've been
at this for over an hour.
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Well, howdy, partner?
How would like to join me,
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a world famous adventurer
on an expedition?
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-No thanks. I'm in the middle
of something important.
-(WHIP LASHES)
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I wasn't asking,
you pea-brain pariah.
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-By the way,
I'll take that dollar.
-Hey!
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-Here we are...
-(BUGS PANTING)
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...at the lost temple of
King Nothing-in-Common.
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Oh, here.
Let me help you with that.
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-(GRUNTING)
-Just put the rest
of that stuff anywhere.
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-(BUGS GROANING)
-Come on, rabbit.
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We're a-burning daylight.
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Never trust a cowboy
with a get-rich quick scheme.
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SAM: Sure is
powerful dark in here.
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BUGS: Yeah, and I think I feel
something crawling on my back.
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I, I better turn
on the lights.
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Hey there, little fella.
Off you go.
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SAM: Are there
any spiders on me?
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Nah, you're good.
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All right, rabbit.
You're-a gonna get me through
all the temple trails,
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so that I can
get my medallion.
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First stop, the Chamber
of Forbidden Football.
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Legend has it that each room
is riddled with booby traps.
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So, you first, rabbit.
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All right, Doc,
no need to get so pushy.
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Hurry, scurry had a worry,
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no one like a chicken curry.
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Stuck a finger in the pot,
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chicken curry way too hot.
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(LAUGHS) Hey, I did it.
Now you try.
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Uh, all right.
Hurry, scurry...
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Had a worry...
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Mary had a little lamb...
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His porridge in the pot...
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-Little Jack Horner sat...
-Ooh!
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-Hickory-dickory-dock...
-(THUDDING)
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I don't see what was
so fun about that.
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You weren't kiddin', Doc.
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This place is rife
with treachery.
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Why do you think
I dragged you along?
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I'll give you a hint,
it wasn't for the company.
(LAUGHS)
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-(ROCK SCRAPING)
-Uh-oh!
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Run for your life!
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Cris avoided.
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I'm no rocket surgeon,
but that doesn't seem
physically possible.
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What do you think
them hieroglyphics say?
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They say, "In order
to enter the Pharaoh's tomb,
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"you must cross
the chamber of noxious doom."
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I've gone first
the last few times, so...
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Not a chance,
you dim-witted donkey.
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Time for you to face the fire.
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I like it. It's all
in the timing. Now watch me.
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One, two, three...
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Jump, land, duck, roll.
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Jump through the hoop,
land, jump,
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drop, roll, one, two, three...
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Jump, duck, land and voila!
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Got it, Sam? Simple, right?
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(FLAMES BLAZING)
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(GROANS) Who am I kidding?
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Well, there she is.
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The cursed coin of
We-Have-Nothing-in-Common.
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BUGS: Cursed?
You never said it was cursed.
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What difference does it make?
It's gonna make me
rich and famous.
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Well, fair enough, Doc.
I know how this goes,
me first again.
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Hold it right there, rabbit!
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I didn't come this far so as
you could steal my treasure.
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Dumb bunny
probably spend it all on
carrot chips or something.
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My Confederate penny.
These things are worthless
now, but he don't know that.
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(SHUDDERING)
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Phew! Tense, wasn't it?
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(RATTLING)
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Wait, Pharaoh Faucet!
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(GRUFF VOICE) You have
desecrated a... (COUGHS)
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(NORMAL VOICE) The spirit of
We-Have-Nothing-in-Common.
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-(GROWLS)
-What?
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMING) The curse is true!
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Hey, my carrot!
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SAM: Hey,
don't leave me behind.
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-(GROWLING)
-My coin!
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The treasure!
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(SAM SCREAMING)
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Well, I guess I won't be
hearing from him anytime soon.
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Hey! Would you look at that?
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It's that same
vending machine.
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Well, I do have that
funny-looking coin
from that temple.
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I'll give this a shot.
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(VENDING MACHINE WHIRRING)
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What? Come on! (GRUNTING)
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Oh! Sam was right!
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(SOBBING)
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This coin is cursed!
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-(CARROT CHIPS FALLS)
-Huh?
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Maybe I was wrong...
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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(CAWING)
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Ah! Another beautiful day.
(YAWNS)
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Huh?
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What the... Whoa!
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Well, this is a foist.
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My newspaper is delivering me.
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(MACHINERY WHIRRING)
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(CAMERAS CLICKING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(COUGHS)
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MALE AUTOMATED VOICE:Welcome, Bugs Bunny,
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to the home of Wile E. Coyote.
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-(MACHINE BEEPING)-Please place your paw on the screen...
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...and Wile E. Coyote will be notified.
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Oh, Bugs!
What a pleasant surprise.
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Allow me to introduce
my acme smart house.
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This house is fully automated.
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I programmed it to perform
every menial task
you can think of,
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so I don't have
to lift a finger.
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Follow me, ferret.
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I do believe
you'll be blown away.
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Ew! You ain't kiddin'.
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Smart Flooring,
Smart Thermostat,
Smart Lighter Rays,
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Smart Escalators,
Smart Carpet Cleaners,
Smart Sound Systems,
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Smart Baby Changers,
Smart Pillow Fluffers,
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Smart PB and J Spreader!
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Oh, Smart kitchen,
we have a guest.
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Stroopwafel.
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Mmm!
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This just doesn't seem...
(GULPS) ...very healthy to me.
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Healthy-smealthy,
I don't have to
take care of myself.
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My Smart House does it for me.
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Does it trim
your toe nails too?
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Oh, does it ever!
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The Claw-Be-Gone 8000,
patent pending,
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runs off the unique 80 HD
retroblading current
in this very house.
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-I just plug it in.
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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-(POWER TURNS OFF)
-(CLATTERING)
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No! I succumb
to the force of gravity
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and I can't regain
my equilibrium.
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Looks like your
Not-So-Smart-House
let you down.
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-Now let me give you a hand.
-(GRUNTING)
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-What happened?
-I don't know,
the power's out.
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What? (SHIVERING)
I'm cold, I'm hungry.
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I'm terrified!
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What good is technology
without electricity?
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Don't worry, Wile E.
I'll help you
get through this.
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I'll make you a nice cup
of Joe that'll calm you down.
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No, no, I'll do it.
I'm not a complete nincompoop.
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Eh, it's really no trouble.
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I prefer my coffee
free of hair.
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Now, Hot-whippy, let's see.
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I'll have a double espresso-
half soy-gluten-free,
pumpkin-spiced latte.
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Hold the whip, please.
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(GROANING ANGRILY)
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(PANTS)
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If you're thirsty,
have this water.
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Ah! Delicious.
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A spectacular bouquet.
Is it mineral water?
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Au contraire, it's eau de toilette.
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Most folks don't know,
you can use the water when
your pipe's for emergency.
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-(COUGHING)
-What? I'm trying
to help here.
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I just can't function
without electricity.
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Nothing is turned on!
I need buttons to press.
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Screens to watch,
electronic stimulation.
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-(SOBBING)
-Well, I don't know
about that.
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But maybe a little
old-fashioned entertainment
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will keep
your mind off things.
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-Entertainment?
-Yeah, like charades.
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-No... Na-uh.
-Ski ball?
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-Boggle?
-How childish.
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-Hide and Seek?
-Really?
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Chess?
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Ah! Chess!
The ultimate game of strategy.
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A tool of wits
in its most primal form.
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There will be no
internet search to
help you strategize.
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No downloadable app
at your disposal.
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Where one's ability to use
their intellect to overpower
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and outlast their opponent
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is at once a dazzling show
of wisdom
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and a display
of clever foresight.
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-Checkmate.
-But...
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Did you... (GRUNTING)
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-(STOMACH GRUMBLING)
-I'm famished.
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Let me guess.
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BOTH: Automated.
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Wait! (SNIFFING)
Do you smell that?
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I smell something,
something tasty.
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It's over here. No, wait.
It's over there.
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-Ah, another piece
of Camembert, Birdie?
-Sure, sure.
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(SCREAMS)
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A-ha! Looks like I got ya!
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(WINCING) I never thought
I'd actually have to do this.
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(SCREAMS) Ow!
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WILE: Get him!
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I'm starving.
I could eat a... Wait...
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You're free range and
organically grown, aren't you?
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No, no, no, hold on, bub.
I don't like
where you're going with this.
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(EVIL LAUGHTER)
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You... (GULPS)
You okay, Wile E.?
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(HOWLS)
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(GRUNTING)
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BUGS: It's getting a littleCoyote Ugly in here.
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(WILE GRUNTING)
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-Wile E, you might wanna
save some of your energy.
-Huh?
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-Grab on! My arms!
-(STRUGGLING)
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Not my gloves!
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(GRUNTING)
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Are you okay?
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Don't worry about me.
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I only broke my insides.
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00:10:37,272 --> 00:10:40,574
Hey, I found your problem.
It's just a circuit breakout.
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Well, always happy to help.
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00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:44,612
You know, this so-called
Smart House is kind of a mess.
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This place could use some good
old-fashioned elbow grease.
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(GASPS) My Smart House!
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It's completely ruined!
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-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-What good is electricity
without technology?
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I don't know about
Smart Houses,
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but what we really need,
a smarter coyote.
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♪ Going down the rabbit hole
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♪ Where we're going no one knows
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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
235
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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
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