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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Going down that rabbit hole
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♪ Where we going no one knows
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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
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-(THUDS)
-(GRUNTS)
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Oh, this wasn't here
the last
time I popped through.
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How nice!
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Someone put a swimming pool
for us weary travelers
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to relax and cool off.
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(SPLASH)
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Welcome to the grand opening
of the Briarwood Resort,
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my finest hotel yet.
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(CROWD APPLAUDS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Now it's time to break it in.
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-Welcome... (GRUNTS)
-(CROWD CHATTERS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Leslie, I need you
to stay here and keep an eye
on the grounds,
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especially the new
multimillion-dollar fountain.
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But I'm the vice president
of the hotel.
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Shouldn't I come
to the opening party?
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Leslie, you're not
on the Board of Trustees.
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Yes, right as always, Bernie.
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-But I...
-Please, call me
Mr. Briarwood.
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Yes, Mr. Briarwood...
(GRUMBLES)
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-Oh, and Leslie...
-Yes?
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Remember the inaugural
fountain display
at 4:00 p.m. today.
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Yes, of course, I wouldn't...
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Miss it.
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Ten years in business school
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to guard a fountain!
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(IN A SING-SONG VOICE)
Singing in the bathtub,
eating lots of cheese...
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Excuse me, might I have
a word with you?
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-Sure, what's up, Doc?
-(EXCLAIMS) Ha! Got you!
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-Fountain vermin!
-Vermin?
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Fountain? What are you
talking about?
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It's my job
to protect this fountain
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from scum like you.
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-Scum?
-And as soon as Mr. Briarwood
witnesses my dedication,
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the key to
the executive washroom
will be mine.
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Look, I didn't realize
this was a fountain.
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So, I'll just be on my way.
Fountains are full
of bacteria, you know.
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(EXCLAIMS) Oh, you're not
getting off that easily.
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You're coming with me.
Now, get in the net, big ears.
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Sure thing, Doc.
Since you asked so politely.
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(SCREAMS)
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(GROANS)
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Come on. Contact.
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-Are you ready?
-But I...
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It's your time
to swim the butterfly.
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(SCREAMS)
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-(EXCLAIMS)
-Uh, no time
for messing around now.
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-We have a race to finish.
Here, put this on.
-Oh!
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And this, and this.
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Now get out of here.
You're our clutch,
the team is counting on you.
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(BUBBLING)
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(GRUMBLES)
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Where did that rabbit go?
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-He had me call him a cab.
-Then call me a cab!
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Okay. You're a cab.
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No! I meant, call me a taxi.
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Okay. You're a taxi.
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Tell me we're not gonna
do this right now.
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-We're not gonna do this
right now.
-Great.
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Then just call me
a cab, please.
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-You're a cab, please.
-Oh! Come on!
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Just get me a taxi!
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Sorry, I'm on break.
Call yourself a taxi.
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Fine, I'm a taxi.
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With the whistle, genius.
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Yeah, of course!
How foolish of me. (BLOWS)
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This thing is busted. (BLOWS)
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(DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE)
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(DOGS BARK)
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Huh?
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Back off! (SHOUTING)
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(DOGS BARKING)
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Wow, that's really gonna
hound him.
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He should have let
sleeping dogs lie.
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He's really going to the dogs.
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His bark was always worse
than his...
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(SCREAMS) Hey!
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You're not gonna believe this,
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but I was just talking
about you.
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(GROWLS)
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(CRASHING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Can't catch me.
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Hey!
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(BOTH SHOUTING)
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(BUGS LAUGHING)
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Gotcha!
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Over here, fellas.
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Got you! And I'm not falling
for this whistle bit again.
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(DOGS BARKING)
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(GROWLS)
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Clearly, that guy
has a lot of baggage.
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-(GRUNTS)
-Get lost, Charlie.
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Enough is enough!
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The Board of Trustees!
No, no! It's 4:00 p.m.
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I've got to get that rabbit,
or I'll never get the key
to the executive washroom.
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A-ha! No more funny bunny.
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BRIARWOOD: Ladies
and gentlemen, I present
the Briarwood Fountain.
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BOTH: Whoa!
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Leslie!
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That look like it hurt.
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Why you...
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(BOTH SHOUT)
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(SCREAMS)
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Hey, B. Up here!
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Take that, rabbit.
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Oh!
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SHOUTS)
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(MUMBLING INDISCERNIBLY)
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CROWD: Ooh.
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CROWD: Ah!
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(GROANS LOUDLY)
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Congratulations, Mr. Bunny.
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A fountain display like that
is going to put Briarwood
Resort on the map.
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Welcome to
the Board of Trustees.
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Here's your key
to the executive washroom.
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Aww! thanks, Doc.
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But, what about me,
Mr. Briarwood?
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A token for my value
to this great resort, perhaps?
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Of course, Leslie!
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You'll need access
to the executive washroom
as well.
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LESLIE: I hate that rabbit.
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(SINGING) ♪ Going down the rabbit hole
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♪ Where we're going no one knows ♪
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Hey, a penny!
Must be my lucky day...
Ow! (BONES CRACK)
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My back! Oh, man!
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Is that the sound
of bones misaligning?
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How wonderful.
(GRINDS TEETH)
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-Oh, dear. Let me help.
-Uh, that's okay, lady.
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I just need to call a doctor.
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-Ow!
-Nonsense.
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Step inside and we'll have you
feeling better in no time.
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All I need is a phone,
so I can call a doctor.
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All the healing you need,
is right here at Ivona's
Healing Arts and Yoga Center.
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I am
Ivona Twist-your-head-off.
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In this place of peace,
we concentrate on yoga
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and meditation
to mend the mind and body.
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Yeah...
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I can have you fixed
in a jiffy,
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for a nominal fee.
(GRINDS TEETH)
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A nominal fee, huh?
(GRINDS TEETH)
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sure I'm gonna be fine.
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Excellent. Chakra alignment
is the first step.
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That's just a small fee.
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-Hey, wait!
-We breathe deep and...
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-No, really, I...
-Exhale!
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Hey, that's not too bad.
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I am you...
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You are me...
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Maybe, we can be
a little more you now?
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Nope, that's worse.
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Oh, well, the realignment fee
is much more costly.
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But it's well worth it.
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-Yoga is all about balance.
-Yikes!
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-And finding your center.
-(EXCLAIMS) Ow.
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You know,
my back feels pretty good.
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Hey! That's a lot of money.
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I know! And such
a generous tip.
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-Feel free to stay
for the rest of the class...
-Oh, I'm staying.
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'Cause it's not just my back
that needs a good
straightening out.
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We'll begin by finding
our center using salutations.
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So, let's begin
in a Giant Baby
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and transition into
a Drop My Pencil.
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-Really engage the back half
of the body.
-(PASSING WIND)
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(CLASS LAUGHS)
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Turtle did it.
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And now, we're moving slowly
into a Hummus Platter.
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Really working the gluttonous.
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(PASSING WIND)
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-BUGS: Turtle did it.
-(CLASS LAUGHS)
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-Focus, please.
-(PASSING WIND)
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-(CLASS LAUGHS)
-Turtle.
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-Now, let's quietly transition
into the Praying Mantis...
-(PASSING WIND)
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That one was me,
totally normal.
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-(PASSING WIND LOUDLY)
-(ANGRILY) Silence!
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(CLASS LAUGHS)
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Transition into the
How Am I Going To Do This?
position.
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(PASSING WIND)
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Who is doing that?
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(MIMICS PASSING WIND)
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(CLASS LAUGHS)
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(GRINDS TEETH)
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-(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
The turtle did it?
-(PASSING WIND)
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Uh, the Turtle really
did do it that time.
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(IN SLOW MOTION) I'm
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still doing it...
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(TEETH CLATTER)
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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Yes, that's it.
Breathe and relax.
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Okay, class.
Time to clear the air
and move on.
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You ain't kidding, lady.
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To regain our focus,
we will use a mantra,
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the phrase of affirmation
to repeat.
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Let's give it a try.
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Am I doing this right?
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Am I doing this right?
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Well, you can't really
do it wrong. You just
need to pick a mantra.
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This is my mantra.
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You said I can pick anything.
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Am I doing this right?
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Am I doing this right?
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Am I doing this right?
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Am I doing this right?
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No! That's wrong!
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(GRUNTS)
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Row...
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Row...
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One, two, three, four...
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(SINGING) ♪ Uh, row, row, row your boat
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♪ Uh, row, row, row your boat...
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ALL: ♪ Gently down the stream
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ALL: ♪ Row, row, row your boat...
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ALL: ♪ Row, row, row your boat...
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ALL:♪ Gently down the stream...
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ALL: ♪ Merrily, merrily...♪
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(GRUNTS) We are clearly
getting off course here.
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BUGS: Conga line.
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ALL:♪ Hey, cha, cha, cha, cha! ♪
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We need to center
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-and focus!
-Freestyle!
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(SCREAMS) I said, focus!
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Is anyone listening to me?
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I think someone
needs to relax.
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(GRUNTS) I can't take it!
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(BREATHS HEAVILY)
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(TEETH CLATTER)
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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Well, that's all the time
we have for today.
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Class over, time to leave.
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Oh, I can't leave now.
I just found my center.
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I believe your center
is outside the door.
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Nope, it's right here,
with the rest of my life.
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Oh, nonsense. Here,
let me help you.
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The leaning lotus
blows with the wind.
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(SCREAMS) Get out!
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You've really opened my eyes
to the serenity.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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-Ah! Such a nice stretch!
-(STRUGGLING)
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00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,676
(CRASH)
250
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:44,211
Okay, fine. You win.
Here, here's a full refund.
251
00:10:44,278 --> 00:10:45,679
Take it, just never come back.
252
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,482
With pleasure.
253
00:10:47,549 --> 00:10:51,318
You know, it's hard
to learn peace from someone
who is going to pieces.
254
00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,020
(GRINDS TEETH)
255
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:56,657
(GROANS)
256
00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:59,159
Oh! Would you look at that?
A penny!
257
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:03,276
-(BONES CRACKING)
-(GROANS)
258
00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:06,901
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
259
00:11:06,968 --> 00:11:10,371
♪ Where we're going no one knows
260
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,706
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
261
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:12,973
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
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