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Jeez, Gina. I can smell your perfume
from the top of the stairs.
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I'm not wearing any perfume.
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The bottle said "unisex."
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How are you this morning?
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I don't know. I'm a little frustrated
about my career.
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I came here a couple months ago
with goals, and I haven't achieved any.
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-Like what?
-I haven't been on a magazine cover.
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I haven't been nominated
for an award.
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I haven't been on even one
best-dressed list. What's up with that?
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You were in People magazine
last month.
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Unidentified male next
to Nicole Kidman.
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Something good better happen
for me soon.
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I wanna feel like I made
the right decision moving here.
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Joey, why don't you do something
about it?
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Call your agent.
Light a fire under her.
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-Oh, let me do it. I will rip her a new--
-No, no.
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I'll do it. But you're right. Yeah.
I should call her. I need work.
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Not being on TV is even starting
to affect my love life.
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-No.
-Yeah.
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Last night I went out to meet a girl,
you know, for sex.
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I realized when I moved here,
I lost a big part of my rap.
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I'm no longer Joey Tribbiani,
star of Days of Our Lives.
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-Lines like that actually work?
-Well, not as good as your man perfume.
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Now that I don't have that,
things are harder.
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I gotta say, I hate to delight in this. . .
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... but it's kind of nice that for once
you're having a problem with women.
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Hey, Joey.
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-Thanks for a fun night.
-Oh, yeah.
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You take care.
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I said it was hard.
I didn't say it was impossible.
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Well, he's just walking in
right now.
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I'll tell him.
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Great news, Joey. I just got you the lead
in an industrial safety video.
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What? No, no, no. I don't wanna
do any more stuff like that.
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Look, Bobbie, I came to L.A.
to take the next step in my career.
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And I feel like I'm taking
a step back.
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You got me doing these lame auditions,
lousy commercials. . .
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. . .that mystery theater thing
at Ted Danson's house.
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I need things to change now.
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Now there's the fiery Latin heartthrob
that I took a chance on.
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I'm not Latin. I'm Italian.
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Italian?
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Oh, no.
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Italians are out this year.
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It may be time for you to call in
your boy-band connections.
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-I wasn't in a boy band.
-I can't catch a break.
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Bobbie, you gotta do whatever
it takes to get me something.
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And something good.
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Otherwise, I'm gonna go out
and find someone else who will.
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Okay, look. Just give me
one more chance.
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I will find you something.
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There's gonna be no more
celebrity parties.
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No more cheesy commercials.
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Oh, when you get home, just delete the
message about emceeing the dog show.
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All right. Okay. That's more like it.
Is there anything I can do on my end?
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Yeah. It'd be great if you had
some connections.
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Who have you met in this business
who's powerful?
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I mean, someone who loves you,
someone you trust.
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Just you, I guess.
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You sweet thing. Come here.
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Oh, God, I could slap a diaper on you
and nurse you right now.
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-Hey, Joey.
-Hey, Alex. What's going on here?
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Oh, I'm hosting an alumni event
for Northwestern University.
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No, no, I meant there's no mustard
for the pigs in the blanket.
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Where's your head at, girl?
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-I'll take care of it.
-Hey, hey, Alex.
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That guy looks familiar,
but I can't place him.
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Usually when I feel that. . .
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... it's someone I slept with,
but I don't think it's that.
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He's a movie producer.
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Hey, can you introduce me? I need
to make some Hollywood connections.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
Hey, Steve, come here.
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This is my friend, Joey Tribbiani.
He's an actor.
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He moved here a couple months ago.
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-Hey. Steve Carpenter. Nice to meet you.
-You too.
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Excuse me. There's a girl in there
I hated in college. . .
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... and I'm now more successful than.
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So, Joey, you don't look familiar.
Are you a Wildcat?
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Well, I don't like to brag about it,
but I do okay.
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Go ahead and brag. We're all proud we
went to Northwestern. Go, Wildcats!
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-I thought you meant--
-You should audition for me sometime.
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-Really?
-Yeah. We like to look out for our own.
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They call us the Northwestern Mafia.
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We got alumni at every studio, network
and major talent agency in this town.
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Then I am really glad I went there.
Go, Wildcats!
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Say, what year did you graduate?
Wait, let me guess. Ninety-one.
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Producer or awesome year-guesser?
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Now, who do I know that was '91 ?
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Lance Beckman. You know Lance?
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-Is he here?
-No.
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I was in his wedding.
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If you're new in town,
I should introduce you. . .
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. . .to the rest
of the Northwestern Mafia.
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I don't think anyone else here
is from '91 .
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Oh, darn. That would've been
a fun situation.
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Okay.
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Hey, guys, this is Joey.
Joey, this is Dave.
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He's an executive at Universal.
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-Mark's in television.
-Hey.
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And Paul is a feature director.
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Yeah, Joey's a class of '91 .
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-Oh, yeah? What dorm were you in?
-Well, a different one every night. . .
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. . .if you know what I mean, right?
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-So, what'd you study?
-Not much of anything, I'm afraid.
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Fight song time. Shall we?
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Spread far the fame of our fair nameGo Northwestern win that game
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And then we'll-- Okay.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Where'd you get
the Northwestern shirt?
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At an organizational meeting
for next year's homecoming.
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-Hello.
-Joey, I did it.
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I got you a huge audition
for tomorrow.
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That was fast. What happened?
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Well, apparently, your friend from
Northwestern called the producer.
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And then the producer called me
and offered you the audition.
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And I said okay.
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That's great.
Okay, well, what's it for?
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It's a sexy new nighttime drama
set in a mountain resort.
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It's called Deep Powder.
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It's Baywatch on skis.
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And it's the dumbest script
I ever read.
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It's gonna be huge.
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-All right.
-Yeah, /'m gonna have my assistant...
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. . .fax you the audition scene
as soon as I get off the phone.
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Great, Bobbie, thanks a lot. Bye-bye.
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-What was that about?
-I got a huge audition for tomorrow.
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-That's great. For what?
-Yeah, it's a sexy nighttime drama...
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-. . .set at a ski resort.
-That sounds fantastic.
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Oh, my God.
It's not on against JAG, is it?
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I don't know when it's gonna be on.
But this is definitely a part I can get.
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Yeah. And it's all because I told that guy
I went to Northwestern.
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Lying is awesome.
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I can't wait to see the script.
Bobbie's gonna fax it over right now.
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Hello? Stop calling here! Damn it.
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Every time I'm expecting an important
fax, this jerk prank calls me.
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-What does he say?
-Nothing. He makes this annoying sound.
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-Did you go to Northwestern?
-Why, yes, I did.
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Well, I graduated from Purdue
three years ago.
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So?
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-We're rival schools.
-Oh, yeah. Hate you.
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-Joey Tribbiani.
-Katie Harper.
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Yeah, listen. I got this audition now,
but maybe we can. . .
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. . .get together some time and get
to the bottom of this rivalry.
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-Maybe we can.
-Yeah.
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Well, hey, you should give me
a call sometime.
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-You have your number on a card?
-I do this a lot.
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But also, you are very special.
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Hi, I'm Joey Tribbiani.
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I'm here to audition for the role
of Langdon Powder. . .
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. . .the sexy young snowboarder
with the secret past.
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I don't wanna tell you to cancel
the rest of your session. . .
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. . .but I was born to play this role.
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You're not reading for Langdon.
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You're reading for Langdon's dad.
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Langdon's dad?
But I'm young and sexy.
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I'm not some old, gray-haired guy
in a dumb-looking sweater.
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Hey, how you doing, buddy?
Good luck on the audition.
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-Hey.
-Hey. How did the audition go?
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I did the stupidest thing
I've ever done.
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Come on, honey. Now, we both know
that is not true.
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Did they find out you didn't
go to Northwestern?
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It's not that. I spent all this time...
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. . .preparing for the wrong role.
You know?
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They wouldn't even let me audition.
I would've been so great at it.
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If thrashing's a crime, lock me up.
I don't wanna live in a world...
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... where I can't thrash to the extreme.
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-That is great.
-I know.
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-So did you audition for the right part?
-No. It was for the father.
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I'm not old enough to play
the father of a teenager.
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-I had a teenager when I was your age.
-That's different.
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How?
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Look, I don't have time to pretend
your life is okay. I have a problem.
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Joey, they called you in.
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I mean, you should just audition
for the dad.
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Yeah, but I don't know
if I can pull it off.
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I have these heavy scenes
with my kids in the show.
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-I don't know how to do that.
-This isn't a role you're used to...
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... but you can't give up
because you're afraid to fail.
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And I don't think you're gonna fail.
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Really?
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I hate doing this to your face.
You gonna make me compliment you?
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-I need it.
-Turn around.
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I've seen everything you've done,
and you're a great actor.
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And I know you can play a dad. . .
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... because I've seen the way
you are with Michael. . .
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... and you're like a father to him.
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Thanks, Gina.
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Come here. Give me a hug.
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God, you're such a girl.
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I've been meaning to make a contribution
but it keeps slipping my mind.
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Well, yes, of course. I treasure
my Northwestern experience.
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And I treasure mine.
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Now, if you're willing to pledge
$ 1 000--
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Joey. What are you doing?
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Excuse me one second.
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Ma'am, can I call you back in a few
minutes? I'm not able to speak freely.
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It's me.
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If you can hear this, wave your hand.
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Why are you calling me
from my alumni association?
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I didn't know it was you.
The sheet says Alexis Garret.
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That's my full name.
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Sexy.
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Joey, why are you pretending
like you went to Northwestern?
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Because your friend Steve thought
I went there, and he got me an audition.
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Now he's asking me to do all this
alumni stuff. I can't say no.
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-But you're lying.
-Alex.
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Isn't doing whatever it takes
to achieve your dreams. . .
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-... what Northwestern's all about?
-No.
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Then what is it about? I have
to speak at an alumni dinner.
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Oh, my God.
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-Hey.
-Hey, Howie.
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-What are you doing?
-I got a big audition.
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So I'm just going over my lines.
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Can I help? I have acting experience.
I was one of the Honeycomb kids.
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Sure, okay. You have the first line.
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Did you have lines
in those commercials?
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No, I did not.
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Michael, listen, I'm leaving
for my audition in a few minutes.
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-Will you run through the lines with me?
-Sure. Yeah.
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What's the scene about?
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I'm being overprotective
of my daughter. . .
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. . .because her mom died in an avalanche
that I may or may not have caused.
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There's a speech where
I curse the elements:
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Damn you, mountain.
Bring her back.
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So I'm the daughter? All right.
Do I have to read it. . .
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-. . .with a high, girly voice?
-No.
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-May I?
-No.
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All right. So--
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I can do it now. I want another shot.
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-That's okay. Michael's already doing it.
-Can I be his understudy?
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-Sure.
-Great.
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-Hi, Daddy.
-How are you doing?
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Is something the matter?
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Why won't you let me go
to Hayley's sleepover party?
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A blizzard is coming.
You could get snowed in.
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00:14:15,853 --> 00:14:20,563
You don't have to worry about me so
much. Look at me. I'm a big girl now.
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I can see that.
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I bet your friends think it's lame...
240
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. . .that your old man wants
to hold on to you so tight.
241
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:33,927
If I had functional tear ducts,
I'd be crying right now.
242
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Really? Was I good?
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Actually, I got a very strong dad vibe
from you.
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Thanks, Michael. I got a strong
little-girl vibe from you.
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All right. Thanks, you guys.
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I'm gonna get this part.
I gotta go pick up your mom.
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She's coming with me
for moral support.
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All right. Wish me luck.
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Hi, I'm Thomas Wheeler. I'm here
for my Northwestern alumni interview.
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The producer I met at Alex's asked me
to interview this kid as a personal favor.
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I completely forgot.
252
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How are we gonna get
out of this?
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Hey. Sorry about that.
Come on in.
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Oh. Thank you, sir. I brought a copy
of my high school transcript. . .
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. . .and a recommendation letter
from--
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I'm in a time crunch here,
but you seem like a fine young man.
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I'm giving you
my full recommendation.
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What about my questions?
What about the English department?
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Is there a strong pre-law program?
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college isn't all about academics,
Thomas.
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So why don't you hang out here
and have a good time.
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That's our motto at Northwestern.
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00:15:43,213 --> 00:15:45,090
I thought it was
Quaecumque Sunt Vera.
264
00:15:45,293 --> 00:15:46,806
No, no, we changed it.
265
00:15:56,933 --> 00:16:00,812
Okay. You go over your lines.
I will take care of the competition.
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00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:08,003
Hi. You reading for the role of dad?
Yeah. You like Jäger?
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00:16:10,813 --> 00:16:14,010
-Hey, Katie.
-Hey, Joey. It's good to see you again.
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I was thinking about you. There's a
Northwestern-Purdue game on Saturday.
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00:16:18,893 --> 00:16:22,283
-You wanna come over?
-You read my mind.
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-You like football?
-No.
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Neither do I.
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00:16:27,213 --> 00:16:29,807
Okay, I'll talk to you
after my audition.
273
00:16:32,213 --> 00:16:34,647
Okay, thanks for your patience,
everyone.
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We're gonna start reading now.
275
00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:38,605
Oh, ma'am, I'm sorry...
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00:16:38,773 --> 00:16:42,129
... but we're not reading for the part
of Angry Prostitute till tomorrow.
277
00:16:43,453 --> 00:16:46,206
Oh, I'm not an actress. But thank you.
278
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:50,246
Okay, Joey, we're ready for you now.
279
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And I'd like to introduce you
to Katie Harper.
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You're gonna be reading
with her.
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-The scene is me and my daughter.
-That's right. We cast her in the part.
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We're gonna see if you two
have chemistry.
283
00:17:05,573 --> 00:17:08,133
I think we might.
284
00:17:12,253 --> 00:17:14,767
You can do this. She's your daughter.
285
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And you're going to jail.
286
00:17:19,493 --> 00:17:21,006
Whenever you're ready.
287
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Hi, Daddy.
288
00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:25,450
How you doing?
289
00:17:25,613 --> 00:17:29,606
I mean, how are you doing?
Is everything all right?
290
00:17:29,813 --> 00:17:31,963
Why won't you let me go
to Hayley's sleepover party?
291
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:35,921
Because there's a blizzard coming.
You could get snowed in.
292
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,203
You don't have to worry
about me so much anymore.
293
00:17:39,373 --> 00:17:41,603
I mean, look at me.
I'm a big girl now.
294
00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:44,649
I can see that.
295
00:17:45,893 --> 00:17:49,568
I bet your friends think
it's pretty lame that your old man...
296
00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:53,612
. . .wants to hold on to you so tight.
297
00:17:58,173 --> 00:18:01,006
Yeah, I like it when you do that.
298
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:05,889
You're my special little girl.
299
00:18:07,213 --> 00:18:11,001
-I love you, Daddy.
-And I love you too.
300
00:18:11,973 --> 00:18:14,612
Now come give Daddy a kiss.
301
00:18:14,813 --> 00:18:16,883
Okay, thank you.
302
00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:19,444
Please, never have a daughter.
303
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,652
-Hey, how'd it go?
-Terrible.
304
00:18:25,853 --> 00:18:27,730
Why does my daughter have
to be so hot?
305
00:18:27,893 --> 00:18:30,282
I told you I couldn't play a dad.
Come on.
306
00:18:30,493 --> 00:18:32,848
No, no, no. You go back in there
and try it again.
307
00:18:33,013 --> 00:18:35,732
I can't. I am too turned on
by that girl.
308
00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:37,605
Joey, you are an actor. Act.
309
00:18:37,813 --> 00:18:42,409
-But I can't stop thinking about sex.
-You wanna stop thinking about sex?
310
00:18:46,253 --> 00:18:48,926
What are you doing? That's disgusting.
You're my sister.
311
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:50,885
That is your daughter.
That is worse.
312
00:18:51,053 --> 00:18:54,250
Now, you go back in there
and you ask if you can try again.
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00:18:54,453 --> 00:18:56,967
Okay. Yeah, you're right. Thanks.
314
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:02,608
-Hey.
-Hey. How'd it go?
315
00:19:02,773 --> 00:19:04,968
Well, Joey sucked the first time,
but then l--
316
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:08,489
Your mother helped me
in a totally normal way.
317
00:19:08,693 --> 00:19:11,924
So you feel like it went pretty well,
right?
318
00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:15,643
Wait a minute. What's that look
on your face? You know something?
319
00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:17,969
What's the best news
I could give you?
320
00:19:18,653 --> 00:19:20,848
They fixed the vending machine?
321
00:19:21,773 --> 00:19:23,570
We got a Ping-Pong table!
322
00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:27,089
Oh, no. Kool and the Gang
got back together?
323
00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:31,447
Okay. I'm gonna have to try this
a different way.
324
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:34,403
You are Langdon Powder's dad.
325
00:19:35,093 --> 00:19:37,049
Who?
326
00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:39,892
-You got the part.
-I got the-- I got the part!
327
00:19:40,253 --> 00:19:43,290
-I did it. Hey, I did it!
-Congratulations.
328
00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:46,251
Congratulations. Oh, Joey,
I'm so proud of you.
329
00:19:46,733 --> 00:19:50,248
Okay. But that's the last one.
330
00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:58,771
-Hey, Joey.
-Hey, Steve.
331
00:19:59,293 --> 00:20:00,931
-How'd that audition go?
-Great.
332
00:20:01,093 --> 00:20:03,448
Thanks so much for setting that up.
I got the part.
333
00:20:03,613 --> 00:20:07,162
-All right. Go, Wildcats.
-Yeah, but not Purdue. We hate them.
334
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,211
Yeah. Hey, wait a minute.
I'm here with your buddy.
335
00:20:10,373 --> 00:20:13,410
Lance, come here.
You gotta see who this is.
336
00:20:14,093 --> 00:20:16,971
Hey. It's me, Lance Beckman.
337
00:20:18,573 --> 00:20:21,167
Joey. I was in your wedding.
338
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,730
No, you weren't.
339
00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:32,450
Okay, look, Steve.
I have something I have to tell you.
340
00:20:33,053 --> 00:20:35,408
This man is not Lance Beckman.
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00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:43,364
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