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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,850 --> 00:00:03,534 Previously on king of queens... 2 00:00:04,602 --> 00:00:06,119 Honey, I am so proud of you 3 00:00:06,187 --> 00:00:08,255 for sticking to this diet. 4 00:00:08,323 --> 00:00:09,573 No carbs, no sugar, 5 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,641 no boobies. 6 00:00:11,709 --> 00:00:13,944 I rented this awesome lodge up in the mountains. 7 00:00:14,012 --> 00:00:15,712 I took her there 10 years ago. We had a great time. 8 00:00:15,780 --> 00:00:18,965 That's strange. I can't seem to find my car keys. 9 00:00:19,033 --> 00:00:21,785 Arthur, Doug and Carrie said you couldn't drive. 10 00:00:21,853 --> 00:00:23,537 What if it's an emergency? No! 11 00:00:23,604 --> 00:00:24,521 I don't know. 12 00:00:24,672 --> 00:00:26,773 He could probably drive if it's an emergency. 13 00:00:26,841 --> 00:00:28,558 Can you believe I got us the same room? 14 00:00:28,626 --> 00:00:29,476 Hmm? 15 00:00:29,544 --> 00:00:31,929 I got us the same room as last time. 16 00:00:31,996 --> 00:00:33,229 What last time? 17 00:00:35,699 --> 00:00:37,301 Last time we were here. 18 00:00:37,368 --> 00:00:38,768 We were never here. 19 00:00:38,836 --> 00:00:40,103 Come on. Stop it. 20 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:44,525 Is Beth here with you? 21 00:00:44,592 --> 00:00:46,376 Oh, my God. 22 00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:21,811 Land ho! 23 00:01:21,879 --> 00:01:24,096 Now, when we get out of the boat here, step lively. 24 00:01:24,164 --> 00:01:26,098 Remember, this is turtle country. 25 00:01:29,503 --> 00:01:31,237 It's all good. It's all good. 26 00:01:31,304 --> 00:01:34,407 Here we go. Ok. 27 00:01:34,474 --> 00:01:35,975 Milady. 28 00:01:38,646 --> 00:01:40,379 There we go. 29 00:01:40,447 --> 00:01:41,298 Doug. Doug. 30 00:01:41,365 --> 00:01:43,449 I got it. I got it. Doug's got it. 31 00:01:46,854 --> 00:01:49,088 Whoo! You know what I like about this place? 32 00:01:49,156 --> 00:01:50,724 It's totally new. 33 00:01:50,791 --> 00:01:53,292 Never seen it before. Never been here before. 34 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,562 Is fresh. 35 00:01:55,629 --> 00:01:57,664 So what do you wanna do? 36 00:01:57,732 --> 00:01:58,898 I don't know. 37 00:01:58,966 --> 00:02:01,451 Well, what do people usually do here? 38 00:02:01,519 --> 00:02:03,085 Uh... 39 00:02:03,154 --> 00:02:05,054 Take in the scenery, I guess. 40 00:02:05,122 --> 00:02:06,055 Uh-huh. 41 00:02:06,123 --> 00:02:08,741 Come on. What do you say? Shall we? 42 00:02:11,045 --> 00:02:13,062 All right. Now, you see that? 43 00:02:13,131 --> 00:02:14,864 That's poison Ivy. 44 00:02:14,932 --> 00:02:16,700 Leaves of 3, let it be. 45 00:02:16,767 --> 00:02:19,202 Learned that in boy scouts. 46 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,637 Huh. 47 00:02:22,172 --> 00:02:24,641 What else you got? 48 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:28,695 I read in the brochure that this area has 22 indigenous ferns. 49 00:02:28,762 --> 00:02:31,931 Wanna discover a new one and name it Carrie? 50 00:02:35,052 --> 00:02:36,586 The canoe! 51 00:02:36,654 --> 00:02:38,521 Oh, crap! 52 00:02:38,589 --> 00:02:39,773 Watch it! Leaves of 3! Leaves of 3! 53 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,942 Crap! Crap! 54 00:02:45,112 --> 00:02:46,813 Cold! Cold! 55 00:02:46,881 --> 00:02:48,831 So cold. 56 00:02:48,899 --> 00:02:51,450 Cold! Cold. 57 00:02:58,125 --> 00:03:00,710 All right, boys, we're goin' in. 58 00:03:00,778 --> 00:03:02,779 Down goes Frazier. 59 00:03:08,368 --> 00:03:10,486 It's too far! I can't get it! 60 00:03:13,224 --> 00:03:14,491 Just swim! 61 00:03:14,559 --> 00:03:16,226 I just swallowed a fish! 62 00:03:16,293 --> 00:03:17,693 I don't think you did. 63 00:03:17,761 --> 00:03:19,729 I did. I think it was a sardine. 64 00:03:19,796 --> 00:03:20,430 You love sardines. 65 00:03:20,498 --> 00:03:21,982 With Mayo! 66 00:03:22,049 --> 00:03:23,867 All right. You know what? Bring it in. Bring it in. 67 00:03:28,021 --> 00:03:30,273 Come on! 68 00:03:35,663 --> 00:03:39,082 Well, that was pretty pathetic. 69 00:03:39,149 --> 00:03:40,917 Well, on behalf of myself 70 00:03:40,985 --> 00:03:42,919 and the baby sardines growing in my stomach, 71 00:03:42,987 --> 00:03:44,754 thanks for the love. 72 00:03:44,821 --> 00:03:46,539 So, what do we do now? 73 00:03:46,607 --> 00:03:49,409 You think we can get back on foot? 74 00:03:49,476 --> 00:03:51,344 I'm sure we could if we knew where we were, 75 00:03:51,412 --> 00:03:53,646 but I've never been here before, remember? 76 00:03:53,714 --> 00:03:54,997 Is fresh! 77 00:03:55,065 --> 00:03:55,832 Oy. 78 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:57,017 All right. You know what? 79 00:03:57,084 --> 00:03:58,151 We have the cell phone. 80 00:03:58,219 --> 00:04:00,053 We'll call information for the hotel, 81 00:04:00,121 --> 00:04:02,155 and they will give us directions back. 82 00:04:02,223 --> 00:04:04,858 It's, uh, Mountain view lodge, right? 83 00:04:04,925 --> 00:04:06,492 I thought it was Mountain Ridge. 84 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,094 What? No, you're wrong. 85 00:04:08,161 --> 00:04:09,662 No, you're wrong. Uh, excuse me. 86 00:04:09,730 --> 00:04:10,947 I'm the one who made the reservation. 87 00:04:11,015 --> 00:04:12,648 I think I know the name of the hotel. 88 00:04:12,716 --> 00:04:13,950 Uh, excuse me. 89 00:04:14,017 --> 00:04:15,985 You don't even remember which girl you brought here. 90 00:04:17,488 --> 00:04:18,755 Fine. You know what? 91 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:20,924 Just call your dad. I left the number with him. 92 00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:27,564 Hello? 93 00:04:27,632 --> 00:04:28,481 Hey, dad. 94 00:04:28,549 --> 00:04:29,515 Who is this? 95 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:31,668 Carrie. 96 00:04:31,736 --> 00:04:33,970 Listen, it's not a big deal. 97 00:04:34,037 --> 00:04:35,405 Doug and I are a little lost. 98 00:04:35,473 --> 00:04:36,739 Is this an emergency? 99 00:04:36,807 --> 00:04:39,525 Well, yeah. Kinda. 100 00:04:39,593 --> 00:04:41,694 Hold on, baby! Daddy's coming! 101 00:04:45,816 --> 00:04:48,117 Ok, that's not gonna work. 102 00:04:48,185 --> 00:04:49,986 You know what? Let me just call information. 103 00:04:50,053 --> 00:04:52,622 Let them figure it out. 104 00:04:55,526 --> 00:04:58,461 Yeah, hey. I need the number to Mountain lake lodge 105 00:04:58,529 --> 00:05:01,380 near lake chapawawa. 106 00:05:01,448 --> 00:05:03,683 Nothing? 107 00:05:03,751 --> 00:05:06,352 How about Mountain Ridge lodge? 108 00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:09,622 Lakeview? Lake Ridge? 109 00:05:09,690 --> 00:05:12,559 Land o' lakes. Emerson, lake, and Palmer. 110 00:05:12,626 --> 00:05:14,127 Help me out here, ok? 111 00:05:21,018 --> 00:05:22,652 Do you happen to have a listing 112 00:05:22,719 --> 00:05:25,488 for an Elizabeth mcgurtrie in staten island? 113 00:05:27,291 --> 00:05:31,227 It might be Beth mcgurtrie. Check that. 114 00:05:31,295 --> 00:05:33,163 Oh, my God. 115 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:35,365 What are you doing? 116 00:05:35,432 --> 00:05:36,849 No, it's a different Beth. 117 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:38,150 This one's a park ranger. 118 00:05:38,218 --> 00:05:39,986 I can't believe you're calling her! 119 00:05:40,054 --> 00:05:42,322 Maybe she can remember the name of the place. 120 00:05:42,389 --> 00:05:44,841 This is-it's unbeli-I mean, first you bring me here 121 00:05:44,908 --> 00:05:46,175 thinking that I'm her- 122 00:05:46,243 --> 00:05:47,276 oh, my God! 123 00:05:47,344 --> 00:05:49,045 How many times do I gotta apologize for this?! 124 00:05:49,113 --> 00:05:51,380 I made a mistake, ok?! Can we move on?! 125 00:05:51,448 --> 00:05:52,615 No, we can't move on, Doug. 126 00:05:52,683 --> 00:05:53,850 You know, I don't think this is a mistake. 127 00:05:53,917 --> 00:05:55,184 I mean, ever since you've lost all that weight, 128 00:05:55,252 --> 00:05:57,253 you've become an insensitive jerk. 129 00:05:57,321 --> 00:05:58,604 What?! That's right! 130 00:05:58,672 --> 00:06:00,473 Fat Doug would never do this to me. 131 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:02,324 What are you talking about? 132 00:06:02,392 --> 00:06:06,362 Fat Doug was sensitive, loving, caring, and kind. 133 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:07,397 You never told him that. 134 00:06:07,464 --> 00:06:08,764 I didn't need to. 135 00:06:08,832 --> 00:06:10,950 Fat Doug didn't need his ego boosted all the time. 136 00:06:11,018 --> 00:06:13,403 You know what? "Fat Doug" is a little harsh. 137 00:06:13,470 --> 00:06:14,704 Let's go with f.D. 138 00:06:14,772 --> 00:06:15,872 You know why you can't tell the difference 139 00:06:15,939 --> 00:06:17,841 between me and Beth mcgurtrie? 140 00:06:17,908 --> 00:06:20,276 Because your brain has been turned upside down 141 00:06:20,344 --> 00:06:22,111 from all these people drooling all over you. 142 00:06:22,179 --> 00:06:23,613 Sickening. 143 00:06:26,566 --> 00:06:29,101 Oh, my God! You're jealous! 144 00:06:29,169 --> 00:06:30,853 Jealous?! 145 00:06:30,921 --> 00:06:33,239 That's right. I think you liked it better 146 00:06:33,307 --> 00:06:34,840 when it was hottie and fatty. 147 00:06:34,908 --> 00:06:36,142 Now it's hottie and hottie, 148 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:38,277 you gotta share the spotlight, and you don't like it. 149 00:06:39,696 --> 00:06:43,733 Are you actually accusing me of being that small and petty? 150 00:06:45,402 --> 00:06:46,569 Uh-huh! 151 00:06:46,637 --> 00:06:48,337 For years, you're nagging me to lose weight. 152 00:06:48,405 --> 00:06:50,807 "Oh, you look terrible. You're gonna die." Blah blah blah! 153 00:06:50,874 --> 00:06:53,342 Turns out, you can't handle the competition! 154 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:54,511 Oh! 155 00:06:54,578 --> 00:06:55,728 What are you doing? 156 00:06:55,796 --> 00:06:56,495 What am I doing? 157 00:06:56,563 --> 00:06:57,947 I'm stealing your thunder. 158 00:06:58,014 --> 00:07:00,350 Yeah! That's thunder! 159 00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:01,350 Oh, get away from me! 160 00:07:01,418 --> 00:07:02,085 Where you going? 161 00:07:02,153 --> 00:07:03,169 You looking for your thunder? 162 00:07:03,237 --> 00:07:04,170 'Cause you ain't gonna find it. 163 00:07:04,238 --> 00:07:06,239 You know why? I got it all. 164 00:07:06,306 --> 00:07:08,574 No, I'm looking for the hotel, brain. 165 00:07:08,641 --> 00:07:10,243 Well, you know what? If you would have let me call Beth, 166 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:11,677 maybe we'd find our way back. 167 00:07:11,745 --> 00:07:13,979 Oh, you know what? Maybe you should call Beth 168 00:07:14,048 --> 00:07:16,349 and see if she's still available. 169 00:07:16,417 --> 00:07:18,200 Oh, yeah? You'd love it if I got back together with Beth. 170 00:07:18,268 --> 00:07:20,336 Then you'd be free to go after another big boy. 171 00:07:20,404 --> 00:07:22,972 How's this sound? Mrs. dom deluise. 172 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,241 Or better yet, hook up with the kool-aid man. 173 00:07:25,309 --> 00:07:26,810 Oh, yeah! 174 00:07:29,029 --> 00:07:31,597 You know, do me a favor and don't talk to me. I'm sick of you. 175 00:07:31,665 --> 00:07:33,399 Right back at you. 176 00:07:35,168 --> 00:07:37,904 Is it raining? 177 00:07:37,971 --> 00:07:40,339 A little. 178 00:07:40,407 --> 00:07:42,909 We are so screwed. 179 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,320 All right, now we're making some progress. 180 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:57,489 There's the sun. 181 00:07:57,556 --> 00:07:59,090 The sun always sets in the west, right? 182 00:07:59,158 --> 00:08:01,025 So we must be heading west. 183 00:08:01,093 --> 00:08:05,212 And do you have any idea if the hotel is west? 184 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,914 Boy, you really hate the fact 185 00:08:06,982 --> 00:08:09,217 that I'm hot now, don't you? 186 00:08:09,285 --> 00:08:11,235 Ok, you know what? We went too far. 187 00:08:11,303 --> 00:08:12,904 We should go back the other way. 188 00:08:12,972 --> 00:08:14,238 No, no. You're totally wrong. 189 00:08:14,306 --> 00:08:15,239 You don't know what you're talking about. 190 00:08:15,307 --> 00:08:16,607 Oh, I don't?! 191 00:08:16,675 --> 00:08:17,308 You have us heading west, 192 00:08:17,376 --> 00:08:18,826 and you have no idea why. 193 00:08:18,894 --> 00:08:20,645 Uh, the pioneers didn't know why, 194 00:08:20,713 --> 00:08:21,846 and that's how we got Texas. 195 00:08:21,913 --> 00:08:24,215 But I guess you'd be fine without Texas. 196 00:08:24,282 --> 00:08:26,818 I just wish I knew where we were. 197 00:08:26,885 --> 00:08:28,152 I mean, are we getting closer? 198 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:29,420 Are we getting farther? 199 00:08:29,488 --> 00:08:31,255 What? 200 00:08:32,324 --> 00:08:33,424 What are you doing? 201 00:08:33,492 --> 00:08:36,227 I'm gonna see if I can find the hotel from here. 202 00:08:36,294 --> 00:08:37,595 You're not gonna see anything. 203 00:08:37,663 --> 00:08:38,446 I might see something! 204 00:08:38,513 --> 00:08:39,564 I don't think you will. 205 00:08:39,632 --> 00:08:43,368 I can't talk and climb at the same time. 206 00:08:51,844 --> 00:08:53,478 Oh, God! 207 00:08:53,546 --> 00:08:54,712 What's wrong? 208 00:08:54,780 --> 00:08:56,814 It's an owl. 209 00:08:56,882 --> 00:08:58,633 I think I'm gonna throw up. 210 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,885 Who throws up from an owl? 211 00:09:00,952 --> 00:09:03,971 Look, I was expecting pine cones, and I got a square-shaped bird. 212 00:09:04,039 --> 00:09:05,507 It's very disturbing. 213 00:09:05,574 --> 00:09:06,908 All right, you know what? Just nudge it, 214 00:09:06,976 --> 00:09:08,243 and it'll fly away. 215 00:09:08,311 --> 00:09:09,327 No, I'm not gonna touch it. 216 00:09:09,394 --> 00:09:10,595 What if it bites me? 217 00:09:10,662 --> 00:09:12,113 Owls don't bite. 218 00:09:12,181 --> 00:09:13,114 They wear glasses. 219 00:09:13,182 --> 00:09:14,982 They're the nerds of the forest. 220 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:16,784 All right. 221 00:09:16,852 --> 00:09:18,986 No, owls can't fly. 222 00:09:19,054 --> 00:09:20,872 If it doesn't fly, how'd it get in the tree? 223 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:23,307 Uh, I'm in the tree. Can I fly? 224 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:25,242 Could you just push it away, please? 225 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:27,929 Oh. Hope it lands right on you. 226 00:09:27,997 --> 00:09:29,998 I would love that. 227 00:09:31,767 --> 00:09:33,417 Whoa! 228 00:09:34,753 --> 00:09:36,554 Ooh... oh, my God! Are you ok? 229 00:09:36,622 --> 00:09:37,655 I think so. 230 00:09:37,723 --> 00:09:38,756 I scratched my face, though. 231 00:09:38,824 --> 00:09:39,991 Oh... 232 00:09:40,059 --> 00:09:41,025 All right, a little bactine, 233 00:09:41,093 --> 00:09:42,760 and you will be good as new. 234 00:09:42,827 --> 00:09:44,045 Oh, suddenly I'm deformed, 235 00:09:44,112 --> 00:09:46,247 and you're nice to me. 236 00:09:46,315 --> 00:09:48,816 You got a real beauty and the beast thing going, don't you? 237 00:09:48,884 --> 00:09:50,401 Are you crazy?! 238 00:09:50,469 --> 00:09:52,486 Crazy ugly, just the way you like 'em! 239 00:09:52,554 --> 00:09:53,971 Well, now I'm taking you down with me. 240 00:09:54,039 --> 00:09:57,642 Oh, where are you going? What are you doing? 241 00:09:57,709 --> 00:09:58,375 I'm finding some leaves of 3, 242 00:09:58,527 --> 00:10:00,761 and then I'm gonna mess you up. 243 00:10:00,829 --> 00:10:02,029 What? 244 00:10:02,097 --> 00:10:03,514 Yeah. 245 00:10:03,582 --> 00:10:05,817 Kiss that sweet, unblemished skin good-bye. 246 00:10:05,884 --> 00:10:08,185 Doug, are you seriously gonna attack me 247 00:10:08,254 --> 00:10:10,187 with poison Ivy? 248 00:10:10,256 --> 00:10:12,557 I mean, is that the way it's gonna end for us? 249 00:10:14,493 --> 00:10:15,927 No. 250 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:20,297 My hand itches now. 251 00:10:29,908 --> 00:10:31,576 I don't believe anyone ever made fire this way. 252 00:10:31,644 --> 00:10:32,910 I just don't. 253 00:10:32,978 --> 00:10:34,912 And I don't believe the only thing 254 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:36,514 you ever learned from the boy scouts 255 00:10:36,582 --> 00:10:38,949 was how many leaves poison Ivy has. 256 00:10:39,017 --> 00:10:41,686 And now you have poison Ivy! 257 00:10:41,754 --> 00:10:43,755 I'm going to sleep. 258 00:11:01,873 --> 00:11:05,943 Oh, wow. That's the north star. 259 00:11:06,011 --> 00:11:08,245 That way must be north. 260 00:11:08,314 --> 00:11:12,417 And do you know if the hotel is north? 261 00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:17,388 I hate the sky. 262 00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:23,994 Actually, it's kind of beautiful tonight. 263 00:11:34,189 --> 00:11:36,558 That better be a rat. 264 00:11:41,229 --> 00:11:44,666 Just thinking, you know, it's you and I... 265 00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:49,904 Alone in the woods... About to die... 266 00:11:49,972 --> 00:11:51,706 It's kind of romantic. You want to, uh- 267 00:11:51,774 --> 00:11:54,542 what planet are you on? 268 00:11:56,479 --> 00:11:58,346 I just don't think we should go to bed angry. 269 00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,848 Well, we're not going to bed. 270 00:11:59,915 --> 00:12:02,116 We're going to twigs. 271 00:12:02,184 --> 00:12:03,117 Well, then, I don't think 272 00:12:03,185 --> 00:12:05,453 we should go to twigs angry, either. 273 00:12:10,759 --> 00:12:13,227 All right, last chance, 'cause... 274 00:12:13,295 --> 00:12:15,096 I'm shuttin' her down. 275 00:12:24,389 --> 00:12:25,440 Hey. 276 00:12:25,507 --> 00:12:28,008 Hello. 277 00:12:28,076 --> 00:12:29,043 What's wrong with you? 278 00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:31,813 Nothing. 279 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,514 You always say nothing 280 00:12:33,582 --> 00:12:35,717 when it's something. 281 00:12:35,784 --> 00:12:37,885 What is it? 282 00:12:37,953 --> 00:12:40,421 You know very well what it is. 283 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,658 No, I don't. 284 00:12:43,726 --> 00:12:46,077 You totally made me the bad cop today with Arthur. 285 00:12:46,145 --> 00:12:47,945 You had no right to do that. 286 00:12:48,797 --> 00:12:51,082 Oh, excuse me. 287 00:12:52,851 --> 00:12:55,420 Uh... sorry. 288 00:12:55,487 --> 00:12:58,489 Um, Danny said I can borrow the playstation, 289 00:12:58,557 --> 00:13:01,091 and Doug keeps it up here, so... 290 00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:03,244 Fine. I just... 291 00:13:03,312 --> 00:13:05,213 Wasn't expecting you. 292 00:13:07,465 --> 00:13:09,500 Sure. 293 00:13:09,568 --> 00:13:11,135 We were kind of, uh... 294 00:13:11,202 --> 00:13:12,970 In the middle of something here, deac. 295 00:13:16,158 --> 00:13:18,726 Are you guys both sleeping in here? 296 00:13:18,794 --> 00:13:20,911 Yeah. 297 00:13:20,979 --> 00:13:22,580 Well, you know there's a futon in the other room, 298 00:13:22,648 --> 00:13:24,382 and there's a cou- 299 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:26,750 never mind. 300 00:13:26,818 --> 00:13:28,469 Would you just leave, please?! 301 00:13:28,537 --> 00:13:29,437 Believe me, I'm not looking for any reason 302 00:13:29,505 --> 00:13:30,772 to hang around. 303 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:35,226 Look... 304 00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:40,564 I'm sorry about what happened today. 305 00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:42,500 All right, I just thought that the easiest way 306 00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:45,103 to deal with Arthur was to give in to him. 307 00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:46,871 Of course that's the easiest way. 308 00:13:46,939 --> 00:13:48,439 But if we always take the easy way out, 309 00:13:48,507 --> 00:13:50,608 how's he ever gonna learn? 310 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:54,612 Well, he is almost 80. 311 00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:58,049 Look, why don't we get a good night's sleep, all right? 312 00:13:58,117 --> 00:13:59,984 And in the morning, we'll sit down with Arthur, 313 00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:03,454 and we'll tell him there are certain rules in this house 314 00:14:03,522 --> 00:14:05,757 and he has to live by them. 315 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:38,472 Ok, still in the woods. 316 00:14:38,539 --> 00:14:41,108 Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow! 317 00:14:41,175 --> 00:14:42,675 I can't believe there are people 318 00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:44,844 who actually go camping by choice. 319 00:14:46,563 --> 00:14:48,831 Oh, my God, what if we never find our way out of here? 320 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,034 That would be bad, Doug. 321 00:14:52,303 --> 00:14:54,504 You know what? Maybe we should just live here, 322 00:14:54,571 --> 00:14:56,839 start a new society, 323 00:14:56,908 --> 00:14:58,741 learn to talk with the chipmunks. 324 00:14:58,809 --> 00:15:01,912 You can't even touch an owl without gagging. 325 00:15:01,979 --> 00:15:03,679 Now you're talking to chipmunks? 326 00:15:03,747 --> 00:15:05,882 Ok, you know what? I won't start my own society. 327 00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:06,917 Ok, you happy now? 328 00:15:06,984 --> 00:15:08,451 Yes. I'm thrilled. 329 00:15:08,519 --> 00:15:11,121 All right, let's get moving. 330 00:15:11,188 --> 00:15:15,357 I think we should go, uh... this way. 331 00:15:15,425 --> 00:15:18,728 No, that's the way we came from. 332 00:15:18,796 --> 00:15:23,817 No, that... is... the way... We came... from! 333 00:15:23,884 --> 00:15:27,654 Talking... like... this... Doesn't... scare... me! 334 00:15:27,722 --> 00:15:29,906 Ok, you know what? I have an idea. 335 00:15:29,974 --> 00:15:32,942 How 'bout you go your way, I'll go mine? 336 00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:34,994 Smartest idea you've had ever. 337 00:15:35,062 --> 00:15:36,546 Terrific! 338 00:15:36,613 --> 00:15:38,481 Oh, and don't go startin' your own society. 339 00:15:38,549 --> 00:15:39,749 That's my thing! 340 00:16:00,604 --> 00:16:03,456 Doug? 341 00:16:03,524 --> 00:16:05,291 Doug! 342 00:16:18,071 --> 00:16:20,339 God bless her, she got away! 343 00:16:20,408 --> 00:16:22,208 Attagirl! 344 00:16:46,901 --> 00:16:50,303 I'll have the egg-white omelet... 345 00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:52,305 And... 346 00:17:41,155 --> 00:17:44,024 I will survive! 347 00:17:44,091 --> 00:17:47,560 I choose life! 348 00:18:10,183 --> 00:18:11,801 Could I get the check? 349 00:18:11,868 --> 00:18:14,571 Oh, and a map to rescue my husband. 350 00:18:14,638 --> 00:18:15,572 Thanks. 351 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,668 Doug? 352 00:18:28,736 --> 00:18:30,336 Carrie? 353 00:18:30,404 --> 00:18:32,405 Is that you crying? 354 00:18:32,472 --> 00:18:34,540 No. 355 00:18:34,608 --> 00:18:37,243 Follow my voice. I found a way out. 356 00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:41,981 Oof! 357 00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:45,568 Hey! 358 00:18:57,848 --> 00:19:00,249 What do I do? 359 00:19:00,317 --> 00:19:01,650 Just cross over the bridge. 360 00:19:01,718 --> 00:19:03,136 Are you crazy?! 361 00:19:03,204 --> 00:19:04,938 Come on. You can do it. 362 00:19:16,817 --> 00:19:18,084 Cross over the bridge. 363 00:19:18,152 --> 00:19:20,253 Easy for you. 364 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,055 You're on the right side. 365 00:19:25,409 --> 00:19:27,794 Shaba-lama... 366 00:19:29,396 --> 00:19:30,964 You're doing great. 367 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,157 Gaa-vuch! 368 00:19:43,177 --> 00:19:44,744 Oh, God! 369 00:19:48,082 --> 00:19:49,465 You're fine! You're fine! 370 00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:52,668 I'm not fine! 371 00:19:52,736 --> 00:19:54,803 Get me a helicopter now! 372 00:19:54,871 --> 00:19:56,271 Doug, you don't need a helicopter. 373 00:19:56,339 --> 00:19:59,042 I really think a helicopter's the way to go. 374 00:19:59,109 --> 00:20:02,378 Doug, listen to me. You can do this. 375 00:20:02,446 --> 00:20:04,380 I can't. This bridge'll never hold. 376 00:20:04,448 --> 00:20:05,665 Yes, it will. 377 00:20:05,732 --> 00:20:07,433 Look, you're not fat anymore. 378 00:20:07,501 --> 00:20:08,468 You're light as air. 379 00:20:08,535 --> 00:20:11,704 I know you're lying now. 380 00:20:11,772 --> 00:20:13,673 I'm going back. I'll live here. 381 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:16,375 You start a new life with dom deluise. 382 00:20:16,443 --> 00:20:17,810 No, Doug, stop. 383 00:20:17,878 --> 00:20:20,513 I don't want dom deluise. I want you, ok? 384 00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:23,883 Really? 385 00:20:23,951 --> 00:20:24,917 Yes. 386 00:20:24,985 --> 00:20:26,486 Now, look, I know I went a little crazy 387 00:20:26,553 --> 00:20:27,553 with this Beth thing 388 00:20:27,621 --> 00:20:28,554 and you losing all the weight 389 00:20:28,622 --> 00:20:30,222 and getting all that attention... 390 00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:32,291 'Cause you- you stole my thunder. 391 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:34,127 You know? And, uh... 392 00:20:34,195 --> 00:20:36,129 Didn't love it. 393 00:20:36,196 --> 00:20:38,164 Can't blame a girl for wanting her thunder. 394 00:20:38,231 --> 00:20:39,999 But the thing is, Doug, 395 00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:42,201 you deserve the attention, ok? 396 00:20:42,269 --> 00:20:45,371 And-and I love you, and I'm so sorry, 397 00:20:45,438 --> 00:20:47,439 and I know that you are skinny enough 398 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,241 to make it across this bridge. 399 00:20:49,309 --> 00:20:52,629 Then why did that little thingy break? 400 00:20:52,696 --> 00:20:54,063 'Cause you're still kinda big. 401 00:20:54,131 --> 00:20:55,631 Now run. Come on, honey. 402 00:20:55,699 --> 00:20:57,150 Come on, baby! 403 00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:04,623 Oh, I love you so much. 404 00:21:05,859 --> 00:21:08,360 I love you, too. 405 00:21:08,428 --> 00:21:11,831 What happened to you? It's only been 45 minutes. 406 00:21:11,899 --> 00:21:13,733 I went a little overboard. 407 00:21:17,004 --> 00:21:18,404 You know, let's go to hershey park. 408 00:21:18,471 --> 00:21:19,972 Yeah. 409 00:21:30,684 --> 00:21:32,619 Hey. Hey. Hi. 410 00:21:35,222 --> 00:21:36,556 Where's my dad? 411 00:21:36,624 --> 00:21:38,023 I will survive! 412 00:21:39,259 --> 00:21:40,693 Oh, God! 27713