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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:00,228 --> 00:00:20,228 Block Buster For You JOIN US ON TELEGRAM FOR MORE FREE MOVIES https://t.me/BlockBusterForYou 1 00:00:22,329 --> 00:00:27,329 Subtitle sync by : Anung Un Rama@BBFY Team 2 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:40,298 Okay. Life lesson. 3 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:41,375 A lot of people think 4 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:44,638 the moment a parent lets go of their child is at the wedding. 5 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,576 Not me. 6 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,240 Think he's crying because he's giving away his daughter? 7 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,408 Uh-uh. 8 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:53,112 It's because she's marrying this guy. 9 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:59,189 Truth is, he said goodbye years ago, the day she left home. 10 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:02,729 The trouble starts here. College application season. 11 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:06,627 With over 4,000 colleges in the US, 12 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:10,830 I developed five reasons for choosing the perfect one for my little girl. 13 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:14,369 Academics, distance from home, 14 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:17,638 campus safety, distance from home, 15 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,940 and last but not least, 16 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,639 distance from home. 17 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:26,118 Which led us to the best choice. Northwestern. 18 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,017 Forty miles from our house. 19 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:29,817 Safe, great education. 20 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,560 I can get there in 28 minutes, clocked. 21 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:37,796 Now, you can never start a plan too early. 22 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:42,832 I'm James Porter, Police Chief, 23 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:47,203 husband, dad, and the best part of my plan? 24 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:50,869 When Melanie finished high school, she'd be going to Northwestern. 25 00:01:58,853 --> 00:02:00,980 You're in! You in! 26 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:15,533 Counsel for the defense will now make her closing statement. 27 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:21,666 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client, Mr. Wolf, 28 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:25,336 has been accused of horrible crimes. 29 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:27,505 - Destruction of property... - That's my baby. 30 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:28,946 I know that's right. 31 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:33,179 - But he is innocent of both. - Objection! Speculative. 32 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:36,882 I'll allow it. Proceed. 33 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:41,792 The State has not presented a single shred of conclusive evidence. 34 00:02:41,896 --> 00:02:46,128 Yes, there is a house made of sticks, and one of straw, 35 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:49,862 but they were both built to code. 36 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,835 That being said, 37 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:55,272 a huff and a puff is not enough! 38 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:56,604 Let me hear you say it. 39 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,941 A huff and a puff is not enough! 40 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:03,278 - Objection! - To what? 41 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:04,612 Rhyming? 42 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:09,485 Mr. Foreman, have you reached a decision? 43 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,080 We have, Your Honor. 44 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:14,320 We find the defendant not guilty. 45 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:25,596 - Congratulations! - Thank you. 46 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,674 - Congratulations. - Thanks, Katie. 47 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:29,600 My turn! 48 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,109 Daddy's girl! 49 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:34,772 Baby. 50 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:35,971 Oh! 51 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:40,917 Baby girl, you knocked it out of the park. 52 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,010 Thank you. 53 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:44,818 - But you do know he was guilty, right? - Dad, this is legal theory. 54 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:47,189 Everything's not just black and white, there are shades of gray. 55 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:49,421 Yeah, well, gray is just guilty with a good excuse. 56 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,725 - No, actually, it's just... - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 57 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:54,164 You both have interesting points, but the trial is over. 58 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,930 Now, Mama's rule is we go home and celebrate. 59 00:03:57,037 --> 00:04:00,063 Yes. Okay, wait. I've got to get something out of my locker. 60 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:02,233 - Excuse me. - Oh, my goodness! 61 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,675 Miss Porter. Well done. 62 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,541 Wow. Thank you, Your Honor. 63 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,740 Your teacher mentioned you're interested in my alma mater. 64 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:10,612 Georgetown? Yes, sir. 65 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:12,743 Although it doesn't matter, because I've been wait-listed. 66 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,822 You know, an old classmate of mine works in Admissions at Georgetown. 67 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,448 No guarantees, but I could give him a call... 68 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,959 Oh, my goodness! Yes! 69 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:24,292 - Thank you, thank you, thank you! - I'll take that as a "yes." 70 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:25,888 You're obstructing my airway. 71 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:31,069 They're going to love my special sauce. 72 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:34,163 - Smells good, baby. - Thank you. Thank you. 73 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:40,174 - Everything all right? - Albert just beat me at chess. Again! 74 00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:46,282 Stop gloating, Albert! Nobody likes a sore winner. 75 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:53,250 I need 13ccs of orange juice, please. 76 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:57,319 - Thirteen ccs coming right up, baby. - Thank you, Mother. 77 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:02,794 He's playing chess with a pig. 78 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,230 He's just going through a phase. 79 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,501 A phase is when they want to be a cowboy. 80 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,873 - Trey's got issues. - Now hold up, now. 81 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:14,141 Kids with high IQs, they got big imaginations. 82 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:15,545 And something about that pig, 83 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:18,880 he keeps eyeballing me, like I'm cooking his cousin. 84 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,647 Pig ain't eyeballing you. 85 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:24,949 See, he's doing it right now! Baby, look! He's doing it. 86 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:28,153 What? It's all in your head, James. 87 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:33,123 - Little Houdini pig... - Ain't no Houdini nothing over there. 88 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,098 Do what you gotta do. 89 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,332 Wonderful, Emma! - Really? 90 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,531 Because I feel like a house. 91 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:44,404 - There's our superstar. - Hi, Mr. and Mrs. O'Mally. 92 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:48,345 - I'm so sorry I can't join you tonight. - Celebrating, I hope. 93 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:51,782 I'm just hanging out with a couple of mock-trial friends at the library. 94 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:52,977 Total rager. 95 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:54,418 - Wow. - That's my baby. That's my baby. 96 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:56,748 And that's my cue. 97 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:02,221 - I'll be back by curfew! Promise! - Okay, good night! 98 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:04,119 She is a pip. 99 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:06,525 Hey. 100 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:12,631 - All clear? - Not yet. Wait for the first wave. 101 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,437 Bye! 102 00:06:21,315 --> 00:06:22,805 Second wave. 103 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,749 Bye. 104 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,991 Forward party! 105 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,396 - Party! - Party! 106 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:54,879 So, any parenting advice for us? 107 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,883 - What would you like to know? - We want a daughter like Melanie. 108 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:00,112 I mean, just tell us. I mean, not... Not that I'm nervous. 109 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,188 You know, it's not that I'm nervous... I'm not nervous. 110 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:06,118 - He's just... - I'm sorry. 111 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:09,889 Relax. Raising a daughter is easy. 112 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,625 Take me and Melanie. We got a solid relationship. 113 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,894 There's nothing we can't talk about. 114 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,502 Are you kidding? I can't tell that man anything! 115 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,538 I say left, he says right. 116 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:23,576 I say defense attorney, he says pre-paid excuse-maker. 117 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,372 That man is so rigid! 118 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,112 - Rigid. - Rigid. 119 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:31,407 I'm flexible. As Melanie's grown, I've grown with her. 120 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,846 He still treats me like a kid! 121 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,252 You clearly need to take your mind off things 122 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:39,325 and come on our college tour this weekend! 123 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:42,918 Saturday we're staying at my sister's sorority at the University of Pittsburgh. 124 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,157 And we could even hit up Georgetown. It's not that far. 125 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,631 Oh, my goodness, you guys, I would love to! 126 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:49,429 But I don't think my dad will let me. 127 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:50,829 - Lame! - Lame! 128 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,402 Hey, girls! 129 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,633 - Hey, Hunter! - Hey, Hunter! 130 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:56,675 Hunter in the house! 131 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:59,109 - We don't say that anymore. - We don't say that anymore. 132 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:01,477 - I'm bringing it back! - Okay. 133 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:05,375 So it might be emotional, and there might be tears, 134 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:08,080 but that's why they call it "tough love." 135 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,713 - Now, once they're potty-trained... - Uh-uh. Baby? 136 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,622 I think we've had enough parenting talk for tonight, hmm? 137 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,018 You're absolutely right. 138 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,029 Why tell them, when I could show them? 139 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,223 Uh-uh. No... 140 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:21,894 Ta-da! 141 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:26,637 Welcome to the James Porter School of Raising Kids. 142 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:30,301 Our motto is, "Be there, take video." 143 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:32,740 Which one? 144 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,275 - Wow. - Super. 145 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:36,679 All righty! 146 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:40,586 My name is Melanie Porter, and I am six years old. 147 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:42,854 Ta-da! 148 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,915 That's my baby! 149 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,555 Yeah. Yeah. 150 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:51,392 Dad, I can't move my legs! I can't pedal! 151 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:55,167 A-B-C-D-E-F... 152 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:59,501 In the future, all video will be implanted in our brains. 153 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,003 Perfect. 154 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,560 Why do you keep eyeballing me? 155 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,138 Seeing the O'Mallys tonight 156 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,770 reminded me of when I was pregnant with Melanie. 157 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,906 Doesn't seem that long ago. 158 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:47,112 I can tell you one thing. I was not as uptight as him. 159 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,780 You were my rock. 160 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:53,792 Right until they wheeled me into that delivery room. Then you passed out. 161 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:58,194 No, I did not pass out. I just didn't get a nap that day. 162 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:01,459 Well, it all worked out. We got great kids. 163 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:03,863 That's why I can sleep at night. 164 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:06,235 - Good night. All right. - Good night, babe. 165 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,616 Babe! The pig! Hey, baby! Look! Look! 166 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,459 There's nothing there. Go to sleep! 167 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:30,291 - That little Houdini... He was just... - Do what you gotta do. 168 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,268 Dad! 169 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,672 Mom! - Hold on! 170 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,248 Dad! Hurry up, please! 171 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,714 Mom, Dad! Hurry! 172 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,680 - I can't believe it! - Mel! 173 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,822 Melanie, what is it? 174 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,021 Miss Porter, Judge Mahagian calling. 175 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,291 The Georgetown admissions committee 176 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,458 is interviewing a select few students from the waitlist. 177 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,195 You'll need to be in DC this Monday at 4:00. 178 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,033 Congratulations, and have a lovely trip. 179 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,515 Little bro, what are you so excited about? 180 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:29,384 I'm going to turn your room into a science lab! 181 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,957 For all of you who don't know, we live near Chicago. 182 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,625 Georgetown is in Washington, DC. 183 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:37,088 That's 700 miles away from home. 184 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,721 Georgetown! - Georgetown! 185 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,527 - Happy dance! - Happy dance! 186 00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,363 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 187 00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:47,066 - I said, "Whoa!" - Oh, my goodness! You guys! 188 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:50,200 No way. He said Monday. That's in three days. 189 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,368 You know what? We should drive there. 190 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,877 - We should make a trip of it. - Yeah. 191 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,344 Trip? What trip? 192 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,882 - Oh, Monday! - What? 193 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,213 Baby, I got two open houses this weekend. 194 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,148 Okay, no. But that's okay. That's okay. You know why? 195 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:05,053 Because Katie and Nancy are taking their own little trip! 196 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,489 Oh, my goodness. I could go with them. 197 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:09,323 They can drop me off. It's only a couple hours from DC. 198 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,928 Perfect. Problem solved. I am so proud of you! 199 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,831 Thank you, Mommy, thank you! 200 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:18,897 - Hey! - Hey! 201 00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,768 I'm going to Georgetown! 202 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,871 Katie and Nancy. 203 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,606 All right, bye! Girls, be safe! 204 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,206 Georgetown, Georgetown! 205 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,216 - Come on, baby. Come on. - Perfect? 206 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:37,381 Problem solved? What happened to our big plan? 207 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:39,254 We agreed on Northwestern. 208 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,850 Did you even know she applied to Georgetown? 209 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:46,160 - I helped her fill out the application. - What? Whose side are you on? 210 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,531 Both of yours. And put down that bat. 211 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,634 Look, you can't be on both of our sides. 212 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:54,730 Baby, Georgetown is a great school! 213 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,331 We don't know anyone there. 214 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,274 How will she begin to take care of herself? 215 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:02,041 Because you're an amazing father, and you showed her right from wrong 216 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,549 and you taught her how to think for herself and be strong. 217 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,551 She's ready for this because of you! 218 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,018 Nice try, Michelle, 219 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,249 but you and I both know it's nothing nice out there. 220 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:15,590 I know this is hard for you, but she is not a little girl anymore. Okay? 221 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,663 You gotta relax. I'll see you at dinner. 222 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,923 I'll show you relaxed. 223 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,871 Are you sure you can't go out Saturday night? 224 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,906 My best friend from college is gonna be in town, 225 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:32,172 and let me tell you this, the Wizard is the party master. 226 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,247 Party master? 227 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:38,716 Man, wasn't college the best? Total freedom to do whatever you want. 228 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:39,877 What? 229 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,245 I had my parents convinced I was an oceanography major 230 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:47,349 for a whole year, just so they'd pay for spring break in Mexico! 231 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,561 Mexico? 232 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,630 Oh, man, when I think back to half the stuff I did in college, 233 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,725 there's no way I'm letting my kid out of my sight 234 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,305 when she goes off to college. Not a chance. 235 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:09,273 - Everything okay, Chief? - I got everything under control. 236 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,049 I'm taking three days off. 237 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,455 Sure hope he doesn't do something crazy. 238 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,584 We're going on a road trip 239 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:25,859 A road trip, a road trip 240 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,293 You guys, I think we should start really early tomorrow, 241 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,598 because I cannot believe we're actually going. 242 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,173 I can't believe your dad's actually allowing you to go. 243 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,038 I've been working with him for 17 years, all right? 244 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,201 And he knows, 245 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:41,839 you can be Chief at the station, but you have to be Dad at home. 246 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:45,076 - That's right. You tell him exactly that. - Thank you very much. 247 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,152 Oh! 248 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,847 Surprise! 249 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,657 Road trip, road trip! Yeah! 250 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,158 - Oh, no. - Oh, no. 251 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,854 Mom, this is crazy! 252 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,487 Have you seen the thing that we're driving in? 253 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,122 It's gonna be like a thousand-mile ride-along. 254 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:04,226 No, no. My life is a thousand-mile ride-along. 255 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,929 Why is he doing this to me? 256 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:09,839 Because he loves you and he wants to spend time with you. 257 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:13,208 - This is cruelty. - What would make it less painful? 258 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,014 You said she could stay at the sorority house? 259 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,780 Her friends are gonna be with Katie's sister at Pitt. 260 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,477 Baby, that's right near your mama's house, 261 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,682 where you're planning on staying tomorrow, anyway. 262 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:27,521 Look, this is daddy-daughter time, Michelle. 263 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,994 I got a lot planned for us. I shouldn't have to share. 264 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,224 Why are you taking this trip anyway, James? 265 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:37,064 - I told you. To support Melanie. - Well, good. 266 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:40,230 Because if this is one of your crazy schemes to keep her at home, 267 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,537 that would be real bad, James. 268 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,770 I got it all under control. 269 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,044 - Are you going to DC? - Yeah. 270 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:55,213 I need you to take a message to the Secretary of Defense. It reads, 271 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,988 "Dear Sir, I've created a species of superpigs 272 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,221 "to defend the country from our enemies." 273 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,855 You're gonna have to get that to him yourself, 274 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,662 and you may want to housebreak your pig first. 275 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,269 Already done. 276 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,882 Welcome to Animal Kingdom. 277 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:32,050 Gazelles are among nature's most social and emotional creatures. 278 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:36,185 They look after each other for any signs of danger. 279 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:40,790 The gazelle family stays together for as long as they live. 280 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,301 How father loves his little gazelle daughter. 281 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,065 That's what I'm talking about. 282 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:50,040 If only humans could embrace this wildlife lesson. 283 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:02,582 There's a double dutch bus coming down the street 284 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:06,648 Moving pretty fast so kind of shuffle your feet 285 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,661 Get on the bus and pay your fare 286 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:13,722 And tell the driver that you're going to the double dutch affair 287 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,466 I love you, Daddy! 288 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,311 Where does the time go? 289 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:30,249 Bye, Daddy! Bye! 290 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,285 Where's Trey? 291 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,987 He left an hour ago for his science club. 292 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,724 It's an all-day field trip. I'll pick him up after work. 293 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:49,859 For Christmas, that boy gets a karate suit, and nothing else. 294 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,597 Look, you be good now, okay? 295 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,265 - I'm gonna miss you. - You, too, baby. Be safe. 296 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,243 Baby, you call me, now, if you have any problems. 297 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,505 I'll be fine. 298 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,240 I was talking to Melanie. 299 00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,111 Time to go, Mel-bear. 300 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,251 They are gonna kill each other. 301 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,227 You went to school to learn, girl 302 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,391 Things you never knew before 303 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,397 Like I before E except after C 304 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,995 And why 2 plus 2 makes 4, now, now, now 305 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:30,099 I'm gonna teach you 306 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,303 - Isn't this exciting? - Yeah. 307 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,848 I put together a little road-trip kit. 308 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,578 I call that "miles o' fun." 309 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:43,452 Now, we got travel bingo, travel Scrabble, 310 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:48,059 travel dominoes. And for your musical enjoyment... 311 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,962 "Daddy/Daughter groove machine"? 312 00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:54,898 Double Dutch Bus. We used to sing it in the car all the time. 313 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,094 Play it, play it, play it. 314 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,632 Give me a "Ho!" 315 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,036 Ya dig? 316 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:10,105 The double dutch bus going down the street 317 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:14,050 And we've got to realize that you don't know what to... 318 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,548 - I love this song. - I don't remember. 319 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:23,256 - Come on. This was our song. - Sorry, I just don't remember. 320 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:30,467 - Okay. That's all right. We can just talk. - Talk? About what? 321 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,664 Father/daughter talks. We're going to get deep, too. 322 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,037 - Deep? - Real deep. 323 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,167 I mean, like, deeper than deep. 324 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:41,441 You know what I mean? Stuff that only we can get deep about. 325 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,109 Deep! 326 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:50,588 Yeah. I just hope 700 miles gives us enough time. 327 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,818 Dad! 328 00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:57,658 Oh, my goodness. Look where we are. Northwestern. 329 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,255 - Dad, what are you doing? - Nothing? What? 330 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,130 This is supposed to be the "Georgetown Express." 331 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:07,366 Mel, you have to see more than one college on a college road trip. 332 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:08,462 What's the harm? 333 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,442 The harm is we have a lot of ground to cover. 334 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,273 And I've already seen Northwestern. 335 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,837 Not as a potential student. Come on. Flow with me. 336 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,009 Flow with me, Mel. Flow with me. 337 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:27,348 Look at this place! Oh, look at the trees! 338 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,825 The field! 339 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:32,523 It's like a four-star resort with some books and learning! 340 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,600 Dad, just don't embarrass me, okay? 341 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:38,432 Go, Cats! Number one! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 342 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,701 - Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! - Unbelievable. 343 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:46,575 Oh, Mel! Cats, baby! Number one! Mel! 344 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,170 And that's how, in 1853, 345 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:52,513 the university named the surrounding town "Evanston," 346 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,486 in honor of its founder, John Evans. 347 00:20:55,588 --> 00:21:00,457 He was a doctor and a builder and boring, boring, boring. Questions? 348 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,992 Are you sure? - Yes. Please, please, please. 349 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,396 Go ahead. 350 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:11,827 Hi. Doug Greenhut, BPT. Booster Parent in Training. 351 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:18,234 We're up here from Orlando on our big "college road trip." 352 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:21,438 - This is Wendy, my daughter. - Hi, I'm Wendy Greenhut. 353 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:25,142 CST, College Student in Training. 354 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,343 You have a question, Tinker Bell? 355 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:30,411 I was just wondering, when is parents' weekend? 356 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,083 - It's early November. - What? 357 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,490 That's three months after school starts. 358 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:38,792 Any other riveting questions? 359 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,658 Yes. 360 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:46,102 Mr. School Spirit, with the foam finger. 361 00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:49,174 Disregard his sarcastic tone, James. 362 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:52,142 How does Northwestern compare to other universities, 363 00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:54,304 like Georgetown, for example? 364 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,747 Georgetown? We're better than Georgetown. 365 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,317 Excuse me. Hypothetically speaking, 366 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:02,650 if your dad was an overprotective control freak 367 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,848 and lived 40 miles away from Northwestern, 368 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,187 then would you go to Georgetown? 369 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:09,022 Yeah. 370 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:13,258 - Who said that? Who said it? - I knew this was a bad idea. 371 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,100 I'm so sorry. 372 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,676 - Are you okay? - I am now. 373 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:31,983 Hi, I'm Nick. I don't think I've seen you around before. 374 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:36,488 No, I was just checking out the campus. 375 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,752 - How about a personal tour? - Personal tour of what? 376 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:43,556 Dad, this is Nick. Nick, this is my dad. 377 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:45,756 I was just about to show Melanie around campus. 378 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,127 I don't have a problem with that. 379 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,925 - What? - I trust you. 380 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:53,028 Besides, something about this school feels safe. 381 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:56,905 Meet me back at the student union when you're done. You kids have fun. 382 00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:59,000 Can we see the rest of this beautiful school? 383 00:22:59,112 --> 00:23:01,478 - Okeydokey. - Okeydokey! 384 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,481 You go, girl! 385 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:07,883 James, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship. 386 00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:10,881 Wow. I wish my dad was that cool. 387 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,014 Huh? 388 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,053 - Shall we go? - Lead the way. 389 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:19,156 Wow. 390 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,358 - Wow. No, I'm serious. - Yeah. 391 00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:23,731 I can't believe that was just the science library. 392 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:27,203 - I'm telling you, this campus, it's like... - I know. It's amazing. 393 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:30,139 I just kind of want to get away from the nest, you know? 394 00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,210 Look, I hear you. 395 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:34,279 But the way I look at it, you have your whole life to do that. 396 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,280 I mean, my parents live less than an hour away, 397 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:38,441 and it's awesome. 398 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:41,520 I mean, I've got a place to cram for exams when I need privacy, 399 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:44,954 free laundry, home-cooked meals whenever I want. 400 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:47,924 Going to college close to home is where it's at. 401 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:52,259 - You really sound like my dad. - Well, the Chief's a pretty smart guy. 402 00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:56,397 Hey, Nick, can you... 403 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,800 Can you get me a lemonade? 404 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:02,204 - Don't you go changing. - Don't you go changing! 405 00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,613 "Chief's a pretty smart guy." 406 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:17,017 Oh, it's on. It's on. 407 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:23,393 So what do you do if you encounter an individual resisting arrest? 408 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,623 Well, we have Tasers. 409 00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:27,221 No, forget a Taser. 410 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:29,130 That's not gonna subdue any real criminal. 411 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:30,964 Dad! Dad! 412 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,606 Looks like somebody's having a good time. 413 00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:37,733 Not a good time, Daddy. A great time! It was awesome! It was off the chain! 414 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:39,334 See. What have I been trying to tell you? 415 00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:40,844 Dad, I don't know why I wasn't listening. 416 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:43,177 Let me tell you what happened, right. So we went to the library, but 417 00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:46,046 - we went to a frat party. - Frat party? 418 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,245 Let me tell you what happened. I was like, "Nick, I don't wanna go. 419 00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:49,343 "No, I have to think about school." 420 00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:50,422 But he's like, "Come on. Let's go." 421 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:51,751 I said, "Okay, for sure." So we went to the party. 422 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:54,418 Yo, Dad, crazy, man! Crazy! 423 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:57,189 There was a Jell-O pool, and everybody was just diving in it. 424 00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:59,161 I was like, "I can't take it!" Amazing. 425 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:01,631 Northwestern, this is where it's at, right here. 426 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,165 - Where's Nick? - He was krumping, 427 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:04,896 and he broke out his back. You know, like... 428 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,268 - Like that. It was crazy. - Melanie! 429 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:09,775 I got your lemonade! 430 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:15,379 Sip on that. Sip on that! 431 00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:17,608 Pardon me, ma'am. I didn't see you there. 432 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:20,242 See, I just transferred from Georgetown University, 433 00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:23,550 where I was stabbed in the eye! 434 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,124 At Georgetown! 435 00:25:29,262 --> 00:25:33,995 - You've got to be kidding me. - Stuart, she knows. It's over. 436 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:37,863 Everybody go on about your business. It's done. 437 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:41,002 Disperse. 438 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:47,569 Hey, how do I get this cast off? 439 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:52,016 I can't believe you tried to trick me like that. 440 00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:53,676 I am a good girl. 441 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,754 I listen to you and Mom. I do well in school. 442 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,288 What's the worst thing I've done? 443 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:59,950 Dance around with my friends at a party? 444 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,391 Party? When did you go to a party? 445 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:04,685 Phone. 446 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:09,564 If that's your mother, tell her we're having a good time. All right? 447 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:11,603 Okay. Hello? 448 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:14,434 Oh, my gosh. The cutest guy just drove by us, and Katie was like... 449 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:15,529 Ooh! 450 00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:16,630 And he was like, "Ew." 451 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,175 - And we were like, "Whatever." - "Whatever." 452 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:19,904 So, how's family bonding? 453 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:22,640 Oh, it's great. Yeah, we just left Northwestern, 454 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:25,546 and my dad Tasered one of his own deputies. 455 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,220 - Congratulations! - Congratulations! 456 00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:32,780 - Nancy says congratulations. - Thank you, Nancy. 457 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:36,191 He says thank you. No, he can't hear what you said. 458 00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:38,656 I know. 459 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,193 I know! I know. 460 00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:48,333 I know. 461 00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:54,477 I know! I know! 462 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:57,475 Oh, girl, my battery's dying. Hold on. 463 00:26:57,583 --> 00:26:59,312 Thank you. 464 00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:06,582 Hello? Yes, I'm back. Where were we? 465 00:27:06,692 --> 00:27:08,683 I know! 466 00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:23,838 Are you serious? 467 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,544 Construction? 468 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:28,978 We're off-schedule as it is. 469 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:31,311 We're never gonna be able to make it to Pitt in time. 470 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:34,318 - We're gonna have to use the siren. - Absolutely not. 471 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,183 No one touches my siren. 472 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,688 Dad, desperate times call for desperate measures. 473 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:42,693 Mel, getting to a slumber party is not an emergency, okay? 474 00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:45,423 Now reach in my bag and hand me P-GPS. 475 00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:47,226 What's P-GPS? 476 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,927 Police Global Positioning System. 477 00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:52,937 Why don't you just call it "Police G-P-S"? 478 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:54,631 Because its name is P-GPS. 479 00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:56,435 Okay, Dad. Here you go. 480 00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:59,976 There you go, P-GPS. Oh, P-GPS. 481 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:04,941 P-GPS, route fastest time to l-23. 482 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:08,680 Calculating distance to l-23. 483 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:11,655 - Thank you, P-GPS. - Thank you! 484 00:28:11,757 --> 00:28:14,123 - No. Thank you. - Thank you! 485 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,592 - No. Thank you. - Thank you! 486 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:35,913 - At the next intersection, turn right. - P-GPS. 487 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:41,919 At the next intersection, turn right. 488 00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:52,859 At the next intersection, turn right. Next intersect... The next... 489 00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:55,399 Turn right. Turn right. 490 00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:57,935 Dad, I think P-GPS is broken, because my map says 491 00:28:58,037 --> 00:28:59,868 that we're supposed to be going the other way. 492 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:03,567 Are you gonna believe a piece of paper or a $40-million satellite? 493 00:29:03,676 --> 00:29:06,338 Bet Grandma's right around the corner. 494 00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:17,086 Love what Grandma's done with the place. 495 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:19,824 Thank you! 496 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:21,825 This is nothing. Don't worry. 497 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:25,863 I'll have this fixed, and we'll be back on the tiny dirt path in no time. 498 00:29:32,538 --> 00:29:34,802 - Trey, what are you doing? - Going to DC. 499 00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:37,603 You told me to take the note to the Secretary myself. 500 00:29:37,710 --> 00:29:39,507 Have you been hiding in here the whole time? 501 00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:40,874 You could have suffocated. 502 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:45,246 I built an air ventilation system. I could have survived for weeks. 503 00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:47,683 I meant, "we" could have survived. 504 00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:49,550 You'll be lucky to survive into next week, 505 00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:52,146 once your mother and I get through with you. 506 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:54,723 No service. 507 00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:57,455 You just bought yourself a stay of execution, boy. 508 00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:16,013 Come on, Albert. - Dad, what are we gonna do with him? 509 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:17,776 I have the most important interview of my life, 510 00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:20,909 and I don't want Einstein and Porky along for the ride. 511 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,921 What do you want me to do, Mel? We're in the middle of nowhere. 512 00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:27,618 We could leave him in the woods and a nice family of wolves will adopt him. 513 00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:29,023 - Dad, Dad! - Oh! 514 00:30:35,768 --> 00:30:37,633 Thank you. 515 00:30:49,114 --> 00:30:50,877 Dad, what are you doing? 516 00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:55,477 I'm just gonna rock this thing over, and we'll be on our way. 517 00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:57,613 I just need a little momentum. 518 00:30:57,723 --> 00:31:00,021 One! Two! 519 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:07,492 Something popped. 520 00:31:08,767 --> 00:31:09,791 Something popped. 521 00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:11,927 Dad, do you need that man-girdle thing you wear? 522 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:14,062 I thought that was Mom's. 523 00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:20,378 - Now, what's his problem? - I think he hears something. 524 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:22,379 What is it, Albert? Do you hear something? 525 00:31:23,616 --> 00:31:24,583 Is it trouble? 526 00:31:25,818 --> 00:31:27,251 Is it a fire? 527 00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:28,843 Is Jimmy stuck in the well? 528 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,317 Jimmy! 529 00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:35,326 He's been watching a lot of Lassie reruns. 530 00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:39,088 Albert says there's a road up ahead. 531 00:31:39,198 --> 00:31:40,790 I think I see a road over there. 532 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,697 Aha! Albert was right. 533 00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:06,892 See, Mel? Told you everything was gonna work out. 534 00:32:06,992 --> 00:32:08,823 This place looks nice. 535 00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:11,591 Oh, no pets allowed. 536 00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:13,593 Looks like Albert has a problem. 537 00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:16,133 But, Dad, Albert's a member of this family. 538 00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:17,293 Not by blood. 539 00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:21,863 Now, this is the only hotel for 30 miles. We don't have a car, and I'm tired. 540 00:32:28,681 --> 00:32:31,514 Okay. Do you have any ideas? 541 00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:33,951 I have a thought. 542 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,086 I am dumping a lot of coin on this wedding, 543 00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:40,454 and I was told that they'll be throwing rice at my little angel. 544 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:42,390 Yeah. I know. 545 00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:46,831 - Hi. - Hi. How can I help? 546 00:32:46,932 --> 00:32:48,991 We'd like a couple of rooms for the evening. 547 00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:53,800 - Okay. How many are in your party? - Just me, my two kids and the baby. 548 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:59,704 - Oh! Somebody's getting hungry. - I just gave you a bottle. Yes, I did. 549 00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:02,007 - I know. You did. - Didn't I just give him a bottle? 550 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,547 That is a hungry baby. 551 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,480 Yes. He's kind of a pig. 552 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:15,258 Michelle Porter. Hey, James, baby. 553 00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,158 Trey is where? 554 00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:21,729 Congratulations on your dream home. I'll fax you the paperwork. 555 00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:23,301 Put him on the phone! 556 00:33:24,036 --> 00:33:26,800 - It's for you. - Could you take a message? 557 00:33:29,908 --> 00:33:32,638 - Hello? - You are in big trouble, mister. 558 00:33:32,745 --> 00:33:35,145 I hope you know how to build a time machine, 559 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:38,080 because you are not coming out of the house until the year 3000. 560 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:42,449 I'll draw up some plans with Albert, but I can't promise anything. 561 00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:43,680 Trey! 562 00:33:43,789 --> 00:33:46,849 This is the most dangerous thing you've ever done. 563 00:33:46,959 --> 00:33:48,290 I'm sorry, Mommy. 564 00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:52,087 I know you are, baby. Let me talk to your daddy. Love you. 565 00:33:55,034 --> 00:33:57,660 - Hey, baby. - So are all of you all right? 566 00:33:57,770 --> 00:34:00,466 Baby, we just had some trouble with the car. 567 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:04,008 No more tricks, James. And feed my kids! 568 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:09,774 You know, Sigmund Freud said the best way to understand women 569 00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:13,443 - is by listening to them. - Yeah, but did he say anything 570 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,645 about understanding 10-year-olds? 571 00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:20,223 Because you and the pig is looping me. I'm confused. 572 00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:22,384 Albert, go start the bath. 573 00:34:25,431 --> 00:34:27,729 If you need us, we'll be playing chess. 574 00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,831 Albert, that's enough bubbles. 575 00:34:33,806 --> 00:34:35,467 Knight takes rook. 576 00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:40,543 Hmm. Interesting. 577 00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:43,137 Use your bishop as a decoy. Smart. 578 00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:50,117 - What are you doing? - Just fixing my hair, about to get ready. 579 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:53,988 Look, Mel, I know you must be upset about missing the sleepover. 580 00:34:54,093 --> 00:34:57,529 But for whatever it's worth, I was totally cool with it. 581 00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:58,960 Thanks, Dad. 582 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,531 - What are you doing? - Making coffee. 583 00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:06,832 Caffeine is a drug. You don't take drugs. End of story. 584 00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:13,674 Dad, why do you insist on treating me like a child? 585 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,247 Because according to the law, you are one. 586 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:19,840 How's it going? 587 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:35,024 Think you got enough stuff, Melanie? 588 00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:40,638 "Passion." She better not... 589 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:46,309 ... with consistent showers 590 00:35:46,411 --> 00:35:47,969 through the next few days. 591 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,207 Thanks, Nick, sounds like we have a rainy week ahead, 592 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:51,942 so don't forget your umbrellas. 593 00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:55,281 And after the break, how coffee makes you smarter. 594 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,873 It had to be you 595 00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:22,913 It had to be you 596 00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:24,380 $ 10,000. 597 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:26,508 I wandered around 598 00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:31,214 And finally found the somebody who... 599 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:34,482 Dad! Dad! 600 00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:38,861 - What is it? - Dad, it's an emergency. 601 00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:44,333 - Where's the fire? - There's something wrong with Albert. 602 00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:47,966 What's up with him? 603 00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:51,304 Just guessing, but he might have eaten all the coffee beans you threw away. 604 00:36:52,477 --> 00:36:54,775 Room service. I got cookies for the... 605 00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:57,610 Oh, no! 606 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:03,920 - Trey, stay put. The pig's gone crazy. - Albert, get back here! 607 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:08,088 Albert! Get the pig! Get the pig! 608 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,893 Where'd he go? Where'd he go? 609 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,260 Little Houdini pig. 610 00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:17,591 Oh! 611 00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:20,336 There he is! 612 00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:26,306 Looks like we got ourselves a wedding crasher. 613 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:27,742 I'm on it. 614 00:37:27,846 --> 00:37:32,579 Settle down. Settle down. Thank you, thank you. 615 00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:35,011 At this time I'd like to make a toast 616 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,351 to my little angel and my new son-in-law, Ted. 617 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:43,319 And, Teddy, you had better take care of my little girl. 618 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,396 Because she is an absolute... 619 00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:46,464 Pig! 620 00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:47,554 Pig. 621 00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:49,758 Excuse me? 622 00:37:56,008 --> 00:37:56,975 Pudding! 623 00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:58,736 - Daddy! - Get that pig! 624 00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:00,436 Get it! Get it! Get it! 625 00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:06,611 What's wrong with you guys? 626 00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:09,448 No, Albert. Albert! 627 00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:12,022 Ted! Don't just lay there, get up and get him! 628 00:38:12,124 --> 00:38:14,058 Albert. Get back here! 629 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:28,404 My Cinderella wedding is ruined! 630 00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:32,375 I'm sorry. But I didn't want a pig. I told the wife, I said, "Get a little..." 631 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:35,241 - So this is your pig? - It's my little boy's pig. 632 00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:38,646 He want... Albert! Get down, Albert! 633 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,685 Get him! 634 00:38:49,795 --> 00:38:51,228 Albert! 635 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:02,833 No! 636 00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:08,273 Daddy! 637 00:39:12,184 --> 00:39:15,312 Rise and shine. 638 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:17,011 Ah! 639 00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:19,181 We got to roll. Time to go. 640 00:39:20,292 --> 00:39:23,193 There's a gas station 40 miles up the road. 641 00:39:23,295 --> 00:39:26,287 Got to get some food in you. Who's up for pigs in a blanket? 642 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:28,521 What? 643 00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:31,293 No, I'm not... 644 00:39:33,438 --> 00:39:34,735 Okay, whatever. 645 00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:38,170 What a night. 646 00:39:38,276 --> 00:39:41,609 They're gonna have one wild wedding video. 647 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:44,910 At least we know when times are rough, the Porters know how to rally together. 648 00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:46,506 - Right? - Yeah. 649 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:50,453 That's right. The Porters will rally. 650 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:54,320 I don't believe it! 651 00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:57,385 Shiver me timbers. 652 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:04,525 In the words of my favorite ride ever, "It's a small world after all." 653 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,833 - What are you guys doing here? - Well, me and the little "cowgirl" 654 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,942 just picking up a dozen donuts before we hit the "rodeo." 655 00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:14,136 What about you? 656 00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:16,804 We just had a little trouble with the car. 657 00:40:24,489 --> 00:40:27,356 Well, new friend, your luck just changed. 658 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,521 We wish you a Merry Christmas 659 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:32,392 We wish you a Merry Christmas 660 00:40:32,497 --> 00:40:37,730 We wish you a Merry Christmas 661 00:40:37,836 --> 00:40:39,736 And a Happy New Year 662 00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:45,276 I just love Christmas carols. Don't you? 663 00:40:45,377 --> 00:40:47,174 Just give me a chorus of Joy to the World, 664 00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:49,076 and I'm as mad as a hatter! 665 00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:52,683 - They're crazy. - I know. 666 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:56,049 So, JP, looking forward to the big day? 667 00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:57,121 What day is that? 668 00:40:57,222 --> 00:41:00,919 The day our precious little ones "Shuffle off to Buffalo." 669 00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:02,254 I gotta tell you, this road trip 670 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,487 has been the greatest experience for Wendy and I. 671 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:06,223 I mean, there's just so much to talk about. 672 00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:09,562 Yeah, it's like we're getting to know each other all over again. 673 00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:10,965 - Jinx! - Jinx! 674 00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:13,162 Getting to know you 675 00:41:14,406 --> 00:41:16,772 Getting to know all about you 676 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,343 Getting to like you 677 00:41:19,444 --> 00:41:21,935 Getting to hope you like me 678 00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:23,947 - I like you. - I like you, too! 679 00:41:24,049 --> 00:41:28,713 It was an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini 680 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:31,812 That she wore for the first time today 681 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:34,790 So, Melanie, what other schools are you looking at? 682 00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:36,588 Actually, I have an interview at Georgetown. 683 00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:41,098 Wow! Georgetown, great school! So what would you study? 684 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,258 Pre-law. I want to get into the Cooper Program. 685 00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:47,168 The Cooper Program, no way! I always wanted to go to Japan. 686 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,737 Japan? What about Japan? 687 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,004 Sure, you study abroad at their sister school. 688 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:55,875 - Tokyo, right? - Tokyo? 689 00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:03,717 Here you go. 690 00:42:03,822 --> 00:42:06,655 Look, Doug. I really appreciate this, man. 691 00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:08,885 Can I help you out with gas money, anything? 692 00:42:08,994 --> 00:42:10,461 - Gas money? - Yeah. 693 00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:12,757 We charge hugs in this family. 694 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:20,364 One more for luck! 695 00:42:25,477 --> 00:42:27,001 - Thank you. - You mean... 696 00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:29,012 So long, farewell 697 00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:30,809 Auf Wiedersehen, adieu 698 00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:32,543 Adieu, adieu 699 00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:34,516 To you and you and you 700 00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:40,119 - See you! - Bye! I call shotgun! 701 00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:44,754 Goodbye 702 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:46,831 Goodbye 703 00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:50,368 Goodbye 704 00:42:50,468 --> 00:42:51,730 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 705 00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:54,730 Au revoir! - Adi�s! 706 00:42:54,839 --> 00:42:56,704 - See you! Jinx! - See you! Jinx! 707 00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:01,369 So... We missed the bus. 708 00:43:01,479 --> 00:43:04,175 But I did manage to get us a seat on a tour bus. 709 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,650 At least there won't be any singing. 710 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:16,353 Sister Christian, oh, the time has come 711 00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:20,363 And you know that you're the only one 712 00:43:20,465 --> 00:43:22,831 To say 713 00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:24,458 Okay 714 00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:26,628 Yeah, this is much better. 715 00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:33,033 It's just one semester. 716 00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:35,339 It's not like I'm getting a Japanese citizenship. 717 00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:37,312 You want to go halfway around the world, 718 00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:40,350 and I have to learn about it in a stranger's car? 719 00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:42,818 I'm just disappointed. 720 00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:44,616 We used to be tight. 721 00:43:44,723 --> 00:43:46,816 I'm sorry, Dad, it's just that I... 722 00:43:46,925 --> 00:43:50,554 You don't tell me about Georgetown. You don't tell me about Japan. 723 00:43:50,662 --> 00:43:53,460 You didn't even remember our special song. 724 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,299 I feel like I don't know anything about you anymore. 725 00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:03,572 What are we gonna do about them? 726 00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:14,177 That was great. That was great. 727 00:44:14,285 --> 00:44:16,651 Let me just borrow the mic, sir. I'm next. 728 00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:20,316 No, let me just... Give me the mic, sir. Let go of the mic, sir. 729 00:44:23,094 --> 00:44:24,823 Hi, everyone. 730 00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:26,260 Hi. 731 00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:30,824 First, thank you so much for letting us on this bus. 732 00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:33,369 My family and I, we're on a very special trip, 733 00:44:33,471 --> 00:44:35,530 and I'd kind of like to sing a song 734 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,337 that my father and I used to sing when I was a little girl. 735 00:44:44,716 --> 00:44:46,513 Okay. Brother. 736 00:44:46,618 --> 00:44:48,882 I'm gonna need you to give me a little bass on this one, all right? 737 00:44:48,987 --> 00:44:50,011 Like this. 738 00:44:57,829 --> 00:44:58,989 Who's next? 739 00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:02,623 That's it 740 00:45:02,734 --> 00:45:05,794 Gimme a "Ho!" if you've got your funky bus fare 741 00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:06,928 Ho! 742 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:10,565 There's a double dutch bus coming down the street 743 00:45:10,675 --> 00:45:15,044 Moving pretty fast So kind of shuffle your feet 744 00:45:15,146 --> 00:45:18,673 Get on the bus and pay your fare 745 00:45:18,783 --> 00:45:22,514 And tell the driver that you're going to a double dutch affair 746 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:23,644 Follow me. 747 00:45:23,755 --> 00:45:25,416 Fe fi fo fum 748 00:45:25,523 --> 00:45:27,423 Fe fi fo fum 749 00:45:27,525 --> 00:45:29,550 Well, I'll be darned, here it comes 750 00:45:29,661 --> 00:45:31,595 Well, I'll be darned, here it comes 751 00:45:31,696 --> 00:45:33,630 The double dutch bus is on the street 752 00:45:33,732 --> 00:45:35,359 The double dutch bus is on the street 753 00:45:35,467 --> 00:45:37,765 You better get off the curb And move your feet 754 00:45:37,869 --> 00:45:39,632 Get off the curb And move your feet 755 00:45:39,738 --> 00:45:41,763 - Say "Ho!" - Ho! 756 00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:43,807 - Say "Ho! Ho!" - Ho! Ho! 757 00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:45,808 - Say "Uptown!" - Uptown! 758 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:47,969 - Say "Downtown!" - Downtown! 759 00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:50,240 On the count of three Repeat after me 760 00:45:50,348 --> 00:45:51,781 One, two, three 761 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,214 Bip, bomp, bam, alakazam 762 00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:56,480 But only when you're grooving With the double dutch man 763 00:45:56,588 --> 00:45:58,317 Bip, bomp, bam, alakazam 764 00:45:58,423 --> 00:46:00,653 But only when you're grooving With the double dutch man 765 00:46:16,241 --> 00:46:18,300 Everybody scream 766 00:46:23,782 --> 00:46:25,443 And you said you didn't remember. 767 00:46:25,550 --> 00:46:28,178 Well, of course I remember, Dad. It's our song. 768 00:46:31,256 --> 00:46:35,488 - Tell me about this Cooper Program. - Oh, my goodness. It's so exciting. 769 00:46:35,593 --> 00:46:37,857 Okay, so I'm just like all about it. 770 00:47:15,099 --> 00:47:17,294 You're just going to make a left down Maples, 771 00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:20,098 three blocks and we're there. Thank you. 772 00:47:20,205 --> 00:47:22,833 Dad, do you think that Grandma still knows we're coming? 773 00:47:22,941 --> 00:47:26,468 Well, I didn't call her. But it's not like she's going anywhere. 774 00:47:26,578 --> 00:47:28,739 Just remember, she's an old woman now. 775 00:47:28,847 --> 00:47:31,145 She's not as light on her feet. 776 00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:44,893 Oh, yeah! 777 00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:58,503 - It's my son! - Not the control freak! 778 00:47:58,610 --> 00:47:59,736 Hide! 779 00:47:59,844 --> 00:48:03,245 - We've got to get out of here. - No, not there! 780 00:48:04,649 --> 00:48:05,638 Oh! 781 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:09,379 Come on. What's on your mind? That won't work. 782 00:48:10,521 --> 00:48:12,182 If you're ever in Okinawa... 783 00:48:12,290 --> 00:48:13,450 - Goodbye! - Bye! 784 00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:14,786 Bye! 785 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:20,728 You know they're gonna have that song in their head for the rest of their life. 786 00:48:20,832 --> 00:48:22,424 Everybody needs a little Double Dutch in their life. 787 00:48:22,533 --> 00:48:24,000 That's right, that's right. 788 00:48:24,102 --> 00:48:29,404 Oh, wow. Here we are. Home sweet home. 789 00:48:29,507 --> 00:48:33,372 I just hope the surprise isn't too much of a shock for her fragile heart. 790 00:48:33,478 --> 00:48:36,174 - She's getting up there in age. - She's 63. 791 00:48:40,051 --> 00:48:42,076 One second! 792 00:48:42,186 --> 00:48:43,847 We're here! 793 00:48:43,955 --> 00:48:45,820 - My goodness! - Hi, Grandma. 794 00:48:47,692 --> 00:48:52,152 Not so rough, you'll break her. Hey, Mama. Good to see you. 795 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,494 Is the coast clear? Hello? 796 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,589 Yoo-hoo! 797 00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:06,300 Now, Mama, I know you like the new security system. 798 00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:08,504 Uh-huh. It's lovely. 799 00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:14,749 Watch this. 800 00:49:16,521 --> 00:49:18,045 Check this out. 801 00:49:23,494 --> 00:49:25,553 - Floodlights. - Oh, my goodness. 802 00:49:25,663 --> 00:49:30,066 - Pretty impressive, right? - James, it looks like a football field! 803 00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:34,696 Melanie! - Oh, my goodness, I can't believe it! 804 00:49:34,806 --> 00:49:37,536 Oh, my goodness! Hi. 805 00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:41,271 Oh, my gosh! No! What are you doing here? 806 00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:44,507 - Yeah, what are you all doing here? - After you couldn't make it yesterday, 807 00:49:44,615 --> 00:49:47,049 we just decided to stay an extra night at my sister's and surprise you. 808 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:49,085 You can sleep over at my sister's like we planned. 809 00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:53,248 This is amazing! Amazing! This is the bestest, isn't it? 810 00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:55,519 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Totally. 811 00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:59,153 Thank you. Thank you, guys! Okay, bye, you guys. 812 00:49:59,297 --> 00:50:01,390 You're awesome! Come on, you guys, let's go. 813 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:04,696 Don't forget, we got a 10:00 flight to DC in the morning. 814 00:50:04,802 --> 00:50:06,770 Dad, don't worry. I'll be home by 8:00. 815 00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:09,339 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! 816 00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:16,313 Good night, James. 817 00:50:16,414 --> 00:50:18,780 You sure you don't want to wait for me to finish this? 818 00:50:18,883 --> 00:50:21,147 I think I'll survive the night. 819 00:50:26,290 --> 00:50:28,588 Albert and I are going to sleep. 820 00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:31,825 Good night, Son. 821 00:50:33,464 --> 00:50:36,558 You still mad at me for coming on the trip? 822 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:38,658 Son, no. 823 00:50:38,770 --> 00:50:41,898 No, I could never stay mad at you. You're my little man. 824 00:50:43,074 --> 00:50:45,770 - I love you, Dad. - I love you, too, Son. 825 00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:50,873 - Good night. - Get some rest. 826 00:50:57,889 --> 00:51:00,949 The gazelle daughter remains at its father's side, 827 00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:02,890 seeking protection and security, 828 00:51:02,994 --> 00:51:07,124 for if it veers off, it becomes vulnerable to a myriad of predators. 829 00:51:07,231 --> 00:51:10,223 What are you doing, gazelle? Stay with your daddy. 830 00:51:10,334 --> 00:51:13,428 Without the parent's guidance, the offspring are at the mercy 831 00:51:13,538 --> 00:51:17,372 of the harsh and unforgiving animal universe. 832 00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:22,378 Let's watch as the cheetah rips the little gazelle's head clean off. 833 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,449 Poor little gazelle, you should have stayed with your father. 834 00:51:36,594 --> 00:51:39,290 - Hello? - Who's this? 835 00:51:39,397 --> 00:51:43,060 - It's Chris. - Chris? What are you doing there? 836 00:51:43,167 --> 00:51:44,794 Duh, I live here. 837 00:51:45,002 --> 00:51:46,162 Where's Melanie? 838 00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:47,862 I don't know. I think she's in the shower. 839 00:51:47,972 --> 00:51:49,496 Hey. Hey, Bobbi. 840 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:51,734 Can you check and see if Melanie's in the shower? 841 00:51:51,843 --> 00:51:53,071 Shower! 842 00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:01,217 Oh, yeah 843 00:52:04,856 --> 00:52:07,381 Mr. Big Stuff 844 00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:09,555 Who do you think you are? 845 00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:12,128 Mr. Big Stuff 846 00:52:12,864 --> 00:52:15,424 You're never gonna get my love 847 00:52:15,533 --> 00:52:17,262 Mr. Big Stuff, tell me 848 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:20,096 Who do you think you are? 849 00:52:20,204 --> 00:52:21,671 Mr. Big Stuff 850 00:52:23,941 --> 00:52:26,671 - Can I help you? - I need to see my daughter. 851 00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:29,268 - Who's your daughter? - Melanie Porter. 852 00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:31,905 She's not a student here, she's just spending the night. 853 00:52:32,016 --> 00:52:34,382 - It will only take a minute. - Who is she staying with? 854 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:36,680 - Katie's sister. - Katie's sister. 855 00:52:36,787 --> 00:52:37,845 Yeah. 856 00:52:37,955 --> 00:52:39,582 I'm gonna need a little more than that. 857 00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:42,716 Ma'am, it's okay. I'm a police officer. 858 00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:47,594 Oh, thank goodness. Where's your badge, officer? 859 00:52:47,698 --> 00:52:48,824 It's back at my mom's. 860 00:52:48,933 --> 00:52:49,922 Oh! 861 00:52:50,034 --> 00:52:53,697 You still live with your mom. That's nice. 862 00:52:53,804 --> 00:52:56,830 Look, I know what this sounds like. 863 00:52:56,941 --> 00:52:59,739 Sounds like you're not getting in my sorority. 864 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:02,870 - Bye-bye, now. - Melanie! Melanie! 865 00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:06,575 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 866 00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:07,912 Melanie! 867 00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:16,488 Fight! Fight! 868 00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:22,899 Mel! Don't touch her! Mel! 869 00:53:33,411 --> 00:53:37,370 I've got you! Daddy's coming, baby! Daddy's coming. 870 00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:25,520 Oh, my goodness, you guys. 871 00:54:43,547 --> 00:54:48,075 - Mel, should I get my hair highlighted? - That could be pretty. 872 00:54:50,154 --> 00:54:52,645 Do you think I should get color contacts? 873 00:54:52,757 --> 00:54:55,519 That could be pretty. 874 00:54:55,626 --> 00:55:00,029 - Think I should get sparkly lip gloss? - That could be pretty. 875 00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:02,359 I am so glad we had this talk. 876 00:55:07,271 --> 00:55:09,899 Wow, you actually talked to your dad? 877 00:55:11,309 --> 00:55:14,472 I talked to him about everything, my whole plan. 878 00:55:15,379 --> 00:55:17,643 Major in political science, minor in American history 879 00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:20,717 and then to the Cooper Program for Japan. 880 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:21,807 Wow. 881 00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:24,649 He was actually excited to hear about it. 882 00:55:26,557 --> 00:55:29,583 I think I might've misjudged him this whole time. 883 00:55:29,694 --> 00:55:32,959 It's the first time I remember us having a real conversation. 884 00:55:33,064 --> 00:55:36,192 He listened to me. He treated me like an adult. 885 00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:42,101 I know he's done a lot of crazy things in the past, 886 00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,971 but on the bus, it was different. 887 00:55:45,242 --> 00:55:46,539 He changed. 888 00:55:49,714 --> 00:55:54,117 I think he actually trusts me to be on my own and make my own decisions. 889 00:56:06,230 --> 00:56:07,629 - Georgetown! - Georgetown! 890 00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:37,792 No, no. I'm a father! Listen, calm down! 891 00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:40,186 I knew it. 892 00:56:41,799 --> 00:56:44,131 No, this... This ain't what it looks... 893 00:56:52,643 --> 00:56:56,079 Where is he? Still no answer. We're gonna miss our flight. 894 00:56:56,180 --> 00:56:57,738 You gotta line up the colors. 895 00:56:59,984 --> 00:57:02,350 Hello? Yes, this is she. 896 00:57:04,255 --> 00:57:06,849 What? He's where? 897 00:57:07,892 --> 00:57:10,087 I cannot believe this. 898 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:17,757 For the last time, I have to get my daughter to Georgetown. 899 00:57:17,868 --> 00:57:20,029 Right. Sure, yeah. 900 00:57:26,477 --> 00:57:27,671 Come in. 901 00:57:31,248 --> 00:57:34,877 Hi, my name is Melanie Porter. I got a call about my father. Is he okay? 902 00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:38,648 The individual in custody was discovered this morning on campus 903 00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:43,693 sleeping underneath a girl's bed at the Omega Psi Lambda house. 904 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:46,558 Mel! My baby girl. 905 00:57:46,664 --> 00:57:48,427 You ain't gonna believe what happened. 906 00:57:48,532 --> 00:57:51,467 I tried calling you, and some guy answered the phone. 907 00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:54,094 - And it was kind of... - This man is not my father. 908 00:57:54,205 --> 00:57:55,297 Melanie Porter. 909 00:57:55,406 --> 00:57:57,704 Because my father would never cross the line like that. 910 00:57:57,808 --> 00:58:00,572 He would trust me to make smart choices. 911 00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:04,876 - Excuse me, but I have a flight to catch. - Mel. 912 00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:07,007 Mel! Don't walk away from... Mel! 913 00:58:19,530 --> 00:58:21,725 Roger Wilco. Over and out. 914 00:58:28,873 --> 00:58:31,171 Free to go. Someone sprung you. 915 00:58:39,416 --> 00:58:40,610 James. 916 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:45,811 Mama, what's going on? And where's Melanie and Trey? 917 00:58:47,324 --> 00:58:51,693 Trey's taking Albert for a walk, and Melanie's trying to catch her plane. 918 00:58:51,795 --> 00:58:54,059 And you let her go without me? 919 00:58:54,164 --> 00:58:55,756 Sit down, James. 920 00:58:58,802 --> 00:59:01,202 Melanie told me what happened at Northwestern. 921 00:59:01,305 --> 00:59:02,431 I can explain that. 922 00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:04,337 You didn't want her to go to Georgetown, 923 00:59:04,441 --> 00:59:07,035 so you concocted some ridiculous plan. 924 00:59:07,144 --> 00:59:09,044 I'm just trying to keep everybody safe. 925 00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:11,137 James. 926 00:59:11,248 --> 00:59:14,911 You took my home and you turned it into a high-security prison. 927 00:59:15,019 --> 00:59:17,078 You can't even let her spend the night with some friends 928 00:59:17,187 --> 00:59:19,121 without creeping around like a cat burglar. 929 00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:20,918 What do you expect me to do? 930 00:59:21,025 --> 00:59:25,052 How am I supposed to know she's safe if she goes all the way to Washington? 931 00:59:25,296 --> 00:59:29,096 James, how do you think I felt when you left to join the army? 932 00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:32,430 - I don't know, Mama. - I was terrified! 933 00:59:32,536 --> 00:59:36,734 I worried about you all the time. I still do. 934 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:41,607 But you had to follow your own path, and I had to let you leave the nest. 935 00:59:41,712 --> 00:59:45,671 I wanted you home every day you were gone, 936 00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:47,512 but I had to trust you. 937 00:59:47,618 --> 00:59:51,349 I had to trust that you could take care of yourself. 938 00:59:51,455 --> 00:59:55,858 And I had to believe in you. So why can't you believe in her? 939 01:00:24,021 --> 01:00:26,455 - I'll see you back at home. - Is Mom gonna kill me? 940 01:00:26,557 --> 01:00:29,390 I got your back on this one. Just don't let it happen again. 941 01:00:29,493 --> 01:00:31,324 - Good luck. - You'll need this. 942 01:00:31,428 --> 01:00:33,760 - Mama, I love you. - I love you, too, Son. 943 01:00:33,864 --> 01:00:35,161 Bye, Dad. 944 01:00:40,170 --> 01:00:43,264 Excuse me. The flight to DC, has it left yet? 945 01:00:43,374 --> 01:00:46,275 I'm sorry, sir. I'm afraid you've missed it. 946 01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:58,121 Mel. 947 01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:03,185 Hi. 948 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:06,261 You missed the flight. 949 01:01:06,363 --> 01:01:08,854 I wouldn't have if you hadn't gotten yourself arrested. 950 01:01:08,966 --> 01:01:12,094 - Mel, look. I was... - Dad, listen. 951 01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:15,330 Georgetown is... It's over. 952 01:01:15,439 --> 01:01:17,100 You know, you're getting exactly what you wanted. 953 01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:19,539 Me, closer to home. 954 01:01:19,643 --> 01:01:21,907 Baby, that's what I came here to tell you. 955 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:23,411 I don't want that anymore. 956 01:01:23,514 --> 01:01:25,880 - What are you talking about? - You know... 957 01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:29,642 Dads don't know everything. 958 01:01:29,753 --> 01:01:32,483 We just try to do the best we can. 959 01:01:32,589 --> 01:01:34,750 Last night, when I came to the sorority house? 960 01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:36,883 I was trying to protect you. 961 01:01:36,994 --> 01:01:40,589 That's what I do. I protect people. 962 01:01:40,698 --> 01:01:42,928 Now, sometimes I go too far. 963 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:46,093 - In this case, I went way too far. - Dad... 964 01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:48,364 No, baby, look. I love you. 965 01:01:48,472 --> 01:01:53,535 But I was so into what I wanted for you that I couldn't see what you wanted. 966 01:01:53,644 --> 01:01:55,839 I want what every girl wants. 967 01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:01,449 I want a dad who loves me, who adores me. 968 01:02:01,552 --> 01:02:04,578 I want you to know that you raised a really good girl. 969 01:02:04,688 --> 01:02:06,588 I want you to trust me. 970 01:02:12,930 --> 01:02:16,525 Guess I still see you as that little six-year-old girl 971 01:02:16,633 --> 01:02:18,828 singing Double Dutch Bus. 972 01:02:19,937 --> 01:02:23,134 I'm not that little girl anymore, Daddy. 973 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,435 I've grown up. 974 01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:29,740 Reality is, you've shown me I can trust you. 975 01:02:31,215 --> 01:02:32,512 You have. 976 01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:36,783 Okay, I'll make a deal with you. 977 01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:42,123 No more my plan, only your plan. 978 01:02:42,226 --> 01:02:44,626 Now let's get you to Georgetown. 979 01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:45,956 Deal. 980 01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:54,901 I don't care if Bob's here or not, we got to be in DC by 3:30. 981 01:02:55,005 --> 01:02:59,101 DC. Flow with me, Mel. Flow with me! 982 01:03:00,043 --> 01:03:02,170 Excuse me. Excuse me! 983 01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:09,045 - Is the plane going to Washington? - Yeah, but it's for team members only. 984 01:03:09,153 --> 01:03:12,145 We got a police emergency. You have to let us on that plane. 985 01:03:12,256 --> 01:03:15,487 - Are you guys divers? - Yeah. 986 01:03:15,592 --> 01:03:17,583 Big time. Huge divers. 987 01:03:20,798 --> 01:03:22,959 Since I was a baby. 988 01:03:23,066 --> 01:03:24,931 Well, climb on board. 989 01:03:38,282 --> 01:03:41,479 You got me runnin' goin' out of my mind 990 01:03:41,585 --> 01:03:44,918 You got me thinkin' that I'm wastin' my time 991 01:03:45,022 --> 01:03:47,115 Don't bring me down 992 01:03:47,524 --> 01:03:50,391 No, no, no, no, no 993 01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:57,158 I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor 994 01:03:57,267 --> 01:04:00,293 Don't bring me down, down, down 995 01:04:00,404 --> 01:04:02,804 - We did it. - Yeah. We did it. 996 01:04:06,543 --> 01:04:07,942 Excuse me. 997 01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:12,311 I never heard of a diving team having their own plane. 998 01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:15,317 Be pretty hard to do our thing without one. 999 01:04:16,486 --> 01:04:20,388 I thought all you'd need is a swimming pool and a bouncy board. 1000 01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:22,981 Wrong kind of diving team, man! 1001 01:04:23,093 --> 01:04:25,721 Well, what sort of diving team are you? 1002 01:04:35,138 --> 01:04:36,503 Rock and roll! 1003 01:04:37,741 --> 01:04:41,302 Dad! Dad, a skydiving team! 1004 01:04:41,411 --> 01:04:45,142 You mean, we're not landing in DC? 1005 01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:47,809 We are, but the plane's not. 1006 01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:51,081 But we got to get to Georgetown now! 1007 01:04:51,188 --> 01:04:54,021 There's only one way that's gonna happen! 1008 01:05:00,464 --> 01:05:02,125 USA! 1009 01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:06,567 USA! 1010 01:05:06,670 --> 01:05:11,369 Don't bring me down 1011 01:05:11,475 --> 01:05:14,035 What happened to the girl I used to know? 1012 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:18,677 You let your mind out somewhere down the road 1013 01:05:18,782 --> 01:05:21,615 Don't bring me down 1014 01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:23,481 No, no, no, no, no 1015 01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:25,851 - We can do this! Okay! - Okay! 1016 01:05:25,956 --> 01:05:27,480 We got to get to Georgetown! 1017 01:05:27,591 --> 01:05:29,354 Okay, Daddy! 1018 01:05:29,459 --> 01:05:31,427 All right. One! 1019 01:05:31,528 --> 01:05:33,928 Two! Three! 1020 01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:44,369 Now that's a great dad! 1021 01:05:44,841 --> 01:05:47,639 You got me shakin', got me runnin' away 1022 01:05:47,744 --> 01:05:49,177 Don't bring me down 1023 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:51,543 Dad! Pull the cord! 1024 01:05:51,648 --> 01:05:53,980 - What? - Pull the cord! 1025 01:05:54,084 --> 01:05:56,609 Oh, yeah, the cord! 1026 01:06:00,223 --> 01:06:03,021 Don't bring me down 1027 01:06:08,498 --> 01:06:10,295 Sorry about the wedding, Lou. 1028 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,095 Nice try, Phil. 1029 01:06:12,202 --> 01:06:13,965 But you're not going to psych me out. 1030 01:06:14,071 --> 01:06:18,201 After I make this putt, you owe me $20,000. 1031 01:06:22,112 --> 01:06:24,546 Happy days are here again. 1032 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,245 - Look out! - Look out! 1033 01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:36,983 That was weird. 1034 01:06:39,930 --> 01:06:41,420 What happened? 1035 01:06:43,934 --> 01:06:46,129 How do you get out of this? 1036 01:06:46,236 --> 01:06:48,898 - Sorry about that. You okay? - You? 1037 01:06:49,006 --> 01:06:50,598 - Oh, no. - You! 1038 01:06:50,707 --> 01:06:52,834 I'm real sorry about your wedding. 1039 01:06:52,943 --> 01:06:56,401 - I'm going to kill you and your little pig! - Gotta go. 1040 01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,413 Let's go! That way! That way! 1041 01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:03,647 - That's my cart! - Move! Move! 1042 01:07:03,754 --> 01:07:05,949 I can see the campus right over there! 1043 01:07:06,056 --> 01:07:08,957 Ten minutes to spare. Ain't no stopping us now. 1044 01:07:09,059 --> 01:07:11,653 - Dad! - Surprise! 1045 01:07:11,762 --> 01:07:13,024 Are you out of your mind? 1046 01:07:14,231 --> 01:07:16,358 Hand me the four-iron, Mel. 1047 01:07:17,434 --> 01:07:18,958 Take the wheel. 1048 01:07:25,475 --> 01:07:27,705 - How we looking? - Looking good! 1049 01:07:56,506 --> 01:07:58,474 Is this part of the initiation? 1050 01:07:59,176 --> 01:08:00,438 Get out of the way! 1051 01:08:03,914 --> 01:08:05,939 All right. Come on. We got one minute to go! 1052 01:08:06,049 --> 01:08:09,314 - Go, Mel! Go, Mel! Go, Mel! - I'm going! I'm going! 1053 01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:12,314 Daddy, elevator! 1054 01:08:16,893 --> 01:08:18,224 Wrong door! 1055 01:08:19,529 --> 01:08:20,962 Go! Go, move! 1056 01:08:21,064 --> 01:08:23,555 Work, work, work, work! Come on. 1057 01:08:28,071 --> 01:08:30,562 Sorry. I'm so very sorry about that one. 1058 01:08:33,743 --> 01:08:35,711 Daddy, get it off of me! 1059 01:08:42,652 --> 01:08:44,449 Hi. My name is Melanie Porter. 1060 01:08:44,554 --> 01:08:48,388 I have an interview with the admissions committee. 1061 01:08:48,492 --> 01:08:50,187 Of course. 1062 01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:51,988 Porter, Porter, Porter... 1063 01:08:53,830 --> 01:08:56,628 You made it just in time, Miss Porter. 1064 01:08:56,733 --> 01:08:58,064 They're all waiting for you, right in there. 1065 01:08:58,168 --> 01:08:59,465 Yes! Yes! 1066 01:09:03,206 --> 01:09:04,673 How do I look? 1067 01:09:04,774 --> 01:09:07,436 - Like an angel. All right. - Thanks, Dad. 1068 01:09:10,747 --> 01:09:12,408 That was horrible. 1069 01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:19,215 - Aren't you going in? - Next, please. 1070 01:09:24,594 --> 01:09:26,061 Mel. 1071 01:09:26,163 --> 01:09:27,255 What? 1072 01:09:32,435 --> 01:09:33,800 I'm afraid. 1073 01:09:34,905 --> 01:09:38,500 Well, guess what? I was afraid, too. 1074 01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:40,906 Dad, what are you afraid of? 1075 01:09:41,011 --> 01:09:43,445 I was afraid that if I let you go, 1076 01:09:43,547 --> 01:09:46,175 that you'd never need your daddy again. 1077 01:09:48,318 --> 01:09:50,548 But I'm always gonna need you. 1078 01:09:51,321 --> 01:09:55,758 Mel, this is what you gotta do. Go in there with all confidence. 1079 01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:58,919 Keep your head up. And do your best. 1080 01:10:00,397 --> 01:10:02,228 All you can do is win. 1081 01:10:04,267 --> 01:10:07,361 Yeah, I like that. 1082 01:10:07,470 --> 01:10:11,270 And if they don't accept you after that, it's their loss. 1083 01:10:14,778 --> 01:10:16,871 I'm so glad you're my dad. 1084 01:10:21,818 --> 01:10:24,082 Time for you to shine, baby. 1085 01:10:27,057 --> 01:10:29,218 I'm gonna let you go now. 1086 01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:33,225 Time to go. 1087 01:10:46,343 --> 01:10:47,867 Let's go, Trey. 1088 01:10:49,546 --> 01:10:51,673 - Melanie Porter. - Porter. 1089 01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:56,514 Here we go. Room 217. I just checked in your neighbor. 1090 01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:58,019 You did? Really? Who is it? 1091 01:11:00,156 --> 01:11:03,557 I don't believe it! Can you believe it? 1092 01:11:03,660 --> 01:11:07,152 - I'm in Room 218! - I don't believe it. 1093 01:11:08,665 --> 01:11:09,996 My gosh! 1094 01:11:10,100 --> 01:11:14,799 You inspired me to apply here, and now we're gonna be neighbors! 1095 01:11:14,904 --> 01:11:18,305 I have to go get my dad. He's gonna be so excited to see you! 1096 01:11:18,408 --> 01:11:20,706 - Dad? - Surprise! 1097 01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:24,810 James! How are you? 1098 01:11:24,914 --> 01:11:28,350 It's so good to see you. Oh, this is my wife, Sugarplum. 1099 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:29,748 Hi! 1100 01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:34,650 This is my sugarplum, Michelle. 1101 01:11:34,758 --> 01:11:37,192 Hello, Michelle. It's so nice to meet you. 1102 01:11:37,294 --> 01:11:39,387 - Hello, Michelle. - Hi. 1103 01:11:39,496 --> 01:11:44,866 So, our daughters are staying in the same dorm? How crazy is that? 1104 01:11:44,968 --> 01:11:46,663 You know what I'm thinking? 1105 01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:49,170 - Booster club karaoke party! - Booster club karaoke party! 1106 01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:52,240 A little more singing. A little more singing! 1107 01:11:52,342 --> 01:11:54,207 Absolutely! 1108 01:11:54,311 --> 01:11:55,903 - Come on, poopsie. - Okay! 1109 01:11:58,148 --> 01:11:59,206 Hey. 1110 01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:01,946 People 1111 01:12:02,052 --> 01:12:04,077 People who need people 1112 01:12:05,288 --> 01:12:06,880 Are the... 1113 01:12:09,459 --> 01:12:11,120 I swallowed a bug. 1114 01:12:13,129 --> 01:12:14,528 Wait for me! 1115 01:12:15,632 --> 01:12:18,066 I can't help it. I like that guy. 1116 01:12:25,275 --> 01:12:26,572 Our baby. 1117 01:12:37,554 --> 01:12:38,885 This is it. 1118 01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:41,615 Come here, baby. 1119 01:12:59,609 --> 01:13:02,271 I never thought this day would come. 1120 01:13:02,379 --> 01:13:05,348 I did. But I'm proud of you. 1121 01:13:08,284 --> 01:13:09,751 Thank you, Daddy. 1122 01:13:14,257 --> 01:13:16,282 I love you. 1123 01:13:16,393 --> 01:13:18,918 I love you, beautiful. 1124 01:13:19,028 --> 01:13:21,792 I'll see you at Thanksgiving, all right? 1125 01:14:36,606 --> 01:14:39,166 It'll be okay. 1126 01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:42,540 - Where does the time go? - Yeah. 1127 01:14:43,446 --> 01:14:45,846 Come on, baby. Let's head home. 1128 01:14:49,419 --> 01:14:51,649 Trey? Five minutes, dinner. 1129 01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:53,153 Coming, Dad. 1130 01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:57,891 I can't believe it's been three months already. 1131 01:14:57,994 --> 01:15:00,326 I just hope she hasn't changed too much. 1132 01:15:00,430 --> 01:15:03,627 Well, how changed could she be? You talk to her every week. 1133 01:15:06,436 --> 01:15:08,370 Where did Albert get that hat? 1134 01:15:08,471 --> 01:15:13,340 Over the river and through the woods to the Porters' house we go 1135 01:15:13,443 --> 01:15:15,775 I love this guy! Oh, what a gas! 1136 01:15:15,879 --> 01:15:17,039 Come on, James! 1137 01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:19,637 The karaoke's all set up. We're going to sing and dance! 1138 01:15:19,749 --> 01:15:21,239 No, maybe after we eat. 1139 01:15:21,351 --> 01:15:22,943 We don't want to start singing without the girls. 1140 01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:25,680 - Okay, all right. - That was Melanie and Wendy. 1141 01:15:25,788 --> 01:15:29,224 They're two minutes away. I can't wait to meet Tracy. 1142 01:15:29,325 --> 01:15:30,690 - Tracy? - Yeah. 1143 01:15:30,793 --> 01:15:32,590 That's a friend of hers from school. 1144 01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:35,687 They're gonna be studying in Japan together next semester. 1145 01:15:35,798 --> 01:15:36,992 Now, James, 1146 01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:39,864 you promised me you're not gonna make a big fuss about Japan. 1147 01:15:39,969 --> 01:15:42,233 No, this is the new James Porter. 1148 01:15:42,338 --> 01:15:46,741 New and improved. There's nothing I can't handle. I'm cool. 1149 01:15:46,843 --> 01:15:47,867 - We're here! - We're here! 1150 01:15:47,977 --> 01:15:49,569 Mel-bear! 1151 01:15:52,916 --> 01:15:53,940 Look at you, you look fabulous! 1152 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:55,176 You look fabulous. 1153 01:15:55,285 --> 01:15:59,346 Thank you. Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet Tracy. 1154 01:16:01,925 --> 01:16:02,892 Uh-oh. 1155 01:16:10,099 --> 01:16:12,624 Nice to meet you, Mr. Porter. Mrs. Porter. 1156 01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:17,201 Tracy. 1157 01:16:18,675 --> 01:16:20,368 - You're a guy. - Mmm-hmm. 1158 01:16:20,476 --> 01:16:22,535 Yeah. Yeah, I'm a guy. 1159 01:16:22,645 --> 01:16:25,705 Say "nice to meet you." 1160 01:16:25,815 --> 01:16:27,680 Nice to meet... 1161 01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:33,047 - Nice to meet you, Tracy. - There you go. 1162 01:16:33,156 --> 01:16:34,851 Thanks. Thank you, sir. 1163 01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:39,861 James, I am so proud of you. It takes a good dad to accept anything. 1164 01:16:39,963 --> 01:16:43,626 I'm so happy you just said that! Scooter! 1165 01:16:43,733 --> 01:16:47,999 - Ding-dong! - Dad, everyone, this is Scooter! 1166 01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:51,335 And Scooter and I are getting married! 1167 01:16:51,441 --> 01:16:52,669 Dad! 1168 01:16:53,643 --> 01:16:55,838 Getting to know you 1169 01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:57,412 Getting to know all... 1170 01:17:09,759 --> 01:17:12,694 Oh, and it's all right and it's coming on 1171 01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:16,561 We got to get right back to where we started from 1172 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:19,226 Love is good, love can be strong 1173 01:17:19,335 --> 01:17:23,066 We got to get right back to where we started from 1174 01:17:29,679 --> 01:17:31,874 Do you remember that day 1175 01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:33,505 That sunny day 1176 01:17:33,616 --> 01:17:36,676 When you first came my way 1177 01:17:36,786 --> 01:17:40,381 I said no one can take your place 1178 01:17:43,026 --> 01:17:44,618 And if you get hurt 1179 01:17:44,727 --> 01:17:46,194 If you get hurt 1180 01:17:46,295 --> 01:17:49,389 By the little things I say 1181 01:17:49,499 --> 01:17:54,402 I can put that smile back on your face 1182 01:17:54,804 --> 01:17:58,240 Oh, it's all right and it's coming on 1183 01:17:58,341 --> 01:18:02,038 We got to get right back to where we started from 1184 01:18:02,145 --> 01:18:04,841 Love is good, love can be strong 1185 01:18:04,947 --> 01:18:08,610 We got to get right back to where we started from 1186 01:18:08,718 --> 01:18:11,346 Oh, it's all right and it's coming on 1187 01:18:11,454 --> 01:18:15,117 We got to get right back to where we started from 1188 01:18:15,224 --> 01:18:17,692 Love is good, love can be strong 1189 01:18:17,794 --> 01:18:21,127 We got to get right back to where we started from 1190 01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:24,131 Oh, it's all right and it's coming on 1191 01:18:24,233 --> 01:18:25,530 We got to get right... 1192 01:18:29,272 --> 01:18:32,833 Give me a "Ho" if you've got your funky bus fare 1193 01:18:32,942 --> 01:18:34,341 Ho 1194 01:18:37,313 --> 01:18:39,508 You know you wanna jump on the double dutch bus 1195 01:18:39,615 --> 01:18:41,515 So take a ride we're waiting in the clutch 1196 01:18:41,617 --> 01:18:46,020 There's a double dutch bus coming down the street 1197 01:18:46,122 --> 01:18:49,853 Moving pretty fast, so kind of shuffle your feet 1198 01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:54,052 Get on the bus and pay your fare 1199 01:18:54,163 --> 01:18:55,653 And tell the driver that you're 1200 01:18:55,765 --> 01:18:57,960 Going to a double dutch affair 1201 01:18:58,067 --> 01:18:59,056 Follow me 1202 01:18:59,168 --> 01:19:00,795 Fe fi fo fum 1203 01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:02,871 Fe fi fo fum 1204 01:19:02,972 --> 01:19:04,906 Well, I'll be darned, here it comes 1205 01:19:05,007 --> 01:19:07,032 Well, I'll be darned, here it comes 1206 01:19:07,143 --> 01:19:08,940 The double dutch bus is on the street 1207 01:19:09,045 --> 01:19:10,842 The double dutch bus is on the street 1208 01:19:10,947 --> 01:19:13,245 You better get on the floor Move your feet 1209 01:19:13,349 --> 01:19:15,317 Get on the floor, move your feet 1210 01:19:15,418 --> 01:19:19,946 Ooh, get on the double dutch bus 1211 01:19:20,590 --> 01:19:22,057 Double dutch bus 1212 01:19:22,158 --> 01:19:23,625 Jump on it, on it 1213 01:19:23,726 --> 01:19:28,220 Ooh, get on the double dutch bus 1214 01:19:28,898 --> 01:19:30,297 The double dutch bus 1215 01:19:30,399 --> 01:19:31,388 Jump on it, on it 1216 01:19:31,501 --> 01:19:35,494 Now I've missed my bus and I know that I'm late 1217 01:19:35,605 --> 01:19:39,632 I gotta do something that I know I'm gonna hate 1218 01:19:39,742 --> 01:19:44,042 I gotta walk to work fifteen blocks 1219 01:19:44,147 --> 01:19:47,810 I just started, I already got a hole in my socks 1220 01:19:47,917 --> 01:19:48,906 Have a look now 1221 01:19:49,018 --> 01:19:50,508 Fe fi fo fum 1222 01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:52,349 Fe fi fo fum 1223 01:19:52,455 --> 01:19:54,548 Well, I'll be darned, here it comes 1224 01:19:54,657 --> 01:19:56,488 Well, I'll be darned, here it comes 1225 01:19:56,592 --> 01:19:58,822 The double dutch bus is on the street 1226 01:19:58,928 --> 01:20:00,589 The double dutch bus is on the street 1227 01:20:00,696 --> 01:20:02,926 You better get on the floor Move your feet 1228 01:20:03,032 --> 01:20:05,364 Get on the floor, move your feet 1229 01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:09,996 Ooh, get on the double dutch bus 1230 01:20:10,106 --> 01:20:12,040 The double dutch bus 1231 01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:13,403 Jump on it, on it 1232 01:20:13,509 --> 01:20:18,446 Ooh, get on the double dutch bus 1233 01:20:18,548 --> 01:20:20,311 The double dutch bus 1234 01:20:20,416 --> 01:20:21,405 Jump on it, on it 1235 01:20:21,517 --> 01:20:23,178 - Say "Ho!" - Ho 1236 01:20:23,286 --> 01:20:25,447 - Say "Ho! Ho!" - Ho! Ho! 1237 01:20:25,555 --> 01:20:27,420 - Say "Uptown!" - Uptown! 1238 01:20:27,523 --> 01:20:29,923 - Say "Downtown" - Downtown 1239 01:20:30,026 --> 01:20:33,018 Wizzo izzay izzle in this double dizuch 1240 01:20:33,129 --> 01:20:35,359 - One time - Dizouble dizuch 1241 01:20:35,464 --> 01:20:37,159 - Two time - Dizouble dizuch 1242 01:20:37,266 --> 01:20:38,290 Sing along now 1243 01:20:38,401 --> 01:20:41,734 Wizzo izzay izzle in this double dizuch 1244 01:20:41,838 --> 01:20:44,170 Dizouble dizuch 1245 01:20:44,273 --> 01:20:45,570 Dizouble dizuch 1246 01:20:45,675 --> 01:20:46,972 Now scream 1247 01:20:47,076 --> 01:20:50,375 Come along and ride it 1248 01:20:50,479 --> 01:20:51,446 Yeah 1249 01:20:53,349 --> 01:20:54,316 Jump on and scream 1250 01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:59,616 Come along and ride it 1251 01:20:59,722 --> 01:21:01,451 The double dutch bus 1252 01:21:01,557 --> 01:21:06,654 And I want you to come along and ride it 1253 01:21:06,762 --> 01:21:08,229 The double dutch bus 1254 01:21:08,331 --> 01:21:09,798 The double dutch bus 1255 01:21:09,899 --> 01:21:14,893 And I want you to come along and ride it 1256 01:21:15,004 --> 01:21:16,437 The double dutch bus 1257 01:21:16,539 --> 01:21:18,200 Double dutch bus 1258 01:21:18,307 --> 01:21:21,007 Jump on it, on it 1259 01:21:21,017 --> 01:21:28,137 Subtitle sync by : Anung Un Rama@BBFY Team 96932