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Well, that was
an interesting walk.
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Yes. Uh, listen,
I'd like to apologize
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for my skirmish
with cupcake,
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but in my defense,
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I did see
the tennis ball first.
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Well, hopefully you two
can start fresh next time.
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Well, that's up to him.
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Oh, I have to push back
our walk on Thursday.
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I'm going to sears
to get a picture
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of me and the dogs
for my Christmas card.
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Sears? I can do it
right here.
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Well, I kind
of like sears
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'cause they give you
the little mini ones-
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come on. It'll be
my holiday gift to you.
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Well, I already
have an appointment.
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But it's my gift
to you.
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And I appreciate that-
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it's my gift!
Ok. Ok.
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Ohh!
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There's my man!
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Ooh!
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It's so good
to have you home!
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All right. Settle down.
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Just me,
not the sparkletts guy.
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I'm sorry. Just bouncing
off the walls here.
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Really?
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Yeah, when you
don't have a job,
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you get up,
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you throw
on your sweats,
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you eat something,
you sit on the couch,
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and before you know it,
it's time for bed.
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That is word for word
one of my top dreams.
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Come on, honey,
entertain me, entertain me.
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All right,
I'd like to start off
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with a piece called
"having doritos."
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Seriously, honey,
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say one of those
funny things you say.
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What do ya got?
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Uh...
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Arr, rahr, rahr!
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Rahr!
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Ok, I remember you being
a lot more interesting.
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Look, just give me
2 minutes, all right?
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Why don't you read
a magazine or something?
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I read every magazine
in the house already.
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Well, here you go,
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read
my company newsletter,
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I.P. Yes. Go to town.
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"Snap, crackle, and pop:
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I.P.S. Switches
bubble wrap suppliers."
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I'm actually gonna read this.
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Kids, I think we should
nail down a date
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for our Christmas card
photo shoot.
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And as far
as wardrobe goes,
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I'm thinkin' everyone
in denim shirts and jeans.
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And I'm thinking no picture
and you go downstairs
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and get last night's
broccoli out of your teeth.
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Come on, darling,
what do you say?
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Let's show a little
father-daughter holiday spirit.
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Who knows
how many christmases
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we have left together?
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Ohh.
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Maybe next year,
daddy, ok?
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Fine.
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I wanna wish you both
a merry Christmas in hell!
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Oh, my God,
look at this.
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4 doritos
got baked together.
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I don't know whether to eat
it or donate it to science.
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Huh.
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What?
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Your depot is hiring
payroll assistants
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to handle
the extra holiday load.
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They need people
who can type and do payroll.
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I've done both.
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I should apply
for this, right?
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No,
I don't know.
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It would be so great
to get out of the house
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during the day
and make a little money.
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You know? And I'd feel like
I was part of the world again.
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I'm gonna go e-mail
my r�sum� right now.
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Oh. If it's cool
with you,
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because I would be invading
on your turf, you know?
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What?
Is that all right?
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Yeah?
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Yeah!
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Great! Thanks, baby!
Oh, yeah!
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No!
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So she's standing
on the curb,
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and I'm gettin' her packages
out of the truck,
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when out of nowhere
this car flies by,
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hits this huge puddle,
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and bam!
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We're in the middle
of a wet t-shirt contest.
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Me against her.
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She's winning,
but I'm holding my own.
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So, anyway, she's
just standing there,
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and she's got some
grade-a sweet potatoes.
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You know what I'm saying?
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So what she does is-
guess who?
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Hey!
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Hi, honey.
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What are you guys talking about?
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I heard
sweet potatoes.
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Uh, yeah.
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We were thinking
about gettin' 'em
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for
the vending machine.
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Actually, I was just, uh,
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telling a story
about this female person
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on my route. Sorry.
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Oh, that's ok. I know
what guys talk about.
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Keep goin' like
I wasn't even here.
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Was she hot?
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That's ok.
Oh, come on!
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All right, well, uh,
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this w-woman
got splashed by a car
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and her-her shirt
kind of got wet.
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That's where the previously
mentioned sweet potatoes come in.
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So I was like, you know,
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"take your package. I'm
not here for the show, lady.
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"I don't know what crap
you're tryin' to pull,
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but I love my wife."
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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God.
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Good one, honey.
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All right, snack time.
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Honey, can I tell you
how good it feels
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to be back at work?
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I already have
a best friend upstairs
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and a girl
we both hate.
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Good for you.
Yeah.
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So, what are
you gonna get?
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Eh, I'm not sure yet.
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Hey, how 'bout this?
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You pick the letter.
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I pick the number.
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Live dangerously.
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Mmm, I don't think so.
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I can't risk ending up
with a comb for lunch.
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I think
I'm goin' with fritos.
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Oh, don't get the fritos.
Get the cheetos.
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I'm in the mood
for those.
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Uh, well, you know,
for 70 cents,
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you can get
your very own bag.
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I know, but
I only want a few.
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Come on, j-6, j-6, j-6,
j-6, j-6, j-6-
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o- o-ok.
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J-6.
Yeah!
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How's it goin', stud?
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Carrie?
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Hi, honey!
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What are you doin'
on the c.B.?
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Wanda's teachin' me how.
Right, Wanda?
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That's right, Doug.
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Well...
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We're all here, then.
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So, what's goin' on?
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Uh...
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Just doin' my route.
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Oh, you say "rowt"?
I say "root."
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And yet
we still make it work.
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Ok. Gotta wrap this up.
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Got a package thing
to do.
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Ok. Bye, honey!
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Bye.
Oh, wait!
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Say good-bye
to Wanda.
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Bye, Wanda.
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Bye, Doug.
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Ok, I need hershey
in a little tighter.
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Cupcake,
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quit the funny business.
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This is a family picture.
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And that's it. Now, hold it.
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Now, just wait
for the flash.
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Arthur,
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I hadn't
planned on you
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actually being
in the photo.
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Why not? It's a picture
of everyone you walk.
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Well. Yeah, but I'm
sending these to my clients,
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and I'm not sure
they would understand
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that I walk
a human being.
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When they see your name
on the list,
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I tell them
you're a schnauzer.
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Just smile.
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Arthur, I don't think
I really wanna do-
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do it or you're fired!
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Now smile.
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Only 80 more seconds.
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Ok. I'm going to sears.
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Fine, but if
you're so worried
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about your picture
being ruined,
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I'd worry about him!
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Buster?
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Something that ugly
doesn't deserve a name.
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Are you sure northern
boulevard's the best way to go?
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There's so many lights.
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I think we should cut
through the waldbaum's
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and go through
the neighborhood.
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You know? And then
we'd avoid all that.
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Let's try that
tomorrow.
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Okeydoke.
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Ohh!
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Ahh.
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I am beat. I'm gonna
head upstairs to bed.
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Yeah,
me, too.
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You know what? Actually,
I'm gonna stay down
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and actually watch
a little tele-vis-i-on
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for a while.
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Ok, baby.
Ok.
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Oh, is that
Patrick Swayze?
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Hey, man.
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Have you seen Carrie?
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No.
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Thank God!
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I gotta hit the men's room
where I can grab 20 minutes alone
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before we drive home
tonight.
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Yeah,
about all that time
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you're spending
in the bathroom...
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The other drivers are
getting a little creeped out
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walking in and finding you in
that folding chair by the urinals.
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I'm sorry, but it's the only
way I can escape her.
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She's everywhere!
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00:10:28,074 --> 00:10:28,907
Doug?
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Oh, my God!
Cover for me!
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Hey.
Hey.
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You see
the big guy?
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Uh, I-i think he's
still out on his route.
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But his truck's
right there.
228
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Oh, he-he must be
delivering on foot, then.
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You guys do that?
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Uh, we like to mix it up.
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Uh, that's my snack.
See you later.
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Hey, that's
my lean pocket.
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No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
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I need to do this.
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Aah!
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Hey, baby.
Hey!
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Calm down.
It's just me.
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I know. What's up?
What's goin' on?
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Oh, I was just wondering
if you can store some stuff
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in your locker for me.
241
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Like what?
Oh, just my sweater
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and some
of my lady products
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and a picture of me
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to remember me
when I'm not here.
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And when will that be?!
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What?
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I'm sorry. It's just...
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Every second of every day,
249
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you know? Driving together,
calling me in the truck.
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All night with me, you,
and Patrick Swayze.
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I can't take it anymore!
252
00:12:13,345 --> 00:12:16,181
All right, look, Doug, maybe I
went a little overboard here, ok?
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Maybe I called you
a little too much
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on your little radio there,
255
00:12:18,984 --> 00:12:20,818
but I'm only gonna
be here for 2 weeks!
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00:12:20,886 --> 00:12:22,587
You couldn't take it
for 2 weeks?
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I was surprised myself!
258
00:12:23,789 --> 00:12:25,523
You know? But 2 weeks
can seem pretty long!
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00:12:25,591 --> 00:12:27,458
You know, like,
if you're on jury duty
260
00:12:27,526 --> 00:12:29,927
or trapped in a mine!
261
00:12:29,995 --> 00:12:31,595
Oh! Ok, so working with me
262
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,931
is like being
trapped in a mine.
263
00:12:33,999 --> 00:12:35,432
Ok, well, I-
264
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,467
you know what, Doug?
265
00:12:36,534 --> 00:12:39,270
I am so sorry
that my very presence here
266
00:12:39,338 --> 00:12:41,105
has been so awful for you.
267
00:12:42,057 --> 00:12:43,374
You know what?
It's really funny,
268
00:12:43,441 --> 00:12:45,510
because for me,
269
00:12:45,577 --> 00:12:47,045
I love spending
this time together.
270
00:12:47,112 --> 00:12:50,548
I- I love being here
with you. You know?
271
00:12:50,615 --> 00:12:52,216
I mean...
272
00:12:52,284 --> 00:12:54,752
Watching you work has
actually been a turn-on for me,
273
00:12:54,819 --> 00:12:56,320
if you could believe that.
274
00:13:04,129 --> 00:13:05,629
Really?
275
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:08,032
Yeah. You know, watching
you lift all those heavy boxes
276
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:11,802
and gettin' sweaty
and workin' the forklift.
277
00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:14,071
I've never seen you
at work, you know?
278
00:13:14,139 --> 00:13:15,973
You're good at
what you do. It's sexy.
279
00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:20,845
It is?
280
00:13:20,913 --> 00:13:23,064
Yeah, but
you hate me, so...
281
00:13:23,132 --> 00:13:24,132
What's the point?
282
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,367
I-
283
00:13:26,435 --> 00:13:27,669
I feel
like an idiot now.
284
00:13:27,736 --> 00:13:29,520
Well, you should.
285
00:13:29,588 --> 00:13:31,139
Look,
I'm-I'm sorry.
286
00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:33,674
You know I love you.
I just-
287
00:13:33,742 --> 00:13:35,876
I just
got carried away.
288
00:13:41,283 --> 00:13:43,684
So you like
the forklift, huh?
289
00:13:45,354 --> 00:13:46,654
Yeah.
290
00:13:46,722 --> 00:13:49,724
Especially when you raise
and swivel at the same time.
291
00:13:49,791 --> 00:13:52,126
You know, that breaks
every safety code, but...
292
00:13:52,194 --> 00:13:53,862
It's my signature move.
293
00:13:57,849 --> 00:14:00,351
Do you, uh...
294
00:14:00,418 --> 00:14:02,586
Like it
when I do this here?
295
00:14:02,654 --> 00:14:04,421
Do you like that,
right here? Huh?
296
00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:12,413
We get it, Doug.
Yeah.
297
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,865
Give it a rest now.
298
00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:16,634
How 'bout
this stuff here?
299
00:14:19,004 --> 00:14:20,504
Ohh!
300
00:14:20,572 --> 00:14:23,308
Bubbles no match for me!
301
00:14:26,661 --> 00:14:27,945
Look, I'm-
302
00:14:28,013 --> 00:14:30,548
I'm really sorry.
Ok?
303
00:14:30,616 --> 00:14:31,549
Ok.
304
00:14:45,764 --> 00:14:47,882
Have a good day
at work, tiger.
305
00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:50,484
Mmm. I hate
to see you go,
306
00:14:50,552 --> 00:14:52,719
but I love
to watch you leave.
307
00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:56,957
What's up
with you two now?
308
00:14:57,025 --> 00:14:59,360
Oh, just found out
there's a couple of perks
309
00:14:59,428 --> 00:15:01,395
to havin' your wife
around at work.
310
00:15:01,463 --> 00:15:02,530
What do you mean?
311
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,515
Mmm. I don't
like to have sex
312
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,317
in a truck and tell.
313
00:15:07,952 --> 00:15:10,555
Oh, wait. I guess I do.
314
00:15:10,622 --> 00:15:13,691
Nice.
Yahtzee!
315
00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:16,227
Doug and Carrie,
316
00:15:16,295 --> 00:15:17,812
back of his truck.
317
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:22,049
Turnin' this place
into I.P. "Oh, yes."
318
00:15:23,218 --> 00:15:24,652
That's the story, Duke.
319
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,655
And by the way,
he punched out after.
320
00:15:27,723 --> 00:15:29,490
Rockin' on the clock.
321
00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:32,126
Now, that's
the way to do it.
322
00:15:32,193 --> 00:15:34,061
I heard it was
surprisingly tender.
323
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,681
I think it's
pretty inappropriate.
324
00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:37,682
Aren't they married?
325
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,684
Yeah.
Still, in a truck?
326
00:15:39,752 --> 00:15:41,318
Yeah, guess
you're right.
327
00:15:41,387 --> 00:15:43,287
Why are temps
always so slutty?
328
00:15:59,819 --> 00:16:00,919
Spence, my good man!
329
00:16:00,988 --> 00:16:03,722
Yeah, I'm here. Um...
330
00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:06,909
Why did you want me
to wear a green turtleneck?
331
00:16:06,976 --> 00:16:09,745
For our Christmas card,
of course.
332
00:16:09,813 --> 00:16:10,979
Come again?
333
00:16:11,047 --> 00:16:12,047
A simple snapshot.
334
00:16:12,115 --> 00:16:14,383
You offer me these
chocolate chip cookies,
335
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:17,703
and I react with delight,
thusly:
336
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,271
Hey!
337
00:16:20,823 --> 00:16:21,941
What-
338
00:16:22,008 --> 00:16:23,976
what exactly
is our relationship
339
00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:26,979
that we're sending out
a Christmas card together?
340
00:16:27,046 --> 00:16:28,347
Buddies, confidants,
341
00:16:28,414 --> 00:16:30,633
2 Randy gents
about town.
342
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,901
Don't you think
that seems...
343
00:16:32,969 --> 00:16:35,688
Joyous? Inspired?
344
00:16:35,755 --> 00:16:37,489
Gay.
345
00:16:37,557 --> 00:16:40,309
Christmas is no time
for bigotry!
346
00:16:40,377 --> 00:16:41,794
I'm not homophobic!
347
00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:45,414
I just don't wanna
be on a card with you.
348
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:46,715
These aren't even real!
349
00:16:46,783 --> 00:16:48,200
Of course not.
They're prop cookies.
350
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,886
Real cookies photograph
like buttons, idiot!
351
00:16:50,954 --> 00:16:52,154
Merry Christmas, Arthur.
352
00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:53,639
Good! Leave, then.
353
00:16:53,707 --> 00:16:55,591
Now I don't have
to explain to people
354
00:16:55,658 --> 00:16:57,859
how I befriended
a lawn dwarf!
355
00:17:01,014 --> 00:17:02,615
Back of the truck. Now.
356
00:17:09,188 --> 00:17:10,239
Ahh.
357
00:17:10,307 --> 00:17:12,208
Comin' back for
some more Dougie lovin', huh?
358
00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:14,910
I guess once you pop,
you can't stop.
359
00:17:14,978 --> 00:17:16,212
Ow!
360
00:17:16,279 --> 00:17:18,314
Tough love. I'm in.
361
00:17:18,381 --> 00:17:21,483
I can't believe
you told everyone!
362
00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:22,634
What are you
talkin' about?
363
00:17:22,702 --> 00:17:24,919
What am I talking about?
About what we did here.
364
00:17:24,987 --> 00:17:26,104
Oh, and you
didn't tell anyone?
365
00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:27,823
Oh, yeah, I just couldn't
wait to tell everyone
366
00:17:27,891 --> 00:17:30,159
how chunky nailed me
on bubble wrap.
367
00:17:30,226 --> 00:17:31,726
You see,
I knew this was wrong
368
00:17:31,795 --> 00:17:33,628
for a husband and wife
to work together!
369
00:17:33,696 --> 00:17:35,831
Well, you know what, you don't
have to worry about that anymore,
370
00:17:35,899 --> 00:17:37,833
because for the rest
of my time here,
371
00:17:37,901 --> 00:17:39,301
we are not husband
and wife, ok?
372
00:17:39,368 --> 00:17:41,036
We are separate employees
373
00:17:41,104 --> 00:17:42,905
with separate lives.
374
00:17:42,972 --> 00:17:44,105
Works for me!
375
00:17:44,173 --> 00:17:44,906
Perfect!
376
00:17:56,019 --> 00:17:57,369
Ok, payday!
377
00:17:57,437 --> 00:17:59,388
Who wants
a paycheck?
378
00:17:59,456 --> 00:18:00,789
Uh, LA pointe?
379
00:18:00,857 --> 00:18:01,990
LA pon-tay.
380
00:18:02,058 --> 00:18:03,058
Right.
There you go.
381
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,059
Deacon?
382
00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:05,060
Thanks, Carrie.
383
00:18:05,128 --> 00:18:06,862
You're welcome.
And...
384
00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:09,064
Hefferman?
385
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,817
Actually,
it's heffer-nan.
386
00:18:11,885 --> 00:18:12,835
Oh!
387
00:18:12,902 --> 00:18:15,237
Right. Ok, well,
here's your check, dick.
388
00:18:16,572 --> 00:18:18,407
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's Doug.
389
00:18:18,474 --> 00:18:20,041
I'm sorry.
I'm new here.
390
00:18:20,109 --> 00:18:22,027
Ok, florsheim?
391
00:18:22,094 --> 00:18:23,779
Listen, I do need
to speak to you
392
00:18:23,847 --> 00:18:26,031
about one
non-work-related matter
393
00:18:26,098 --> 00:18:27,257
if that's ok.
394
00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:28,417
What is it?
395
00:18:28,518 --> 00:18:29,367
Well, it's about
our Christmas tree.
396
00:18:29,435 --> 00:18:30,502
We're supposed
to get it tonight,
397
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:32,604
that is, if we're still
celebrating Christmas.
398
00:18:32,672 --> 00:18:33,805
Well, I know I am.
399
00:18:33,873 --> 00:18:34,539
As am I. In fact,
400
00:18:34,691 --> 00:18:36,792
I'm gettin'
a Santa tattoo.
401
00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:42,731
How 'bout this, Doug,
402
00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:46,067
how 'bout we each get
our own tree this year? Hmm?
403
00:18:46,135 --> 00:18:48,803
Sounds good to me. Now I can
break out my naked lady ornaments.
404
00:18:56,712 --> 00:19:00,249
Ohh. Well,
I got my tree.
405
00:19:00,316 --> 00:19:01,683
Oh, is that one
yours?
406
00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:03,519
That's adorable.
407
00:19:04,887 --> 00:19:05,754
Actually, um, no.
408
00:19:05,821 --> 00:19:06,988
I'm gonna-
this is the tree
409
00:19:07,056 --> 00:19:08,957
that I'm getting
right here.
410
00:19:10,927 --> 00:19:11,860
Ok.
There you go.
411
00:19:11,928 --> 00:19:12,994
I got it.
Yeah.
412
00:19:13,063 --> 00:19:14,163
Ok.
413
00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:18,200
Hi.
Hi.
414
00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:19,334
How much for this one?
415
00:19:19,402 --> 00:19:21,085
Uh, that's $55.
416
00:19:21,153 --> 00:19:22,805
$55. All righty.
417
00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:26,341
Here we go. 60.
418
00:19:26,409 --> 00:19:27,225
Ben, honey?
419
00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:28,510
Yeah?
You got change?
420
00:19:28,577 --> 00:19:30,779
Oh, I sure do,
sweetheart.
421
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:32,547
Well, where-where'd
I put my Fanny pack?
422
00:19:32,615 --> 00:19:34,499
It's in the trailer.
Right.
423
00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:36,434
He never remembers
anything.
424
00:19:36,502 --> 00:19:38,036
In case you forget,
your hat's on your head.
425
00:19:39,772 --> 00:19:41,857
You guys are married?
Oh, yeah.
426
00:19:41,924 --> 00:19:43,124
And you work
together?
427
00:19:43,192 --> 00:19:46,879
We've been together
24 hours a day since 1951.
428
00:19:46,946 --> 00:19:48,847
Let me get some rope
for your car.
429
00:19:48,915 --> 00:19:50,399
Ok.
430
00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:52,751
Wow.
431
00:19:52,819 --> 00:19:54,486
They've worked together
for half a century,
432
00:19:54,554 --> 00:19:56,154
and, uh...
433
00:19:56,222 --> 00:19:57,889
We couldn't even
make it for 10 days.
434
00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:00,158
We suck.
435
00:20:00,226 --> 00:20:01,894
Yeah.
436
00:20:01,961 --> 00:20:03,061
Look, I'm-
437
00:20:03,128 --> 00:20:05,630
I'm sorry
about all this. I-
438
00:20:05,698 --> 00:20:07,065
I love being with you,
and if you want,
439
00:20:07,132 --> 00:20:09,100
you can work
at I.P.S. Full-time.
440
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,352
Should I quit?
441
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,986
That would make it
the best Christmas ever.
442
00:20:12,054 --> 00:20:14,639
Yes, sir,
got the change.
443
00:20:14,707 --> 00:20:17,175
And did you want the other tree as well?
444
00:20:17,243 --> 00:20:18,310
Uh, you know what?
445
00:20:18,377 --> 00:20:20,012
I think the one
is just good for us.
446
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,146
We're fine.
Thank you.
447
00:20:21,214 --> 00:20:23,315
Yeah. Thank you,
you guys.
448
00:20:23,382 --> 00:20:25,317
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
449
00:20:27,737 --> 00:20:30,489
Nice work. You
just cost us a sale.
450
00:20:30,556 --> 00:20:31,490
I did?
451
00:20:31,557 --> 00:20:32,824
Yeah, if you'd
had your Fanny pack
452
00:20:32,892 --> 00:20:34,192
around your waist
where it belonged,
453
00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:35,827
they wouldn't have time
to change their mind.
454
00:20:35,895 --> 00:20:37,429
But the money's safer
in the trailer!
455
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,230
Oh, you get stupider
every year!
456
00:20:39,298 --> 00:20:40,499
Oh, shut up!
457
00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:42,901
Shut up. Shut up!
458
00:20:42,968 --> 00:20:44,269
Shut up!
459
00:20:44,336 --> 00:20:46,254
Daphne, shut up!
460
00:21:34,237 --> 00:21:35,487
Fire!
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